"Ah, isn't this an S-class hero sexy prisoner?"

"Tsk, it looks like you're seriously injured?"

"Hey, is that all there is?"

A group of hateful-looking eccentrics poured out and giggled in front of the sexy prisoners who had been frustrated by hungry wolves.

"Weirdos?"

After the hungry wolf left, the sexy prisoner rested, reluctantly stood up, and stared at the weirdos in front of him, "Do you want to take advantage of my injury to completely clean me up?" I'm sorry, but I'm not going to fall in this place, because I have other things to do, and I promised the warden to bring back the stinking prisoners who had been taken captive......"

"Take it back? Haha, sexy prisoner, don't you recognize us? ”

The strange people pointed at the sexy prisoner and shouted: "We are the stinky prisoners who have been oppressed and bullied by you before, we were originally free and majestic, but we were abused by you in prison, what kind of deep kiss and warm piston...... It's a mess, we're fed up, we're going to revolt, we're going to rebel, we're going to overthrow your tyrannical rule......"

"You...... You're the cute boys in the stinking prison? ”

The sexy prisoner's eyes widened, and he looked at the prisoners in disbelief.

"Haha, scared? Thanks to the Weirdo Association, we can escape from the endless hell, regain our freedom, and suck ~ Smell it, the air is filled with a mysterious aura of freedom......"

"I farted ......"

"Get out!!"

"I see, did you fall of your own free will?" The sexy prisoner looked disappointedly at the weirdos who were gearing up to make a big move, "It seems that I can't take you people back, there is no way, in order to fulfill my promise, I can only take your corpses back to confess." ”

His face was grim, his feet kicked, smashing the surrounding three feet of land, rubble flew sideways, his red fruit body had been thrown into the air, like an angel to open his hands, colorful special effects appeared, and a pair of dark black wings stretched out from his back.

"Transfiguration...... Dark Angel Form!! ”

"Hey, don't be complacent, what you have done to us, we will use it on you ten, a hundred times......"

The weirdos yelled indignantly.

"What? Really? ”

The sexy prisoner was stunned, and the next moment he lay directly on the ground and spread his legs, moaning: "You guys said it earlier, come on, I won't resist, you use the means I used to deal with you, me!" ”

"it!!"

The strange people stared at the scene with wide eyes, what a shit, how shameless, how shameless, really a pervert, our choice is right, for the sake of the world, for the people, he must be overthrown, he must be completely defeated......

"Yo, do you really believe me?" Suddenly, the figure of the sexy prisoner appeared in the pile of weirdos at some point, and the thick fist punched out, blowing the heads of the prisoner weirdos, and he shook his head and said: "I only like cute boys, not male weirdos, so ...... Please go to hell!! ”

Bang! Bang!

Ahhhh

In the narrow passage, there were bursts of screams.

After a long time, the miserable howl was buried in a pool of blood, and the sexy prisoner looked at the "comrades-in-arms" who had just been shot together in the past with a little sadness, "I destroyed my beloved with my own hands, this world is really cruel......"

He sat down, the injuries inflicted on him by the hungry wolf were somewhat unexpectedly serious, and he had to continue to stop and rest and recover as much as he could.

……

Quack! Quack!

In a winding road, the crisp sound of chewing is endless, and after the pig god solves the strange people along the way, he pulls out a large bag of potato chips and continues to eat, and he never stops eating from beginning to end.

Suddenly, a shadow appeared behind him, and he was stunned, and then his eyes went black, and the whole person entered a moist, warm environment that would squirm and contract.

"Huh?"

He was confused and fist-fighting, hoping to break the current predicament.

Vomit~

Half a sound later, there was a vomiting sound, and his fat body slipped out, wet and slimy, and very nauseous.

"What a big tooth weirdo?"

The pig god turned over nimbly, glaring angrily at the strange man who had swallowed him just now, the strange man was like an enlarged version of maggots, but there was a pair of teeth the size of a door, stained with fishy bloody saliva and all kinds of black food remains, in short, a very disgusting strange person.

"I'm ...... gums"

"Gums? Are you on fire? You see that there are bloodshot on your teeth, I suggest that you usually brush your teeth with cold acid spirit, also as a foodie, I understand your pain, I hope my advice can help you. ”

"Just eat you to quench the fire."

The pig god and the gum each opened their mouths wide and bit at each other, then ......

"Ahh

"Just giving you artificial respiration!!"

……

"Burn, burn, I'm going to burn...... Hero, come out, I'm going to blow you up......"

A strange man in the shape of a rhinoceros rampaged through the passage, destroying it to a pulp.

"Huh? Are you begging for death? ”

A voice suddenly rang out.

"Who? Come out, don't pretend to be a ghost? ”

The Broken Rhino wrestler looked around in exasperation.

"Don't look around, I'm in front of you!"

The superalloy black light stood tall and tall in front of the Broken Rhino wrestler.

"Come out and bully me for being short-sighted? I'm going to blow your head off......"

The Broken Rhino wrestler roared and slammed his fist.

Rumble!!

Who knows, after his arrogant words fell, the black light of Chaojin had already punched him and hit his head, "What nonsense, what kind of weirdo is myopia?" ”

He shook his head and continued to trot, and after going around and around, he unexpectedly ran into a sexy prisoner resting under the wall, "Sexy prisoner? ”

"Blackie?"

The two sturdy men looked at each other with surprised expressions.

"You're hurt?" The Chogokin Black Light crouched down and examined the sexy prisoner's flesh and asked, "Even the muscles have been destroyed, who did it?" ”

"Hungry wolf." The sexy prisoner said slightly weakly: "That guy is unimaginably strong, he defeated me with one punch, his strength is already very scary, even Xiao Hei, who is known for hand-to-hand combat, you are not necessarily his opponent, of course, as the weakest existence among S-class heroes, it doesn't seem convincing to say such a thing." ”

"That's good!!"

Chaojin Black Light clenched his fists, stared at the sexy prisoner seriously, and swore a promise: "Let me help you get revenge!" ”

"Huh!? Small...... Xiao Hei, don't flatter me, I can't bear it, my muscles are a little inflated! ”

Two blush rose from the rugged face of the sexy prisoner.

"Hungry wolf......

Chaojin Black Light didn't notice the sexy prisoner's erotic face at all, and clasped his hands on his chest, imagining the fighting power of the hungry wolf, "It seems that I have finally met an evenly matched opponent, I hope he can let me use my full strength." ”

"I can let you do all the poses......"

The sexy prisoner said secretly.

……

"There is a faint sound of battle in the distance, it seems that the assault process of the other heroes is not smooth sailing, I wonder how their situation is?"

The zombie man listened to the faint sound of battle, and his heart was concerned about the safety of other heroes.

"You care so much about the lives of other heroes? Don't think too much about it, you should think about how you should live! ”

A cold and arrogant voice suddenly sounded next to his eardrums, making him creep.

"Huh?"

He jerked his head back and stared at the human in front of him, his pupils narrowed, "When are you going to ......?"

The man who came was an uncle, dressed like a tramp in a ragged robe and cape, wearing the golden crown of a medieval king, he stretched out his hand and pointed at the zombie man, and whispered, "Goodbye." ”

His fingertips suddenly burst into a dazzling light, and a ball-sized projectile of light shot out, crashing into the face of the zombie man who was caught off guard in an instant.

Rumble!!

The light bomb exploded, the passage brightened up instantly, and the intense bright light and scorching energy swept out in all directions, scraping off layers of ground.

"Humans are really fragile, even if they are human powerhouses and S-class heroes in the Hero Association, in the face of divine power, they can't even resist, if I'm not mistaken, there are a total of seventeen S-class heroes in the Hero Association, right? This amount is enough for me to wipe out alone. ”

The wandering uncle threw two energy light bullets in his palm, full of confidence.

"Wait a minute."

At this time, the zombie man suddenly raised his hand from the state of standing upright, "I'm sorry, I'll delay you a little longer, please kill me......"

"Yo ho, you're not dead?"

The wandering uncle glanced down at the zombie man who was struggling to stand up, his fingers stretched out and formed into a gun, and the ball of light at his fingertips formed in an instant, and erupted like bullets.

Rumble!!

Explode the zombie man's face again.

I don't know if the wandering uncle is jealous of the zombie man's delicate appearance, and he attacks at people's faces again and again, phew!

"Whew~ What the hell is this cheating ball of light?"

The zombie man's face was blackened, and he still stood and glanced at the wandering uncle, "What a troublesome guy, I don't know how many times I'm going to die today." ”

"It's worthy of being a top S-class hero, and with such a major injury, it's still like no one, heh, is this where your zombie male title comes from? Immortal? It's a terrifying ability, but you're still not enough to see in front of my divine power. The wandering uncle held up a ball of light in his palm and introduced: "You must be very confused about my ability, in fact, I have just obtained this divine power not long ago, a month ago, I was a homeless man, and now, I am a high-ranking wandering emperor......"

"Salted fish turned over and became the salted fish emperor?"

"Don't interrupt!" After the Wandering Emperor scolded, he continued to introduce himself: "Some time ago, I lost my job and house...... It wasn't until a month ago, when I lay in the park and stared at the sky, that I realized that the sky was so vast and far-reaching, and that human beings were just a drop in the ocean, and at that time I had an epiphany, that human beings, who obviously enjoyed the glory of Mother Earth, were doing the dirty behavior of destroying Mother Earth, and human beings were so ignorant that they all deserved to die......"

"At this time, God suddenly appeared."

"God?" The zombie man was skeptical, "Are you sure you're not hallucinating from hunger?" ”

"Hmph, what do you know? As the Chosen One, I should respond to God's will to sweep away all mankind and save Mother Earth. ”

The Wandering Emperor shouted feverishly.

The zombie man continued to doubt: "Is there really a god? How can you be sure that He is God? Does he have an ID card? ”

"Hey, there's no need to talk nonsense with an ignorant human like you, go die!!"

……

Rumble!!

An explosion sounded, and smoke and dust flew through the passage.

The atomic warrior held a long sword in his hand, staring at the black sperm in front of him like a balloon blowing up one of his arms into a giant hammer, "Gigantic? He smiled contemptuously, his body shook, and he stepped forward, and the long sword swung quickly, flashing sharply, directly cutting the arm blown by the black sperm into two.

"How do you say hello? In the face of a swordsman, the huge body is just the best target, and let me tell you, I have already cut down no less than thirty or forty of a huge weirdo like you, and I have long been used to it. ”

He gritted his long toothpick and stared playfully at the black sperm that had his arm broken in two.

"What are you proud of? Look down on me? The black sperm sneered, "It's a pity, your swordsmanship doesn't work for me......"

"Huh?"

The Atomic Samurai frowned, and the severed arm that the black sperm fell just now seemed to grow into another black sperm, "Split-type weirdos? It's a real headache, it's the most troublesome type of weirdo for me......"

"Is it just trouble? Sure enough, they look down on me, let me tell you, I'm black sperm, do you know the characteristics of sperm? ”

"What is sperm?"

"Well, single dog, no wonder the hand speed is so fast." The black sperm righteously taught: "Sperm is the most primitive cell of human beings, with the possibility of infinite division, so I am a collection of countless 'I', even if you dismantle me into eight pieces and cut me with a thousand cuts, I will only continue to multiply, and I will not die." ”

", don't talk to me about biological knowledge, when the old man went to school, you were still a sperm...... Oh, you're sperm now, too, hey, don't talk nonsense with you stupid, since you say you have an infinite number of you, then just cut off all the countless you. ”

The Atomic Samurai raised his sword against the black sperm, and the sword flipped over, and the cold light flickered.

"Atomic Slash!!"

Countless sword lights and sword shadows lit up in the dark passage, and there were even many black fragments flying around.

After half a ring, the sword light dimmed, and the passage was faint.

"Dead, right?"

The Atomic Samurai stared at the remains of black sperm on the ground.

"Slightly, come and kill me, kill me!"

Unbeknownst to him, those fragments gathered a little and became black sperm, shouting and mocking at him.

"Damn!!"

"Atomic Slash!!"

After a flash of light, the black sperm split into pieces, and then converged to form in the blink of an eye.

"Haha, your slash is useless to me, you're finished, go die!!"

Countless black sperm scrambled towards the atomic samurai.

"What a familiar scene, is the little tadpole looking for its mother?"

The Atomic Samurai shouted, "Atomic Slash!!" ”

Another sword light flickered, and the black sperm that surged up was suddenly shattered into thousands of strands, however, after a moment, they took shape one after another, still charging towards the atomic warrior unstoppable.

"It's such a troublesome little thing, the old man is not an egg, how can he let you go!!"

His eyes widened, and his sword slashed through the ceiling of the passage, slicing directly through a single stone slab.

"Patio ......"

Countless black sperm looked at the falling stone slab in amazement.

Rumble!

After a muffled thud, the ceiling smashed against countless black sperm.

"If you can't kill you, then bury you."

"Listening to the weirdos along the road say that their heads are weird kings, are these little tadpoles who are haunting people...... Is it the son and grandson of the Weirdo King? ”

"It's so disgusting, the source of evil must be cut off!!"