If there is a book, it is long, and if there is no book, it is short. It's been almost five months since I met Mario. At that time, he moved Grandpa Yang's body out of the secret room, and asked Master Nuoyun for the phone number from Nuo Lan, and Guan Gu called. Then there are all kinds of pretending to be innocent, all kinds of questions and three ignorances, and the image of two young boys and girls who are frightened by supernatural events is vividly interpreted, which is definitely a temporary choice, male and female. The Ala Shanghai police have also been in contact with various supernatural incidents, and Grandpa Yang's body has obviously been dead for more than a month, and the two parties don't know what to do, only knowing that Grandpa Yang called them to come to the house as guests during the day, and then ..... So due to various reasons, coupled with the consistent cover-up attitude of the government departments towards this kind of thing, the matter is over.

Due to the difference in school systems between the two countries, Sekiya graduated from junior high school at the end of the year, while Huaxia high school generally has already passed the first semester. Between transferring to the middle of the class and going directly to the first semester of high school and waiting for half a year to enroll with the next batch of freshmen, Guan Gu decisively chose the latter. After passing the assessment of Master Nuoyun, he first started a half-year residential apprenticeship life in Lanyatang. In addition to learning to do white cases, he occasionally has to make a cameo appearance as a storyteller with Mario, who is in the mood, and of course it would be better if this new owner didn't have the hobby of forcing the master to drill sewers.

Under the poison of the language and culture of Mario and Nuolan's family, Guan Gu picked up the Shanghai dialect that he had almost forgotten, and from time to time he broke out a few sentences of Beijing films like Master Nuoyun. Combined with his identity as a neon man in his life, the overall painting style is extremely fresh and refined (funny).

Nolan's situation is a bit stranger. Although she can see spirits now, she can't learn the spells of psychics, which makes Grandpa Mario sad for a long time. Knowing that this little girl likes to go crazy, after coming into contact with these gods and strange things, and there is no means of self-protection, it is very dangerous, Guan Gu has used the writing wheel eye more than once to wash away her memory of the inner world, but unfortunately it has failed. The most serious one, if it weren't for the one that could still take more than 40 minutes to lay the burden skin (residue), Guan Gu would almost be blind. It's not that Nuo Lan used any enhanced three-pepper spray or something, but that Guan Gu saw a dazzling golden light from Nuo Lan's body after it was launched! That golden light had an aura of wisdom and divine coercion. After that, Guan Gu completely gave up the idea of modifying Nuo Lan's memory, and had time to teach self-defense techniques, and made a few talismans to ward off evil spirits according to the super possession strategy, that is.

As the days passed, Guan Gu also attracted the opening day of the new class of Shilan High School, and it was time to report. Nuo Lan was directly promoted from the junior high school of the city's third girls' middle school to the high school, for this school of girls, Nuo Lan was extremely dissatisfied, Guan Gu's heart was full of yearning.

Shilan High School is located between the head office of the French Concession of Lanyatang and the city's three girls' middle schools, and the two of them happened to be on the way, so the task of escorting their baby daughter was naturally handed over by the Nuoyun couple to the hands of Guan Gu, the "future son-in-law" who is now more and more pleasing to the eye. Guan Gu actually refused to fall in love with a goddess like Nuo Lan, who is full of eyes, has a strong desire for knowledge, strong logical thinking, and requires the other half to obey his words. But this little girl knows many of her secrets, and she can't shake off like a kraft candy, so Guan Gu has been trying her best to guide the relationship between the two people to the aspect of "good buddies" or "good sisters". Riding a bicycle to take "good sisters" to school shouldn't be a big deal, right? On the first day of school, riding a Phoenix brand bicycle in Guan Gu, the two of them went out.

Although the two schools are not too far apart, they are also separated by four kilometers, and the round trip is eight kilometers, Guan Gu can only ride to the third female middle school in the city to send Nuo Lan to himself and then ride back, anyway, for his physical fitness, this distance and Nuo Lan's weight are nothing. After all, they are good sisters. Guan Gu made a common-sense mistake here, it is normal for a good sister to give you a ride along the way, but it is not unusual to take a long way to send you over and go back by yourself. It's called Lala between girls, and it's like this between boys and girls, so it goes without saying, right?

After sending the person and saying hello, Sekiya began to speed up and ride back, not knowing anything about what happened after that.

"Senior Sister Nuolan, you are a student of the high school this semester. That's great, it's one step closer to getting out of here! This little girl seems to have equated the city's No. 3 Girls' Middle School with the prison.

"Nuolan, was that your boyfriend just now? It's so handsome. ”

"Say what? That's not the case. ”

"Lan Lan, the son of the school director, it is the same Vincent who asked me to bring you this bouquet of roses, and here is the tenor love song Una furtiva lagrima (Secretly Shedding a Tear) from the CD opera "The Sweetness of Love."

"Boring, tell him so I won't shed tears because of him. I have a boyfriend! ”

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On the way back, Guan Gu couldn't help but think about whether he should move out. Daolian is too exaggerated, although the rent is a luxury private room, a lease is still a ten-year long contract, Shilan High School is also a famous school, and it is the most face-saving and pompous choice to see it when it is disassembled, but if it is added together, it will not work. These two places are really a bit far apart, and it's good to get a driver's license, but now that I'm underage, it's too troublesome to take a trip by public transportation for an hour. For the time being, I still live there, and I can't find an agent again.

When I arrived at the school, I locked the car, found the corresponding classroom, said hello to my classmates, and a group of people went to the playground to listen to the leader's lecture and the student representative spoke. Guan Gu is very familiar with this set of processes, and this is the third time he has studied in high school.

No matter where the opening ceremony is, it is almost the same, several leaders sit comfortably on the podium, thousands of students and teachers are standing below, the autumn tiger has not left, and the weather is still hot like a steamer. The leader always said, the students stand up, I will say a few words, and then I will simply read a speech with long sentences and similar content, although there is no practical meaning, but it can be done for an hour without repeating the same.

The students listened patiently for the first twenty minutes, and then they began to desert secretly. A boy who doesn't look embarrassed has pulled out a bumblebee-model out of nowhere, fiddling with it in his hand, and his mouth still doesn't listen, saying "Cool cool cool KIKI, cool cool KIKI...... Autobots deformed"; Another boy with the atmosphere of an abandoned house pointed a toe, poked the turf, and grinded, but he was still not attentive, did he peek at a girl in the shape of a literary young woman in a long black straight white skirt standing beside him; The young woman of literature and art had words in her mouth, as if she was reciting a modern poem. The people around you are doing what they want to do, and of course you have to control the range of movements.

For example, Guan Gu, he was observing the people around him while chatting with a buddy next to him. There is no shortage of well-informed gossip spreaders in all schools, who are called "Bai Xiaosheng" and "Bao Inquire" on the rivers and lakes, and have slanderous titles such as "dead gossip" and "dead paparazzi". It just so happens that the one next to Guan Gu is exactly that.

"Junior brother, the senior's surname is Bai, and the people in the rivers and lakes are called [Shilan Bai Xiaosheng], look at your good face, if you want to know anything today, you can tell you for free."

"I'm sorry, senior. I don't want to know anything for a while. ”

Friends who spread gossip have such a common problem, the more you are not interested, the more he wants to tell you, just to gain the eyes of your surprise and admiration: "Junior brother is outside, I just saw you looking at Chen Wenwen, this girl is beautiful." It is said that it is the first of the four major flowers of your senior high school, and the well-deserved class flowers of your fifth class, and there is hope to participate in the school flower selection in the future. Brother, you have a good eye. ”

"Big brother has just started school, where are your level flowers and class flowers selected? It's too unreliable, isn't it? ”

"The Buddha said, "Don't say it, don't say it." We have all been scientifically and systematically investigated and studied. You don't doubt our professionalism. ”

"Chen Wenwen, I'm not interested, who is that decrepit boy just now? I just introduced myself in class, and I didn't even notice this person. ”

"Ah, that's Lu Mingfei. The one who rose up in the fifth middle school, except for the red police and the interstellar play, has no special skills, but looks good, but it's a pity that it's a dick, I can't think of a good brother, do you want a senior to match you with a bridge~"

", do you know who I am? That's what you say? Beware of me accusing you of slander! ”

"Jokes, jokes. The senior knows you, you are a Japanese student, Guan Gu is magical, and now you are studying white cases with teachers in Lan Yatang Teahouse. And the boss's daughter has a situation. ”

"Don't talk nonsense, Nuo Lan and I are innocent. You're really a paparazzi, how did you inquire so clearly?! ”

"Oh, it's Nolan. Take it easy, we didn't look into you. It's just that I happened to go to the Lanyatang main store during the summer vacation and happened to see you, and I saw you driving the beautiful woman named Nuo Lan to school in the morning. Also, your name, didn't I say we're a team? ”

"Hello Sekiya-san, I'm Bai Qi, and we just introduced ourselves in class. Senior Bai Luo is my cousin. Another "paparazzi" behind Guan Gu suddenly poked his head out.

"White up, white down? Your family's name is as fresh and refined as your hobby. So who is the white-clothed senior who is speaking on the stage now? ”

"That's Senior Chu Zihang, Shilan's well-deserved school grass, young and golden, good at studying, all-round sports, clean and self-conscious, which can be called a perfect model."

Chu Zihang, Lu Mingfei, Guan Gu meditated in his heart, and continued to ask: "Then who is this classmate who is playing Transformers?" ”

"He's ......" Bai Luo didn't finish speaking. On the stage, Chu Zihang went down, and a beautiful senior sister wearing a school uniform came to the stage to speak.

"He is the younger brother of the famous school girl of Shilan on the stage, the eldest sister, the female overlord, the first old, and the senior sister Hu Yifei, his name is ......" Bai Luo, who was interrupted, continued, but before he finished speaking, Guan Gu spoke.

"Lu Zhanbo!!"

"Ahem, cough ....." Bai Luo, who was interrupted twice, didn't slow down his breath, and coughed, and his younger brother of the "famous general of the Warring States of Qin" hurriedly patted his back and gave him relief.

"Who? Who called me? Teacher, I was wrong. Ah, it's not the teacher, you read it wrong, I didn't play Transformers. Lu Zhanbo was so frightened by Guan Gu's interruption that he hurriedly hid the bumblebee, the speed was too fast, and he didn't see where he hid clearly.

"Students in the fifth class of high school, quiet! Have you listened to me? "Yifei, it seems that this should be the line of the school leader......

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"Nobita, I'm back for dinner." A door on the beach is pushed open, and out of it emerges a stocky, blue-and-white tanuki-type robot.

"Got it. Here it comes. "It's the elementary school student Nobita Big Brother who speaks. They are now on an island, because they have to shut up with another self on the same timeline, this is not the small island that Nobita had an epiphany, but the environment is similar. Nobita has developed the habit of doing research on islands and deducing his own science on stone walls.

On the edge of the beach is the rock wall of the cliff, and there are some handwriting on the stone wall:

In the 15th year of the Showa era, Nobita testified to Goldbach's conjecture here. The so-called Goldbach conjecture ......"

"In the 13th year of Showa, Nobi Dainobita proved the mechanism of action of telomerase here. Telomerase is ......"

"Heisei 17 years, Nobi Nobita testimony Riemann assumed this. .......”

"In the 23rd year of Heisei, Nobi Nobita created 72 ways of mathematical boxing here....."

.......

The text is so dense and incomprehensible that even the most well-known professors of related majors may not be able to understand it. These are the recent research results of Big Brother Nobi, and with the help of magical props, this island is separated from real space, and even time is out of order. The time when the stone carving is written is also written according to the mood of Nobita's big brother, who is like a god in this space.

Our God is now summarizing the contents of the little book, which He did not have carved into the stone wall like anything else, which He did not want to share. But in the eyes of most of us, this little book is the only thing we can understand here. On the inside page of the small book is "Sekiya's magical flirting sister cheats" and "Summarizer: Dr. Nobi Nobita".

"Practice is the only criterion for testing truth. It's time, go home and try Shizuka! "Big Brother Nobita has been studying the theory for so long, and he is finally about to put it into practice, so we wish him good luck. Sekiya remembers that he once heard a saying, "If your IQ is too high, you will in turn suppress your emotional intelligence, and eventually you will suffer from an incurable disease called straight male cancer." "I don't know if it's true......