Chapter 60: The Straight Man Is Bent
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"What can I do? Look at the fat man's happy appearance, he will definitely not listen to me, come with me! ”
I'll tell you the truth, the fat man won't listen to me in this situation.
"the base!"
"What?"
I didn't hear clearly.
"the base!"
Anne spoke aloud to me again.
I can't believe these two words came out of this Nizi's mouth.
"What did you say?"
I asked incredulously.
"the base! Pretending to be a base. ”
I'll go, the three views will be destroyed.
I'm an upright old man, and I'm going to be bent by her!
However, although this method is a little damaged, it is still a good way.
At this moment, the master of ceremonies began to ask both parties:
"Two newlyweds, please stretch out your hands, put them on each other's arms, close your eyes, and think about each other's appearances, and now please answer me carefully, groom, are you willing to marry this beautiful woman in front of you, take care of her for the rest of your life, love her, no matter birth, old age, sickness and death, rich and poor, you will never abandon her, are you willing?"
The fat man nodded and replied:
"I do!"
"May I ask the bride, are you willing to marry this handsome man in front of you as a husband, take care of him for the rest of your life, love him, no matter life, old age, sickness and death, poverty and wealth will never leave him for the rest of your life, are you willing?"
The fat lady nodded shyly with affection, and replied sonorously:
"I am willing, I am willing in this life, I am willing in the next life, I am willing in the next life."
Ouch, I'm still an infatuated woman!
I looked at the two of them, and I felt more and more like a match, what a match.
A pair made in heaven and a pair of beauties on the ground.
I can't bear to ruin their beautiful love!
"What are you waiting for, if you don't stop it, the raw rice will be cooked and cooked."
Anne said to me.
I gritted my teeth, my heart was crossed, I raised my feet and took a big step forward, and shouted:
"I'm against it!"
As soon as the words fell, the palace suddenly fell silent, and everyone turned around in unison, their eyes focused on me.
But there was a knife in every gaze, and it was about to cut me with a thousand knives.
When the fat man saw that it was me, he was startled at first, and a trace of surprise flashed between his eyebrows, but then he returned to his previous happy appearance, the fat man did not speak, but the master of ceremonies was not calm, and came to me in three or two steps, and asked aggressively:
"You're against it? Who are you? Why are you against it? ”
That's right, why should I object to people getting married?
"I ...... I ......"
Uncle, in order to save the fat man, don't do it!
I knew that this master of ceremonies was just a dog's leg, and the real master was still the fat lady, so I didn't pay attention to this master of ceremonies, and shouted directly to the fat lady:
"Because, fat brother, he's mine!"
"...... Uproar"
As soon as these words came out, everyone in the palace was in an uproar, and their eyes widened and looked at me, as if I was an anomaly, refreshing their worldview.
A few people pointed at me, whispered, and couldn't help but laugh.
Yes, my handsome image is all gone, and I really want to ruin my three views.
When the fat lady heard my words, she was also stunned, opened her mouth wide, and did not respond for a long time, so she took a step back, looked at the fat man, and asked the fat man what was going on.
The fat man also shook his head blankly, then looked at me, and innocently said that I didn't know.
I stole a glance at Anne with my peripheral vision, and this Nieko was standing in a corner and smiling secretly!
How do I feel like I'm being tricked by her again!
But now, the arrow is on the string, and it has to be ......
Both horizontally and vertically are dead, fighting.
I cocked my orchid fingers, twisted and pinched small steps to the fat man, made a bird like a human, clenched my fist, and struck the fat man in the chest:
Hum! It's all your fault! Don't coax people! People want to cry, beat your chest, big villain!! Pound your chest! You're so nasty! To hug! Boom! Hmph, people punch you in the chest with small fists!! Big Badass, Shoot You! ”
But I was really ruthless, on the surface I was really coquettish and lightly beaten, but I secretly used old force to beat the fat man's chest to relieve the hatred in my heart.
The fat man was beaten by me and coughed a few times, and asked me with an embarrassed face:
"Comb, are you alright? Did you hit the evil or did you take the wrong medicine? ”
I deliberately shouted out with resentment:
"Taking the wrong medicine? Hmph, I took the wrong medicine, I shouldn't have fallen in love with you, you conscienceless, you slept with me, played with me, you don't admit it, you forgot your promise to me? Have you forgotten that you swore to me and will not be separated for the rest of your life? ”
After saying that, I stood on tiptoe, snapped, and kissed the fat man the face!
After doing this, I retched myself, and the people in the palace were even more red-faced, probably thinking that I had already regarded me as a stranger.
The fat man frowned and whispered to me:
"Comb, your uncle, you don't have a face, I still want a face. Don't make a fuss, it's my big wedding day, you can't mess me up. ”
"Fuck off your uncle, it's not for you, I'm going to be like this? The festival has fallen to the ground, come back with me! ”
"Go back? I'm fine here, why go back? ”
At this time, the fat lady came over and pulled the fat man to herself, as if she was afraid that I would snatch the fat man away.
Then she asked me:
"You say, you and I are compatible, and the two of you are doing it?"
I'll go, don't you want to be so blunt!
I said firmly:
"The two of us really love each other, and I hope you will be perfect, Miss."
Who knew that the fat lady suddenly burst out laughing.
Am I driving me crazy?
Who knows the next sentence of this fat lady, which makes me feel the urge to kill her:
"You just don't act, it's too fake. If it is impossible for me to believe it, but if you say that my father-in-law is based on you, I don't believe it! Even if you are up to you, you are also worthy of being a partner with me? Don't pee and take care of your own appearance, my father-in-law, how can I get along with you! ”
"You ......"
I was dumbfounded by her words!
The most poisonous woman's heart, but this is not the most powerful.
The most powerful thing is the woman's mouth!
What's wrong with me? Not to mention Yushu Linfeng Sai Pan'an, at least it is reasonable, I can handle it, but I am not worthy of a fat man as she said.
A hundred *** in my heart rushed by.
But after I took one look at the fat lady, I understood.
I also understand what Miss Fat said.
That's right, only a figure like her is worthy of being fat!
A thin person like me, in their eyes, is naturally an anomaly, and he is definitely not worthy of a fat man.
Then the fat man came out and said to me:
"Comb, stop making a fuss."
Then he explained to Miss Fat:
"Lady, don't get me wrong, what's the matter, I have no problem with my sexual orientation, I only like you alone."
(End of chapter)