Chapter 402: He's a Madman and a Fool

For mortal mortals, the Heavenly Court is probably the highest place.

It may be to fulfill the saying that there are people outside the human world and there is heaven outside the sky, so for the heavenly court, in fact, the sky is still very high.

But the heaven above the heavenly court, compared with the heaven above the mortal world, is much more honest and kind, because it does not blow wind and snow, and does not come with thunderstorms, and it is quiet on weekdays, like a salted fish that does not want to turn over and does not want to move.

As a god, it's really disengaged.

But there are accidents in everything, and it is estimated that Heavenly Court is so noisy today that it loses its temper.

In the Lingxiao Palace, a grand wedding banquet that was carefully arranged finally became a mess because of Chen Li's arrival.

The barefoot immortal who kicked Chen Li's feet did not get the rescue of his master in the end, and was smashed in the head by Chen Li, who was bound to repay him.

And his cultivation that was charged to the boundary line also allowed him to break through smoothly because of the five thousand experience points contributed by the barefoot immortal.

It's a pity that this breakthrough is not a good thing, it is a nightmare.

Not only his nightmare, but also the nightmare of the whole heavenly court.

The full house of guests who could still look at him calmly and calmly with a pair of mocking eyes earlier, after the appearance of that brilliant heavenly might, all their calmness turned into panic, and the elixir jade dew peach fairy fruit on the table was no longer too late to chew and swallow slowly.

It's a pity that they are all good things that can't be asked for thousands of years.

"You just said that I can make trouble outside, and there is no room for wild here, because it will disturb your feast, right?"

In the end, Chen Li, who chose to use the Heavenly Tribulation, was different from those big people who looked terrified, his face was full of relieved smiles, but his smile had a thick mockery in the eyes of the Eastern Chong'en Holy Emperor.

"You're crazy!" He gritted his teeth and spat out those three words.

Chen Li grinned at him, "Maybe." After speaking, he paused, then stretched out his hand and pointed to the seat of the Chong'en Holy Emperor, and said, "I want to sit on you, please get up." ”

"You're bold!" Chong'en Saint Emperor's chest rose and fell.

Chen Li tilted his head and looked at him, hesitated for a while, and then said word by word: "I'm just bold, are you not convinced?" Get out of here! ”

"You!"

"I said fuck off!"

Chen Li's face turned cold.

The Holy Emperor Chong'en was so angry that his chest continued to rise and fall, and the green tendons on his forehead appeared.

I think that he, as an emperor, can be on an equal footing with Ziwei the Emperor, Emperor Tiandi, Zhenyuanzi Donglai Buddha, but at this moment, he was scolded by a monkey who was as humble as an ant......

He was so angry in his heart!

But he didn't dare and couldn't make a move on that monkey now, because the higher he reached the realm, the more he would understand how terrifying the real Heavenly Tribulation was, not to mention that this was the second ......

Since the end of antiquity, there have been two catastrophes.

There was only one one that caused the two catastrophes.

It just so happened that this one was walking towards his seat step by step, and he could only step back step by step with a blushing face, his face full of grievance and anger.

Chen Li looked at his aggrieved face that wanted to slap himself to death but didn't dare to do anything, and couldn't help but laugh out loud with great pleasure.

"Are you scared......" He looked at the Holy Emperor Chong'en, laughed and mocked, and then looked at the rest of the people, Emperor Ziwei, Emperor Tiandi, Donglai Buddha, Zhen Yuanzi.

Everyone is backing up.

"You're all scared."

He grinned.

Finally, he looked at the Jade Emperor whose face was extremely gloomy, and said, "Let her go, this beautiful and magnificent Heavenly Palace, I will leave it for you." ”

The Jade Emperor was silent, and all the gloom and anger withdrew into his deep eyes.

"Time is running out."

Chen Liwen smiled and stretched out his finger to the sky.

The Jade Emperor glanced at him expressionlessly, and finally turned around to look at Chang'e, who was crying with pear blossoms and rain, and with a wave of his hand, all the prohibitions on her body were lifted.

This impression to outsiders is that she is always a woman as cold as a snow lotus in the Tianshan Mountains, in front of the public, in the eyes of all the immortals, wearing that festive red phoenix robe, and threw herself into the arms of a monkey without hesitation.

She cried so loudly that her voice was hoarse.

"What are you here to do? I've only met you once, why are you so stupid to save someone who has nothing to do with you? ”

"I am Hou Yi's wife, I have never had anything to do with you, I don't need your fake mercy."

"You get out, it's my business to marry the Jade Emperor, what do you have to do with it, you get out!"

The woman in the big red phoenix robe kept patting the monkey's chest with those hands made by the Heavenly Father. The beautiful face that made the world, whether human or immortal, sigh from the bottom of their hearts, was blurred by the tears of the river bursting at this moment.

The eyes with a splash on the misty eyelashes were filled with sadness.

Chen Li ignored her patting, stretched out his hand to touch her face, helped her gently wipe the tears that couldn't be stopped, and said with a smile: "The stupid person is you, the first time we met, I handed over the Houyi bow to a monkey who was ignorant of life, you say, how can there be such a loser in the world?" ”

"Also, although marrying the Jade Emperor is your business, I'm usually the most domineering and unreasonable, so ah, even if we don't have much to do with each other, I like to be nosy, what's wrong with you?"

Chang'e can't do anything, she can only cry out all the tears of these thousands of years.

Fortunately, Yutu is not here, otherwise she would not have to cry when she looks like this? Then won't you die of noise then?

Chen Li smiled dumbly, raised his head, and looked at the black clouds that were almost within reach.

At the same time, the Jade Emperor, whose eyes were so deep that it was terrifying, finally spoke.

"Time is running out, you'd better keep your word, otherwise you should know that you will definitely not be alone in the burial with this heavenly palace."

Chen Li nodded, snapped his fingers habitually, and then pulled Chang'e and drove the clouds out of the Lingxiao Hall and came to the South Heavenly Gate.

Nantianmen has become a mountain of corpses and a sea of blood, and hundreds of thousands of heavenly soldiers and generals have piled up in the void, becoming rivers of blood flowing and flowing, and I don't know which area of the world it will fall to.

Nezha, scarred, sat in the void with his back against the spear.

Sun Wukong, who was already stained with blood, held the bright red golden hoop stick and staggered.

Except for the two of them, there is no one alive here.

When they felt the glorious heavenly power from far and near, they all stood up with their tired bodies.

Chen Li, who was holding Chang'e, grinned at the two of them.

"Heavenly Court doesn't plan to go back alive, Niu!"

Nezha smiled and held out a thumbs up.

Sun Wukong also grinned: "It's quite good, it's much more fierce than my old grandson back then." ”

Chen Li smiled, and after feeling a rumbling sound that hit his heart above his head, he regained his normal color and said to Sun Wukong: "Brother Monkey, I will trouble you for one last thing." ”

"Say."

Chen Li pushed Chang'e out, "Take her away, the farther away the better." ”

Chang'e cried: "I'm not leaving! ”

"You have to go." Chen Li looked into her eyes, "If you don't leave, didn't I come for nothing?" Brother Monkey and Nezha's injuries were not in vain? ”

His eyes were very sincere, but Chang'e didn't appreciate it, she just hugged him and cried: "Since you dare to save me at the risk of your life, I dare to be with you regardless of my life, live together, die together!" ”

Chen Li was silent.

After a long time, he rubbed Chang'e's head and smiled: "How old have you lived, and you are still like a little girl, stupid or not?" Come, take them. ”

As he spoke, Chen Li took out the Houyi bow and two sun-shooting arrows.

Chang'e wiped the tears from her face and took a step back, "I don't want it!" ”

Seeing this, Chen Li glared angrily and said, "If you don't want it, you have to ask for it." ”

Saying that, this guy, who has always been domineering towards women, spit out the word 'Ding' in his mouth, and Chang'e fixed it there on the spot.

I can't say it, I can't move it, it's just those beautiful eyes, and the river bursts.

"Brother Monkey, I'm sorry for you."

Chen Li handed the Houyi bow to Sun Wukong's hand, and then pushed Chang'e over as well.

Then, he stepped into the void and left the Heavenly Court.

(End of chapter)