Chapter 158: I'm going to slash the author with a knife
"Huh?"
"Ahhhh Didn't you just laugh too? ”
"No, I'm laughing because..."Lin Xiaochuan sighed lightly: "Okay, I know." ”
Then, Lin Xiaochuan collected his emotions and went upstairs.
He came to Yi Qiushui's bedroom door and knocked on the door.
"What for?" The voice of Yi Qiushui came from the room.
"Qiushui, it's me. Can I go in? Lin Xiaochuan said.
"What are you doing here? I don't have embroidered lace sheer mesh sexy briefs here. "Ichoi waterway.
Lin Xiaochuan sweated slightly: "What's that?" ”
He collected his emotions and was about to speak again, when the door suddenly opened.
"Come in." Iqiu waterway.
"Oh."
Lin Xiaochuan immediately entered Yi Qiushui's room.
The area is not too big, but the room is very cosy.
Don't look at Yi Qiushui's precocious personality, but the pink-toned walls in the room, the delicate pendants, and the wind chimes on the balcony, as well as the posters of magical girls posted on the walls, all show that the owner of the room is still a childlike child.
"Don't look around, even if it's a sister-in-law, there are places that can't be seen by your brother-in-law."
Lin Xiaochuan sweated slightly, and complained slightly in his heart: "There are many places that can't be seen by my brother-in-law." ”
However, on the surface, he didn't say anything, just smiled slightly.
"Sit down."
Yi Qiushui pointed to a computer chair in her room.
Lin Xiaochuan nodded and sat down.
And Yi Qiushui sat on the bed opposite.
"The third sister is a big fool!" Yi Qiushui suddenly exhaled.
"She already knew she was wrong."
"Humph! She would bully me with her height. Yi Qiushui said again.
The corners of Lin Xiaochuan's mouth twitched slightly, and he said in his heart: "Little sister-in-law, you have bullied your third sister more times, right?" Well? ”
Lin Xiaochuan looked at Yi Qiushui, and he seemed to suddenly understand something.
Psychologically, if a person is aggressive towards someone for no reason, it is most likely out of potential jealousy, or because of his own low self-esteem, he can eliminate the anxiety caused by his inferiority complex by attacking others.
Lin Xiaochuan didn't think that Yi Qiushui would attack her sister out of jealousy, so, in other words...
"Is this girl always quarreling with Qianyin because of her inferiority complex in her heart?"
Thinking about this girl's experience, this statement seems to be a closer explanation to the truth.
However, Lin Xiaochuan didn't say anything.
If he broke this, it would only make Yi Qiushui even more embarrassed and inferior.
Lin Xiaochuan looked at Yi Qiushui with a smile.
"What? Brother-in-law, did you come to see my jokes? Yi Qiushui said again.
Lin Xiaochuan shook his head, he paused, looked at Yi Qiushui and chuckled: "Qiushui, has anyone ever praised you for being particularly beautiful?" ”
"What, what? I know I'm ugly, so I don't need you to name it out. ”
"Who said that? In terms of appearance alone, you may be more beautiful than your eldest sister. ”
Yi Qiushui was stunned, and then rejoiced: "Really, really? ”
"Of course."
"What about the comparison with the third sister?"
"It's prettier than shallow sound right now."
"Yay!" Yi Qiushui jumped directly from the bed: "Brother-in-law, you are the most discerning person in the world. ”
Then, Yi Qiushui's eyes flashed with little stars, and he looked narcissistic: "A beautiful person like me is born with a sin, because I will dwarf other women in the world." ”
Lin Xiaochuan touched his forehead.
"To tell the truth, Qiushui's face is not thinner than Liu Handou, right?"
After the excitement, Yi Qiushui began to yawn and looked sleepy.
"Qiushui, if you're sleepy, just sleep, I'll go first."
As soon as Lin Xiaochuan got up, he was caught by Yi Qiushui.
"Put me to sleep." Yi Qiushui said sleepily.
Lin Xiaochuan sweated profusely.
"Miscellaneous?"
"Tell me a story." Yi Qiushui paused, and then said, "That's how my mother coaxed me to sleep." ”
"Uh..."
Lin Xiaochuan thought for a moment, then smiled and said, "Well, okay." ”
Yi Qiushui immediately lay down on the bed and covered it with a quilt.
Lin Xiaochuan sat on the edge of the bed.
"What story would you like to hear? "Cinderella", "Little Red Riding Hood", or "The Bear"? ”
"Is there a story about my brother-in-law?"
"Uh..." Lin Xiaochuan thought for a while, and then smiled and said, "It just so happens that I recently read a novel called "My XX Apartment", which contains the story of my sister-in-law and brother-in-law. ”
"Just listen to this." Yi Qiushui said immediately.
Lin Xiaochuan smiled: "The actor's name is Bao, his daughter-in-law is called Qing, and then his sister-in-law is called Xue." Speaking of this snow, she is still a little similar to you, both of them have a paralyzed face. ”
Yi Qiushui pouted: "I wasn't paralyzed in the first place, I was paralyzed by the third sister." ”
Lin Xiaochuan sweated slightly.
"And then, then what?" Yi Qiushui looked at Lin Xiaochuan with interest.
"Well, this snow has shown extraordinary all-round ability since she was a child, and everyone says that she has her own heroine aura, in short, she belongs to the son of Tianjiao. But it is precisely because she is so brilliant that children of the same age are reluctant to play with her. After a long time, she became withdrawn. She began to enjoy reading, especially French classics. She began to teach herself French, trying to understand the original book more accurately. However, her academic performance declined due to her self-taught French, and her parents forbade her to teach French on her own. Her only pleasure is also wiped out, and she begins to become melancholy, even thinking about death. At this time, the male protagonist, that is, Xue's brother-in-law, came. At the risk of offending his future father-in-law, he tells Snow's parents that dreams are like angel wings, and without wings, an angel is no longer an angel, but a mortal. Because of her brother-in-law's words, Xue's parents finally agreed that Xue would continue to study French. It was because of my brother-in-law's words that feelings began to breed in Xue's heart..."
Lin Xiaochuan turned his head and sweated profusely.
Yi Qiushui, the girl, got out of the quilt and looked at Lin Xiaochuan with a bright eye.
"Brother-in-law, what's next?"
"I said Qiushui, I told you a story to lull you to sleep, the more you listen to the story, the more excited you become, isn't it contrary to our purpose?"
"It doesn't matter. This story is good, keep telling it. ”
"I won't talk about it."
"Then tell me, did Snow end up with her brother-in-law?" Yi Qiushui said again.
Lin Xiaochuan's scalp was numb: "This, this, I didn't see the end, I don't know the ending." Generally speaking, because of ethical and moral constraints, sister-in-law can't be with her brother-in-law. ”
Yi Qiushui suddenly became excited: "We must be together!" Even if you open the harem, you have to collect the snow. Otherwise, the snow would be pitiful. has been lonely since childhood, and then finally fell in love with someone, but because the other party is a brother-in-law, he can only bury his feelings. Such an ending is too cruel to the snow! ”
Subsequently, Yi Qiushui said menacingly: "If the male protagonist doesn't accept the sister-in-law, I will take a knife and cut the author!" ”