Chapter 31: Lao Tzu is the One Who Comes (Fourth Update)
Chen Li and his entourage were still shrunk in the quilt, and the door of the room slammed and was kicked open.
"Who, the noise in the early morning, and the don't let your grandfather pig sleep?"
Zhu Bajie rubbed his sleepy eyes, and was woken up, which was really angry.
The rest of the people also sat up from the bed one after another, looked out of the door, and found that it was Qingfeng Mingyue and two Taoist children, and among them, there was also an old Taoist of fairy wind and Dao bones.
"Damn, you're back so soon?"
Chen Li's eyelids twitched reflexively, although he had never seen Zhen Yuanzi himself, but he used the Eye of the Great Dao to look at this old way, and found that his level was as high as 68, which was 12 levels higher than Sun Monkey, who else could there be in Wuzhuang Guan except for Zhen Yuanzi, the ancestor of the earth immortals?
And after Zhu Bajie got up angrily, when he was about to find the person who was arguing about his dreams, he suddenly found that this bull-nosed old Taoist was as powerful as the abyss and the sea, unfathomable, and suddenly his eyelids trembled, and he swallowed back the words that came to his mouth.
"Master, they are the people you asked me to ask Mingyue and others to learn from the scriptures, and I gave them two ginseng fruits yesterday." Qingfeng pointed at Chen Li and his entourage.
Zhen Yuanzi's face was gloomy, "I heard Qingfeng Mingyue say, yesterday you broke into the mountain gate, not to mention, but also beat the two of them, in the palace, and even asked them to beat the ginseng fruit for you to eat, but is there such a thing?" ”
Zhu Bajie swallowed his saliva and didn't dare to make a sound.
Although Chen Li was shocked by the strength of this Earth Immortal Ancestor, he was not allowed to retreat until now, let alone concealed it, because with Zhen Yuanzi's methods, if he really wanted to thoroughly investigate the theft of the ginseng fruit, he would definitely be able to find out.
Case......
"It's true!" Chen Li suddenly crossed his legs and replied arrogantly.
"Oh?" When Zhen Yuanzi heard this, his eyes narrowed, "After Qingfeng Mingyue laid down two fruits, the rest of the ginseng fruits disappeared overnight, does this have anything to do with you?" ”
"No ......" Zhu Bajie was about to quibble, but Chen Li suddenly laughed and said, "That's right, it was me and Bajie who did it." ”
"......" Zhu Bajie almost cried.
"Ding! Congratulations to the host for loading a broken can and breaking the force, and the reward is worth 200 points. ”
"Uh, pretending to be forced successfully, so have I completed the task of pretending to be dead?" Chen Li asked secretly.
System: "Not done. ”
……
Hearing this generous confession, Zhen Yuanzi couldn't help but be stunned for a moment, and the fox asked, "Why do you want to knock down all my twenty-seven ginseng fruits?" ”
"It's delicious." Chen Li blinked harmlessly.
Zhu Bajie turned around without love, facing the wall, wanting to cry without tears.
"Delicious?" Hearing this extremely hasty answer, Zhen Yuanzi was so angry that his body trembled, and he scolded: "You monkey, do you know that my ginseng fruit blooms for three thousand years, bears fruit for three thousand years, and can only mature for another three thousand years, and if you want to eat it once, you have to wait for nine thousand years, so precious, why don't you keep one?" ”
Chen Li glanced at him, "I said it was delicious, so naturally I won't keep it." ”
"You, you ......" Zhen Yuanzi was so angry that his beard was curled, and he calmed down for a while before he laughed angrily: "Okay, you think my ginseng fruit is delicious, so you steal it, then I think you are all delicious, come here, tie them up for me, and set up an oil pot!" ”
Zhen Yuanzi roared, and suddenly, a group of subordinates poured in from all directions, and they broke into the house and wanted to tie them up.
The little monk was so frightened that his face turned pale, Sha Wujing was unconvinced, and Zhu Bajie still wanted to cry against the wall without tears.
"Stop!"
Chen Li jumped out of bed and shouted at the group of subordinates.
"Tie!" Zhen Yuanzi ordered.
"I'll fuck see who dares to tie up!" Chen Li's hands were crossed on his hips, and his eyes widened.
Seeing that Zhen Yuanzi was furious again, he said that you are a thief and are still so arrogant.
"Tie me directly to the oil pot!"
Zhen Yuanzi gave the death order.
Hearing this, the group of subordinates no longer hesitated, and stepped forward to tie up people.
Seeing this, Chen Li stretched out his hand and pointed at the ancestor of the earth immortals and scolded angrily: "Bullnose old Dao, you tie one up today and try it!" ”
"I'm still tied up, what are you going to do with me?" Zhen Yuanzi laughed angrily.
"If you dare to tie up, I will destroy your Wuzhuang Temple!"
"Yo, you cunning, you don't have much ability, but your tone is not small, do you know who Poor Dao is?"
Chen Li sneered: "I naturally know, aren't you the ancestor of that bullshit earth immortal?" Do you know who I am? ”
The Ancestor of the Bullshit Immortals......
When Zhen Yuanzi heard such a title, his face was as dark as Bao Qingtian, and he scolded angrily: "I don't care who you are, you dare to make trouble in my Wuzhuangguan, I will cook you today!" ”
As he spoke, he waved his big hand, and a strong wind hit his face.
Seeing this, Chen Li turned over and knocked open the window on the side and ran to the square.
"Niubi, look at the master to teach you a lesson today."
As he spoke, Chen Li conjured up flying sand and stones, and he didn't ink, and when he opened his mouth, it was a samadhi kamikaze.
"Whew" to the ground, the wind swept through the five villages, and the wind and sand blew so that people's eyes could not be opened.
"Carving insect skills!"
Zhen Yuanzi didn't care, and with a wave of dust in his hand, thousands of silver filaments flew out like a waterfall, collecting all the wind and sand in the sky.
"Hmph, ignorant monkey."
After blocking the flying sand and stones, Zhen Yuanzi looked towards the square proudly, but at this time, he found that the monkey disappeared without knowing when.
"Master, be careful."
Suddenly, Qingfeng Mingyue behind him exclaimed at the same time.
"Buzz ......"
I saw that beside him, a golden bee suddenly turned into the original form of a monkey, and Chen Li did not hold a weapon, but grabbed it in front of Zhen Yuanzi with both hands, grabbed two strands of beard and pulled it so fiercely.
It hurt so much that Zhen Yuanzi grinned.
"Ouch, you monkey, so daring!"
'Whew', a strong wind rose around Zhen Yuanzi, and directly shook Chen Li out.
It's just that after Chen Li landed, he had two more strands of beard in his hand.
"You, you, you're so bold!" Zhen Yuanzi was so angry that his face turned green.
Thinking that he is the ancestor of the earth immortals, in the sky and on the earth, who doesn't give him a few thin noodles? But today, he was actually plucked by a thief who stole the fruit, and it was a great shame to spread it!
"You forced me, I'm going to fry you today!" Zhen Yuanzi drank violently, and a green dragon flew out in one hand, unstoppable.
Seeing this, Chen Li was shocked, but his face was still extremely arrogant, and he stretched out his hand and scolded: "Old Niubi, are you missing a tendon in your head?" Do you know who I am? ”
"Humph!" Zhen Yuanzi ignored it, and the green dragon still galloped away.
Chen Li couldn't help but panic in his heart, and almost used all his strength to pretend to say: "Lao Tzu is a person who comes to the Buddha!" ”
Call......
The green dragon was only an inch away from his head, and the huge wind blew his monkey hair backwards.
"Ding! Congratulations to the host for installing a dog-fighting force, and the reward is worth 200 points. ”
"Ding! Congratulations to the host for completing the task of pretending to be dead, rewarding 1000 experience points and a three-colored auspicious cloud, and now the next task is released to save the white bone spirit. ”
"Ding! In view of the host's behavior of pretending to be forced rather than dying, he was promoted from pretending to be a rookie and honorably promoted to a pretending expert. ”
"Ding! In view of the host's promotion to pretending to be a master, a special reward will be given to all attribute points plus 1! ”
Name: Li Chen
Title: Pretending to be a master
Level: 30 (1000/1800)
Strength: 3
Stamina: 2
Wisdom: 8
Compression resistance: 8
Loading Force: 700
Skills: Seventy-two Changes, Immobilization, Samadhi Kamikaze, Stealth
Weapons: Bronze Hoop Stick, Silver Hoop Stick
Magic weapon: flying sand and stones, treasure bottles, three-color auspicious clouds
(Change the status of the contract, do what you say, five more today)
(End of chapter)