It's all taught by my father! Aki was secretly glad that his father had instilled in him the routines summed up by his old man's years of experience since he was a child, and he had followed his father's routines for so many years, even if he had not made any mistakes of principle in front of the head of the family, just now, otherwise he might really ask who Jingjing was......

It's a pity that Dad's routine is not omnipotent, and many situations have to be comprehended by himself, sometimes the blind cat touches the dead mouse perfectly, and sometimes he will set himself into a dead mouse, which is too revealing IQ for Aki.

Retreating to the door of the locker room, Aki crossed his legs and hugged his shoulders and stared at the beads of his eyes like a door god - as long as I, Aki, am alive, don't even think of a fly!

In the locker room, Jiang Hanxue was worried about the man's clothes, not that she couldn't tell the difference between Murong Kunpeng and Aki's clothes, although Murong Kunpeng was not short, but the height of one hundred and eighty-six centimeters was still very different from Aki, who was two meters away.

Jiang Hanxue's problem is not in the pullover T-shirt, nor in the jeans, even if Jiang Hanxue has not seen it, he can guess a rough idea, mainly because the strange-shaped crotch cloth makes Hanxue Fairy really unable to remain calm.

Although the fabric of this crotch cloth is very comfortable and soft to the touch, it is conceivable that it will fit very comfortably on the body, but who can explain to the cold snow fairy from the Xuanhuang realm what the hell is that little bag like an elephant's trunk in front of the crotch cloth?

After being stunned for a moment, Jiang Hanxue looked down at her male characteristics very stiffly, it was so distinct and outstanding, and the cold, arrogant, and spotless Hanxue fairy was about to cry: This world is full of deep malice towards me......

Although it is difficult to be shy, the cold snow fairy can only accept this sad reality, this is her future body structure, at least for now.

She had to clumsily stuff the baby into a small bag like an elephant's trunk with her hands, and after putting on the crotch cloth, the Snow Fairy felt that her shame had broken through the lower limit to the point of exploding - what could be more shameful than this?

Jiang Hanxue, who had nothing to love, continued to clumsily put on her clothes, shoes and socks, and walked out of the electric door like a walking corpse, and then she saw Aki standing outside the door wearing only a crotch cloth but seemed to be angry King Kong guarding the mountain gate, and the doubts in her heart turned out again.

Will you be a loyal guard for your friend after being kicked out naked by your friend? The corners of Jiang Hanxue's mouth twitched twice covertly: "You...... Great work. ”

"Serve Brother Bird!" Aki straightened his chest muscles for the first time when he heard the sound of the electric door, and his naturally awe-inspiring thick eyebrows and big eyes seemed to be about to be heroic.

Are you stupid? Jiang Hanxue felt that her three views were ruined in the hands of these two goods, although she had a cold temperament, she had more or less come into contact with some of her peers, how could there be someone like Aki, her IQ was in arrears, she was still a tease!

As the saying goes, things gather like and people are grouped, shouldn't this body borrow its own corpse to resurrect its soul is also a tease of IQ arrears......

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"Fairy, there's a guest coming!" Xin'er carefully called out to Murong Kunpeng outside the door through the bead curtain.

In the past, Xin'er only needed to call lightly, and Jiang Hanxue would wake up, but today Xin'er had already called several times, and she didn't see any movement from Jiang Hanxue, and what made Xin'er even more suspicious was that there was a faint snoring sound in the bead curtain!

What is resting inside is the cold snow fairy who is in the Danxuan Palace!

How can a fairy snore?

Haven't I gotten over yet? Xin'er couldn't help but raise her eyes and peek through the gap in the bead curtain, only to see that on the priceless [Xuanyu Bed] rewarded by the Dragon Sect Master, the Cold Snow Fairy actually slept in a bold posture of Chang'e running to the moon!

Her whole person was lying on the Xuanyu bed, and the beautiful little face that countless men were crazy about was crooked and half pressed on the jade pillow, and the two round and jade lotus arms were open left and right one up and one down, and the hem of the emerald green neon dress was rolled up to the root of the thigh, revealing a line of obscene trousers, and a pair of snow-white and slender jade legs with a left leg arch and right leg kick, as if they were about to take off at any time.

I don't know how she tossed and turned in her sleep, but the ankle-length green silk was wrapped around her body a few times, as if she had tied herself.

The ruddy cherry mouth of the cold snow fairy pursed slightly because of the squeezing of the jade pillow, and the slight snoring came from her cherry lips......

It's so beautiful that I don't dare to look at it! Xin'er closed her eyes in fright: hallucinations, all hallucinations! The medicinal strength of the fake pill is too great!

Suddenly, a muffled sound came, Xin'er's heart and liver missed half a beat, she hurriedly peeked into the bead curtain again, but saw that the cold snow fairy who was still running to the moon on the Xuanyu bed just now had rolled to the ground and turned into a yaksha to explore the sea!

What made Xin'er even more unbelievable was that the cold snow fairy actually entered a state of ignorance after falling out of bed, "sit up in midnight dreams, who am I and where am I"!

The pair of seductive phoenix eyes were blank and had no focus, and half of the pink pear cheeks were clearly printed with the texture on the jade pillow, one edge after another, and there was a line of transparent silver thread hanging on the slightly open cherry lips......

The most humiliating thing was that she woke up and wanted to sit up, but she was tied up by her own long black hair, and she was forced to lie down again after only half sitting up......

I can't bear to look at it! Xin'er vows never to go to the flea market again to exchange pills with people - all liars! Big liar!

After a desperate struggle on the ground and the three thousand green silks that tied him, Murong Kunpeng finally achieved a phased victory:

He didn't know where to grab a short sword, and with a merciless "click", he cut off the long hair that bound him!

Murong Kunpeng, who had successfully stood up, irritably threw his uneven hair behind him after being cut off by himself, and instantly had the urge to shave his round inches - although fairies must have long hair to look good, but having such long hair is too anti-human!

And - why is Lao Tzu still in his dreams?

Murong Kunpeng, who was fully awake, couldn't believe his eyes, he looked at his bewitching figure wrapped in emerald green clothes, looked at the short sword he held in his hand, and then looked at the chaotic green silk around him that was ruthlessly cut off, and finally suddenly realized: This is probably the legendary dream within a dream, he just woke up from a dream in a dream, but in fact he is still in a dream, just like the setting in a classic old movie decades ago!

It must be so!