The conversation continued, and Lisa didn't seem to have much to do about Zeng Xiaoxian's stalking, so she had to change her way and appease her for the time being.

"Hahaha, you're very experienced in your hosting style and topic, and you're not nervous at all. I think you'll be a good host. ”

Teacher Zeng pretended to be modest and said, "I have won awards, and I also think that we are very compatible." "He wanted to get into the wrong and was anxious to expand the results.

Lisa interrupted: "I'll go to the bathroom." ”

"Enter the door and turn left!"

Lisa got up to leave, and the virgin secretly took out a tissue to wipe her sweat violently, for the sake of her dreams, she had to hold back. Suddenly, Lisa Banyan screamed.

“OH！”

Xiaoxian panicked: "What's wrong?" ”

When Lisa passed by the decorative shelf, she suddenly saw a photo of Lu Ziqiao and Zeng Xiaoxian, and she recognized Ziqiao at a glance - of course it was another "Ziqiao".

Lisa exclaimed, "This is ...... Junior?! Do you know Xiaobu? ”

Teacher Zeng didn't react for a while, and asked suspiciously: "Xiaobu? Who is it? ”

Lisa desperately poked Ziqiao in the photo: "That's him!" ”

"But his name is Lu ......" Teacher Zeng saw Lisa's grief-stricken expression and held back. Before figuring out whether things were in his favor, he didn't dare to act arbitrarily.

Lisa then complained bitterly: "Little cloth...... We had a very good night, and the next morning he promised me to call me, but I waited for him for three days and three nights, but he still didn't call. ”

The two said in unison: "Bastard." Then they looked at each other like a chance confidant.

Xiaoxian comforted: "Don't be angry, maybe he has encountered some accidents......"

Lisa's expression became nervous: "For example? ”

Xiaoxian racked his brains: "For example, he was in a car accident and had amnesia after waking up, and the doctor told him that during the examination, he found out that he had advanced liver cancer. ”

Zi Qiao in the other house sneezed a few times, he raised his head and said strangely, "Got a cold?" "I didn't expect an old lover to find the door.

Lisa asked alarmedly, "He's your friend?" ”

"Nope! I didn't know him at all. I must be sure and certainly don't know him. "Xiaoxian doesn't want to bury his previous efforts because of Ziqiao's old relationship.

Lisa didn't let go of the hope of getting it: "Then how do you have a picture of him?" You see, this is obviously Xiaobu, this eye, this nose, this eyebrows, I know him when he turns to ashes. ”

It hasn't been exposed yet, and I can't give it up yet, so I continued: "It may have been a sorority party held in the street a few years ago to visit terminal cancer patients, and this is a photo taken at that event. Hehehe, I am the vice chairman of the office of the management committee of the sub-district apartment, of course I want to participate. ”

Whether it's credible or not, Lisa asked, "Which hospital?" Take me to him. ”

Teacher Zeng hurriedly stopped the runaway woman: "Ah~ It's been so long, if he recovers, he shouldn't live in the hospital; If he hadn't recovered, he would have advanced liver cancer...... It's hard to say. Teacher Zeng deliberately hinted at the bleak ending of "Xiaobu", hoping that this would make her give up.

"Really? Xiaobu~" Lisa hid her face and sobbed. Xiaoxian handed over the napkin, and Lisa slapped the tissue away, "You don't think that I will believe you if you just make up two random sentences, right?" You don't have to take the leadership seriously, do you? Yes! Let's be honest! ”

Teacher Zeng was taken aback, and couldn't make up any other decent reason for a while: "This ...... Me, I...... I, he ...... Lisa, you mourn. He has ...... "Teacher Zeng's inner activity: If you want to live on this troubled earth, you must first be shameless, the second must insist, and the third must be shameless. 】

After all, Lisa is a strong woman in the workplace, just a man, and not that person, it doesn't matter if she dies or not, it's nothing: "I'm sorry, maybe I shouldn't have mentioned this." These are my personal problems, and you won't tell anyone about them. "In the end, just in case.

After successfully passing the test, Mr. Zeng immediately continued to put on almost: "Don't worry, leader, my mouth is the tightest." ”

At this time, there was a knock on Lu Ziqiao's door outside the door: "Mr. Zeng, is the producer here, I'm here to help you support the scene!" Hearing this, Teacher Zeng quickly got up and rushed to the door. At this moment, he had the heart to kill Lu Ziqiao. The door had just opened, and before Ziqiao's head had come in, Xiaoxian immediately slammed the door shut. Then, turning around, he tried to fool Lisa again.

When he turned around, he found that Lisa heard a familiar voice and followed him early in the morning. Teacher Zeng turned his head and saw Lisa, who was less than half a meter away, looking at him with a playful expression.

"Zeng Xiaoxian, explain."

"Leader, I was wrong. You let me go, I don't know Lu Xiaobu well. As he spoke, Mr. Zeng knelt down directly. Bear the burden of humiliation.

Lu Ziqiao was still pushing the door, Lisa opened the door easily, and Lu Ziqiao fell in with a. Ziqiao, who was lying on the ground, looked up and saw Teacher Zeng who was kneeling, and when he turned around, he saw Lisa standing with her arms crossed and leaning against the door, and the scene fell into embarrassment for a while.

"Lisa, listen to me. I can explain. The thing is ......" Teacher Zeng still wanted to explain, but before he could finish speaking, he heard Lu Ziqiao let out a terrible scream. Abuse is cool for a while, goodbye crematorium. This should be normal, but Lisa hasn't done it yet.

"Teacher Zeng, pick up your suite and hide, Nuo Lan is forcing me to propose to her." It was a strange Chinese accent with only one and four sounds, and after this sentence, the 45-yard big foot that had just stepped heavily on Lu Ziqiao would leave, as if it were stepping on a mat. "What's the matter, what do you all see under my feet?"

"Zi Qiao! Gobaa Nase. Are you okay? ”

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Lisa crossed her arms and sat firmly on the sofa with her legs crossed, holding the electric shock anti-wolf device that fell out of Lu Ziqiao's body: "Xiaobu! And you, Zeng Xiaoxian! Explain! Why is this one called you Ziqiao? Also, Xiaobu, do you know how hard I was looking for you at that time! Zeng Xiaoxian and Lu Xiaobu knelt honestly in front of the sofa under the deterrence of the electric shocker. This matter has nothing to do with Guan Gu, he seems to be very calm and picked up a special issue of Mr. Zeng's "Pretending to be a Man" super-large page collector's edition, and carefully appreciated it.

After working hard for a long time, he was still stirred up, but Mr. Zeng still didn't want to admit it, and explained to Lisa: "Leader, his surname is Lu Mingbu Ziqiao, and I really don't know him well." Then he immediately turned around and shouted at Ziqiao heartbreakingly: "I said, don't come to collect electricity bills again...... Also, stop selling wolf guards to me, because electricity is expensive! ”

"Crackling", Lisa pressed the stunger, and seemed to agree with it: "Yes, the electricity bill is very expensive. ”

Lu Ziqiao, who still hasn't figured out what the situation is, whispered to Teacher Zeng for help: "Tiger! Tiger! Tiger! ”

Lisa pointed at the two of them: "You two...... Know! The sentence is interrogative, but the tone is affirmative.

Mr. Zeng turned his head and stared at Ziqiao "affectionately", and recounted the story of his chaotic abandonment of the producer with Ziqiao with the unique eye contact of the love apartment, as well as the sad story of the producer who took the power of life and death into his own hands.

After finishing the information, Teacher Zeng pushed Ziqiao away violently: "Listen to my explanation!" Then I thought about it for a long time, but I still didn't know what to say, "Ziqiao, up!" ”

Ziqiao asked in a low voice, "Me?" Above? ”

Xiaoxian replied in a whisper, "Either explain things clearly, or you snatch the stunner back to corona her, and then make her amnesia," after a pause, "I prefer the latter." ”

"Hmm...... Yes...... All right! Ziqiao suddenly pointed at Lisa and scolded, "You still have the guts to come here." I've been waiting for you for so many years, but you've never called me. ”

Lisa looked at them teasingly, "What are you talking about?" The expression after that was innocent.

Guan Gu has almost forgotten the fact that he is being hunted by Nuolan, and this feeling of watching the workplace love ethics and bitter drama up close is not too good.

Although he could feel that the situation was not good, Ziqiao could only continue to play: "You probably don't remember my name, let me tell you, my name is ......" His mind was quickly calculating: How can he say his real name at such a critical moment? So, according to Lisa's title, "My name is Lu Bu, and people affectionately call me Xiaobu!" ”

"That's right, Xiaobu! That's what I'm looking for! ”

Seeing the scene in front of him, Ziqiao was almost completely desperate, thinking, "Shit! Could it be that I was in the same frame of mind then as I am now? And how is this woman's IQ still online? Where is my unparalleled attraction to the opposite sex? ”

Lisa continued, "Did you forget me?" ”

"Hmph, don't quibble with me, after that night, I have always kept your name in my heart, engraved on my bones, and I have been calling your name every night in my dreams," Young Master Lu pointed at Lisa vigorously, but the other party's name still couldn't remember, so he could only bite the bullet and say" - producer. ”

In despair, Teacher Zeng slammed his head into Guan Gu's knee.

Lisa's memory was very clear, and she continued to break Lu Ziqiao's lie without any hesitation: "But I remember that I gave you my phone number at that time, but you never called me, because you didn't have a mobile phone at that time!" ”

"Don't change the subject, I don't have a phone? Are you saying I couldn't even afford a cell phone? ”

"That day in the bar, you asked me to borrow a phone before you accosted me! You only have three cents of coins on you in total. ”

"You searched my pants?"

"I'm paying for the room too."

"Today's young people are really too open~" Behind the book "Pretend to be a Man" came Guan Gu's strange Chinese. Then with a "z", the anti-wolf electric shocker poked Guan Gu's waist. Although Guan Gu didn't react much, the two people kneeling were still cold.

Ziqiao couldn't remember it at first, but now he was so scared that he even got up in his voice: "Yes..... Be...... Is it? ”

Lisa's eyes were starting to turn cold: "I'm pretty sure I gave you your phone number, and you promised to call me the next day." ”

Young Master Lu had an idea: "Please think about it with your brain, I only have three cents in coins, where can I call you and seduce a girl to borrow a phone?" Am I that kind of person? "That's quite righteous.

Lisa said expressionlessly, "That's right." ”

Ziqiao was sensational: "I always remember that night, you drank 'Pink Mary'......"

"Pink Mary?" Lisa just looked at him.

"Your sexy lips sparkle and the smell of your CD perfume haunts me......"

Lisa: "I never use CD perfume. ”

Ziqiao was embarrassed, and Xiaoxian came out to play a round: "Lisa, didn't I tell you, Lu Bu has cancer." The concurrent amnesia is severe, that's what the doctor says. ”

Lu Ziqiao pointed to himself: "Me? Cancer? Says who? ”

Teacher Zeng pointed at Ziqiao and said, "You saw it, right?" He forgot he had cancer again. ”

Ziqiao suddenly realized: "Yes, yes, I am prone to amnesia, the doctor said that this is a mild intermittent delirium syndrome in the Pamirs." ”

Xiaoxian added: "And every time he enters a state of amnesia, he will talk nonsense, what pink Mary, CD-ROM, don't take it to heart." ”

Lisa couldn't help it: "You guys keep making it up, you go on making it up." ”

"Why? I have such true feelings, how can you not believe me? "Young Master Lu is about to cry.

"This friend of yours is almost paralyzed with laughter."

"Sekiya !!!!!"

"Lu Ziqiao, you will admit the crime you committed." In order to clear up his relationship and keep his future, Mr. Zeng decisively sold Ziqiao, "I'm your roommate, I, I, I...... I'm ashamed to be with you!! ”

Guan Gu has always been very supportive of the reshaping of the correct outlook on life and values for the future nephew. So he also began to make stern criticisms of Lu Ziqiao's concept of love and dating. Guan Gu's core thesis is that "a good man in the new era should be unfamiliar with friends of the opposite sex, do not sit still, do not move like a mountain, insist on himself, and guard himself like jade!" (This is exactly what Sekiya did.) He is full of fantasies about the future Tang Youyou, so he has only been in love once so far, Nuo Lan has to run upside down, and he has hid from his first girlfriend for six years, and now he has hidden back in China. ）

Lisa, who is avant-garde and open-minded, as a party, may be regarded as a victim, but she has no position to condemn Lu Ziqiao in speech. Since it is not possible to sanction him mentally, it can only be done physically. The electric shocker was pressed on Lu Xiaobu's body again and again by Lisa, and he was so electric that he pumped it again and again. Anyway, for a while, the electric shock device couldn't kill people, and the other two people didn't stop it.

In terms of the situation, it was suddenly clear, and the situation of Li (Lisa) Guan (Guan Gu) Zeng (Zeng Xiaoxian) Sanying vs. Lu Bu appeared all day long.

Guan Gu was preaching on the rise, and suddenly Nuo Lan's voice came from outside the door: "Teacher Zeng, open the door, is Guan Gu inside?" Before the other three people could react, Guan Gu jumped onto the crooked-necked tree downstairs, followed the trunk to the first floor, and disappeared in the blink of an eye. Yoyo, in order to wait for you to come, Guan Gu's sacrifice is really too big!

Lisa heard that it was her acquaintance Nuo Lan outside the door, although it was strange that the person who jumped off the building just now said that Nuo Lan really happened to be her old friend, she still went to open the door. Before getting up, he gave Zeng Xiaoxian and Lu Ziqiao an electric shock, depriving these two people of their ability to move. Lisa suddenly finds electricity to someone else, than ..... It's a lot more interesting.

After the door opened, Nuo Lan was also shocked when he saw the person who opened the door, and blurted out: "Director????!!!! ”

That's right, the mysterious director is Lisa. She doesn't have a relationship with the director, she is the director. It all started with the forward-thinking pen pal letters Lisa received when she was in high school......