Chapter 46 It's not good, something happened to Bajie (ask for collection recommendation)

Chen Li's face was ugly, he felt that this Zhu Bajie was too disgusting.

I think I'm a beautiful monkey among monkeys, no matter how much genetic mutation can't give birth to an ugly pig demon like you, right?

"Bajie, I'm telling you the truth, you can teach me the thirty-six changes." Chen Li said very seriously.

Although he has already learned seventy-two transformations, the main attack of the Earth Demon is the clone, and the other forms he conjures can be easily recognized.

But the thirty-six changes are different, the Tiangang Lord is the change, it belongs to the kind that changes what is what, ordinary people, without Sun Wukong's fiery eyes and Erlang God's heavenly eyes, they can't distinguish at all.

He Chen Li not only wanted to learn the thirty-six changes, but also wanted to learn the Bull Demon King's law, heaven and earth, and learned all three things, so that he was really at the peak of the change technique.

Zhu Bajie carried the rake, dodged Chen Li's gaze, and said, "Brother Monkey, I'm also serious." ”

"Hey, you idiot, isn't it just a spell, and you're still so stingy with your own family?" Chen Li couldn't figure this out.

"Is it because your master won't let you pass it on?"

After thinking for a while, Chen Li came up with a more reliable answer.

But after thinking about it, Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie both worship under the Bodhi Ancestor, and Sun Wukong can teach him seventy-two changes generously, so why can't Zhu Bajie?

Zhu Bajie didn't let go, Chen Li kept sticking to his ear, and he couldn't be at peace with the chatter.

Finally, Zhu Bajie threw the nine-toothed nail rake to the ground, sat directly on the ground with his huge body, and said, "Forget it, Brother Monkey, my old pig will tell you the real reason." ”

"Tell me about it?" Chen Li said with a smile.

Zhu Bajie glanced at the white bone spirit behind him, and then said quite embarrassedly: "Brother Monkey, let's be honest, there are not many people who I admire, but there is definitely one of you, one is that you are bold, and the other is that you are romantic enough." ”

"Speaking of romance, in fact, my old pig used to be no worse than you, after all, I think back then, when I was Marshal Tianpeng, I don't know how many fairies threw their arms on me, but unfortunately, the world is hot and cold, since my old pig was reincarnated, there is no peach blossom luck."

"Getting to the point." Chen Li directly ignored his memories of the past.

Zhu Bajie cleared his throat and continued: "Let's put it this way, in the sky, my old pig ......."

"Getting to the point!" Chen Li's eyes widened and he summoned the silver hoop stick.

"Okay, okay, I said, I said it's not enough." Zhu Bajie hurriedly begged for mercy.

Then he said succinctly and clearly: "Let's put it this way, my old pig thinks that your pickling girl career will not stop, and you will have to go to heaven in the future, if you are taught thirty-six changes, you have become the handsome appearance of my old pig, what should I do if I coax my sister Chang'e?" So, these thirty-six changes can't be taught. ”

Then he glanced at Chen Li and found that Chen Li was gritting his teeth and resisting the urge to hit him.

"Even if I become a big king, I won't become you, what's the point of worrying!"

Chen Li spat out, "What do I have to hide from you, it turns out that this is the case, so let's do it, Brother Monkey is here to assure you, as long as it is a woman that your old pig really likes, I dare to move a little thought, and I will be thundered and killed!" ”

"Ouch, my own brother, don't swear such a poisonous oath, the old pig believes you, the old pig will definitely believe you."

Zhu Bajie was so moved that he lost his nose, and he was about to hug Chen Li, but Chen Li jumped away all of a sudden, pointed at his fat pig's trotters and said, "You idiot, you want to rub your snot on me again?" ”

“……”

Zhu Bajie finally taught the thirty-six changes to Chen Li, and Chen Li had already changed everyone in the scripture learning team once in just half a day, as he thought, what was changed, and others couldn't tell at all.

was so shocked that Zhu Bajie thought that he would have changed these thirty-six years ago, and everything was teasing him before.

But under Chen Li's assurance, everyone finally chose to believe it, and Zhu Bajie's mood was even worse.

I think he has been learning these thirty-six changes for thousands of years, and his mother has not achieved great success, but Brother Monkey has already understood it in half a day, it is really a pig than a monkey, and he is angry with a pig.

The group traveled west for more than a month, and the sky was clear and the sun was shining.

The little monk was thirsty, so Chen Li asked Zhu Bajie to find some water.

After Zhu Bajie left, the group rested in place.

"Bai Xue, let's go for a walk."

Chen Li spoke.

Everyone is tacitly listening to their ears, eyes, noses, noses, noses, and hearts.

The little white dragon lying on the ground shrank his head, Monk Sha lay on the spot, and the little monk took out a scripture book to read aloud absentmindedly.

The white bone spirit blushed slightly, stood up, and followed Chen Li away.

For a few months, the dog man and woman said that they would go out for a walk if they had nothing to do, and when they came back, one was satisfied, and the other was flushed, and the ghost knew what he was doing.

In the words of the little monk, why does the monkey always like to fight with Sister Bai?

Walking to a secluded location, there happened to be a smooth and shiny stone slab inside, and Chen Li pulled the white bone essence and got into it.

Just as the two of them were about to do something indescribable, a roar suddenly sounded on the top of the mountain in the distance.

Both of them were stunned, Chen Li raised his head, and looked at the mountain where the sound came from through the cover of the trees, where there were all small hills, and nothing could be seen.

"Did you just hear that?" Chen Li frowned slightly, and the fox asked.

Bai Gujingxiu frowned, nodded and said, "It seems to be the voice of Bajie, but isn't he looking for water?" ”

Both of them had strange faces, and they listened here for a while, only to find that there was no sound anymore.

"Did you hear me wrong?" Chen Li couldn't help but doubt his ears.

But the white bone spirit said: "Probably not, after all, I heard it just now." ”

Hearing this, Chen Li nodded.

"Let's go back first, see if Bajie has gone back."

"Hmm."

The two soon returned to their resting place.

The little monk sat and chanted, the sand monk lay down and slept, and the little white dragon was chewing grass roots on his stomach, everything was the same as before.

But Zhu Bajie still didn't come back.

"Brother Monkey, sister-in-law, is it over?"

The little white dragon spat out the grass roots in his mouth and grinned.

When the white bone spirit heard this, his face couldn't help but turn red, and he hid behind Chen Li and didn't dare to make a sound.

Chen Li ignored Xiao Bailong's ridicule and asked, "Did you hear Bajie's voice just now?" ”

"Nope." The little white dragon shook his head.

"Did you mishear?"

Chen Li's brows furrowed, for some reason, he always felt that something was going to happen today.

"By the way, do you know what kind of mountain this is?" Chen Li asked.

The little white dragon thought for a while and said, "When I entered the mountain, I seemed to have swept a stone tablet, and it seemed to be written on it, what is the top mountain?" ”

"By the way, it seems to be a flat-topped mountain!" The little white dragon's eyes lit up and he remembered.

"Flat-topped mountain?" Chen Li touched his chin, feeling that this name was a little familiar, thinking about it, his face suddenly changed, and said, "It's not good, something happened to Bajie!" ”

(End of chapter)