Chapter 104, Shameless

"Chris!"

"Jericho!"

Don't underestimate the second sister, although he likes to play the villain and scold the audience, this does not affect his status in WWE, such as the contract briefcase, which is his creativity.

Among the active superstars, he can still rank in the top five in popularity.

Y2J waited for the audience's voice to weaken before picking up the microphone and saying, "Wow, I've been away for half a year, and you still like to be cheap." ”

The second sister is the second sister, and as soon as she returned, she began to scold the audience.

was obviously scolded, but the audience still supported him as always, and he was indeed cheap! The villain does Y2J's share of being loved by everyone, and it can be regarded as a success.

"You don't have to be happy, I'm not back today because I miss you, but because I happened to be watching RAW's live show at the Wachovia Stadium last Monday night."

Y2J pointed to the highest spot on the court: "Right at the highest seat in Wachovia, I heard a taunt at all the RAW wrestling fans, and look at your decline, everyone was scared out. ”

Y2J did not forget to use Li Tianze's words last week to satirize the audience, this is the most sassy part, the audience will not only not resent him, but will remember the hatred on Li Tianze.

"Just the four ridiculous guys who can sneak up and call themselves the future of WWE can scare the hell out of us?"

Y2J suddenly shouted, "NO! ”

The style of painting has changed abruptly.

"Of course, you might, but I, the king of the world, Chris Jericho, won't."

Y2J pointed to himself and said, "So, today I came to Phoenix, to the American Airlines Center, and I will prove to you that everything is not terrible." ”

Y2J opened his throat and roared: "Welcome to the long-lost Chris Jericho talk show, I have invited our guest today, well, what is it called, I seem to have forgotten." ”

Y2J pretended to meditate.

The audience helped him answer: "Sweep the Legion!" ”

Y2J made a look of enlightenment and pointed to the exit channel: "That's right, it's the four broom legions!" ”

is worthy of being a second sister who is only keen on playing villains, even in the face of villain legions, he must strive to become the worst.

The lights dimmed and Bon Jovi's "It's My Life" sounded.

The Sweeper Legion is here!

The figures of Li Tianze and the four appeared in the dark mist, and the music was only played for more than ten seconds, and an abrupt voice sounded.

"Turn on the lights for me, this is my talk show, not a broom carnival."

Y2J's voice was louder than the debut music: "And this terrible music is also turned off for me, oh my god, there are still people using such an old-fashioned song as the debut music for WWE." ”

Y2J raised his voice: "What idiot chose the music, it's my life, it's incredible, the product of the last century actually appeared on WWE's main show RAW." ”

"It's WWE, it's not WWF, it's a whole new era."

Y2J's words are actually true, it's my life was recorded in 1999, which is really a product of the last century. And the debut music Break the Walls Down that Yang Erjie is using now is the latest improved version of the 1999 version at the beginning of last year, which is considered a new work.

The music is turned off, the lights are back on, and the Sweeper Legion is interrupted.

"The Sweep Legion has its first trouble."

"Chris Jericho will teach them how to be a good villain."

The new villain forces swept the legion, and it was indeed a big trouble to meet Second Sister Yang, one of the leaders in the WWE villain world.

Without the debut music, Li Tianze will also go to the ring, Y2J has already used actions to send tactics to them, and they must fight back with a more fierce offensive.

"Don't look at me like that, I'll be scared."

When Li Tianze and the four of them stood in front of Y2J, he said in a strange tone: "Your debut music is really bad, I have prepared a separate piece of music for each of you." ”

Y2J pointed to Simos, "Your debut music is four. ”

He pointed to Dolph Ziegler: "One." ”

Then pointed at CM Punk: "Mix." ”

Finally, he pointed to Li Tianze: "Egg." ”

"That's right, you're the four fuckers."

After Y2J finished speaking, the audience burst into laughter.

Simus and Dolph Ziegler's faces changed suddenly, and they wanted to teach Y2J a lesson, but Li Tianze stretched out his hand to stop them.

Li Tianze smiled: "Four fuck off, well, you are indeed a fuck off, but unfortunately, we don't like a rock star who can only sing garbage songs to prepare music for us." ”

Li Tianze deliberately accentuated the tone of the rock star and satirized Y2J, because those who are familiar with the band fozzy know that this band is actually not very famous, and it can only rank third-rate in the rock world.

"Trash, no, no, no, have you ever heard of the band Fozzy?" Y2J became excited when he mentioned his band.

Li Tianze shrugged: "I'm really not a fan of Fozzy, it's just a small band that doesn't go into the stream, you know?" I'm standing here, trying to be polite, just because this ring belongs to me. ”

"It's the territory of the Sweeper Legion, not you, Chris Jericho's." Li Tianze pointed to the ring.

"You're saying that Bon Jovi's It's My Life is an obsolete product, oh, I'd love to know if everyone in the room, you're more familiar with Bon Jovi, or the little-known Fozzt, sorry, it's Fozzy." Li Tianze deliberately said the wrong thing in the end.

Bon Jovi is one of the top rock bands in the world, and naturally it is not fozzy that can be compared, and the silence of the audience is the best answer.

"Before I came out on the stage, I was told that Fozzy was touring all over the United States, and I was very surprised by that."

Li Tianze said: "You should know, I am from Tampa, and the band Fozzy once came to Tampa City last year, held a concert there, and distributed a lot of leaflets. ”

Y2J smiled and said nothing, waiting for Li Tianze's follow-up.

Li Tianze continued: "Thank God, you are finally here, and it is because of your leaflets that you will save the city of Tampa. ”

Li Tianze sneered and said in an extremely mocking voice: "Before you came, the paper in the public toilets in Tampa City was in an emergency, and I would like to thank you on behalf of all the residents of Tampa City, it was you who saved the city." ”

Pause.

"Public toilets!"

Li Tianze smiled: "I believe that those touring cities are like Tampa City, and I hope you will take the FOZZY band to tour again." ”

What a powerful mouth, everyone has never seen someone so ridiculed, and it is in the heart, this is not an obvious irony, fozzy music, only worthy of playing in the public toilet.

Think about Chris Jericho, who has been in WWE for so many years, when was he shot back so badly, oh my God, there is a more powerful mouth in WWE than Y2J.

"It's WWE, it's RAW, it's wrestling ring, let's put aside the boring rock music and get back to the point."

Li Tianze stared at Y2J like a wolf: "Use wrestling to solve the problem, before I appeared on the stage, I had already applied with Stephanie to fight a match with you in this ring, an official match." ”

"I'll tell you with my strength, and tell everyone that the Sweeper Legion is the most powerful force in WWE."

Li Tianze sneered: "Oh, I forgot to tell you, this is a team match, the Sweep Legion vs. Chris Jericho team, you still have one game to find teammates, after the next game, if you don't find teammates, then I can only regret to inform you, the game will become a 4-on-1 match." ”

Shameless, very shameless, everyone only feels that they have never seen such a shameless person as Li Tianze.

Using his relationship with Stephanie, he arranged this team match, and then only gave Chris Jericho one game to find his teammates, and if he didn't find or didn't find it, the game automatically became a 4-on-1 or 4-on-2 or 4-on-3 match.

That is, the time left for Chris Jericho is only one women's doubles match.

"Pray, let the women's doubles match end later."

Li Tianze pointed to the passage of the audience: "Of course, you can also choose to escape from the American Airlines Center, rest assured, no one will laugh at you, because everyone will completely forget you, they will only remember one name - Sweep Legion!" ”

This is to force Chris Jericho to Liangshan, shameless!

"Hop on Stephanie's train and do whatever you want."

"I believe that the players in the background will definitely choose to stand behind Chris Jericho and deal with the Sweepers together."

The two commentators are worried for Chris Jericho that if he really can't find his teammates, 1 against 4, his fate will definitely be more miserable than Randy Orton, John Cena, Batista, the Hardy brothers, Kane and the undertaker!