Chapter 275: Pain and Laughter
When the World Tree was unable to withstand the explosion caused by the excessive amount of Heaven and Earth Aura, Wang Dazong Dart Head was sleeping soundly on his big bed, and as a result, the air wave of the Heaven and Earth Aura explosion rushed in, and this super lazy Dart Head was swept away by the Heaven and Earth Aura together with his dart game......
After turning seven heels in mid-air and turning eight times and rolling for more than a dozen times, Mr. Wang's dart head didn't do anything at all, and fell to the ground unharmed!
Why is it safe and sound? Wang Dazong's dart head seems to be the world's top master, although he was suddenly attacked in his sleep, but he still instinctively began to protect himself, the internal force of the whole body gushed out, and the grandmaster's domain was fully opened, so although he was blasted out of the distance of one-third of the green willow town by the aura of heaven and earth, he did not suffer any serious injuries - but no injury does not mean that there is no loss, and when Wang Dazong came back to his senses, he found that his dart game, or his house, was gone!
No matter who it is, they will feel angry when they are suddenly disturbed while sleeping, and this is even more true of Mr. Wang's dart!
No matter who you are, if you wake up and find that your house is inexplicably gone, you will feel angry, and the same is true for Mr. Wang!
What should I do if I get angry? Experience has taught us that the most effective way is to find a way to vent!
This can be a few shouts in a place where no one is around, a hearty meal, a good sprinkle of money in your pocket at a hypermarket, and of course, for some people, the best thing to do is to find someone to fight hard!
Mr. Wang immediately decided to use the last way to vent his anger! Although Mr. Wang's dart head is really lazy and really doesn't like to move, it doesn't mean that he can't move! In fact, he moves much faster than the average person!
In a flash, Mr. Wang's dart head had already appeared in front of the ruins of the Green Willow Dart Bureau, and then he saw Wang Dafu standing nearby in a "daze"!
Wang Dafu's current mood is the same as Wang Da's dart, or his current mood is worse than even Wang Da's dart-Wang Da's dart head is just the loss of a house (or built by others), while Wang Dafu has lost one-third of his property (although it was also built by others), and he also wants to find someone to vent!
So when Mr. Wang's dart head slammed at him with a long roar, Wang Dafu didn't dodge or dodge, and met him head-on!
As soon as he fought each other, Wang Dafu immediately understood why so many people went to the Green Willow Dart Bureau every day to be a "trapeze"! It turns out that it's not that they like to be, but that Mr. Wang's dart head kung fu is too high, and they can't do it! With a single blow, Mr. Wang's dart head smashed Wang Dafu...... If there is no cloud decision that forgets the love of the heavenly book, it is estimated that Wang Dafu will be sure
Under normal circumstances, if he encounters this situation, Wang Dafu will definitely consider not continuing to fight with this person, after all, other people's martial arts are much more powerful than himself! But Wang Dafu is in a very unhappy mood now - the most depressing thing in the world should be the loss caused by force majeure - because you don't know who to blame! It's like Wang Dafu's mood now! Although I am extremely depressed, I don't know who to blame?
Is Catherine to blame for asking herself to find the World Tree? It is only natural that the elves make this request!
Is it to blame Yi Li for giving himself seeds? It seems that Wang Dafu asked others for it, right?
Could it be that Tao Zongwang used those two skills when planting? People are also growing better for this thing!
Is it to blame that the elves of the elven clan shouldn't run up and sing the "hymn of the elves"? But that's the custom of other people's elves, you can't force people to change customs, right?
After a circle, Wang Dafu found that he was full of anger and didn't know who to vent to! It seems that if you want to blame yourself, you can only blame yourself for the feng shui here in Greenwillow Town is too good, and the aura of heaven and earth is too concentrated...... This discovery made Wang Dafu extremely depressed! And it seems that the best way to vent this frustration is to find someone to fight!
In such a situation, although Wang Dafu felt that the strength of Wang Da's dart head might be terrifying. But after his body roughly returned to its original state, he yelled, "His grandmother's!" We'll come again! "Rushed up again!
Someone is willing to be beaten and is afraid that no one wants to beat someone? Mr. Wang's dart head also roared: "His grandmother's!" Come again, come again! With a backhand palm, Wang Dafu was shattered again! His current mood is exactly the same as Wang Dafu's, but the degree is slightly different!
Just like that, two people stood in front of the world tree, and you punched inexplicably, and I kicked "tom tom ~~" to fight, and this fight was a whole night!
At the beginning, the two of them still used their own martial arts, constantly repeating Wang Dafu's dart head to break Wang Dafu, and then Wang Dafu gathered his body and rushed up again to "find a fight" such a process, and later the two may feel that this is not enjoyable, and they no longer use martial arts and skills, just roaring unwillingly, relying on simple ** strength, like two crop men to fight each other to the flesh - those who do not use martial arts, do not dodge, and beat each other face to face!
If at the beginning the two were still depressed because of their respective losses, then later, they have long forgotten what losses they had! All they need is catharsis, and screaming loudly is catharsis. Hitting and being beaten are also cathartic!
In this catharsis, they gradually felt a feeling, a feeling of flesh and blood...... Feel alive!
Wang Dafu is a person with a very good story, and Mr. Wang Da is also a person with a lot of stories - what kind of story will it be if a high-spirited young master suddenly becomes a lazy sleeping worm?
In such a crazy fight, Wang Dafu inexplicably felt a feeling that he hadn't felt for a long time - the feeling of being alive!
"Ah~~~~" roared, and he hit harder!
"Ah~~~" roared, and Mr. Wang's dart head greeted him without showing weakness!
Punch, roar, punch, roar, and just like that, the two fought from the afternoon until sunrise the next day!
When the sun rose the next day, Wang Dafu finally ran out of strength......
"Bang~~", Wang Dafu was punched head-on, with a huge black circle under his eyes, and fell down on his back, and at this time, he finally concentrated the last strength, and Wang Dafu, who gave Wang Dafu the last punch, couldn't stop it, so he straightened his hand, and his nose and face were swollen and he fell straight down! - No matter what kind of peerless master you are, you will be exhausted from a night of brawl like this without the slightest defense, not even the slightest mention of internal defense!
Two people are lying on their backs facing the sky, and the other is lying on their stomachs, both of them are exhausted, covered with bruises, Wang Dafu's left eye has a huge black circle, which looks like a "family has a cheap dog" The protagonist, and Wang Dazong's dart head is even more black circles in both eyes, which is simply a "national treasure"!
However, the two of them who looked so miserable were in a very good mood now, although neither of them had the strength to get up, but the expression on their faces was actually extremely happy, as if they had done something happy and relaxed. This may be the legendary slut, right??
After a while, Wang Dafu was still lying on his back facing the sky, but suddenly asked in a hoarse voice: "Damn!" Dude, I don't know your name yet! ”
Mr. Wang was lying motionless on the ground, but when he heard the words, he replied in a hoarse voice: "What? Didn't I tell you? My name is Wang Dong! The king surnamed Wang Dong, the king moves! ”
"What?" Wang Dafu didn't know where he got his strength, so he sat up all of a sudden: "Wang Dong? Are you the king of the soaring eagles? "Wang Dafu, who is familiar with history and martial arts, immediately understood, if it weren't for this lazy and earth-shattering king of the sky-soaring eagle, who else would have such a personality?" Why am I so stupid, seeing this guy's usual performance, I should have thought about who he is" Wang Dafu not only blamed himself, but it is also true, there are only a handful of lazy guys like Wang Dong in the world, and he didn't recognize it, so he can only say that Wang Dafu is dull!
"Heh~~ Soaring to the king of the Aquila?" Wang Dong turned around with a wry smile and sat up slowly: "Even you know my nickname?" Shaking his head, he said gloomily, "I'm not the king of the skyrocketing eagles!" I'm just a big slacker who likes to sleep! ”
Wang Dafu just wanted to say something, but suddenly noticed the image of Wang Dong as a "mainland panda" at this time, and suddenly opened his mouth in surprise, and after a while, suddenly: "Hahahaha~~~" pointed at Wang Dong and laughed exaggeratedly!
Mr. Wang was startled by Wang Dafu at first, he didn't know what this guy was laughing at, and he reacted after a while, and then saw Wang Dafu's image of "having a cheap dog at home", and couldn't help laughing.
The two guys first fought against each other all night, screamed all night, and now began to laugh like madmen again early in the morning, which immediately caused serious dissatisfaction among many people, and at the same time issued a stern protest!
But Wang Dafu and Wang Dong didn't care about other people's protests at all, they still sat on the ruins, laughing wildly, the more they laughed, the more excited they became, Wang Dafu simply lay on the ground with his stomach in his hands, rolling on the ground with laughter; And Wang Dong also laughed so much that he lay on the ground again, constantly pounding the ground, not caring at all about the condition that the ground was full of rubble and debris!
The two of them just lay like this, one on their stomachs, and laughed for a long time until they "laughed" out of tears......
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