Chapter Ninety-Two: Pretending to be a Couple

Sitting up from Liu Xianyu's body, Jade swayed in the direction of the bathroom like a toy that wouldn't bend its joints.

The sound of the door closing came with a click, and Liu Xianyu looked at Xingyue who was sitting on the stool and laughed evilly, and whispered:

[Did you find out?] 】

[What did you find?] 】

Xingyue looked at Liu Xianyu with interest.

[I found out that Jade and I are not a couple at all.] 】

[Oh ~ really. Aren't you a couple? 】

Xingyue hugged the orange in her arms and said without a word.

[Why do you do that?] 】

[Because it's interesting to look at Jadeite, don't look at her like that, she's actually a real stupid. 】

Xingyue's tone was full of helplessness.

[So you're just playing with her?] 】

Liu Xianyu narrowed his eyes and bent over to look at Xingyue.

[It's scary! Don't look at me like that, I'm also for her good, and you'll understand when you get along with her for a while, if that guy doesn't have anyone pushing her behind her back, I'm afraid sooner or later she will be deceived by a bad guy who doesn't know where it came from. 】

[Even if you're right, you're going too far, aren't you?] That guy doesn't understand anything at all. 】

[No, she has been a simple guy since she was a child, she laughs when she is happy and cries when she is sad, and she will never endure it or hide it. Even if she didn't realize it, she would never do the kind of thing she just did to someone she didn't like. 】

Xingyue's tone was very certain.

[The two of us grew up together, and no one knows her better than me except the dean who raised us. 】

[Dean? 】

[We grew up in an orphanage, so she probably didn't tell you about it, judging by your reaction. 】

Liu Xianyu was really surprised, he didn't expect that the jadeite who looked like a big grin would be an orphan, in his impression, the orphan should be a darker and more mature character, just like the star and moon in front of him, the heart should be more mature than the appearance.

[And don't look at that guy like that, he will send money over there every once in a while.] In the past, there were always a few silver coins and a few silver coins, but two days ago, it seemed that a large sum of money was suddenly sent back, and the dean's mother-in-law was taken aback, and specially contacted me to see the situation of the jadeite, for fear that she would be sold and still help others count the money. It happened that she was back here, so I called her back to check on her situation. 】

[But now it seems that Jadeite's luck is not bad, you are much better than I thought.] 】

Xingyue had a soft expression on her face.

[I've only met once, how do you feel about making this kind of judgment?] What if I'm actually a scumbag? 】

[Just by the kind of look you just made to me, even if you don't like her, at least treat her as a friend who needs to be cared for.] 】

It seems that Xingyue also knows that the jade guy basically has no place to keep a man except for his face, so he doesn't think that Liu Xianyu will be tempted by jade.

【…… Regarding the matter of money, some time ago we inadvertently saved the nobles of the East Country, so we did get a big bounty, and the money thing came through normal channels, so don't worry. Speaking of which, I thought that guy was always open-minded when he saw money......]

Liu Xianyu finally understood why Jade could help him when he first met him, but he kept talking about money and money along the way.

[How about it, has your impression of jadeite changed? It's okay to be obsessed with her like this, but don't forget to tell me when you get married. 】

[That guy is just a teammate.] I don't have any thoughts about stupid people! 】

Liu Xianyu replied impatiently.

With a click, the door of the bathroom was opened again, and Liu Xianyu and Xingyue looked at each other tacitly and pretended not to say anything.

[I can't tell Jade what happened just now, Tachibana. 】

Xingyue whispered in Tangerine's ear.

[Oh, isn't this a mature Miss Jade? 】

Xingyue looked at Jade and said with a smile.

[Hmph, Xingyue still dares to talk to me like this, we are going to leave here now and find another room, you can pack your things tonight and prepare to go with us tomorrow.] 】

After hearing this, Xingyue hugged Tangerine:

[How about Orange Orange stay with me, let's start learning skills from tonight, otherwise I'm afraid the time on the road will be too short. 】

[Tachibana to stay. 】

Tachibana sat quietly in her arms and nodded.

[In this case, tonight is the night of the couple's solitude, what will happen?] 】

Xingyue looked at Liu Xianyu with deep meaning.

【When...... Of course, it's a night full of adult atmosphere, hum, it's impossible for people like Xingyue to understand. 】

Jade took Liu Xianyu's hand and left the room in a fake way.

[Stupid Jade, I accompanied you to finish this scene, how do you want to compensate me? 】

On the way to the hotel, Liu Xianyu said to Jade.

[What, everyone has dedicated their first kiss to Captain Salted Fish, what an insatiable person. 】

Jade looked like a young girl and shook a finger to Liu Xianyu's mouth.

[Don't play stupid for me! Do you want to get through the trick? 】

Liu Xianyu stretched out his hand and grabbed Jade's ear and lifted it up slightly.

[Pain, pain, pain! Hurry up and let go, sorry I was wrong! I will do anything, please call me as much as you want, but please continue to act with me in front of Xingyue. 】

Letting go of Jade's ears, Liu Xianyu couldn't help but sigh when he looked at Jade covering his ears.

[Calling you stupid really didn't wronged you. 】

[Hey, hey, hey......]

Emerald only knows how to giggle.

[Still laughing, just your lame acting skills will have to be worn one day sooner or later. 】

How is it possible? 】

Jade had a smug expression on her face, and the corners of her mouth turned up to the sky.

[I really want to see what kind of fish you have in your head.] 】

[There are no fish, how can there be fish in a person's head, Captain Salted Fish, you really haven't tried it. 】

Despised by Jade...... Although he knew that there was no such thing as water in his head in this world, Liu Xianyu didn't bother to explain it to Jade.

The two of them came to the hotel, and Jade still unconsciously asked for a double room, and in her eyes she didn't seem to treat Liu Xianyu as a man.

(Trusted, partner.) οΌ‰

The system said in Liu Xianyu's mind for a long time.

(I don't have a partner like you, I don't even fart when I'm in danger, and I run out to watch the excitement when I'm idle.) οΌ‰

Liu Xianyu said to the system angrily.

[I'm going to sleep, Captain Salted Fish turns off the lights.] 】

After washing up, Jade changed into a loose dress and sat on the bed, seemingly using the dress as pajamas.

[Got it.] 】

Reaching out to turn off the light, Liu Xianyu also lay on the bed. Well, a double bed of course.

Feeling the breath of jade around him, Liu Xianyu inexplicably felt a sense of security, and soon fell into a deep sleep.

β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”So what happened to the jade on the other side in the bathroom before?

The door slammed shut with a click, and Jade squatted on the ground.

(Oh oh oh Finally overwhelmed the stars and moon once! οΌ‰

Naturally, the jade-style thinking, sorry for the friends who want to see the jadeite, that kind of operation will not appear before the ending.