Chapter 132: Please, God

To become a generation of advanced mages in the "Maoshan Technique", although the effort spent is not as vast as the construction of the pyramids in Egypt and the completion of the project, it is also "not like the warlocks in the rivers and lakes" who said that "ten years of cold windows and hard cultivation" can "learn without a teacher".

In addition to formally worshipping as a disciple under the Maoshan Zhengdao Sect and following the master to learn Maoshan techniques, the master will also spare no effort to open, train and establish the personality of the apprentices, the bright and upright side of their character, so that the compassion and character in their hearts can be more broad, and at the same time, the "Maoshan technique" can be entered into the hall; In such a step-by-step manner, you can have the opportunity to become a skilled mage, and you can truly become a "Maoshan Taoist" who slays demons, supports justice, and maintains the order of the yin and yang worlds.

Finally, Mr. Liu Ke said with some warning:

In today's chaotic society, there are still many "Jianghu warlocks" with evil intentions, pretending to be "Maoshan magic", playing the trick of claiming to be a sophisticated magician, "both cheating money" and "cheating sex", making people think that "Maoshan magic" is evil art, but in fact it is a mouse feces and a pot of porridge. ”

However, the more we listened, the more disappointed we became.

What is this?

Teacher Liu Ke said a lot, "Bang, bang, let's go", we haven't even seen Mao'er of Maoshan Technique.

The fat man was sleepy-eyed, and he almost fell asleep again.

And I feel that none of what Mr. Liu Ke said is useful, it is all nonsense.

Nonsense!

Fake, big, empty!

Teacher Liu Ke's words mean nothing more than that in order to become a real "Maoshan Taoist", you must go through "long training" and "character teaching" under the apprenticeship in order to truly "have high skills" and become a "decent Maoshan Taoist".

But the key is that none of the seven of us became students of Maoshan College after layers of screening, and I don't know how we were inexplicably selected as Maoshan Taoists.

Speaking of character, others don't need to say it, but the rich second generation like Yin Mo and Wang Zhihe, who look down on the poor, don't have basic qualities, I really doubt that they will be willing to dedicate themselves for the sake of the world.

The only reliable thing is to apprentice, worship under the door of the head of Maoshan Zhengdao, and he can be regarded as a legitimate disciple of Maoshan.

But it's useless to say this, we have opened the light and entered the Tao, and we have become Maoshan Taoists.

It's like when raw rice is cooked and you tell us which rice we can't cook and which we can't eat.

Now let's not listen to this, we have to learn Maoshan technique.

We waited a long time, and finally, the exciting time arrived.

Teacher Liu Ke began to take his backpack.

We all know what is in his backpack, and it is full of tools for cultivating Maoshan Technique.

It's finally begun.

We were all looking forward to it, and Mr. Liu Ke took out yellow paper charms, cinnabar, ink fountains or something from it, but once again disappointed us, Mr. Liu Ke did not unzip his backpack, but squinted his eyes and asked us in a low voice:

"I've taken great pains to say so much, do you know what the Maoshan technique is?"

Speechless, I swear, if you weren't our teacher, I would really want to go up and beat you up.

Hanging people have an appetite!

The fat man yawned and said dissatisfiedly:

"Maoshan technique, isn't it just ghost hunting, what is there to say."

Teacher Liu Ke listened to the fat man's answer, and immediately became angry, slapped the lectern fiercely, and scolded the fat man:

"Bao Renzhi, you are bold, don't talk nonsense, you are disrespectful to the ancestors and the gods."

I'll go, how does this high hat have anything to do with the ancestors and gods.

But Teacher Liu Ke immediately walked to the door of the ghost school, knelt down to the outside, kowtowed respectfully, and read:

"Don't blame those who don't know, Bao Renzhi is unintentional, and I hope that the ancestor and the gods will not be surprised, don't blame."

A few of us were dumbfounded.

As you all know, the most important feature of a scientist's style of work is that he is rigorous and never cheats.

Then the scene in front of you is real.

That is, the fat man's words really collided with the ancestor and the gods who don't know what god they are.

If it had been before, I would never have believed that the legendary god was so close to me.

But since Master Zu appeared at the welcome party, I believe it, I believe it thoroughly.

Just when I was thinking about whether to go over and kneel down and kowtow to Master Zu, Mr. Liu Ke walked back onto the podium and said in a straight voice:

"Maoshan technique, in layman's terms, is a very simple spell:

Please, God!

To put it bluntly, it is to enslave the ghosts and gods, ask these gods to possess them, and use invisible power to accomplish tangible things.

And according to the different gods, the level of Maoshan is divided into three Mao:

Upper, middle, and bottom.

Shangmao is to invite the immortals (gods), that is, the heavenly soldiers, the heavenly generals, and the gods.

Zhongmao is to invite the ancestors and uncles of Maoshan who have passed away.

Under the mao is to invite ghosts or spirits (ghosts), including Yin soldiers and Yin generals.

Of course, there are two most important gods, one is our ancestor Tao Hongjing, although the ancestor passed away, but the grandfather's magic power is boundless, and the residual power left by the ancestor has been protecting every Maoshan Taoist, always helping us in times of crisis.

The other is the supreme god of our Maoshan righteous path - Taishang Laojun.

When we watched Journey to the West when we were children, we often had a wrong impression that Taishang Laojun was under the Jade Emperor and was a courtier of the Jade Emperor, but this is not the case.

Taishang Laojun is the supreme god, not only is he not a courtier of the Jade Emperor, but his status is much higher than that of the Jade Emperor.

In the Heavenly Realm, Taishang Laojun was in the thirty-third layer of heaven, and even the Jade Emperor had to be in awe.

Therefore, the final conclusion of the spell of our Maoshan technique is "Taishang Laojun, anxious as a law", in fact, it is to ask Taishang Laojun to drive the god to possess the body,

And to invite God, you must open the light, is the Taoist priest of Maoshan who has entered the Tao, not everyone wants to invite down, it requires complicated procedures, and special utensils need to be used, such as yellow paper charms, incense candles, cinnabar, chicken blood, etc., and these things are also treasures to ward off evil spirits. So I would like to ask you, do you know anything else that can ward off evil spirits? ”

Ward off evil?

I know this, there are many zombie films in Lin Zhengying:

"Peachwood sword, black dog blood! Ink fountain. ”

Teacher Liu Ke took out a peachwood sword, a bottle of black dog blood, and an ink fountain from his backpack.

"Black donkey hooves." Wen Jie added.

Teacher Liu Ke took out another air-dried black donkey's hoof.

"Garlic." Yang Bin also said.

Teacher Liu Ke then took out a bunch of garlic.

"Door God, Taishan Stone, Buddha Beads, Jade Pendant." Xiaobai also said a few.

Teacher Liu Ke took them out one by one.

"Boy pee." The fat man called out one with a wicked smile, turned around, and said to me with a smile:

"I'll see if there is any child urine in Mr. Liu Ke's bag, if he doesn't, I'll give him a pot of urine."

Teacher Liu Ke smiled, and really took out a syringe from his backpack, which was full of yellow liquid.

"I'll go, Mr. Liu, where did you get this?"

Teacher Liu Ke said confidently:

"You don't have to worry about how you got it, anyway, as long as you can tell it, I have everything in this bag."

Fat people don't believe in evil:

"Teacher Liu, you can't say it so absolutely, if I say one, if you have one, I will admire it so much."

"Oh, is it? It's not that I boast about it, let it go, as long as it's something to ward off evil spirits, there's nothing I can't take out of this bag. ”

The fat man laughed and said loudly:

"Woman's panties ......"

(End of chapter)