Chapter 21: Lalala (5,000 chapters)

I don't want to admit it......

I really don't want to admit it.

Wood looked at Megumi who was lecturing in the humble room, and he had to admit it......

This girl deserves the title of the first day of the Red Demon Clan, at least in the realm of bursting magic.

In the blink of an eye, three days had passed since Megumi came here to teach him magic, and although he still couldn't learn burst magic, in just three days, there were already a lot of fire and wind magic on his adventurer's card.

Burst magic is a combination of fire and wind magic, so if you want to learn burst magic, you need to learn fire and wind magic.

Although Megumi is not as comprehensive as Yoyo, it is only in terms of the knowledge of burst magic...... Whether it's learning wind, fire, or explosion, this girl is definitely the most suitable teacher, except for brain problems.

Why do you say that there is something wrong with your head?

“…… Therefore, it is okay to memorize the spell or something, the most important thing is that before we recite the magic spell, the words must be handsome and imposing, so as to heat up the atmosphere of the scene and deepen the power of magic. ”

In a nutshell!

The meaning of this sentence is...... It doesn't matter which spell you use to release the magic, but the lines you need to add before the spell must be enough for the middle two, and the more the middle two, the more powerful it will be.

There are also fallacies such as "the most important thing in battle" is handsomeness, and "you must wear a blindfold to seal it......

For three days, Hui Hui taught Wood in a cramming manner, and did not miss any opportunity to lead him to the path of Form 2.

……

At the end of the morning session, Wood went to the Adventurers' Guild as usual to have a look.

As a result, he didn't find any commissions that suited him, and a week later, he had almost swept away all the high-bounty tasks on the quest board, and all that was left were some novice quests with few Eris.

For Wood, who has reached level eighteen, there is simply no way to provide much experience.

Wood hesitated, but in the end he didn't waste his time meaninglessly, he already had nearly 200 million Eris in his hands, and he couldn't afford to go out of the city for hundreds of thousands.

Let's go buy a house today.

As for why he wants to buy a house, the reason is very simple, one is that his house is about to expire, and the other is that someone is not like Yoyo, even if he smells a bad smell, he can't say it, so Wood wants to buy a house where he can take a bath......

Anyway, he still has more than 200 million in his hand, which is more than enough to buy a house.

"—My name is Megumi! The profession is a great magician, and he is the one who wields the strongest attack magic and bursts magic......! ”

And just as he was making up his mind, a loud voice suddenly spread throughout the Adventurers' Guild.

The corners of Wood's mouth twitched slightly, and he turned his head to look at the corner of the Adventurers' Guild.

Akua sat there with Kazuma Sato, who had changed into light clothes, and both of them looked at Megumi with some confusion.

The corners of Sato Kazuma's mouth moved slightly.

That's not good, isn't it? Why is there such a sense of foreboding?

"The ......"

"My strength is too strong, and I am even rejected by the world, do you want it?"

Although her intelligence is extremely weak, she is still a goddess no matter how she says it, Akua looked carefully at Megumi's red eyes and asked, "Those red eyes...... Are you from the Red Devils? ”

"That's right, I'm one of the best magicians of the Red Devil Clan."

“……”

Sure enough, let's hurry up.

Wood glanced twice, then turned around and walked towards the outside of the Adventurer's Guild.

"Well, that's it?"

Akua looked at the gray-haired back of the guild gate and was stunned, she and Kazuma Sato had been working everywhere these days, and she hadn't been to the Adventurers' Guild a few times, but she still recognized Wood at a glance.

The main thing is that Wood is careless, usually when he meets Akuya, he will restrain his divine power, but this time he forgot about it.

"It's him!!"

"Ah, what's wrong?" Kazuma Sato asked with some confusion.

"That's... That one... That's it...... As long as I explain that I am a goddess, I will lend us money to the wronged man, and the person who just walked out is definitely him. ”

Akuya shouted excitedly, and then whispered to herself: "I've been so busy these days, I actually forgot about him, he's so rich, it's absolutely okay to borrow some money from him to replenish equipment!" ”

Before Kazuma Sato and Megumi could react, Akua ran straight outside the Adventurer's Guild.

But it didn't take long for him to come back with a disappointed face, obviously not finding the wrongdoer she said, 'as long as you tell yourself, you will lend her money', and it is no wonder that Akua is so excited, because of Wood, Akua has a delusion......

That is, as long as you identify yourself, there will be an illusion that many people will send money to your door.

So after spending all the money she borrowed from Wood, she directly took Kazuma Sato to find a rich man to identify herself, and the result was undoubted......

The two were thrown out by the guards together.

After many attempts, Akua finally determined that there was only one good deceitful person in this town!!

"Definitely going to catch him next time."

Akua clenched her fist hard: "We will all depend on him for the rest of our living expenses." ”

"Give me a mission!!

Sato and Megumi shouted in unison.

……

"Hello sir, this is a real estate agent in Axel, do you want to rent or buy a house?"

On the other side, Wood, who walked directly into the intermediary next to the Adventurer's Guild, had no idea that he had inadvertently avoided the risk of breaking the bank.

"Buy a house."

The service staff's eyes lit up slightly, because this is a novice town, so few adventurers who live here will buy a house, after all, Axel is strictly a town over the top.

It can be said that the people who will settle here are the kind of people who have no pursuits, or people like Wood, who feel that the outside world is too dangerous, and both types of people have the same characteristics...... That is, there is no money, so sometimes the real estate agent may not be able to sell a house in a month.

Naturally, there is no so-called commission.

"May I ask you, sir, what kind of house size, specific facilities, location, and price you want?" The waitress was about to smile on her face, and she had a pair of charming eyes that kept ** Wood.

Wood thought for a moment: "The scale is arbitrary, but it must have a hot spring bath, and the location is ......."

If you live in a small town, you will probably run into that team no matter how you avoid it, so it's better to be in the middle of nowhere.

Thinking of this, Wood continued: "It doesn't matter in terms of price, you can do it within 200 million, but it must be a quiet and uninhabited place, preferably in the suburbs. ”

Within 200 million!!

The waitress's eyes began to glow, but then she looked Wood up and down with some suspicion.

If it's one or two million, she won't doubt it, but if it's less than two hundred million, can this extremely immature guy really take it out?

You can't be kidding me, right?

"Hey, isn't this Mr. Wood?"

At this moment, a voice came from behind, and when I turned my head, I saw a white-bearded old man in a luxurious costume walking over.

Although he didn't know the name of the other party, Wood could often see each other in the tavern run by the Adventurers' Guild.

As for the fact that the other party knows him, Wood is not surprised, and there are almost no adventurers in the entire Axel who do not know him, firstly because he has cleared many high-risk missions, and secondly, because someone's 'kind reminder' has made many people know that there is a very powerful pervert.

"Boss!"

The waitress bowed.

Boss?

Wood nodded knowingly, no wonder he could always see this old man sitting in the adventurer's guild, and he was the one who opened this housing agency.

The agent boss smiled slightly: "Mr. Wood, are you going to buy a house?" ”

"Hmm!"

"Mr. Wood, do you have any specific needs?"

Wood chose to buy a house in Axel, and the old man was actually very welcome.

Although this one always has a pair of dead fish eyes, he looks like he hasn't woken up every day, and he looks like a thirty or forty-year-old waste uncle.

But judging from the results again and again, this young man's appearance, uncle's heart, a perverted Loli control guy, there is no need to question his strength.

And having a strong person living in the town will improve the safety of the town, and spreading it will attract some nobles who are not bad for money to settle here, and it will be easier to sell the house at that time.

So although he is a pervert, for him who has no daughter, Wood's settlement in Axel is only good for him, not harmful.

Because of this, as soon as he was sure that it was Wood, he hurried out from behind.

When the waitress heard this, she hurriedly recounted Wood's previous request to her boss, but Wood's eyes became hot.

The person who can let his boss come out to receive him in person, the 200 million he said before is definitely not playing with himself, and the other party is obviously really able to come up with this money.

Rich... People look good, although the lazy appearance is very bad, and there is still a peculiar smell on the body, but money is the most important thing!!

"Well, the condition ......"

After listening to the waiter's narration, the intermediary boss nodded slightly: "There is really a villa that meets your requirements perfectly, that villa is located in the suburbs, and there is almost no accommodation around." There is a large bathhouse inside, and it was originally a noble villa, so the bathhouse is equipped with a magic drive, and hot water can be generated by injecting magic power. ”

"Although the owner of the consignment has two requirements for the buyer, if it is you, Mr. Wood, it is fully satisfied."

"Request?"

"It's all very simple requests, one is that I don't want to touch the tombstones in the courtyard of the villa, and help clean them up at my leisure. The other is less difficult for elite adventurers like you, Mr. Wood, and you can discuss the adventurer's experience with your teammates or friends at your leisure. ”

Hearing this, Wood frowned.

What kind of requirement is this?

It's not difficult, but the content of this request is too strange!

And......

Why does it feel familiar?

Wood thought about it for a long time, but he didn't come up with a reason, and finally blamed it on the fact that it might have appeared in a less important segment in the original book, and he didn't care about it at the moment.

"What about the price?"

"The original price is 150 million, but Mr. Wood, you fully meet these two conditions, so 100 million is enough."

Wood nodded, and didn't bother to look for anything else: "Then this one, you can find someone to go back with me to get the money." ”

"Huh?"

The intermediary boss was stunned: "Aren't you going to see the house?" ”

"No need, you can find someone to help me clean up, and by the way, I can configure my daily necessities...... Well, by the way, buy me a few more sets of clothes, and let the carriage come to my house to pick me up when you can move over... Well, there's luggage or something, you see how much it costs, I'll give it to you together. ”

Agent Boss: "......"

How lazy are you?

Would you like to hire some servants for you to feed you bite by bite?

However, the intermediary boss didn't talk nonsense, and directly agreed, signaling Wood not to be in a hurry to pay the money for the time being, and to wait for him to hand over the house when he was ready.

Wood didn't say much, turned around and left the agency.

"Boss?"

When the waitress saw Wood leaving, she hesitated and asked, "Don't you let that gentleman pay the deposit first?" What if he leaves suddenly? ”

"Don't worry, he's not short of money."

Sure enough, it's a noble young master, right?

The waitress's eyes lit up, and she was thinking about whether she should wait for herself, whether to take the initiative to apply to fulfill the person's needs just now.

The boss of the intermediary seemed to have guessed the waitress's thoughts, and reached out and patted her on the shoulder: "Don't think about it, unless you can be fifteen or sixteen years younger, there is absolutely no hope!" ”

“……”

What do you mean?

"You may not know about Wood, but if you talk about 'Lolicon who destroys the superior demon', you must know, the one who just left!"

"Huh? Isn't Ben San's uncle? ”

The waitress was stunned: "I heard from my friends that the adventurer was a thirty-year-old uncle with an obese body and a pimple on his face, and he drooled when he saw the little girl......"

“…… Don't say this in front of that 'pervert', or in front of the Protestants who have appeared in the last few days, or we'll definitely be smashed here! ”

……

On the street, Wood lay on top of a tiger-backed bear-waisted adventurer and frowned: "What's going on with this inexplicable unhappiness?" ”

"Kami-sama, why didn't you go out on a mission today?"

"There's nothing to ...... Well? ”

Wood was stunned: "What the hell is Lord God?" ”

"Of course the gods-sama gods!!"

The corners of Wood's mouth twitched slightly, and an ominous premonition suddenly rose in his heart: "I mean, why do you call me a god-sama?" ”

"Do you need to talk about that?"

The big man looked at Wood with a fanatical and awe-inspiring face: "You are the god of our 'Lori God Cult'!" ”

“……”

The corner of Wood's eyes twitched, can I refuse this?

On the contrary, the big man became more and more vigorous, and shouted feverishly with a fanatical face: "Justice? Duty? Kindness? What are you kidding, those things were shot crooked by my dad when I was a (beep) kid. Standing here, it's just a million Lori believers, who talk about not being nosy, but wait outside the hotel all night, and simply ...... Lolita!! ”

“……”

"It's so handsome.,Your words are so handsome.,You are the guiding light that God has given us thousands of lolicons.,With your presence can we understand the true meaning of lolicon's existence.,You are our faith.,Our gods.。

The big man waved his hand fiercely, ignoring the strange gazes coming from around him: "They are simple, they are kind, and they are extremely beautiful." The meaning of our existence is to protect Lori from being polluted by other bad people, and this is the meaning of our existence. ”

This kind of meaning of existence, hurry up and disappear for me, and completely wipe it out!!

"That's why!"

The big man looked at Wood with a fanatical and awe-inspiring expression: "We, Axel, these Lolicons who were once hidden in the shadows, have decided to establish the 'Lori Protector Cult', and you are our only god. ”

"At first, we were just playing with admiration, but a real miracle happened!!"

Miracles......

The corners of Wood's mouth twitched slightly.

"For even the gods have acknowledged your godhood. When our 'Lori Cult' was built, a golden divine light descended from the sky, transforming our shoddy stone statue into your appearance. ”

"And among those of us who are faithful to you, there are priests, and even one of us has become a ...... High Priest, to be able to receive your oracle, I will be here just now is the order of the High Priest. ”

Speaking of this, the look on Dahan's face became more and more fanatical: "You must know that this is the high priest, if you don't believe in the real gods, you will never be able to change your profession, your divine position is already convinced, and it is the only god in the world that exists in the world." ”

Wood's face turned white with a slam!!

What happened when I didn't know?

"This matter has even alarmed the royal capital, the existence of the high priest has established the establishment of Protestantism, and the special construction team of the royal family is rushing to our Axel, and will establish a church around your idol, and at the same time, branches will be established around the world."

“……”

Finally understood......

Where did the large number of beliefs that suddenly appeared some time ago come from.

But Wood was not at all happy now.

Normally, this kind of perverted Protestantism is impossible at all, and that kind of faith with a playful mentality is useless at all.

But this 'normal' is only for ordinary people.

Wood, on the other hand, is a true god, and as long as someone believes in it, he will naturally become his followers, and even this doctrine that defies common sense can become a new god......

With this in mind, there were only two words left in Wood's mind......

Finished

It's all over!!

……

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