Chapter 112: Why Don't You Treat Me as an Ancestor (Ask for Collection Recommendation)
"Gollum ......"
I don't know who swallowed the saliva loudly, which alarmed everyone's sluggishness, and all the robbers looked incredulous.
The bandit leader's face was blue and white, and he could naturally see that this monkey had some means, and if the monkey was extremely arrogant, he would definitely run away.
But this monkey is so low-key, and he flatters him to give some treasures, as if begging himself to let him go over this mountain.
The bandit leader's face was hesitant, and he inadvertently saw the firm gaze cast by the second master, and he couldn't help but cheer for himself secretly.
This trip is not easy to come by, and those two beautiful girls are like ordinary fairies, if they miss it, it is estimated that in the next half a year, he will toss and turn night and night, regretting not being at the beginning.
"Okay, even if you are still a little useful, but just being able to use this halberd is not enough to keep those two beauties!"
The robber leader put away the look of jealousy on his face, and regained the hideous face that a vicious bandit should have.
"Tell me, what's your third use?"
"The third use......
Chen Li touched his chin, and then said with a smile: "I have a lot of ability, if you invite me home to worship as an ancestor, I guarantee that you will be prosperous in this area!" ”
"Poof......
The grass roots in the little white dragon's mouth squirted out on the spot.
The bandit leader's face turned red instantly, and he stretched out the long knife in his hand, pointed at the monkey, and said, "Just you, a stinky monkey, do you still want me to offer you as an ancestor?" Are you tired of being crooked? ”
The robbers around were also furious, thinking that this monkey would say something comfortable to the ears, but I didn't expect that he would tease the big boss in a different way?
Facing the long knife that was less than a foot away from his head, Chen Li's face was not panicked, and he looked extremely calm.
"King, you don't have to do anything, you just have an ancestor who is so capable that there is no boundary, that's a good thing, isn't it much better than inviting back two mothers-in-law?"
"You fart, ghosts are rare, you are an ancestor!"
The robber leader spat out a mouthful of thick phlegm, and then looked at the two of them with a vicious gaze, and said angrily: "I'm playing poor with my grandfather, right?" Cheng, today, I want these two women, I want your halberd, as for the few of you, just wait to become a lonely ghost in the mountains! ”
After speaking, he waved his hand and said, "Brothers, copy guys, on!" ”
"Up!"
"Up!"
"Up!"
More than thirty robbers who killed people without blinking raised their arms and shouted, the momentum was really a little scary, but unfortunately, they were carried away by the female sex today, and completely forgot to think about this job, whether they were qualified to take it.
"Men kill, women arrest, brothers, rush!"
As soon as the words fell, these robbers rushed over with excited faces, probably because Shui Qingling and the white bone spirits were too charming, so although they said that men were killing women, their bodies invariably ran towards the two beauties together.
As for the bandit leader, he did not hesitate to slash at Chen Li.
With a bang, Chen Li's body didn't move at all, but the steel knife was cut in two by his head......
"Y-you, what's going on?" The robber leader looked at the broken knife in his hand and was stunned for a moment, followed by fear that arose from the bottom of his heart.
He slowly looked up and met the flattering monkey's gaze.
Chen Li grinned, revealing a mouthful of extremely good-looking neat white teeth.
"Filial piety comes first, you are so unkind to your ancestors, it seems that you are not a good person......"
As he spoke, he unhurriedly stretched out his rough hand and put it on the shoulder of the bandit leader.
The bandit leader swallowed a mouthful of saliva and shouted in a trembling tone: "Come here, kill this monkey for me first!" ”
As soon as the words fell, the robbers turned their heads, and before they could rush closer, they saw their big boss, whose whole body was like planting rice, and he had sunk under the ground.
After that, there was no more sound......
"You—You don't want to live anymore? How dare you kill our bosses! ”
"Brothers, go up together, kill him, and avenge the big boss!"
A group of robbers rushed towards them with their swords raised, but before they had even taken a few steps, they felt a smell of orchid wafting in the air.
"Robbers, all deserve to die!"
The white bone spirit, who had long wanted to kill, threw out the bone whip with a mysterious origin.
The miserable white bone whip drilled in and out of the crowd like a poisonous snake, but in a few breaths, the thirty-two path-cutting thieves present died on the spot!
"Are you feeling better?"
Chen Li stretched out his hand, smiled and touched the frost-covered face of the white bone spirit.
The white bone spirit didn't speak, just smiled.
"Brother Monkey, there's another one running over there, do you want to chase it?"
Suddenly, Zhu Bajie, who was lying on the back of the little white dragon watching the play, stretched out his hand and pointed to the jungle in front of him.
"Forget it, keep going."
Chen Li shook his head, put away Fang Tian's halberd, and returned to the little white dragon's back with the white bone spirit, and the group continued to go west.
When evening was approaching, they had reached the foot of the forest, and at the foot of the hill there was a mud house, and the smoke of the cooking was rising.
"Little White Dragon, I'll go there tonight for the night, and I'll go tomorrow." Chen Li stretched out his hand and pointed to the earthen house and said.
"Good Ratcha."
The little white dragon agreed, and then walked quickly to the front of the house.
It's still the old rules, and the little monk who looks like him goes up and knocks on the door, and what comes out is an old man who is almost old, with gray hair and a rickety body.
After the old man opened the door, he accidentally caught a glimpse of the little white dragon and his party, and he was so frightened that he was about to close the door with his backhand.
The little monk hurriedly grabbed him, explained to him in a good voice, and then reported his origin.
When the old man heard this, he hesitated, asked the little monk to wait for a while, and then entered the room by himself.
After a while, the old lady who depended on each other also came out, this old lady was probably a Buddhist believer, and after learning that they were high-ranking monks from the East, she hurriedly and politely invited them into the house.
The old man and the old lady were kind and made a big pot of rice for them, although there were no good dishes, but it was enough to show their hearts.
After eating, the old lady led them to the guest room, where the bed and quilt were already made.
"Elders, my family is not rich, I don't have that good room, you can stay here tonight, and there is another house, my son sleeps, if you don't dislike it, you can go to sleep on the other side."
"Oh? And what about the house? I'll go, I'll go. ”
Zhu Bajie sleeps and occupies a place, and this room seems too crowded, so he can't wait to go to another room.
Chen Li glared at him and said, "The old man has said that it is her son's house, you go to sleep, and you have to make it dirty?" ”
When the old lady heard this, she hurriedly waved her hand and said, "Elder, my son is idle and makes trouble outside, and he hasn't come back for a long time, so you can sleep with him for one night and get in the way." ”
(End of chapter)