Although Xiao Jian is a young man with a slightly withdrawn and obedient personality in reality, although in reality he is very unhappy, and he has to change jobs from time to time for various reasons, so he can only stay at the bottom of any factory.

But on the Internet, he is a well-known keyboard warrior!

As a compassionate keyboard warrior, whenever there is a natural disaster in a place, Xiao Jian will incarnate as a keyboard warrior to remind those public figures: "It's time to donate money!" Look at how much everyone has donated! Hurry up, too! The movie earned 50 billion, it's not too much to take out 100 million, right?! And this one here, even if you don't donate money, it's good for you to send a scarf to mourn?! Huh? This is Sui Yu's scarf? When I didn't say! ”

As for asking Xiaojian to donate money?

The answer, of course, is that there is no money!

Of course, it's all society's fault! If it weren't for the society that put Xiaojian at the bottom of the society, and didn't arrange a job for Xiaojian to get money without doing things, he wouldn't have run out of money to donate!

At the same time, Xiaojian is also very concerned about the sports career of Huaguo, and when the athletes of Huaguo win glory for the country, he will offer enthusiastic praise: "Can you still pursue a little?" Satisfied with being the first? Can't you change the flower sun for the first place every year?! Why not break the world record?! Why don't you let the family get some suspense?! ”

And when Hua Guo'er loses the game, he will also gently offer his blessings: "Trash! It's all spicy chicken! If you look at the World Series of "Supreme Honor", before the halfway point of the competition, Huaguo's Tianling team has been killing the game in advance and has become the world champion! What? Is the Celestial Spirit Clan a team of the Celestial Spirit Empire? Just borrowing Huaguo's quota is not considered Huaguo's honor? What? The leader of the Heavenly Spirit Clans is Sui Yu?! Ahem, when I didn't say it! When I didn't say! ”

Of course, as a new generation of keyboard warriors with all-round development of morality, intelligence, physical fitness, art and labor, Xiaojian will also care about various current affairs news.

Whenever he heard that a girl had been attacked by hooligans at night, he would express his indignation with a keyboard: "Deserve it! Let you wear so little! Makes you look so wavey! Let you worship money! Let you like the rich and handsome! You can't look down on a poor dick like me! Unlucky, right? Ha ha! Deserve! ”

And when the news reported that the girl who was attacked by hooligans while walking at night was rescued by the sudden appearance of the conviction and murder god, the hooligan who attacked the girl fell to the ground on the spot.

After confirming the fact that the crime and killing the god was a subordinate of the Heavenly Spirit Empire this time, the keyboard warrior Xiao Jian decisively straightened his position and shouted loudly with the keyboard in his hand: "Is there any royal law?" Say kill and kill? Judge and kill God, who gave you the right to enforce the law?! This is Huaguo! Why are you meddling? Is it because you are rich and powerful?! ”

As for the girl who would have suffered misfortune if she hadn't judged the crime and killed the god, Xiao Jian, who has always decided her brain, said: "You deserve it!" Deserve! You deserve it! ”

Well, just like many keyboard warriors, when their shallow brains can't say anything that is in line with universal values and is not supported by generalized morality and righteousness, Xiao Jian, like many keyboard warriors, has entered the mode of splashing and rolling, and the posture of falling to the ground and rolling is vividly presented in front of the left and right people through the keyboard, inexplicably letting everyone suddenly see a child who is still in swaddling clothes......

Of course, as an excellent keyboard warrior who occupies the moral high ground on the Internet all year round, although the high place is a little cold, Xiaojian's heart is hot.

No, he's idle and fine, isn't this another way to express his patriotism on the Internet: "It's not patriotic to watch rice dramas!" It's not patriotic to buy Japanese goods! Worship Korean stars! It's all his M's unpatriotic! These people are all traitors and traitors! ”

Subsequently, in order to make his position clear, Xiao Jian, who had just made an impassioned speech on a certain famous forum, issued his cry full of a sense of justice in his scarf: "If there is a war in China, I am willing to join the army to fight to defend the motherland!" If you agree, please like! ”

Handsomely pressed enter, and a scarf with a few words was released successfully.

However, unlike the other scarves issued by Xiao Jian in the usual way, except for a few keyboard warrior comrades-in-arms who helped to like it, the replies are all about the "traitor", "traitor", "little pink" (the ghost knows how many "big hats" titles are omitted here) all kinds of ridicule and abuse, this time after Xiao Jian's scarf was issued, not only did the number of likes skyrocket and instantly exceeded 30,000, but at the same time, there were a lot of "good said" in the reply! "Good man! "This is a model for the new era!" Compliments like that.

Xiaojian was a little fluttery in an instant, and he couldn't find the north!

Ding dong!

The doorbell rang suddenly, and Xiao Jian finally woke up from the self-absorption full of pleasure, and when he looked at the time, he found that he had been hilarious for more than half an hour.

At the same time, he suddenly heard that there was still some noise outside at this time, and he didn't know what strange machines were on the roof of the building.

However, as a qualified keyboard warrior, in reality, Xiaojian is still very low-key in order to hide his identity.

Although he was irritable to death because of the sudden voice, he still forcibly calmed down the anger in his heart, gave up the opportunity to go upstairs to quarrel, and gave up all his strength to complain about the property - peace is precious in everything!

Then, hearing the increasingly urgent doorbell, Xiao Jian hurriedly ran to the door and asked vigilantly, "Who!" ”

Xiao Jianke, who knows the world from online news all day long, knows very well how dangerous the world is, and what if he opens the door rashly in case of robbery? What should I do if I encounter a trafficker? What should I do if I encounter a door-to-door service from a woman who sells Y?!

"Xiao Jian! I am the old Wang of the community street office, and I am also the neighbor next door to your house! Open the door, the community is sending warmth! ”

"It turned out to be the old king next door." Xiao Jian breathed a sigh of relief, when he was young, this old Wang lived next door to their house, and his relationship with his father has always been very good, and they can often be seen drinking together.

So Xiao Jian immediately let down his vigilance and opened the door, and then saw a circle of heavily loaded soldiers around Lao Wang, who was dripping in cold sweat outside the door......

"! What did I do? It's not so exaggerated to catch drug dealers, right?! Subconsciously complained, in the face of the two micro-punches aimed at his head, Xiao Jian's legs were weak and he collapsed directly to the ground, accompanied by a slightly pungent smell, a puddle of golden liquid gradually spread under the small fitness......

"Don't be afraid, we're here to grant you wishes!"

As soon as the picture turned, a military commissar-like soldier stood in front of Xiao Jian with his hands behind his back, and watched Xiao Jian who had taken a bath coldly, stiffly changing into a slightly wide military uniform.

"Wishes? What wish?! ”

To be honest, Xiao Jian's heart was broken at this time, although he was a keyboard warrior, and he didn't say much bad things about Huaguo on the Internet.

But he himself also understands that Hua Guo is actually becoming prosperous and powerful day by day, and he is not as "this pill" and "that pill" as their gang of keyboard warriors claim, and his strange words are actually not a fart in Hua Guo's eyes, normally speaking, as long as it is not malicious rumors, especially in some major matters, Hua Guo will not trouble him at all because of those remarks he made on the Internet.

However, the reality is really full of surprises!

Xiao Jian is now in an abnormal situation, and the army suddenly came to the door and said that he wanted to fulfill his wish!

And the most important thing is that Xiao Jian didn't figure out what wishes the other party came to meet him at this time - speaking of wishes, Xiao Jian, who is an ordinary keyboard warrior, naturally also has the ability to marry Bai Fumei and embark on the pinnacle of life, and by the way, he trampled on the guys who looked down on him in the past and stayed at home for nothing and could only gnaw on the old man, and wantonly humiliated him!

Of course, if you can't touch the keyboard, Xiaojian in reality naturally knows that his unreliable wishes are difficult to realize in reality.

That's why he had to ask the soldiers who broke into his rental house directly.

"That's what you want!" The commissar-like soldier casually opened the laptop he was carrying, and then opened Xiaojian's scarf interface.

Then this "political commissar" pointed to the scarf with 35,000+ likes: "If there is a war, I am willing to join the army and fight to defend the motherland!" If you agree, please like! Said to Xiao Jian: "Look, this is the wish!" We are here to invite you to join the Chinese People's Liberation Army! Even in order to meet your requirements, I specially mobilized all the soldiers of the entire group army to praise you! What do you think? Interesting, right?! ”

"What?!" Xiaojian was dumbfounded!

O conscience of heaven and earth! He really sent this scarf because the war was too far away and said it casually, just like those keyboard warriors who claimed that if they were the richest man in the world, they would scatter their wealth to support national construction, nothing more than thinking that joining the army and becoming the richest man in the world had nothing to do with him, so he deliberately said it to attract people's attention and by the way said that he stood on the moral high ground.

And Xiao Jian, let alone joining the army to fight, even if he is in military training, he can run away, where can he join the army?!

But......

In front of the black hole's slightly punching muzzle, Xiao Jian had no choice but to show a stiff smile and say to the "political commissar": "It turned out to be this!" I'm so happy! However, the parents at home may not agree......"

Before Xiao Jian's words could be finished, he was interrupted by the "political commissar", only to see that the polite officer took out his mobile phone and played a recording, listening to the voice, it happened to be Xiao Jian's father's voice: "What? My son is going to join the army to fight? Great! Pull him to war! Even if you block the gun's hole, you can do it! If you blow up the bunker, that kid is probably a little short! But, anyway, hurry up and get this unconscious guy away for me! I'm working every day to support him, but this guy takes this for granted! And all day long, I just know how to surf the Internet, and I don't know how to go home and look at me! If you don't say it, I'll forget that guy is my son, not me! Ah! What's so embarrassing about that? That's a lot of money! That's too much! If my son can contribute to the country, I will be satisfied! Yes, then I will be ashamed to receive this money, it just so happens that Xiaojian's tuba practice is wasted, and my wife and I plan to practice a trumpet! So Xiaojian, you can take it away casually, and let him contribute to the motherland to your heart's content! ”

So, after listening to this recording, Xiao Jian, who is a "tuba", was decisively dumbfounded.

"However, I hope to join the army when there is a war in my motherland!"

Xiao Jian, who felt that something was wrong, was struggling hard, of course, only in terms of words, and as for his body, he had obediently buttoned his clothes in front of the gun and put on his military uniform.

"War?" The "political commissar" smiled slightly and said to Xiao Jian: "That's right! Now it's actually a state of war! All of our soldiers, and indeed all of the world's soldiers, have thrown themselves into a battlefield that is vital to the survival of the entire planet! Even, the most tragic war has actually been fought for a long time, and even many of the names of my comrades-in-arms have been engraved on the monument! ”

"So, don't shirk it, I now officially appoint you as a soldier of the Sixth Division of the Seventeenth Group Army of Huaguo!" After speaking, the "commissar" waved his hand to several soldiers around him and gave an order: "Take it away!" ”

Then, Xiao Jian, whose eyes were glazed, was carried to the top floor by two soldiers, one left and one right, and boarded a gunship hovering in mid-air on the top floor!

"Wait! What are you looking for me for?! After getting on the helicopter, Xiao Jian, who had been dizzy all the time, remembered to ask what the other party wanted him to do.

Even the helicopter gunship has been brought here, and the other party is afraid that he will never take him to the barracks for a good time and a day trip because of the scarf he issued.

So at this time, after Xiao Jian regained his composure a little, he immediately asked the other party's true purpose.

"It's easy! Hope you can save the world! ”

The "political commissar" opened a video with a serious face, and in the video showed a large number of monsters of all kinds, large and small, fat and thin, humanoid and beast-like, in short, complete and varied.

Then Xiao Jian showed a face, "!" You're a snippet of that blockbuster? The "political commissar" seriously told Xiao Jian about the harm caused to the earth by the larvae of the hollow-loving demon worm, and at the same time made it clear that the main duty of the battleship docked not far from the earth was to blow up the earth at the moment when the earth was lost!

"And now, we invite you to come here in the hope that you will participate in this battle to save the planet!"

This righteousness is much more high-end than Xiao Jian's usual use, you must know that Xiao Jian usually talks about the most is how Hua Guo is, this is good, and it has directly risen to the level of defending the earth and fighting for all mankind!

Hearing the "political commissar" say this sentence with a serious face, Xiao Jian's legs and stomach trembled and he was about to slip out under the chair.

It can be said that feng shui takes turns, usually Xiaojian takes righteousness to smash others, but now in reality he is smashed by others in the name of righteousness, this feeling, this is so sour!

Of course, in the face of this absolutely life-and-death battle, Xiao Jian still mustered up the courage to protest: "I have just graduated and have not received formal training, how can I save the earth?" ”

"Well, Res's detector shows that the karma gathered in this person is very strong! That's almost the equivalent of killing at least a dozen people! All in all, this person is a perfect fit! You see! I'll just say that this is the most reliable keyboard man, right?! ”

Xiao Jian's words were gorgeously ignored, and the "political commissar" of the family suddenly changed his previous serious expression, turned his head to a guy wearing big sunglasses sitting in the back seat of the helicopter, showed a flattering smile, and said at the same time: "Brother Sui, you are still amazing!" You don't have to make a move, you can think of such a good way with your brain! This time against that sunflower monster, it should be nine out of ten! ”

"Hey! Don't ignore me! I really don't have much combat power! Xiao Jian continued to protest in vain.

Of course, because of a machine gun on the door of his head, Xiao Jian's protest remained in his familiar territory at this time - only verbal protest.

"It doesn't matter if you don't have combat power!" The man known as Brother Sui smiled at Xiao Jian with a smile that made Xiao Jian inexplicably distracted, and at the same time comforted him: "Don't worry, high school students in other anime can drive EVA to save the world, you have graduated, are you still not as good as other high school students?" So brave boy! Go and work wonders! ”

"It's not! They all say it's anime...... it! ”

As he spoke, Xiao Jian accidentally glanced outside the helicopter, and then he saw a giant sunflower about twenty or thirty meters high spitting melon seeds attacking nearby tanks and artillery that were firing at it!

And the flying melon seeds not only have an extremely fast rate of fire, but also every melon seed can even explode!

With just a glance, Xiao Jian saw that several helicopter gunships were destroyed by the flying "melon seeds" volley, and at the same time, there were endless explosions and fires flashing on the ground!

"Isn't it? Are you going to let me deal with this thing?! You can't win a fight, right?! I'm just a dick, not to mention my abilities, I don't even know how to use a gun! ”

It's really hard for Xiao Jian to understand the huge strength gap between each other at this time.

"It's okay! Didn't let you win it in the first place! The voice named "Brother Sui" came from his ears: "Because your purpose is actually to use as an MT to attract the attention of this monster!" By the way, I stumbled upon it before, and this sunflower may be very sensitive to karma because it has the property of longing for sunlight! As long as you can attract the other party to consume the melon seed bomb as much as possible, then we have a chance to destroy this sunflower-fused hollow demon insect larva, and at the same time avenge you! ”

"What is revenge...... Hell yes! ”

Facing the short-haired woman who suddenly appeared in the helicopter cabin, Xiao Jian subconsciously screamed, and his eyes kept turning up and looking like he was about to faint.

However, with the wave of a paranormal person in military uniform, releasing a faint white light, Xiao Jian instantly felt that his waist was no longer sore, his legs were no longer painful, and he was able to walk.

"Eleven, MT is in place! It's up to you! ”

Hearing the order given by Mo Kongcheng, who was using the "Political Commissar" theme package at this time, Space Ability Eleven immediately said yes, and then raised his hand to press on Xiao Jian's body, instantly teleporting Xiao Jian, who was about to shout something, to a height of about a thousand meters next to the sunflower monster.

Before Xiao Jian could let out a scream full of fear because of the strong sense of weightlessness, a large number of melon seed bombs instantly bombarded his body!

Look at the sunflower monster that turned bald in an instant and the unusually dazzling explosive fire in mid-air.

Sui Yu and Mo Kongcheng couldn't help but glance at each other and sighed in unison: "This is the legendary keyboard warrior exploding on the spot!" It's spectacular! ”