Internationally, the super math skills of Chinese students are almost a household name, and complaints about the "non-human" English in textbooks can often be heard.

In the eyes of Chinese people, it is the topic of the college entrance examination, but in the eyes of foreign scholars, the difficulty has become perverted, and they think that only those who study related majors should learn these. The topics of junior high school to junior high school and elementary school to junior high school are also perverted. For example, the story of Xiao Ming, who is very busy in various elementary school question banks, is very revealing.

On the other hand, it is also scary to get a driver's license in Huaxia. The difficulty is directly catching up with the college entrance examination.

In the United States, the content of the driving test mainly includes left turning, road driving, parallel parking, beware of pedestrians, roadside parking, reverse driving, etc.

In Huaxia, there is only one chance for each item, and you have to keep an eye on the distance and can't stop halfway, and the crooked nuts are stunned when they are open.

Coupled with the sky-high bride price money for getting married in China, the crooked nuts of good things have summed up the three major challenges in life.

Foreigners recognize the three major challenges of life:

College Entrance Examination in China;

driving test in China;

Getting married in China.

A real warrior dares to face the bleak life and dare to face the dripping blood. Guan Gu has experienced the first two of these three challenges and knows how perverted they are. But he still wanted to try the third one.

I was supposed to go to high school again in Japan, be admitted to the art department of Waseda University, mix in the Japanese manga industry for a few more years, and then go to China to live in a love apartment. It just so happens that he can successfully avoid the danger of the college entrance examination in China, but Guan Gu can't wait, he is going to China now. He needed to be by Tang Youyou's side as soon as possible.

The things caused by Japan have basically been dealt with, and he can't help but think of the love apartment and the girl Tang Youyou. When he watched TV series in his last life, he felt that "Guan Gu Magic" owed Tang Youyou a wedding. Now it's time to make it back.

Well, the real situation is that the two girls, Naru Saki and Izumi Akasawa, are going to a high school with whom to go to high school in order to make a choice for Sekiya (going to high school is actually secondary. I understand it. ), fell into the embarrassment that Teacher Zeng was sandwiched between Yifei and Nuo Lan back then, and hesitated again.

Guan Gujun, who was unwilling to make a choice, avoided this embarrassment with a very high-sounding reason: "Arnold, I am the eldest grandson of the Guan Gu family, and the descendant of Guan Gu cuisine. In order to carry forward the Sekiya cuisine, we will go one step further! I decided to go to Huaxia in high school. And learn Chinese cuisine from the best chefs in China. Learn from the strengths of others and improve the 6 Sekiya cuisine. So forgive me for not being able to go to high school in Tokyo with you. ”

"How so. No, is it okay for Guan Gu-kun to go to high school with me in the local area of Yejianshan? In the future, I will definitely make you a bento every day, and I will never let you work hard again. Seeing that Qi Ming said, he didn't forget to take out a piece of exquisite Su's dim sum from Guan Gu's oversized bento box and put it in his mouth. This dim sum called Almond Snow Clam Crisp is so delicious! The special yakisoba sandwiches at the school commissary can't be compared.

"Don't say that. After all, Yejian Mountain is just a small place in the countryside, and not everyone's dreams can be realized here. Kazami, the boys' class leader, said, "Tokyo is different. I wanted to go to high school in Tokyo. Sekiya: You might as well consider going to Tokyo. The cuisine of the Japanese food gods is still worth learning. There's no need to go to China, it's too far. ”

Wang Xiaoming: "Feng saw that you were too layman. What are the twin gods of Japanese food? How can it be compared to our Chinese cuisine. Take this rose square cake made by Sekiya as an example, do you know how many processes it takes to make such a soft and delicious and floral dim sum? How do seaweed vinegar soaking rice (sushi) and fried vegetables and prawns in somen batter compare with our Chinese cuisine? ”

"But Sekiya is Japanese! Xiao Ming, you see that you miss Chinese food so much, why didn't you go to China to study in high school like Guan Gu? Whew. The envoy Naoya Kawahara asked in a vague tone as he feasted on it.

Wang Xiaoming's face turned red instantly, and the scene of the magical luncheon in Guan Gu, which had a harmonious atmosphere, fell into embarrassment for a while.

"Wouldn't it? Are you circumventing the Huaxia college entrance examination? You're Wang Xiaoming! That Xiao Ming, who is very famous in the textbooks of Chinese primary and secondary schools! ”

"What! I came to Neon because the tarot divination said I could find my true love in Neon. Wang Xiaoming didn't pay attention and said that he leaked his mouth.

"Poofha, tarot card divination" Several people present laughed, "Wang Xiaoming, we always thought you were a little Taoist, why do you still play tarot cards?" What does the divination say your true love is called? ”

"Why can't Taoist priests do divination? I like to play tarot cards, can't I? "Wang Xiaoming grabbed Bai Dao," the divination said that her name was Kinomoto Sakura. But I haven't met her until now. ”

Guan Gu only felt that his world view was shattered, and it turned out that there was a plot of the magic card girl Sakura around him. Wang Xiaoming, who originally thought that he was just a duplicate name and liked Taoist culture, was really the Li Xiaowolf: "Xiao Ming, how did you come up with the idea of choosing to study elementary school and junior high school in Yejian Mountain instead of going to Tokyo?" ”

"When I first left home, I heard the rumors of Yamiyama, and I was going to crack the curse of Yejianshan after school. As a result, there has been nothing to discover in the six years of elementary school and two years of junior high school. As soon as the first semester of the third year of junior high school began, rumors came out that the curse had been completely broken. You've heard, right? ”

All right. Wang Xiaoming, who rescued the people of the island country from the sea of suffering, you probably have completely missed your first love. If you don't start cultivating in Neon, the probability of retaining your first love in the third year of junior high school is really small. After all, Sakura Kinomoto is such a cute girl......

"I know, I know! The night saw that the mountains were all spreading. A week into the start of the new school year in the third year of junior high school, someone made an anonymous phone call to say that a human bone altar had been found in an abandoned bomb shelter. The police who received the information and went to check found a large number of bones there, all of whom had died decades due to the curse of Yami Shanbei Middle School, and the original cemetery was buried with wood ashes. At that time, they were organized to be reburied. It is not known who stole the bones from the crematorium. Aya Ayano said mysteriously, ignoring the constricted erector muscles of the people around her, and told this story as a ghost story, "It is said that the bomb shelter is directly below the Mizaki house. Do you know anything about Misaki? For example, who is the mysterious person who called? ”

The "mysterious man" Sekiya Magic gave Minaki a look a little cramped, and shook his head at the convenient and obedient manner, saying that he didn't know.

Sekiya hurriedly interjected: "Where will Mizaki know anything?" That bomb shelter has been in place for so many years, and the police can't find it without checking the files, let alone Mizaki. Besides, isn't Kazami's house also directly above the bomb shelter? "The hard work of Guan Gu hypnotized the police who went to the air-raid shelter to check, otherwise the elevator from the air-raid shelter to the Saki house would not be clear at all. Now the bomb shelter is safe, except for the seal of the entrance to the elevator.

"Why did it get to me again? Guan Gu, you are a non-existent person in this session, should I learn from our countermeasures committee and ignore you, lest the curse happen. Kazami said half-jokingly.

"Isn't the curse lifted? And today is the last day of our third year of junior high school, do we need this? You say yes, Izumi-chan! Sekiya didn't respond seriously, and finally turned his head to Izumi Akasawa.

"Humph!" Our cold, arrogant, and very conscientious and responsible countermeasures committee members still ignored Guan Gu and turned their heads sideways to pack up their things......

Guan Gu's magical and serious junior high school era of eight hundred came to an end.

Carrying a large bag and a small bag, riding a bicycle just out of the school gate, Sekiya was stopped by Izumi Akasawa and knew that she had something to say without asking.

"What's the matter, Izumi-chan. You don't need Naoki to send you a letter this time? ”

"The semester is over. We're safe. Although I heard that the curse was over, I still didn't talk to Guan Gujun because of my duties. You can't blame me, do you? ”

"How could it be! It's one of Izumi-chan's biggest cuteness. How can I blame you? ”

Izumi sauce, her face suddenly turned red to her neck: "Are you really going to Huaxia?" Got your visa ready? ”

"Well, that's my dream. The visa matter, because I asked a brother with great powers, has already been done. Tomorrow's plane, you have to go over and settle everything first. ”

"I see. So when will you be back? ”

"The Chinese food culture is broad and profound, even if it is me, it will probably be about 30 years old to achieve success."

"Then you wait in China, I will go to study in China to find you after graduating from high school."

What else can be said? The beauty is kind, and it is the most uncomfortable, Guan Gu can only have a pure hug with Izumi Mi-chan without a trace of distraction, as a farewell: "If you can, don't come to the airport to see me off tomorrow." ”

Where Sekiya had his back to him, he saw that Naru Saki was poking his head out of the corner of the intersection. She gestured to the smug Izumi with a smug face, which roughly said, "Don't be too complacent, I'll go too!" ”

……

Day 2, Yokohama International Airport. With such a positive reason as studying cooking skills, he persuaded the Sekiya family to hand over his luggage and prepare for boarding.

It is different from those civil flights where delays are the norm for ordinary tourists. Guan Gu walked calmly on the VIP aisle, and boarded a Gulfstream G550 private airliner very smoothly. The plane quickly took off.

Reminded by the beautiful, intellectual, and enthusiastic flight attendants, Sekiya knew that he could turn on the phone and make a call. Sekiya took out his powerful Nokia and broadcast a number.

"Moxie Moxi, Lianni-chan (Brother Lian). I'm already on the plane. Everything went smoothly and thank you so much this time. ”

"You're welcome? I have nine of these planes at home, which is nothing. You are the younger brother of the dragon, that is, our younger brother. Take care of you as it should be. According to what you said about the high school in Shanghai, the visa and admission procedures have been completed for you, and the place where you live is near the school, Aisen Apartment 3602. ”

"That's great. What is the name of high school? ”

"Shanghai Shilan High School. How about it, do you have to arrange someone to pick you up when you get to the place? ”

excuse me！ Are you kidding？！ Private Shilan High School? This world is good or not with a Tyrannosaurus rex, the kind that destroys the world, but it's not a little monster like Godzilla.

Guan Gu's whole person was not good, but he still said politely: "Don't bother." I have friends who come to pick me up. After the matter is arranged, I will visit you in Guilin. "With the pomp and circumstance of Taoism relative to the "Demon Gate" in China, after Daolian arranges for someone to pick up the airport, the relevant departments in China will definitely focus on taking care of Guan Gu, so forget it.

"Don't be so polite. Is the friend a man or a woman? Girls, right? Isn't that cute? ”

Hey, are you really that upright sullen man Daolian? Why is it so gossipy.

"Hey, Brother Lian has good eyesight. It's a girl, but I don't know if it's cute. First official meeting. ”

It's a girl again......