"Can you wash up faster next time, sister! It's almost an hour, and if you slow it down, you'll be late. Guan Gu complained angrily.

"Miss Ben is also the school girl of the city's three girls' middle schools. Didn't you just put on a mask before going out? I don't pay attention to it at all, and it affects the image very much. Nuo Lan sat on the back seat of the extended Bentley without any image, and skillfully rummaged in the incubator on the wall of the car, "Huh~, where is my lunch box?" ”

"I was in too much of a hurry to go out and didn't do it. Let's eat in the school cafeteria by yourself at noon. ”

"Oh." Unexpectedly, Miss Nuolan, who didn't get a delicious bento, was very calm, and there was no scene of crying, making trouble, and hanging herself. Instead, he fumbled in his backpack and took out a bento box and a hundred yuan, "You've worked hard to make bento these days, and this is for you ......"

Nuolan, I blame you! You even prepared a bento for me! But what's the deal with the money? What was the previous labor cost? Good sister, you are so kind.

At that moment, Guan Gu looked at Nuo Lan and felt that her body was emitting divine golden light again. What a good girl.

"This is the bento that I failed. You have to eat it all, and don't let it be left. "Well, although it was a failure, she did it!

"I don't need that money. Before, I just gave you a portion of the prepared lunch. It's too much to pay for it...... "Saying that, the nouveau riche Guan Gu's magical hand still consciously stretched out to the hundred yuan.

[Love Apartment Features Truth: Guan Gu: One hundred yuan is only enough to pay interest, is it good or T_T not, and the material cost of each meal is not enough. 】

"You're thinking too much, aren't you? This is for you to bring me lunch. I'm going to eat McDonald's takeaway family buckets. ”

"With that extra money, can I buy two packets of fries to satisfy my hunger?"

"Of course not! I will be given all the money I find, as well as the receipts. The Shanghai woman's habit of being careful seems to have flinched suddenly, and Guan Gu emphasized how to deal with the extra part.

[Love Apartment Features Truth: Guan Gu: It's this person who is good or bad, and he won't give me a hundred yuan. Boom. 】

"Po-chan (young master), Shilan High School is almost here. In order to avoid being late, do you want to get off the bus first, and I will send Miss Nuo Lan to the third girl middle school in the city? ”

"Okay, good, good......"

"Okay, Sebas keeps driving, no stopping." Nuo Lan said in a commanding tone, "That bastard Vincent relied on his family's school board connections to get himself into the city's three girls as an exchange student. Now that guy is stalking me, if you don't pretend to be my boyfriend today, something will happen to me, I promise I'll keep you dead! ”

"It's not right for me to go... I'm, we're—" Sekiya hesitated.

Sebas kicked the accelerator past the entrance of Shilan High School without a trace of hesitation.

"Sebas, whose T_T are you helping for, aren't you the driver and butler assigned to me by the apartment property?"

"Bo-chan, of course I'm your deacon. I am responsible for your meals and school during your stay in the apartment. You can have complete peace of mind. Sebas held the steering wheel with one hand and put the other on his chest and saluted in the rearview mirror.

"And how do you ...... T_T”

"Po-chan, you have to trust me. I received my professional training at the Royal College of Deacos in the UK. According to Article 7, Section 8 of the Code of Conduct, when the client is in a coma, eaten, embarrassed, hypocritical, or other loss of judgment, the deacon should take the initiative to help the client make the right choice. Sebas drove the car and said in a heart-wrenching voice, "According to my long-term observation, there is no way for Po-chan to refuse the request of a beautiful girl like Miss Nuolan, so ......"

Before he finished speaking, a high school girl suddenly rushed out of the intersection ahead. With Sebas's A+ level deacon riding skills, there is no problem with braking instantly, and it will not hit this girl at all. But the girl still fell to the ground, holding Bentley's front tires and kept wailing, high and low, and kept shouting: "Oops, you knocked me to death, I have nine broken bones." You want to accompany me for 40,000 yuan per bone for medical expenses, which should be 17 to 7, 2738, 38 Women's Day, and May Day...... Anyway, a lot of money! Ahh......h

"It's the first time I've met such an unprofessional touch. Bo-chan, we're in a hurry, why don't we just bypass it? ”

"How about just driving over?"

"You two still have no humanity. Can't you just give a more normal advice? Guan Gu said angrily, "Sebas, let's go down and have a look." ”

Guan Gu and his deacon Sebas got out of the car together, and Nuo Lan, who didn't think it was a big deal to see the excitement, also followed.

Guan Gu walked over with a friendly smile and puffed up the girls on the ground, and the girls were addicted to Guan Gu's prosperous beauty and forgot to continue performing for a while.

"Classmate, are you alright? Do you want us to take you to school? ”

"Hey, Oba!"

"Are you okay, classmate? Being able to stand up shouldn't be a big problem, right? ”

Speaking of whether there was a problem with the body, the girl suddenly remembered what was going on and wanted to continue pretending, but when she saw Guan Gu's face, she was a little dizzy, her feet were weak, and she fell into Guan Gu's arms: "But people feel so much pain in their chests, it may be an internal injury." ”

"Vixen." Nuo Lan looked at the nymphomaniac girl and muttered angrily.

Knowing that this girl was likely to be Chen Meijia, Guan Gu didn't embarrass her, but she was really late for school, so fortunately she took out her wallet and handed all the two thousand yuan in it to Meijia: "Classmates, we are really in a hurry to go to school." You can take the money and use it first. Don't do such a thing as touching porcelain in the future, it's too dangerous. Go home early, your family must be worried about you. With that, he got in the car and left.

At this moment, seven or eight young men in black leather clothes, holding throwing sticks and switchblades, suddenly surrounded them. The first Moxigan stretched out a steel pipe and shouted angrily: "Boy, you dare to even move my Brother Long's horse, and you will pay back the money when you finish moving!?" What are you when I am a dragon in the sky? Yes! ”

"Didn't you hear my eldest brother's words, and the acquaintance handed over all the money!"

"Little Dragon, forget it. He just gave me all the cash. ”

"Smack!"

"Stay on the side, which onion are you? When the big man talks about things, do you have a part to speak? It's not that you look at others as a little white face, nymphomania! ”

"He's gone, isn't his butler and this chick still there?"

"Yes, yes, this chick is so beautiful, she can pay for it without money."

For a while, foul language filled the headphones, and it was impossible to listen to them if you wanted to.

It turns out that it's not just touching porcelain, but also the situation of immortals jumping.

"Po-chan, you and Miss Nuo Lan, go back to the car first, and leave it to me here. It is the duty of a deacon to protect those he serves. Pushing Guan Gu and Nuo Lan back on top of the Bentley, Sebas, who had black hair and black eyes and black dresses, and was holding a black long-handled umbrella that he had taken off from the car, revealed a master's temperament all over his body.

Deacon Sebas rushed into the crowd like a tiger descending from a mountain, beating seven or eight thugs to a pulp. Guan Gu even saw the handle umbrella paddling a mysterious trajectory, accurately hitting the Dong part of the dragon in the sky. Then there was the sound of eggs cracking, and a scream that pierced into the sky: "The idea is hard, prickly hands." Brothers, go up side by side! ”

Forty or fifty thugs rushed out. Sebastian fought bravely, if it weren't for the fact that he gradually lost his strength, began to hang colors on his body, and finally was attacked from behind, he was almost about to faint, Guan Gu almost thought that this housework perfect score was comparable to that of a conch girl, and his driving skills were comparable to that of the Dull King, and his combat ability was excellent, and the black-clothed deacon named Sebas was the "Sebastian".

"Great! That hard-thinking butler was fucked down, and that neon devil was a wreck, and he didn't even dare to get out of the car, so it's time to show off his real skills! Vincent thought to himself.

"Don't be afraid, I'm here!" Riding on an exaggerated Harley Prince motorcycle, Vincent in a straight suit rushed into the thugs like a divine soldier. He was like opening a yang-style titanium muscle fist, and the little gangster who came into contact with his body seemed to be injured by the "invisible gangqi", and he fell and flew out three or four meters away.

He entered through the formation and came to the side of Bingley: "Nuo Lan come out quickly, I'll take you out." Guan Gu saw Vincent's movements and the reactions of those thugs, and couldn't help but suddenly realize that this was the case.

In the car, Guan Gu reached out and unbuttoned his white shirt, and said to Nuo Lan: "The ancients did not deceive me." ”

"What are you talking about? Go clean up these bastards, you're going to make a fuss about undressing now! ”

"I'm afraid they'll dirty my clothes."

Throwing his white shirt to Nuo Lan, with his well-defined upper body naked, Guan Gu pushed the door and got out of the car. Raising his hand, he struck Vincent to the ground.

There was no suspense, and after forty or fifty strokes of the Divine Palm, this remote intersection was completely quiet.

"Yo, the surveillance is broken? No wonder you are so arrogant. It's also good that it's convenient for me to do it. Underworld, right? Crazy Boy, huh? Show grandpa clearly, what is on grandpa's back? ”

Paraphilic - Mario's prank.

The biggest feature of this special superspirit is that it can run fast, jump high, and bluff people. The sunlight shone on the back of some fine beads of sweat that seemed to be reflected, and the thug's eyes flickered, and on this back he saw a pair of colorful ukiyo-e tattoos depicting the nocturnal walking of a hundred ghosts. The picture is clear, the content is vivid, and at first glance it is from the hands of famous artists.

"The most ...... Ukiyo-e of the highest order... Tattoos..., mountains ... Mountain... The senior cadres of the Yamaguchi-gumi..., we're dead......"

"What do you know, what is the Yamaguchi-gumi? This... This is obviously a tattoo that can only be used at the level of the head of the eight families of the snake... It's over, it's over, offend them, we're dead!! ”

"What else are you talking about!"

"Run! Ahhh ”

In the end, it's still a bunch of gangsters, a rabble. Those who could run ran all ran away, and the remaining three people either received special care from Guan Gu or forgot to run. The scene was instantly clear.

"Mika, you can see that this guy is using you. Don't be stupid, go home and study hard. Getting into a good university and getting a good job in the future is more important than anything else. Your family will also have a lot of peace of mind. ”

"yes, I see. But how do you know my name? ”

"It doesn't matter, does it? The important thing is that it's time for you to go home. "Under Guan Gu's illusion, Mei Jia didn't care about anything wrong, pushed the Harley Prince and rushed away. Girl, your way of going home is really tough!

"The Soul Writing Wheel Eye Mystery - The Art of the Great Brokeback Mountain."

"Vincent, dragon in the sky, your favorite person is actually a man!"

Under the influence of the Great Brokeback Mountain Technique, the worldview, outlook on life, and values of the two people have undergone earth-shaking changes, and Vincent, who was not seriously injured, even struggled to stand up, and did not look at Nuo Lan, who was like a flower and jade on the side, and pounced on Guan Gu one by one. was kicked down by Guan Gu.

"You love each other deeply. Vincent, deep down you've always wanted to be like the gay pioneers in France. You've always wanted to be a girl. You have entered the three girls in the city, which is the first step in your pursuit of your own authenticity. After that, you will go to the same operation as Mr. xx to have your own destiny, and you will take a resounding stage name - Mercury. Ms. Mercury will marry Mr. Long Jaetian, you will use the jacuzzi together, and you will live together in a big villa with a swimming pool. ”

"Mr. Long Zaitian, you love your wife very much, but he can't satisfy you, you will often go to the Cowherd shop to find someone to help you release your true self, do you understand?"

"Very well, I declare that your love is real and valid. Mr. Long Zaitian, you can go back to your home with Ms. Mercury. Go, go, happiness awaits you. ”

……

"Sebas, are you alright? It's okay to wake up, lean next to it, I'll drive. ”

Seeing off a couple of newcomers, Sekiya woke up his deacon. The unlicensed classroom drove towards the three girls in the city at a gallop.

"Give me back the lunch and money, I don't want you to help bring the whole family bucket." Nuo Lan said with a little awkwardness.

"What's wrong?"

"You're disgusting to me."

"Hey, it's for your own good to bend Vincent."

"No, I mean you're so good to that little sister, it's disgusting to me."

"Where do you think of it? I just wanted to help her. You see I'm so late, I'd better send you to school first. She was a little girl who was hypnotized by me to ride this high-powered motorcycle like Prince Harley onto the road, and I didn't care. ”

"That's because you know other people are good at driving. Hum! ”

"Forget it, if you don't bring it, you won't bring it. It's good if you're happy. Arrived, hurry inside, not late. ”

"Humph!"

Nuo Lan still flew into the campus. Among the three daughters in the city, there is also the habit of letting the nuns and grandmothers manage discipline, but it can be strict.

"Bo-chan, I was too angry just now. There will be a traffic police check later, so I'll open it. I'm fine. ”

For Sebas's dedication, Guan Gu will certainly not refuse. Changing to the back seat and looking at the traffic police outside the window, Sekiya couldn't help but have the illusion that life was like a dream.

In the back seat, the box of bento and a hundred yuan were still kept. When I opened it, there were only udon noodles and mung bean cakes. The udon noodles are indeed unpalatable, but the mung bean cake is unexpectedly opened, with a hint of girlish rouge.

"This girl is obviously very attentive. What a twisty guy. Do you want to pay for it at noon and bring her another Pizza Hut Extreme Pizza? Sekiya smiled and thought secretly.

Out of sight, his butler was revealing an eerie and mysterious expression. is obviously polite, but it makes people feel indescribably creepy.

The water in this world is still so deep as expected......