Chapter 269: Mixed into the Dinner
Inside the cabin, a variety of delicacies are placed on the table, from succulent roast lamb shanks to fatty but not greasy pork belly.
At the dining table, several fierce men are toasting, as if enjoying the happy time of life.
The white-faced boy known as Leng Mian and Boss Liu sat in it, but they were a little more restrained.
"Lao Liu, if you can get the surname Lu this time! I'm afraid that the strength of this military will be greatly reduced! ”
A big man with two steel forks on his back patted Boss Liu's small body vigorously, and his red face was full of drunkenness.
"Ouch...... My old body can't stand your beating like this! However, I always had a premonition that something was not right. ”
Boss Liu smiled and pushed the big man's hand away, and then his face changed a little sad.
"What are you afraid of! I'm afraid that the surnamed Lu has already gone to see Lord Yama at this time, come on, come on! Brothers, drink! ”
The big man with the steel fork pursed his lips nonchalantly, raised a handful of wine and clinked glasses with the people around him, and drank it all.
"Cool! It's really cool! That's how you can enjoy wine! ”
He wiped the wine stains from the corners of his mouth and burped.
Suddenly, a strong sensation traveled from his lower body down every vein to his mind.
"Ouch! I'm sorry, I suddenly have a little urgency to urinate, so I'll go out to the toilet first. Let's drink as much as you want! Don't wait for me. ”
The big man with a steel fork scratched his head a little embarrassedly, touched his lower abdomen and hurried out of the wooden house.
"Cut! Look at his bear-like appearance, he can't hold back how much he drinks, it's too empty! ”
Another man with pointy ears grinned as he pointed to the closed door, and a silver earring on his ear flickered as it swayed.
"Let me tell you, don't look at me, but Lao Tzu used to be a master of the flower field! There are not thousands of flowers that have been picked, but also hundreds, and they have said that they are good! ”
"Stop bragging! With your small body, it is estimated that you have been played to death by a woman a long time ago! ”
The others didn't give him face at all and applauded one after another.
"Huh! Don't believe it, don't you? Come on, come on, drink! Whoever goes to the toilet first loses! ”
At this time, the cabin was full of liveliness, and everyone raised their glasses to toast, eating and drinking happily.
The big man with a steel fork muttered quietly and walked out of the wooden house, swaggering towards the jungle with his pants on his legs.
Suddenly, he noticed a few bits of green light flickering in the darkness of the woods, like a pair of greedy eyes staring straight at him.
"Damn, did Lao Tzu drink too much and look dazzled? Sure enough, fake wine hurts people! ”
Dahan continued to facilitate without care, and poured out all the waste in his body.
When he was done, he whistled twice and looked again at the spot where he had found the light.
There was nothing but darkness in front of me.
"Cut! I really thought there were some demons and evil spirits, but I was just scaring myself! ”
The big man with a steel fork pursed his lips self-deprecatingly, lifted his pants and turned around and walked back towards the location of the cabin.
However, the moment he turned around...... He clearly saw a faint green glow appear again in the woods beside him.
He rubbed his eyes in disbelief and looked over again.
It was still dark, and there was nothing but the rustling of leaves as the wind blows.
"What? I was scared by a few leaves! Real jokes. ”
The big man with the steel fork decided to hide this matter, after all, it was too embarrassing for him to be frightened by himself! If that group of brutes knows, how will they mix up in the future?
After making up his mind, he quickened his pace to go back.
Suddenly, he felt a limp under his feet, as if something was tripping him, and then he lost consciousness in front of him.
Lee Sang-hyun emerged from the woods, tiptoed close to Dahan's side, and waved his hand and slapped him hard in the face.
"Excellent! He was thoroughly anesthetized. ”
The jungle stirred again, and two people came out of it, and Lieutenant General Lu still had a lot of leaves stuck to his hair.
"This place is small, isn't it? I don't know you two bastards came up with this, be careful not to let me know! ”
Lieutenant General Lu swung his huge fist out of thin air, and his slightly threatening eyes swept over the two people.
"It doesn't matter, let's hide this person quickly."
Mr. Ye patted the leaves on his body and walked out of the woods, helping Li Xiangwei to carry the huge body of the big man into the woods, covering his body with the leaves of the bushes.
"Why don't we choose one and pretend to be this man and let them know what they're doing?"
Lee Sang-hyun suggested on a whim, because he probably compared the figure of the big man and found that it was very similar to most people's physique.
Lieutenant General Lu casually glanced at it and understood that his figure was very different from that big man, and he seemed to be much taller than him.
Looking at Mr. Ye's body again, there is no need to think about this, I am afraid that it can only be described by the word thin.
Therefore, this glorious and great mission can only fall on Lee Sang-hyun.
Li Xiangwei forcibly endured the smell of alcohol and ripped off the clothes of the big man with a steel fork, leaving only a pair of fluffy black thermal underwear, and a snow-white fat body was extremely conspicuous under the night sky.
He put his clothes on himself and put the steel fork behind his back as it had been, and strode into the cabin.
As soon as I entered the house, the room was full of people who were already drunk, and they couldn't tell who was who, and no one cared what the people who came in looked like, anyway, the appearance was pretty much the same.
"Fork, why did it take so long to go to the toilet? It won't really work! No, my brother has a way to help you regain your strength! The man with the earrings just now laughed at Lee Sang-ho with a hippie smile, not realizing that it was a stranger who came in.
Li Xiangwei lowered his voice and smiled: "Forget it! Lao Tzu is still majestic! Just now, I just took the opportunity to breathe and sober up. ”
"Sobering? Are you kidding! Come on, come on, don't drink down, don't leave, let's do it together! ”
Immediately, a large group of people at the table began to clink glasses passionately again, and the table where the wine was sprinkled was everywhere, and even some dishes that had not moved their chopsticks much were soaked in wine and changed their taste.
Li Xiangwei pretended to be bold and drank two rounds with this group of people, and when everyone was already confused and couldn't tell who he was, a secret smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.
"Lao Liu! Was this a success today? Can you share the same experience with your brothers? Isn't it quite exciting! ”
He directly picked up a bottle of wine and walked in front of Boss Liu, pretending to be curious and talking to him.
"Don't mention it! I'm not going to do this anymore today, it's so dangerous! That Mr. Ye's eyes are like being able to hook the soul, who looks at it is afraid! And that lieutenant general Lu, oh my god, that big muscle block is estimated to hit me and kill me directly. ”
Boss Liu is so drunk that he can't even recognize the voice he has been listening to today.