"King, it turns out that I'm still no match for you, but there's something I'd like to ask...... Isn't it true that you powerful guys like to shoot eggs? ”

Sonny's face turned pale, and he pointed at King and grumbled.

"Egg-hitting? Oh no, I don't have a penchant for egg-shooting, I just happened to hit your indescribable part, and maybe you have the magic to attract fists. ”

King explained seriously.

"No matter what, I'm willing to gamble and lose, since I'm defeated in your hands, then I'm willing to tie my hands and catch it, but I'll come out again sooner or later, and we'll have to divide it up when the time comes."

Sonic gritted his teeth and said harshly.

"Hey, don't be reckless, what are you willing to gamble and lose, what are you willing to be caught, you obviously can't run, right?" The Vest Venerable's heart-piercing words pierced Sonic's heart.

"Hmph, I'm an excellent ninja from the Ninja Village, and I've already perfected the word 'ninja', how could I be knocked down by a small blow damage? If I were to escape, I would have to disappear from your eyes in an instant with just one kick of my foot, so that you could not even catch a shadow. ”

“……”

I can't see it!

King and the Vest Venerable looked at Sonic's situation at this moment, their faces speechless.

"What are your expressions...... Do you think I'm lying? ”

Sonic glared at King and the Vest Venerable viciously, his legs clamped the ham and eggs, constantly shaking, his delicate face was very distorted because of the pain, his forehead was drenched in cold sweat, and the whole person looked extremely prostration, as if he had masturbated too much.

Beep beep!

In the confrontation between several people, the police car arrived belatedly.

"This time I lost, so I'm willing to bow down, next time I'll ......"

Sonic didn't finish his words, his mouth was blocked, and the police department deliberately used the latest special torture device made by the Hero Association in view of the fact that Sonic was a good ninja and had many ways to escape, so he deliberately used the special torture device made by the Hero Association to tie Sonic all over his body, unable to move, and even his mouth was sealed.

Beep beep!

The police re-arrest Sonic and thank King and the Vest Venerable for their help, and immediately escort Sonic to the Smelly Prison, a powerful criminal who can only be safely detained in the Smelly Prison.

"It's settled."

King looked at the police car in the distance, and had a headache, originally thought that he could delay the duel with the dragon scroll with the Sonic prison escape, but he didn't expect to get Sonic done with almost no effort, which was really annoying.

"Let's go, what should be faced always has to be faced, this is life."

He smiled helplessly and turned to walk towards Mike's car.

"King, wait a minute."

The Vest Venerable suddenly stopped King without warning.

"Huh?"

King looked back at the Vest Venerable in confusion, what are you doing here?

"King, actually, there's one thing I've wanted to tell you for a long time." The vest venerable exhaled lightly and said slowly: "I have always been unconvinced by your title of the strongest man!" ”

“……”

How? You want to fight me too?

King was speechless, and sure enough, the height was too cold, and everyone wanted to climb and conquer my peak.

"However, I also know, in terms of strength, I am not your opponent, just like just now, I couldn't detect Sonic's super-fast movement at all, and you easily defeated the opponent, to put it mildly, I lost to you indirectly."

The Vest Venerable stared at the king and said solemnly: "However, the title of the strongest man cannot be called only by strength, man...... The most important thing is to go to the kidneys. ”

"Kidneys?"

King's mind is full of watts, what are you talking about? How can I not understand at all?

"Whew~" The vest Venerable took a deep breath, as if making a major decision, and looked at the king solemnly, "King, before you and the dragon roll are separated, let's have a men's competition, right?" Let's see who is more man!? ”

"A man's competition? Wrist wrestling? ”

King suddenly remembered the first time he met the Vest Venerable at the headquarters of the Hero Association, when the Vest Venerable had stared at him with aggressive eyes, and then invited a competition between men - wrist wrestling, which fortunately did not take place under the mediation of Siqi, otherwise, his little arms and legs really couldn't do the other party.

Unexpectedly, after a few months, the Vest Venerable once again proposed a competition between men, and it was at the critical moment of his duel with Tatsumaki.

"Certainly not a wrist wrestler." The corners of the vest Venerable's mouth twitched, and he complained in his heart, with your arm strength to shake hundreds of tons of items, wouldn't it be cruelty to wrestle with you?

"What's that?"

"Of course, the competition between men also has to go through the kidneys, so I decided to challenge you to compete together against a traditional men's competition that has been handed down from time immemorial...... It's farther than who pees! ”

"Poof!"

King looked at the serious Vest Venerable in dumb eyes, Watt, are you sure you're not kidding, the battle between our two dignified S-class heroes is ...... Fancy farther than anyone?

"Okay!"

After thinking for two seconds, he agreed cleanly, this competition is stronger than breaking his wrist, at least he has a chance to win, and breaking his wrist, on the premise of not spending cards, is basically lost, so he weighed it in his heart, and still feels that it is more in line with his current situation than anyone who urinates farther.

"King, you don't have to carry a burden, just treat it as a warm-up before your duel with Tatsumaki, it's nothing if you lose, after all, this can't represent your true strength."

The Vest Venerable pointed ahead, "There's a lawn there, and now that there's no one around, we can compete with peace of mind." ”

"Is it open-air?"

King was surprised, isn't it better to find a hidden place for this kind of thing? Is it too immoral to pee on the lawn of a park in the city than anyone?

"Don't worry, I don't feel anyone around, even if we pee, no one will care about us."

The Venerable Vest was the first to go to the lawn and wait.

King slapped his forehead and reluctantly followed, it was too cheap for the strongest man in my hall to do such a vulgar thing.

"Let's talk about the rules...... "The Vest Venerable glanced at the king and said lightly: "Look at who pees far, and the one who pees far wins." ”

“……”

What's the difference between this rule and not saying it?

The corners of King's mouth twitched slightly, and he nodded silently.

"Okay, now that you understand the rules, then...... Let's start the battle! ”

The vest Venerable's eyes were cold, the muscles of his arms tensed instantly, his biceps muscles protruded high, his green muscles and bulging palms pulled suddenly, with a bang, the zipper was pulled down, and in an instant, the weapon was ready, aimed at the target, and was ready to launch!

Ziz!

Shoot a cannonball, draw a perfect parabola, and advance towards the enemy!

Rumble!

The artillery roared and landed leisurely, and the special smell of shells filled the air.