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The so-called wedding banquet generally includes the following contents: speeches by the newlyweds and their parents, congratulations from the guests, some noisy activities in line with local customs, plus traditional ceremonies such as handing over a glass of wine, in which the newlyweds have to toast table by table, and some of the guests who have singing talent or like to join in the fun or are thick-skinned enough can go on stage to present a song - of course, it is best not to sing songs such as "Bitter Cauliflower" and "Meng Jiangnu".

Because of the full preparation, the wedding banquet went smoothly, just like Cheng Peng's design in advance, some famous villains who like to make trouble with wine and play some vulgar jokes are all in poor condition today, and they will be dizzy after three glasses of wine, and they will fall asleep one or two, no matter how they call it, they can't wake up, and naturally it is impossible to cause trouble to everyone.

However, Cheng Peng still had a slight miscalculation - he didn't expect these drunks to snore like thunder after falling asleep.

Fortunately, now that science and technology are prosperous, black technology is even more powerful to the point of murder, so Cheng Peng found the lobby manager of the hotel, and after a little discussion, the other party opened a soundproof box, moved a group of drunks into it one by one, and turned on the heating to the maximum, so that they could sleep on the warm artificial "wool" carpet, and a caring waiter kindly covered them with a blanket, thinking that they would not catch a cold.

After the wedding, they can still sleep until they wake up, and then they can take the flying car home - the flying car has an autopilot system, as long as everyone moves them into the car, the flying car will send them all home, and then the electronic butler will take care of the rest. Adventure 22

Well, it's that simple.

After these unstable factors are resolved, the whole wedding banquet is very peaceful, everything is very proper, lively but solemn, enough to make a couple as a good memory worthy of being engraved in the heart forever.

From 6:48 to 8:58, the whole wedding banquet lasted more than two hours, during which the newlyweds changed their clothes three times, these clothes are guaranteed by Lina patting her chest, the materials are high-end, and the design is a master's hand, in the past, only those wealthy families such as the British royal family or the top of the Forbes list can afford to use it, whenever Wang Hu and Lin Lian appeared in new clothes, they caused the guests to marvel and cheer, which made Lena excited, worked very hard to raise her slightly barren chest as high as possible, so that Du Sanmiao next to her even worried about whether her friend would become a chicken breast because of over-breastedness......

In terms of singing, there are quite a few talents among the guests, many old-timers have a bright golden voice, although the songs they sing are more traditional and do not belong to the kind that young people like to see, but at least they are full of momentum; And among the young people, there are more "colorful" voices, and Winder still carries the guitar and sings several songs to himself - although he is surrounded by many fans who are almost red in their eyes, this wanderer is still chic and free, and has not been affected at all. Whenever he needs to accompany him to drink or sing, he only needs a few words to get out of the warbler and swallow, accompany the newlyweds out to toast or carry the microphone on stage to sing a song, and then go back in cheers...... Such a long-sleeved and good dancing method is really the envy of a group of magicians or magic apprentices.

While Cheng Peng was presiding, he saw Li Wei gather Zhang Channian and others together and whispered, not knowing what to mutter.

"What are you talking about? It looks like he's in high spirits......" His intuition told him that the activities led by Levi were probably not good.

"It's nothing, it's just a meeting of the FFF regiment." Li Wei smiled loyally, looking harmless to humans and animals, "By the way, Brother Peng, you don't have a girlfriend, do you?" ”

"I'd love to have ......"

"Is that not yet?"

"That's right......"

“ok！ Then I declare that on behalf of the 30 million single male "sex" in China, I will recruit you as a reserve member of the glorious FFF regiment! Li Wei laughed, looking very proud, "With Brother Peng, you have joined in, and the combat power of a thousand people is top!" ”

"Yes! In this way, the realization of the battle plan is already a sure thing! ”

"Great, my big FFF regiment! This time, we must burn the heretic at the stake until it is eight minutes ripe! ”

Cheng Peng looked at this group of guys who suddenly became impassioned for some reason, and was silent for two seconds, and finally found information about the FFF group from the depths of his mind, so his brows furrowed.

"Is there another name for the FFF group you are talking about called the 'Heresy Inquisition'?"

Li Wei nodded again and again, and seemed to be very emotional: "It turns out that Brother Peng, you are not like the legendary non-otaku!" Even the FFF regiment knows about it. ”

"I see, please wait a moment." Cheng Peng left noncommittally, turned around and went to the table where Shi Tianpeng was.

Shi Tianpeng, who used to be a Shaolin warrior monk, but left the martial arts world because of philosophical problems, and now he has started to return to martial arts again, sat in the corner of the venue with seven or eight friends, the dishes on these people's tables are quite different from others, much lighter, and there is no wine at all - for martial artists who are constantly pursuing a higher realm, food and wine are unnecessary enjoyment, which will kill the fighting spirit in their hearts, they just need to enjoy the joyful atmosphere at the moment.

Yes, all those at this table are those real martial artists, many of them have opened a hall to accept apprentices, and there are quite a few disciples under the sect who can fight - for example, Liu Yefei is the apprentice of the fifty-year-old uncle sitting next to Shi Tianpeng. Adventure 22

It's really wonderful, although Tiger Dad is just a powerless literati, but because he helped sort out a book of martial arts anecdotes, he met several martial arts masters, and has maintained contacts for so many years, this time his son got married, even if those teachers did not come, they often sent their protégés or children as representatives, these people are often not old, and young people do not have much common language, and it is not appropriate to arrange anywhere, but in the end, it is Shi Tianpeng, who is also a martial arts person, came forward to accompany, Only then did the embarrassing situation be avoided.

Cheng Peng found Shi Tianpeng and told Li Wei and others about their movements, Shi Tianpeng was slightly stunned and asked, "FFF group?" Inquisition of Heresy? I've heard of heretical interrogation, it seems to be a notorious activity of the Roman Catholic Holy See, but hasn't this stopped for many years? ”

Cheng Peng smiled and explained to him in detail: The so-called FFF group was originally from Japanese animation works, and he didn't know exactly where it came from, but he only knew that the "color" of this organization was to oppose and destroy all male and female interactions, and even sanction those who have girlfriends. When they are active, they wear robes similar to those of cultists, and even their faces are covered, and their favorite method is burning at the stake, and their favorite tool is a sickle......

"It's a joke, right? In reality, if there is such a crazy cult, there is no reason why I don't know. A young martial artist who looked very capable said, "I'm also a special police officer......

This martial artist's name is Lin Shenhe, which is a more peculiar kind in the martial arts, according to the traditional saying that he is called Six Doors, to put it bluntly, he is a police person - of course, he is better known for the funny title of "Never Shot Lin Shenhe" in "The Great Adventure" - if he doesn't even know, the existence of this FFF group is very questionable.

"It's said to be a funny organization, but it seems that they are not drunk lightly today, and I am worried that they will use the strength of alcohol to make trouble."

"So you want us to help keep an eye on them and not let them make trouble, right?" Shi Tianpeng realized at this time, and couldn't help laughing, "These young people are also interesting...... What do you see? ”

"Idle is idle."

"Well, just to understand what young people are thinking nowadays."

"Lao Wang is such a son, it's okay to make a fuss at the wedding, it's really unlucky to make too much trouble."

So Levi's fate was decided......

Because this last hidden danger was successfully eliminated, the whole wedding banquet went smoothly.

At 8:58, Cheng Peng, as the emcee, finished the last line on the entire script.

"We all know that '** is short', this night belongs to a couple of newcomers, when the cave room spends candle nights and the title of the gold list, the greatest joy in life is this. Now let's give them back the time, extend our heartfelt blessings with the warmest applause, and send them off into the cave and embark on a new journey in life! ”

"I declare that this is the end of the dinner, thank you all for your presence and blessings!"

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