Heartless Volume Chapter 273: Cleanliness is not guaranteed
Leng Mian hurried for a short time, and finally crossed the Zirat Ling Boundary, and when he set foot on the territory of the Tang Kingdom, there was still a green area in front of him, and there were few people, according to the map, it would take a little time to reach the town. However, it is worth noting that the black and oppressive thing in the sky seems to be the spaceship of the star pirate mentioned in the mission.
In this gloomy weather, the suspended black bottom of the ship is like the devil's eyes, peeking at the entire Tang Kingdom, Leng Mian is not in a hurry, he knows that the pirates will not attack for a while and a half, so he walks slowly, when he goes, he also thinks a little, what exactly do the pirates have to do when they make such a move, after thinking for a while, Leng Mian has no clue, after all, he doesn't know the situation at all, he doesn't think about it anymore, his mission, as long as he reaches the next city - Andu. After arriving there, as the image ambassador of Jingguo, Leng Mian can eat, drink and sleep well, and there is no need to do any hard work such as fighting.
About two hours later, Leng Mian came to a city, that is, Andu, surprisingly, Andu is very large, the scale is more than twice as large as Guidu, looking from afar, the vermilion lacquer color city wall that has faded a little because of the age is full of twenty zhang, the city tower is very luxurious, it is breathtaking.
After Leng Mian arrived at the city gate, he showed the guards his token of the Jingguo Justice Yuan, and after getting the permission to pass, he walked in boldly with confidence, and when he got inside, the red gorgeous streets, the gorgeous Hanfu streets, as if everywhere, after Leng Mian saw them, they had to sigh at the prosperous scene of Andu.
At this time, the guard told him to wait a little, and he didn't know what he was going to do, Leng Mian just did as he was told, and kept standing in place, and it didn't take long for a middle-aged and mellow uncle to run over, he was wearing a brown-red dress, supporting two thick short legs, even if he was sweating profusely, his body couldn't bear the amount of exercise that was not so strenuous at all, he still stared at Leng Mian with a smile, and it seemed that Leng Mian made him extremely excited.
When Leng Mian saw this uncle with a mustache, he didn't know him at all, and when he kept staring at the uncle's smiling face that was deformed because of his extraordinary excitement, he couldn't help but think: "What is that uncle running towards me, and he keeps staring at me and laughing, and he laughs so weirdly, I don't know that guy, fuck it, it can't be a fucking pervert." ”
Because of this thought, Leng was afraid of the fat uncle who pounced, and when the uncle approached and pounced on him, he immediately kicked out and kicked the fat uncle far away.
At this time, an old man came from behind the fat uncle, it was a quiet old man, with a pair of big round glasses, and on the gray jacket, there stood a very small sparrow, also gray, which turned its head and looked at the cold noodles twice.
The old man had an earth-colored cigar in his mouth, and he lit the fire as he went, and the old-fashioned lighter sparked it, and when he took a puff, he looked relieved, and then turned his beak to the bird on his shoulder, and blew out a puff of smoke.
The blue-gray smoker felt choked when he smelled it, and he even blew at the little sparrow, did he deliberately want to hurt the weak animal, no, the next scene was very amazing, the little sparrow actually absorbed all the smoke into his stomach, like an air purifier, so magical.
The old man walked to the side of the fat uncle, helped the uncle up from the ground, and then stared at the cold face with his eyes, and said very unceremoniously: "Young man, don't hit people as soon as you make a move, if it weren't for the clothes on your body, I would have blasted you out directly." ”
Leng Mian heard his clothes and looked down to see the logo of the House of Justice on his clothes, and he realized that he was not doing well as an official on such an occasion.
"I'm sorry, I didn't mean to hurt that uncle. As he spoke, he moved his body and quickly ran to the uncle, and helped the mellow uncle up with the old man.
As soon as the uncle was helped up, he was not angry, but after his eyes were fixed on the cold face, he was shining, and his eyes were hungry and thirsty, like a lewd old man.
This stare is far from over, he seems to be obsessed with cold noodles, his two fat hands keep touching Leng Mian's body, touching every inch of skin, it's just that place, Leng Mian was so made by him in public, he couldn't help but be very embarrassed, and I really wanted to scold in my heart: "Damn, this dead perverted uncle!"
The uncle is not over yet, he carefully sniffed Leng Mian's upper body, he felt like a mad dog, which made Leng Mian scared, he was a good and promising young man, he was not engaged in the basics, and he was not interested in those handsome people with the same surname, not to mention the uncle in front of him.
But ah, what can I do if I don't like it, I'm here to do the task, and the two people in front of me look like high-ranking officials, if I am so disrespectful just now, then I really lose the image of Ambassador Jingguo, for this reason, Leng Mian can only endure it.
Now that I am cold, I have begun to cry in my heart, and the happy life that should be eaten and played is fundamentally different from what I have encountered now.
Woowoo woo –
Leng Mian just wants to beg this uncle to stop, he sniffs at himself like this, like a mad dog sniffing a piece of, uh, no, this metaphor is not very appropriate, it should be a handsome flower trampled on by a piece of obscene cow dung.
"Well, do you like this guy?"
The old man asked the fat uncle, it felt like he was selling goods, which frightened Leng Mian, could it be that they really planned to put themselves on it.
Oh don't!
Leng Mian struggles inwardly!
"It's okay, it looks quite handsome, but this red hair is a little red, and I don't know if the hair color of the next generation will be like this. ”
Fuck you, what are you doing!
Leng Mian was so frightened that he was trembling all over, Uncle Fat's hand was grabbing Leng Mian's hair unscrupulously, and his bright red hair suddenly became messy, Uncle Fat didn't notice Leng Facing his slightly dissatisfied look, but said with satisfaction: "However, this young man hasn't taken a bath for a long time, and his body is a little stinky, and he doesn't like hygiene a little, which I don't like very much, but I can still pay attention to it." ”
When Leng Mian heard this, he immediately called out in his heart: "I knew that I was on the road these days, and I didn't take a shower, this uncle actually likes to be clean, woo woo, why didn't I make myself stink!"
Leng Mian regretted it, now planted in the hands of this fat uncle, it is really over, and Leng Mian is too late to regret it now.
At this time, Uncle Fat patted him on the shoulder and said very appreciatively: "Young man, I want to ask you to be my-"
Leng Mian's heart was in his throat, and his heart was already filled with words:!
!Gagovette!
This word was repeated countless times in his heart, looking at Uncle Fat's moving mouth, he was so scared that he knew that he was going to say the word, and Leng Mian's heart had completely collapsed!
"Son-in-law!"
As soon as these two words blurted out, the cold face who didn't react let out a wolf howl, and he thought that he was going to become someone else's, and he was so frightened that he almost fainted.
When he reacted, he said, "What! son-in-law! It turns out that it's not a!"
The cold noodles are confused!