Chapter 37: Drink Yourself

Dong Zhanyun couldn't help but be amazed, thinking to himself Isn't this nonsense? How can you ask Lu Xianxian, who has a problem with her character, to be a maid? Dong Zhanyun found the little girl without thinking, and said: "How can you let Lu Xianxian be your personal maid? This little girl has a problem with her character~!" The little girl was a little stunned and said: "Who called Chunmei She has something to do and went back to the countryside, I can't take care of the child by myself, what if I can't see it?"

Dong Zhanyun shook his head and said: "This is not good, I know the personality of this little girl, I will not agree to a gold-worshipping girl to be my family's maid~!" The little girl said angrily: "If you are willing to be a puppet as my maid, I don't mind dismissing her~!" The ghost girl next to her shook her head and said: "No, this little girl is so diligent, and her hands and feet are nimble, even if it is ten puppets, I won't change it~!"

Dong Zhanyun was dumbfounded and said, "It's really fake, is it really that diligent?" The ghost girl nodded again and again: "That's right, it's indeed more diligent than anyone else." It was late at night, and someone saw her doing laundry. Dong Zhanyun couldn't help but be a little suspicious: "Haven't you discussed it and are ready to let me take her as a concubine, right?" The little girl patted Dong Zhanyun's head and said: "This kind of thought, you'd better have it~! We are not a family that is short of money, will we marry this Lu Xianxian as a free nanny?" Dong Zhanyun suddenly said: "Then is she in love with someone?" decided to make money to support her family. ”

The little girl thought about it carefully and said: "A few days ago, I always saw her go to a pharmacy to buy medicine, it seems that there has been a long time~!" Dong Zhanyun said suspiciously: "Pharmacy? Could it be that there is any beautiful man there who is attracting her?" The ghost girl had some clue and said: "I heard that the master of the pharmacy brought an apprentice and looked very handsome~!" Dong Zhanyun couldn't help but pout: "Then am I handsome?" The ghost girl said honestly: "I feel more handsome than you, but I am not as capable as you." ”

The little girl said with an indifferent look: "Even if you are more handsome, what's the use of not being as good as you?" Dong Zhanyun said very helpfully: "This is the truth. Dong Zhanyun thought for a moment and said: "I'm afraid that's not the case, it stands to reason that my conditions are better than his, why did she choose him instead of me?" The little girl couldn't help complaining: "That's not because you're dragging your family now, and you now have five wives." even if

It's a fool who knows that it's impossible on your side, and you don't put gold on your face~! ”

Dong Zhanyun touched his face in embarrassment and said, "That's right, I'm afraid there is no girl in this world who can tolerate having five main houses bigger than her." It's that I'm thinking too much~!" Lin Keer patted the back of Dong Zhanyun's head next to him and said, "What's right, that's what it is." Dong Zhanyun smiled and said directly to his family: "In two days, I will send a doppelganger to Zangchouzhou." You're all right?"

The little girl pinched Dong Zhanyun's face and said, "Of course I don't have an opinion, I'm afraid that you will go." Don't blame me then~!

Dong Zhanyun subconsciously shrunk his neck and said: "Then if the doppelganger can't handle it, my deity will have to play~!" The little girl pinched Dong Zhanyun's nose and said: "That's the time, it's not good now~!, what are the chances of failure of this doppelganger?"

Dong Zhanyun made a rough calculation and said: "It's not much, it is estimated that it is not more than one percent." The little girl patted Dong Zhanyun's head and said, "Isn't that over, let's think more about us in the future." You see, there are old and young people here, and it's not appropriate to take risks~! Dong Zhanyun nodded and said, "That's nature, nothing is more important than family." ”

The little girl thought for a moment and said, "I'm right, why don't we try your puppet maid?"

Dong Zhanyun was a little surprised: "If you are really willing to give it a try, I don't mind going to get a few." The little girl took out the abacus and said, "Then you said that the next maid puppet will cost a normal amount of general currency?" Dong Zhanyun thought carefully and said: "Then is the material I picked up manual or not?" The little girl frowned

"Then it depends on whether this material is difficult to obtain, and if it is difficult, it can be counted as some manual entry." Dong Zhanyun shrugged his shoulders and said, "I'm afraid I can't remember this clearly, even if it is a cherished material, I may not be its original owner." ”

The little girl frowned and said, "That's right, anyway, you don't do much about killing people and selling goods." "Thinking about it, the little girl still roughly calculates the labor cost first, after all, food and water also cost money. Dong Zhanyun continued: "If the labor is counted, it will be less than three hundred universal coins when it is full, and the cherished materials will only be one thousand to tens of thousands. Generally, this kind of puppet with no combat effectiveness is also worthless. The little girl calculated and said, "Then even if the material cost and labor are a total of 500 general coins, what about the core of the puppet? Dong Zhanyun pinched his fingers when he heard this: "That's only three thousand, at most two thousand eight hundred general coins." The little girl calculated with her calculations, and said, "What about the usual maintenance fees?" Dong Zhanyun roughly estimated and said: "It will not exceed three hundred general coins, and it will be maintained once every three months." ”

The little girl calculated: "That's a total of four thousand five hundred general coins, how many years can this thing last?" Dong Zhanyun roughly estimated

"Not much, only about five hundred and twenty years. The little girl was startled and said: "It's really been a long time, and it's much lower than our current salary~! It is estimated that we will have another batch of children, and they are not bad~!"

Dong Zhanyun unconsciously wiped his cold sweat and said, "Runqing, forget about this, let's talk about it later." The little girl sneered, "Look, you are so cowardly." People are just joking with you~!" Dong Zhanyun secretly rejoiced: "That's good, that's good~!" The ghost girl was more concerned about the experience of using it: "Then is the puppet you made comparable to those servants?" Dong Zhanyun thought about it and said: "It can be said that it is more than that." Lin Keer was concerned about its maintenance cost and said: "If the core is broken, wouldn't it be a loss to replace it?"

The women thought about it, this is right. Dong Zhanyun had to explain: "Unless the core is artificially destroyed, unless it is a waste core, it will not be destroyed." Lin Ke'er was unconvinced and said: "What if the child uses it to dismantle?" Dong Zhanyun smiled bitterly: "It's hard to say this, but as long as something happens, I will definitely be the first to know~!" Lin Ke'er stopped and said: "That's what I said." ”

Dong Zhanyun weighed for a long time and said: "Actually, if you encounter our children demolition, you are not afraid." Because unless these puppets are used with professional tools, they can't be opened by brute force~!" Liu Jingshui interjected: "I seem to be a puppet salesman, for fear that I won't be able to sell it?" Dong Zhanyun said with a look of grievance: "When will I make a living from this? Your sense of humor has really strengthened~!"

Jiang Tianqi pointed at Dong Zhanyun with his finger on the side and said, "I want you to talk back~!" The little girl didn't mind and said: "You make it now and show it to us, otherwise how can we see if you are doing well or not? We don't like those low-value iron bumps." Dong Zhanyun made some preparations, and then began to refine the maid puppet. Dong Zhanyun looked at it for a long time, and then he said, "Then do you need the maid to have breasts?"

The little girl said curiously: "What's the difference between having and not?" Dong Zhanyun thought about it for a while and said: "If there is, it can provide milk, and it can even make the baby sleep peacefully." The girls thought it was incredible, and Lin Ke'er was the first to disbelieve it: "Are you talking nonsense, how can a puppet have milk?"

Dong Zhanyun said seriously: "This has been certified by many people, including my master. Jiang Tianqi was the first to can't help but say

"Then where does her milk come from?" Dong Zhanyun said seriously: "It can be pre-loaded milk, or it can be born through kernel secretion and then through a variety of treatments~!" The little girl couldn't help but care about important questions: "Then you say, what is the difference between this and a nurse?Is it as nutritious as human milk?" Dong Zhanyun recalled carefully: "There should not be much difference in essence, of course, it also depends on the craftsmanship of the manufacturer, if it doesn't work, it can't have such a magical function~!" Dong Zhanyun's analysis, many of the women nodded and said: "That's right, this is no different from directly taking the treasure of heaven and earth." Liu Jingshui thought of a most critical question and said: "Then what is the difference between this kind of milk and the treasure of heaven and earth? Isn't the consumption of the kernel less like this?" Dong Zhanyun shook his head and said: "I'm afraid this is not as simple as you think, and in terms of absorption, I'm afraid it is better than the pill refined by the treasure of heaven and earth~!" The little girl waved her hand and said: "We have all forgotten that you are also a master of pill refining, don't talk nonsense to see the curative effect~! ”

Dong Zhanyun didn't talk nonsense, the tools and materials in his hands kept tumbling, and a brand-new puppet was made in less than half an hour. Dong Zhanyun looked at it again and again, made sure that it was correct, and felt satisfied in his heart. The little girl was a little puzzled and said: "I didn't see you put the heavenly treasure in it just now, can she still produce it by herself?" Dong Zhanyun knew that his wife was a layman, so he had to explain: "Actually, I added a series of sunshine, rain and dew, aura and some spiritual water on her chest. With the accumulation of years and years, even if there is no natural treasure

, this maid puppet will also generate some fixed milk by itself to achieve the effect of patience~!"

Dong Zhanyun's words did not convince them, and the little girl immediately said: "You make it yourself first, test and eat it yourself." Otherwise, I wouldn't dare to give it to the baby~!"