28. The three major illusions of life

"Sheep kicking the rabbit?" I stared at the 'Xiangrui Imperial Exemption' sign for a few seconds before I roughly understood why Xiao Nan suddenly popped up such a sentence.

Because these four words are written like dragons and phoenixes, they are beautiful and beautiful, but at first glance, they are really written like 'sheep kicking and rabbits'.

As Xiao Nan's words popped out, the entire room instantly fell silent.

Ignoring Phyllis's cannibalistic eyes, Niu Kelian hurriedly grabbed us by the collars and ran in the direction of the stairs.

It wasn't until I got to the second floor that I had time to stop and breathe.

I knocked Xiao Nan's head violently and said: "What kind of sheep kicks the royal rabbit, the royal rabbit shouts that it hurts and messes up, it's called 'Xiangrui Yufu', even if there is a next sentence, it is 'safe house'!" ”

Xiao Nan looked at me aggrievedly, holding her head tangled.

After finishing speaking, I stared at Niu Kelian suspiciously and asked, "Speaking of which, why do you have to hang such a sign in your hall?" How do I feel like this is used to ward off evil spirits, I don't think it's strange even if this sign is hung at the gate, isn't it too panicked to hang in the house? ”

"This ......" Niu Kelian sighed helplessly: "This is also no way, isn't it?" In order to prevent bad luck, I had to come up with measures as a last resort. ”

I wondered, "Prevent bad luck?" What is this statement? ”

Niu Kelian explained: "This is a long story......

After Niu Kelian's explanation, I roughly understood what he wanted to say, in short, the reason for hanging this sign was Phyllis.

According to Niu Kelian, Phyllis has a strange ability, that is, as long as the people who have been in contact with her will be absorbed in the short term, and then they will be riddled with bad luck and troubles, no matter what strange and unlucky things can be encountered, on the contrary, Phyllis herself is so lucky that she has good luck.

Niu Kelian also gave me a chestnut, and when Phyllis was ten years old, one day she went out shopping in the company of two maids, and the three of them walked side by side, with the two maids guarding on both sides, and Phyllis standing in the middle. The three of them talked and laughed all the way, completely wrapped in a brisk atmosphere.

But no one expected that less than half an hour after they went out, they suddenly encountered a car accident - an ant car lost control and hit head-on.

At that time, although the owner of the car couldn't control the ants, but when he saw that he was about to hit someone, he also panicked, and finally pulled the reins with the strength of milk, trying to control the ants. The ant was not lightly slammed, and slammed it on the road, although it improved, but it was too late to retract, and finally crashed into the three of them.

A miraculous situation appeared, the ant car went through this toss, although it stopped, but the connection between the ant and the car body was broken free, divided into two parts, and was pulled by inertia and hit the two maids respectively.

In the end, the two maids were seriously injured, but Phyllis, who was standing in the middle, didn't even hurt a single hair.

Three people walking side by side, halfway through a car accident, the person in the middle is fine, and the people on both sides are hit?

When I first heard this, I naturally thought Niu Kelian was joking, how could there be such a coincidence in the world?

However, Niu Kelian patted his chest and assured that what he said was true, and even he said a lot of mysterious things, anyway, most of the things happened because the people who came into contact with Phyllis suffered, and Phyllis herself was in danger every time.

The reason for hanging this plaque is just to suppress the efficiency of Phyllis in attracting bad luck with these words, and it can be regarded as warding off evil spirits and eliminating disasters. Ever since Phyllis was in a car accident when she was ten years old, the sign has been eyeing her. Whether it's at home or at school, as long as she may exist, there will be such a sign.

Seeing Niu Kelian open the door of the guest room, I fanned the musty smell in my face, frowned and walked forward, while explaining:

"Brother Niu, as the saying goes, feudal superstition is not credible! What attracts bad luck, absorbs the good luck of the people around you, how can there be such a mysterious thing in the world? You're not making up nonsense to scare us both, are you? Tsk, how long has it been since this house was occupied? ”

Niu Kelian shrugged his shoulders helplessly and said, "I would rather believe that this is not true, but this is really the case, it is absolutely true, and there is no lie." ”

I hurriedly waved my hand at Niu Kelian and said, "Okay, even if these are facts, I think most of them are just coincidences, and everything in the world has a scientific basis for explanation...... Oh, by the way, you don't know what science is yet, do you? I'll explain it to you later, anyway, as long as you know a little bit, there can't be such a mysterious thing in the world. ”

I raised my hand to shake away the musty smell from the tip of my nose and muttered, "It's so dark in this room, where's the light?" ”

As I spoke, I pulled out my phone, which had little battery left, from my pocket, turned on the flashlight and observed the scene inside the house.

Niu Kelian sighed softly, and said helplessly: "Brother Cat, you really don't know how powerful Miss is, I have watched her grow up since I was a child, I dare to guarantee that this is all true, it is not for nothing that the Lord will exile Miss to the ghost place of Rock City every year during the holiday of the Academy of Magic." ”

After a pause, Niu Kelian continued: "These mysterious things, in fact, you have personally experienced them, such as the chair that you sat on today, it has maintained this tattered appearance for at least three years, and it has been used hundreds of times in three years, but it has always been good, and there have never been any accidents." I was touched by Miss like this today...... As a result, you just sat on it and shattered......"

I hurriedly interrupted Niu Kelian's words and said, "Okay, Brother Niu, this is an illusion, it's just a coincidence, it's not so mysterious, I can explain the reason to you now." ”

"Actually, this is a kind of immediacy phenomenon, you are used to the self-righteous setting that Miss Phyllis invites bad luck, and no matter what bad luck you see in the future, you will use the strange setting of 'suck away good luck and invite bad luck' to forcibly explain these things."

I used the light of my phone to shine on the ground, and I found that there was a blanket decorated with chrysanthemums on the floor, and the workmanship was exquisite, and I always felt as if I had seen this blanket somewhere......

I squatted down to look at the lines on the blanket and explained to Niu Kelian:

"This is like the three major illusions in life: the phone is vibrating, he likes me, and I can fight back. These are just illusions, you don't have to take them seriously, science naturally explains everything. ”

As I spoke, I raised my head, showed a relaxed expression, opened my hands to Niu Kelian, and said, "Look, most of the people you said who were haunted by bad luck were seriously injured, and I, just fell to the ground, isn't it just fine now?" ”

As soon as I finished speaking, my relaxed expression instantly froze.

Because, I suddenly felt that the soles of my feet were soft, and my whole body slowly sank underneath, this feeling...... It's like falling into quicksand.

My face suddenly became a little ugly, and I used the light of my phone to shine it at my feet.

I saw that the blanket under my feet was slowly sinking......

I called bitterly: "Brother Niu......"

Niu Ke replied and stared at me suspiciously.

I asked bitterly, "There shouldn't be any quality problems with your chamber of commerce's house, right?" ”

As soon as I finished speaking, I didn't wait for Niu Kelian to answer, and I didn't even react, so I only had time to throw the mobile phone in my hand aside......

With a loud bang, I suddenly felt my body sink down, and my whole body fell down rapidly...... Almost at the same time, my body came into close contact with the hard ground.

"Hiss......"

Suffering from the pain in my body, I opened my eyes to see a goth Lori gloating at me.

I looked around in confusion...... Isn't this the hall of the Vilna Chamber of Commerce?

I lowered my head and looked at the blanket with the chrysanthemum pattern underneath me, then looked up and looked overhead...... There is a half-meter-long and dark hole in the dilapidated ceiling......

In other words, I fell through this hole, from the second floor to the first floor hall.

After thinking about what happened, I couldn't help but scold:

"it...... Who is so lacking in virtue? Patching up floor slabs with blankets? ”