At the same time, when Gu Zhun was live broadcasting.

There are people all over the world who have discovered the unthinkable after a night of study.

Some people suddenly find themselves in control of metal.

Some people play pen fairies and really evoke a spirit.

Some people can emit flames on any part of their body just by thinking about it.

Some cultivators suddenly discovered the existence of the aura.

Someone on the top of the mountain saw the demon beast swallowing clouds and spitting fog and roaring at the sky.

Waste materials with special radioactive energy have been found in the laboratory.

Someone used an air cannon between life and death in the mouth of a deep-sea shark.

Yes......

Governments have discovered and unwitted, and there are many different forms.......

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"Let me tell you about my childhood. Don't look at me now, actually, I wasn't the material for playing music when I was a child, and I was a bit stupid since I was a child. How happy the children's childhood is now, they haven't spoken all the Huaxia language yet, so I'll enroll in an English class first..."Saying that, Gu Zhun deliberately winked at the camera and took two mouthfuls of food.

'Poof! ’

'Little brother, why is your rice bowl so cute?' ’

'@小年y, I don't know if you're stupid or not, but your pretending skills are top-notch! ’

I sang faded, and the lyrics are so meaningful, and now in the blink of an eye, I'm coming to the black family's English, you black-hearted maggot! ’

Some fans reacted.

'Hahaha, is this cross talk? Stand-up comedy? ’

It's so new, and it seems to be fun! ’

Is this self-deprecation? Or is it the kind of self-blackening that is reversed? ’

Zhixin canteen, Gao Ya looked at the high-spirited figure in the center of the screen in a daze, the emotions in her heart kept rolling, she was a little difficult to understand this emotion, a little sour, some happy, and there were a lot of things she didn't understand...

Gu Zhun took a sip of water and continued to talk: "And there are so many things that can be played, what toys do children have now?" It's all electrified, computers, telephones, video games, electric batons — oh, it's not fun. When I was a child, there was an electric door in the house, and my father wouldn't let me touch it. ”

'Hahahaha, so funny! ’

'Electric batons? I seem to know something amazing! ’

'Can you touch it!' ’

'Poof, the style of painting has changed abruptly, and the little brother said that you are so warm in the end, but you secretly become a comedian! ’

Everyone complained in real time, but they felt that their love seemed to be more fulfilling.

Gu Zhun shrugged his shoulders and said: "Today's children have MP8, I didn't have anything when I was a child, and I was named by the teacher when I was in class." I didn't listen to the lecture that day, the teacher was talking at the top, and I was muttering to the bottom. Our teacher punished me: 'Gu Zhun! Stand up! Repeat what you just said twenty times out loud! Gu Zhun sighed and said as if he were serious: "I was a good student at the time, so I didn't dare not say it, so I had to go to that station: 'There are leeks between the teacher's teeth, there are leeks between the teacher's teeth, and there are leeks between the teacher's teeth-'The teacher's face is green, and he said okay, sit down, and listen carefully in the future!" ”

'Poof! ’

'Hahaha! ’

'Ouch, hey, it's a leather child! ’

Ling Rong and Bai Xiaofei looked at each other, their eyes were shining, and they couldn't help blushing and laughing!

Gu Zhun said: "There is really no time to play during recess, the class leader organized us to have a competition to see who can get this head into that desk." After a pause, he sighed again: "I'm still quite angry, I got in." After another pause, he sighed again, "Can't pull it out!" ”

'Hahaha! I can't do it anymore, I'm going to die laughing if I make up for it! ’

'Little brother was so cute when he was a child?' ’

'You should! Hahaha! ’

Gu Zhun said: "Find my father and take me to the hospital." The teacher in the communication room was not allowed to go out, saying that the table was public property, and that he had to take it off before leaving, and my father said that if we could take it off, we would go to some hospital! ”

'Hahahaha, no, my stomach hurts so much when I'm laughing! Who's going to save me! ’

'Hahaha, we can't protect ourselves! ’

Gu Zhun continued: "The current doctor is responsible for the patient, and when I was a child, the doctor fooled people and wanted to amputate my leg from the neck. My dad said, 'It's long time since the beheadings were abolished,' and he dragged me and ran away. Go home, I can't get on the bus, I go home with a table, and I have a 100% return rate - I don't know what class I have! ”

'Class? ’

'Hahahaha, I, I, I believe in your shoes! ’

'Well, isn't this a table man?' ’

Gu Zhun took two more mouthfuls of rice and said vaguely: "One of our neighbors is a carpenter, and he said that he was going to saw the table, but my father was reluctant to do it—the school withheld the deposit." My dad said, "It's good to bring a desk, it's easy to do homework." The head is stuffed in it, can't see, do your homework? After three days, the person lost a lot of weight and pulled it out for me! ”

'Poof! ’

It's a sad story, but I can't help but laugh! ’

'Upstairs, laughing!' ’

Gu Zhun continued: "How rich are today's children watching performances: circus, puppet shows, dramas, music...... When we were young, we played a few plays, and they were still performed by the district amateur theater troupe. When I was a child, I watched "Outwitting Tiger Mountain", Zhao Haifeng shot Chen Guan, Zhao Haifeng pressed Chen Guan with this hand, this hand held a gun, a comparison, there was a prop master in the background, and he took the hammer to hit the gun, Bang, Chen Guan died. It was a performance in the playground that day, it was raining, and the cannon was damp, Zhao Haifeng made a gesture, the gun didn't go off, our classmates froze, and the teacher told us: 'Uncle Zhao Haifeng used a silent pistol'! ”

'Silent? ’

'There were silencers then?' ’

'Hahahahahaha, Xiao Nian, who talks about cross talk seriously, my god is so cute! ’

'I can't imagine you are such a little year, I like it! Hahaha! ’

Gu Zhun pulled two more mouthfuls of rice and said: "But Chen Guan can't hear the gunshot, he doesn't lie down, Zhao Haifeng continues to play: 'I represent the people' - it didn't sound, and he caught up with a damp smashing cannon; 'I represent the party' - it didn't sound, it was another damp smashing cannon. Zhao Haifeng was really anxious, 'No bullets? On behalf of the people, I, I strangle you! ’”

'Strangling you? ’

'Hahahaha! ’

'Is there anything else like this?' ’

'I feel that you Xu Fengnian are bullying me for not reading enough! ’

A cross talk made countless people lean forward and back together!

The complaints and applause on the barrage are one after another!

Everyone also thinks it's fresh, basically the people who come to watch the live broadcast at this time are young people, or people in the music circle, and they usually listen to Duan cross talk and watch Duan sketches during the Chinese New Year, so the effect of Gu Zhun is really extraordinary.

This is a cross talk of Fang Qingping in Gu Zhun's previous life, called "Happy Childhood", Gu Zhun was quite impressed, and when he had such an opportunity, he simply took it out, also to make the live broadcast effect better, more artistic and storytelling.

on Weibo.

"Go and see, the original of the sunny day is funny, and I'm talking about stand-up comedy!" ’

'Really? ’

'Huh? That sunny day that suddenly came to the fifth place in the music rankings? ’

'The URL is here, come and watch!' ’

The number of people and the atmosphere in the live broadcast room became more and more explosive.

The gifts have been brushing all the time!

Including Gu Zhun, everyone was full of happy and happy emotions!