"Didn't I tell you a while ago?"

Yato looked at the confused eyes of the two and blinked: "Wood is not worshiped as a god after death, but directly from a human to a god, the only existence that belongs to a half-human and half-god, this is what he looks like as a human." ”

"You obviously didn't say it!!" The corners of Xue Yin's mouth twitched.

"So ......"

Yiqi Rihe looked at Wood's babyface, which looked more immature than Xueyin, and his eyes were weird and weird: "You are Mr. Wood?" ”

"Did you even get rid of 'you'?"

Wood smiled slightly, "You're an ungodly god." ”

Ichizuri: "......"

Xueyin: "......"

The whole person feels better, right?

The impression of the two of them is that the sleeping god is a taciturn person, although lazy, but it gives people a sense of wisdom, as if he is an elder who has seen through the red dust.

But this ...... in front of you

Although the tone of speech is the same, and the appearance is similar, it feels like a neighbor's ...... Penis.

Xueyin looked at Wood's height, and then compared it with herself...... It's almost the same as a junior high school student.

"No more fuss!"

Yato came to the table, and regardless of whose cup it was, he picked up a cup of tea and began to drink.

A gust of wind flashed, and the big black jumped forward, and with a whip leg turned out horizontally, and with a muffled bang, the unsuspecting Yato flew directly out of the house.

"Bastard, there's no gym clothes scrap like you here!!"

“……”

Looking at the yato in the soil with a pouting ass and a bad head, Hiyori and Yukini couldn't help but swallow their saliva.

Is it difficult to do it here......

Dangerous?

The two of them sat quietly next to Wood, and the Ebisu Kofu opposite was better, but this tall and strong man, just looking at it gave people a feeling of not being messed with; Although Wood has changed a lot, it is safer to stay with acquaintances......

"I am the artifact of Ebisu Kofuku, the name is black, the instrument is black, and it is called the big black."

The two were stunned when they heard this, Xueyin couldn't help but look at the big black a few more times, there was a special sense between the artifact and the artifact, although it was useless, but it could make him feel that the other party was not a bad person.

But......

"Ebisu is a celebrity." Xueyin muttered quietly.

"yes!"

Ichizuri on the side nodded: "Ebisu is one of the Seven Lucky Gods, but she is so cute, and it is completely different from the impression." ”

"It's just a stage name." Wood glanced at it angrily, enjoying the little blessing of the awe-inspiring gaze of the two: "This thing is the god of poverty, and he can't get a job with his real name, so he uses the name of the god of wealth." ”

Poverty God?

Rihe and the two of them were stunned for a moment, and they didn't react until they came over for a while, and they couldn't help but be a little speechless.

"Oh, little Wood, I'm going to be angry if you tear it down like this."

"Remove this 'small' word for me first!!" Wood Road.

"The ......"

Rihe looked at Xiaofu and Da Hei with a gossipy face: "Miss Xiaofu, are you two already married?" ”

The god and the artifact are married, and it feels like ...... It's so curious!!

When he said this, Rihe's big eyes were shining, which showed that no matter what age a woman is, her enthusiasm for gossip is extremely hot.

"No, it's not."

Big Black shook his head.

Xiaofu smiled: "Just call me Xiaofu." ”

Xueyin blinked: "But didn't you just call her wife?" ”

"Because God will take care of a wife like a wife."

Da Hei's face collapsed directly: "Is my name very strange?" ”

“……”

Ichiki Hiwa and Yukiyin directly shook their heads into rattles.

Yato, who was squatting at the door, suddenly interjected: "Don't look at him with him, don't look at him as fierce and vicious...... Yato slowly stood up from the ground, his back to everyone.

The atmosphere suddenly became solemn at this moment, and Ichiki and Xue Yin couldn't help but squeeze around Wood again.

At this moment, Yato suddenly turned his head.

“…… Actually, he has pedophilia!! ”

Before he could finish speaking, Yato turned around and ran wildly into the distance, laughing wildly as he ran like a fool......

"Bastard, what do you mean by that......"

Da Hei looked at the people who ran out of sight, and the tiger's eyes were on fire.

“……”

The corners of Wood's mouth twitched, and he didn't know why...... He also felt the urge to turn into a vampire and chase after him, sucking the bastard's blood dry.

"Eh, where are you going?"

Hiyori's face changed.

Xue Yin beside him shuddered even more: "This bastard actually left us in such a place." ”

Big Black's lips trembled: "...... What is this kind of place called? ”

"Don't worry!"

In the end, it was his own artifact, Xiaofu was still very oriented towards Da Hei, and explained to the two people with a wary face: "My Da Hei just likes children very much, whenever he sees children, he will look at them stupidly, until they leave the field of vision." ”

Daikoku: "......"

Wood was dumbfounded, stunned for a long time before he reacted.

This ...... Are you defending your own artifact?

As soon as she said it, she could directly call Da Hei a pervert.

Didn't you see that both Hiyori and Xueyin's faces turned white?

"But ......"

Wood suddenly remembered what he had said when he entered the door.

(Sure enough, it's still pleasing to the eye when you stay at the shrine, and when you stay in the shrine, you're like an old man, and it's very unpleasant just to look at it.) ）

Well......

It's not just a small blessing, it's better to stay away from this goods in the future.

"You're Yato's new artifact, aren't you? What is the name? Da Hei looked at Xue Yin and asked.

"Snow... Xueyin..."Xueyin replied with some stumbling, making Da Hei's face couldn't help but darken, and then smiled: "Don't believe the nonsense of the two of them, have you been an artifact for a long time?" ”

"No, it's my first time."

"That's it, it's ...... so young," Daihei didn't say the next words, but his somewhat heavy tone made everyone understand the meaning of his words.

"Hey, what about you?"

Xiaofu looked at Yiqi Rihe with a curious expression.

"My name is Hiyori Ichiki."

"Xiao Hiwa? Hee-hee. Xiaofu smiled: "Xiao Ri and you are ordinary people, what is the relationship with Xiao Yadou." ”

"Huh?"

Rihe's face couldn't help but blush: "What, I have nothing to do with that kind of talent!" ”

"Huh!"

Xiaofu's eyes lit up, as if he had seen something interesting, and he threw himself directly towards Rihe: "What are you angry about?" ”

Looking at the two of them rolling in a ball, Da Hei sighed helplessly, and said to Xueyin: "I'm sorry, my wife is stupid." Then he smiled dotingly: "I made a new friend today, it seems that she is very happy." ”

Friends?

Wood glanced in the direction Yato had left, so ...... Is that what you're trying to do?

"Snow sound!"

"Huh?"

Xueyin looked at Wood beside her, who suddenly became serious, and asked a little strangely, "What's wrong?" ”

The other three looked at Wood in unison.

Wood looked directly at Xueyin, "What did you do today?" Or rather...... What have you been doing lately? As he spoke, a strange wave erupted, and Wood's black hair turned gray at a speed visible to the naked eye.

The clothes on his body also changed to a white robe, and a pair of golden eyes stared directly at Xue Yin.

"Wood, what are you ......" Da Hei frowned, and was about to say something when Wood waved his hand to interrupt him.

Although they are essentially the same, their ways of thinking are very different, and Wood glanced at Daikoku, "I think you're wondering why Yato brought these two to you." ”

Da Hei frowned, but he didn't refute.

Wood's golden eyes carried a cold and ruthless meaning, and Xueyin, who was stared at by these eyes, felt a little weak in his heart: "Wu... Wood... Sir, I... I don't understand what you mean? ”

"Don't understand?"

The corners of Wood's mouth hooked up a sneering arc: "Then why do you have a weak heart, just now, your breathing was obviously short for a moment, and your body also reacted naturally." This shows that you have done something that you think is not right. ”

"Maybe your consciousness didn't react, but the emotions that you hid and you couldn't face reacted in advance, and your subconscious mind is hindering their consciousness, so there will be the reaction just now, which is the so-called thief's heart."

Wood raised his head and glanced at Hiyori next to him, "Yato should have told you something before he brought you here." ”

Yiqi Ri and Yi were stunned, hesitated and said: "He said that there is something he wants to ask me ......"

……