Zhao Xiaotian turned his head and saw a young man with a strange appearance and a miserable dress coming from the street in the distance.

He was about eighteen or nineteen years old, less than 1.6 meters tall, and his figure was as thin as a bamboo pole. Wearing a set of cyan robes like in ancient costume martial arts movies, he also shaved a peach-shaped pot lid like the fortune boy next to Guanyin Bodhisattva.

For a while, this nondescript dress caused many people on the street to look sideways.

The speed of the wild rush was even faster, just a black shadow flashed, and in the blink of an eye, he rushed to Zhao Xiaotian, and then grinned at him and smirked, "Hehe, little uncle......"

But then, he turned his head to look at Su Wanxi and Lan Yudie next to him, and hurriedly changed his words, "Oh no, Zhao Xiaotian, Brother Tian, I finally found you......"

So in an instant, Zhao Xiaotian completely wanted to cry without tears.

This deflated calf has a name that is even more strange than his appearance, called Zhang Xiaohua, who is the proud apprentice of his second senior brother Zhao Xiaotian.

Although it was quite surprising, this thing didn't honestly stay in the plum blossom hermitage to learn art, how could it suddenly run to this drunken and depraved metropolis. But why don't you come early or late, and you have to find this place at this critical moment!

And the most terrible thing is that he is also his nephew according to his generation. When I met, I honestly called him Uncle Xiao, why did I have to call him "Zhao Xiaotian" when he broke his voice.

Do you still know what it means to respect the teacher?

Don't you know that Lao Tzu is criticizing "Zhao Xiaotian" with righteous words and hatred? Doesn't this clearly slap Lao Tzu in the face?

Everyone else is a cheat! This thing is designed to pit Uncle Shi!

He was so angry that he almost didn't say a word on the spot, pressed the deflated calf to the ground, and kicked his old face fiercely.

"This gentleman...... Oh no, this handsome guy ......" Sure enough, at this time, Lan Yudie asked with a puzzled expression. Looking at his weird appearance, I don't know what to call him, "What did you just call him?" Zhao Xiaotian? Isn't he Zhao Xiaotian's twin brother Zhao Dadi? ”

"That's right! That's right! Zhao Xiaotian didn't hesitate at all, and quickly stood up and interjected, "Little brother, did you recognize the wrong person?" ”

"You must have mistaken someone! Zhao Xiaotian is my twin brother! ”

As he spoke, he glanced at him vigorously, so anxious that the sweat on his forehead was about to roll out.

However, the next situation made him have a headache all of a sudden.

I saw this deflated calf with a tendon in his head, and his eyes were about to blink into cataracts, and he was stupid and didn't understand what it meant.

Still honest and confused, "Brother Tian, how can you have any twin brothers?" I've been in the village for more than ten years, and my master is just such a son as you, don't try to deceive me! ”

followed by the beauty in my heart, "Brother Tian, this beautiful young lady, just called me a handsome guy and ......"

"Zhao Xiaotian! Kill you today! So in an instant, there was a deafening roar, which frightened the passers-by next to him!

At this time, Lan Yudie still doesn't understand, what the hell is going on?

Not to mention the bitter hatred in the past, it's just that just now, this bastard who killed a thousand knives actually dared to make up a twin brother and deceive her into turning around, so she definitely deserved to be soaked in a pig cage with a thousand knives!

At that moment, his face was extremely blue, and his delicate body trembled, like a crazy tigress, fierce and murderous and rushed towards him.

A jade leg, the tiger and the tiger flew fiercely on his waist.

"Stop!" However, without waiting for her to get close, Zhao Xiaotian hurriedly dodged and scolded.

"What are you doing?" With a kick in the air, Lan Yudie grinned even more angrily, and stared at him with fire-breathing eyes, "Stinky stream. Hooligans, what other tricks do you want to play? The old lady will not kill you today, and she will not be a person! ”

"I said sister-in-law!" Zhao Xiaotian is no longer in a rut, and the matter is so far that it naturally can't go on anymore, "How many times have I told you, don't be so anxious, look like you are dissatisfied!" Don't you just want to fight with Lao Tzu, can you wait a moment and let Lao Tzu deal with something else first? ”

Immediately after, he turned his head to look at Zhang Xiaohua, "Kneel!" ”

Zhang Xiaohua looked confused, although she hadn't figured out the situation yet, she was so dignified, why did this beautiful young lady fight with her uncle, and she didn't understand why her uncle was suddenly so angry. But the master's order did not dare to disobey, and he knelt on the ground with a "poof".

In an instant, Zhao Xiaotian was completely biao! Tie blushed his face, and kicked him mercilessly, only to kick his thin body and roll.

And immediately after, without the slightest hesitation, an arrow rushed up, straddled him, and slammed his head and face.

"I'm going to let you come sooner or later, but this time to come......"

"You said you, don't stay in the village to learn art, what are you doing here?"

"Lao Tzu killed you today, you have enough brains? Don't have any eyesight? I lost my eyes to you for a long time, are you just not open? ”

"And! Do you know how to respect the teacher! Zhao Xiaotian Zhao Xiaotian's name, Lao Tzu's name, that's also your......"

For a while, punch after punch hit him like a raging storm.

Where did Zhang Xiaohua dare to dodge, she could only open her voice and shout.

"Ouch, Uncle Xiao, it hurts, it hurts......"

"Ouch, don't slap your face, Uncle Xiao, I'm wrong, can't I be wrong......"

"Uncle Junior, you can't wronged a good person! Didn't you say it yourself, when there are beautiful women present, don't let me call you Uncle Xiaoshi, do you want to call you by your name and call you Brother Tian? You also said that this is how you look young, handsome, and dashing! I'm just doing what you tell me......"

"Uh......" At this time, Zhao Xiaotian was stunned for a moment and finally stopped.

This seems to be what he commanded before! But who knows about this thing, I don't know how to work it at all!

Seeing that Zhao Xiaotian finally stopped, Zhang Xiaohua finally stood up from the ground tremblingly, crying and sorrowful, like a wronged little daughter-in-law.

With tears in his eyes, he didn't understand why he was beaten for no reason, "That's ...... Then there are two beautiful sisters now, should I call you Uncle Xiaoshi, or call you by your name......"

"Fuck off!" Zhao Xiaotian almost vomited blood suddenly, and glared at him viciously.

He really couldn't understand how this thing could survive in this world with such a brain and brain to such an extent, and he had also cultivated a martial arts to the point of being called a pervert.

After a while, he turned around and walked to Lan Yudie.

It's embarrassing that the perfect lie is nakedly exposed.

The old face was red like a monkey's ass, "Ahem...... Fluttershy, this ...... You may not believe what you just said! Actually, I ...... I do have a twin brother, but we ...... We are different souls, occupying the same body! ”

Nodding his head like pounding garlic, "Yes, yes, that's it!" Have you seen the big talk about Journey to the West, Zixia Fairy and Qingxia Fairy are similar to us......"