Chapter 56: The Crucifixive Knights Don't Need to Go to the Toilet

Early the next morning.

Axel returned to his daily routine.

Yesterday had just experienced the danger of nearly destroying the city, and today it has changed back to a happy atmosphere, which is probably the only advantage of the Axel adventurer.

It's no wonder, though.

Although it is a novice town, this town has experienced more disasters than any other town.

It's a high-level demon again, and it's a cadre of the Demon King Army, and now it's just one more Mobile Fortress Destroyer, so it doesn't feel like a big deal......

Bell bell bell ——!

Pushing open the door of the store, there was a pleasant wind chime, and Wizz at the counter looked up to see that it was Wood, and greeted, "Lord Wood, you came really early today." ”

Wake up in the morning to the noise of the crowd, teach Akuya the worst of the beatings, and then go to work in the shop.

Before you know it, it seems to have become Wood's daily life.

It's noisy, but it's not lacking in joy.

In fact......

It's pretty good, too.

A smile flashed in Wood's eyes, and then he looked at the two people who were looking left and right in the store and said, "If you can't afford it, don't touch it." ”

“…… I'm a potential customer, okay? ”

Sato and Mahashi glanced at Wood: "And I'm here to learn magic from Wiz, not you." ”

"Na na, store manager Wiz, isn't this potion that the beast likes is the one who changes ...... The one that Mistress Wood used to torture Akua? ”

"Yes, after using this, all kinds of beast-type creatures will continue to attack."

"I want them all."

The corners of Sato Kazuma's eyes twitched, and then he said to Wood, "Look, we are also customers." ”

"Hehe~~"

Wood sneered, really too lazy to complain. After looking around the store, he asked with some confusion: "Didn't you say that you were going to make a lot of money in the morning?" Why are the middle two blasters and mentally retarded goddesses gone? Finally couldn't bear it anymore and sold the two of them to a pet store. ”

"How is it possible, even if I sell it, I will definitely sell it to the slave market." Sato and Mayoshi retorted rhetorically.

“……”

Wiz and Darknes looked at the two of them with a look of horror, and the two of them ...... It's really worthy of the names of Axel's two perverts.

"Megumi said that she was going to retrieve the kitten that was fostered in the hotel, and as for Akuya......" Speaking of this, the corners of Sato Kazuma's mouth moved: "I guess she still sells goddess juice on the street." ”

Goddess juice?

Wood couldn't help but be stunned.

"The stupid goddess said early in the morning that she had thought of a way to make a lot of money, and then ran out with a few of us. As a result, I just used your method, soaking myself in the water and selling the bath water as holy water......" Kazuma Sato said helplessly.

This retarded ......

The corners of Wood's mouth moved slightly, it would be strange if he could sell it.

The reason why the holy water here can be sold well is entirely because the people in this town believe in the credibility of the Wizz Demon Prop Shop, and the monk can't run the temple, so as soon as it is launched, many customers come to the door.

What's more, in order to make the best holy water look high-end and atmospheric, Wood even made a special bottle.

Good reputation and excellent appearance are the most important things, so that even if you sell fakes, there will be people who don't know to buy them, not to mention that its effectiveness is really amazing.

But Akuya's words ......

Unless the IQ of the people in this town is pulled to the same level as her, no one will buy it.

"By the way, Lord Wood."

Wiz, who was sorting out the bills at the counter, seemed to remember something, and said: "The supplier of the royal capital, Stur, has sent a message that the caravan transporting high-grade ingredients will arrive at noon tomorrow, because I heard that bandits are rampant around Axel, and the other party wants us to trade at the border. ”

"yes, I see."

Wood nodded, not feeling much surprised.

The other party should be afraid that he has robbed the goods in the name of the bandits, after all, as long as the goods are not delivered to him, then all the losses have nothing to do with Wood.

With 800 million goods, it is normal for the other party to be so careful.

"You go and tell that mentally retarded that 10,000 yuan a bottle can be sent directly, she can't sell it anyway." Wood to Sato and Mado on one side.

"......" Kazuma Sato, this bastard is really dark.

No, it may be dark on someone else, but this bastard ...... It's already generous to be able to spend money on acquisitions.

Kazuma Sato turned his head to look at Wiz at the counter, and couldn't help but think of the bra he bought for 500,000 yuan.

Wood didn't pay any attention to the people, but carefully searched the warehouse as usual, and after ten minutes to confirm that his store manager had not imported any waste, he nodded with satisfaction.

"Wood!!"

As soon as I walked out of the storeroom, a touch of blue rushed up.

The corners of Wood's mouth twitched, and he flashed directly to him.

Plop ——!

"Don't hug me, retardation is contagious."

Wood glanced angrily at Akuya, who had gotten up from the ground and pounced on him again.

"Twenty thousand... Twenty thousand bottles, you only need twenty thousand bottles to take my bath...... Holy water, I will be yours from now on. ”

Akuya's face was aggrieved: "Obviously I am the real maker, they actually said that I sold fakes, and no one bought them from 100,000 to 5,000 bottles." As he spoke, the goods pounced directly from Wood's back, and with the height advantage, Wood only felt the back of his head sink into a piece of softness......

"Please, for the sake of the two of us, Lord Wood, you can add 10,000 to me."

“…… You're actually a god of poverty, aren't you? ”

Wrong!

Xiaofu is much better than this goods, because that slut is harming others......

The corners of Wood's mouth moved slightly, and he broke free from Akua's embrace: "Twenty thousand is fine, but you have to go with Wiz to bottle." ”

"No problem!!"

Akuya's eyes lit up, and she threw Wood directly at Wiz.

"Good Lich Big Sister, I'm going to eat turkey thigh......"

"Okay... Huh... Lady Akuya...... Don't hug me, you're still wet...... Hiss ......"

Watching Wizz being dragged into the warehouse by some shameless goddess, Wood couldn't help but roll his eyes.

This thing is here for food and drink, right?

"You're on good terms with Akua." Darkness laughed.

“…… You're blind, where can you tell that I'm in a relationship with that retard? Wood replied, as if remembering something, and said, "I forgot if you didn't come, I have some goods here that are very suitable for you, do you want to buy them?" ”

"Right for me?"

Wood nodded, stepped on a chair and took down an item on the shelf, tossing it to Darkness.

"What is this?"

"Compress the toilet."

Wood said with a unique smile on his face: "Don't look at this thing as small, but after liberation, it can be turned into a small toilet equipped with a flushing toilet, with its own sound effect to cover the sound of going to the toilet, and it can also activate the magic inside at any time to compress back to the current state, it is simply a necessary prop when going out on a mission......"

"Crucifixes don't need to go to the toilet." Daknis interrupted.

Fools?

The smile on Wood's face froze for a moment, and then he smiled: "It's not a matter of not going to the toilet, the most valuable thing about this item is its shortcomings, the magic of making water is too strong and it will cause flooding, and covering up the sound effect of going to the toilet will attract monsters." ”

Darkness looked at Wood like a fool and said, "...... What's the use of this kind of product? ”

"Think about it, just when you and your teammates were out on an adventure, you suddenly felt a sense of ......"

"Cross knights don't need to go to the toilet."

"What if... If you feel a sense of poop and find a place to use this prop, but you are in a good mood... Don't interject, I know the Crusader doesn't need to, I'm talking about what if...... Just when you're in the middle of your life, you're surrounded by monsters. ”

"When the crisis comes, you can't ask your teammates for help because it's too shameful. But for the sake of your own life, you have to ask for help, but ......"

"That's it!"

Daknis waved his hand and interrupted Wood's words with an indifferent expression, then looked left and right at Kazuma Sato, who was drinking tea, and whispered: "How many of these things are there, I want them all!" ”

"No problem, I'll keep all the inventory for you, and promise not to leak the usefulness of this thing." Wood smiled knowingly.

"Hmm!"

Darkness replied with a flushed face, and then looked at Wood excitedly: "It's really a change...... Lord Wood, I can actually think of such a shameful PLAY!! ”

“……”

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Ka Ka Ka ...... I'm not in the state at all, I'm sick and sick, and I don't know what to write at all...... Sure enough, this world is going to end soon.

Let's make up for it tomorrow...... I'm really out of shape today, and I don't know what to write at all......