Site 44, also known as the Forest of Death.

It is the location of Naruto's Chunin exam.

Tsunade, Naruto, and Mute with a bewildered expression, plus Kakashi and Hinata, the six of them came to a clearing in the middle of the forest.

This place Naruto has also visited, and it is that desert area where Naruto once met Iara.

Tsunade looked around with satisfaction and said, "That's it, it's a soft field, and you won't be hurt too much if you fall." ”

Who am I? Where am I? What am I doing?

During the time of the journey, Kakashi's brain cleared up a lot.

Suddenly I found myself dying.

And one of the three ninja Tsunade? Have you drifted a little bit after the development of new ninjutsu recently?

And although Tsunade said that she doesn't speak from the position of the Hokage, the truth is that she is still the Hokage!

What am I doing? Who told me what I was doing?

Kakashi looked at the shadow under his feet with a dead fish on his face, how he wished that a reliable and righteous person would come out and save him at this time.

And Naruto, isn't it just that the electricity is a little harder?

It's been more than a month without electricity, and it's okay to save up and have a good time, right?

Is it okay to cheat yourself like this?

What a heartless guy.

"Kakashi-sensei, are you shaking?"

Naruto looked at Kakashi in a circle, the bruises on Kakashi's face jumped, and Raiden couldn't help but gather in his hands, wanting to give Naruto a look at his underbeaten face.

Naruto suddenly stood still, pointed his finger at him and asked, "What are you going to do?" Do you want to call me again? ”

Then he turned around and said coquettishly to Tsunade: "Sister Tsunade, did you see the scene just now?" I didn't do anything out of the ordinary, but Kakashi just wanted to call me! ”

What a familiar scene that Kakashi couldn't help but think of the time when he was enduring school.

At that time, what fool came to report to the teacher all day long?

I can't remember exactly, it looks like I've hung up......

Tsunade waved his hand at Kakashi, "Ready yet?" I'll be on it when I'm ready. ”

There is no way to avoid it, so let's fight once.

Kakashi glanced at Naruto with a wrying look.

I'm still lamenting in my heart, isn't it just a few more times for you, as for finding Tsunade, one of the three ninjas?

Don't you think that's naïve?

Alas...... Tsunade too, why cooperate with such a naïve thing?

And myself, why do you want to get involved in such a childish thing?

Or is Tsunade going to entrust himself with a heavy responsibility and want to take this opportunity to test his strength? This one...... It feels much more reliable.

It would be too to come out and fight just because of Naruto's provocation......

Kakashi's head was full of thoughts.

If Shizune knew what Kakashi was thinking, he would have scoffed and said, "You haven't seen anything more, help fight and run a casino together, and call mom a good son." Besides, I don't know how many times I've flown because of Naruto's words......"

What can be said? It can only be said that you are too naïve......

This pair of masters and apprentices, if you extrapolate from common sense, you will definitely lose.

Shizune stood on the side holding the guinea and Hinata, and Naruto yelled to bet, "Which direction do you guys say Kakashi-sensei is flying in a moment?" Is it heaven or earth? ”

This voice is not shy at all, anyway, with the ninja, with Kakashi's ears, it can definitely be heard.

Therefore, the obedient Hinata and Shizune, who claim to be serious, resolutely do not participate in this hatred, and there is no point in gambling to the death.

On the contrary, the porpoise pointed to the ground with his left hand and the sky with his right hand, a posture of self-esteem in the sky and on the ground.

Naruto also confronted the guinea pork: "What do you mean by these two pig paws?" Pointing to heaven and earth? Choose one of the two, and let me tell you that even if you are a pig, you are doomed to capsize if you step on two boats. ”

Then the guinea thought for a moment and pointed to the sky.

Naruto nodded, "Then I'll choose the land, and if you win the bet, I can fulfill one of your wishes." ”

A person and a pig glanced at each other and hit it off.

Kakashi couldn't stand this scene anymore, condensed the thunder attribute chakra with his left hand, condensed the water attribute chakra with his right hand, and then put his palms together.

The irregular thunder light disappeared, and was replaced by a cylindrical band of light that coalesced together like a neon tube, and the band of light was connected end to end in a circle around the body.

At the same time, the writing wheel eye locks on Tsunade.

Tsunade is much simpler, and if you say you hit a punch, you can punch it.

Chakra instantly released all over his body, then quickly contracted into his right fist, and the next moment there was a loud bang, and Tsunade disappeared from the spot.

In the audience, only Hinata should be able to see the afterimage.

Facing him, he threw a punch at Kakashi.

The fist didn't hit Kakashi's body, and to be exact, there was still a two-meter distance between Tsunade and Kakashi.

But the chakra that emanated from Tsunade's hand and exploded in all directions hit Kakashi's body.

For Kakashi, Tsunade's punch was straight, and he saw it.

But he didn't have time to dodge.

The moment the fist wind hit his body, Kaka only felt as if he had been hit by a wild boar three or four meters high in an unsuspecting manner, and the gale slammed into his eyes, mouth, nose and ears, only to feel that the whole person was instantly stunned by the air current, and his body flew out.

Kakashi flew ...... The guinea pig won.

But the point now is obviously not here, but Kakashi didn't even have the power to fight back under Tsunade's punch.

Flew directly onto the ...... 100 meters? It was still higher in the air, and it took more than ten seconds before it plunged headlong.

Tsunade explained: "For the punch just now, I used the strange power of the superposition of four layers of yang attribute chakra, but the power was not concentrated in one place, but the effect of the shot was scattered. ”

Naruto immediately patted his ass and said, "Sister Tsunade is mighty, and Kakashi, who can hit with a casual punch, has no power to fight back!" ”

Tsunade shook his head and corrected: "It's not so easy to fight again, the reason why it has this effect is that he didn't expect me to hit him with air, with the dynamic vision of the writing wheel eye, he can see my movement trajectory clearly, and then wait for me to respond at the moment when I get close, so he was knocked out because of a mistake in judgment." In addition, this is not a real battle, so his vigilance is still somewhat lax. ”

Tsunade's judgment was very objective and accurate, but it still didn't affect Naruto's sycophancy.

Naruto smiled and said: "Don't care if he's careless or not, don't care if the sword goes off the rails and makes him unexpected, one punch kills him, it's one punch that kills him, who cares if you're ready for the real battle, Sister Tsunade also let him prepare, so ah, he's still too scum." ”

Kakashi was falling, and although the wind set off by that palm was violent, the power was not concentrated in one place, so he was not injured either, only the moment the wind poured into his ears, he was a little delirious, and he was still very conscious when he fell, so Naruto's words were still too scummy and he could hear them very clearly.

It's heart-piercing......

What to do? One punch was blown away...... It's really shameless......

It's better to play dead.

So there was no damage in the sky, and Kakashi straightened up because he was pretending to be dead, "Bang! It slammed on the ground with a thud, like a broken sack falling from a high altitude and slapping on the ground.

Kakashi was pretending to be dead, and Hinata didn't lift his eyes, so he could intuitively see the scene of Chakra gushing out of his body at the moment of falling.

But she's very well-behaved, she doesn't say anything.

Tsunade, not to mention, is the most clear about what kind of force he hits and what effect he has.

But people don't want to tear it down, she understands.

There are times when she pretends to be a bear, and she is used to it.

Shizune has been with Tsunade for so long, and the medical ninjutsu is not bad, so this bit of eyesight is still there.

Naruto? A new star in the medical ninja world, real and fake faint can't be difficult for him.

Don't say it? Hehe, well, I won't break it this time.

Naruto smiled and exclaimed, "Kakashi-sensei seems to have fainted, I have a quick-acting pill here for Kakashi-sensei." ”

So he pulled out a durian-flavored fart candy.

For a moment, Tsunade and Shizune stared away from Naruto for a few meters.

But the guinea pig got up and jumped out of Mute's arms.

Mute stops the guinea, but the guinea tells Naruto with a stubborn little look that I won! You said my wish was fulfilled!

Others didn't understand Naruto didn't know, but Naruto understood.

The sugar is then flicked into the guinea dolphin's mouth.

Silent scared to throw down the guinea pig and run away.

When the durian candy is entered, the guinea dolphin shows a satisfied expression.

Then Naruto lifted the guinea pork, as if he was urinating a child with, and opened his thighs to Kakashi's face.

Kakashi slept soundly.

Naruto and guinea poise glanced at each other.

Each other's eyes are full of expressions that you understand.

What is rare is that Tsunade can obviously prevent this tragic happening, but instead he stands aside and looks lively.

Maybe I have fallen for this trick in the past, so I ...... When you see others in the middle, you will have a delicate balance in your heart.

Hinata asked quietly for some reason, "What is Naruto doing?" ”

Shizune and Tsunade glanced at each other, then pursed their lips and shook their heads at the same time.

Looks like...... It seems like they're all looking forward to it.

I just don't know if I expect Kakashi to be embarrassed, or if I expect Naruto to be killed by Kakashi.

It's been 15 seconds since the guinea pig eats the candy......

20 seconds ......

5…… 4…… 3…… 2…… 1……

Naruto: "Launch!" ”

However, there was no movement......

Everyone was looking forward to it, and suddenly the guinea poise's face wrinkled, as if it was in pain, and then opened its mouth and sneezed.

Sneeze?

Mute and Tsunade are confused.

But Naruto already felt a little bad, didn't ...... Wrong sugar?

Sneezing sugar ...... Why do you think it's so familiar......

Then the guinea pig sneezed three times in a row, and at the second sneeze, something shot out of nowhere.

Then the third sneeze turned dry into wet...... Angle...... Facing Kakashi's face.

The guinea pig looked at Naruto in pain, the expression in his eyes was already clear—what did you give me food?

Naruto smacked his shoulders, then put down the guinea pig and ran away.

As soon as the guinea hit the ground, he subconsciously wanted to chase Naruto, but his stomach cramped, his front legs bent, and he hit the back.

Hit Kakashi again, and by this time Naruto had already run far.

In the end, he muttered to himself: "It's over, it's over, these are all played, these are played, and Tsunade can't save himself......"

Then I thought about it, no, the pig has a bad stomach and a loose stomach, so it's a strange pig.

Then he suddenly threw the car and went to catch the porpoise again: "Porpoise!" How do you eat bad on your stomach? What did Mute give you to eat? Oops! Don't run around and! ”

The guinea pig sneezed, and the sloppy things scurried behind him.

Kakashi finally sat up, his hands outstretched and looking at the stinky body on his body.

And dripping hair? It's raining?

Kakashi was dazed: "What stinks so much?" ”

Then in a daze, I saw the guinea fish walking step by step like a goose......

Then he looked at Naruto who was babbling and screamed, "Naruto! ”

Naruto replied honestly, "It's not me, it's not me, it's the poop pulled by the guinea pork." ”

The guinea pork, clutching his stomach in pain, then turned around and turned his ass to Naruto.

Naruto dodged in a dashing manner, then pointed at the guinea and said, "Look, this pig doesn't know what's crazy about it, and everyone pouts when he sees it." ”

Naruto dodged behind Shizuki.

Kakashi's body trembled, still staring at Naruto and gritting his teeth, "Naruto! Person! ”

Then the thunder flashed and the instantaneous body technique approached, Naruto had long been on guard, and in the state of the eight gates of Dunjia and the second gate, the wind blade exploded! Storm Injury!

"Hulala!" A gust of wind swept through, leaving only one sentence: "I'm sorry, I have to use it again!" ”

Tsunade and Shizune glanced at each other, then at the poor guinea poise clutching his stomach.

Shizune walked up to him distressedly and blamed: "Tell you to eat blindly!" ”

The guinea dolphin mood is not beautiful anymore I am like this You still train me in a fit of anger to the silent rise of the butt is a little uproar.

Shizune was stunned on the spot, and shouted heartbreakingly: "Ming! Person! Die! ”

And at this time, Naruto in the distance was exhausted, and his mouth shouted, "Ah! Yes! Yes! Kakashira is in his pants! Yes! Yes! Yes! Who's going to save me! He's going to wipe me! ”

Kakashi's face was swollen and red, lightning flashed, and everything on his body was electrified, but it smelled worse and worse.

A smell of roasted horse manure and eggs......