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As soon as I turned around, I was hit by a huge body.

Who is it if it's not fat.

The fat man kept beating his chest with one hand, his face was suffocated, he was panting, he had difficulty breathing, and it seemed that he was choking on eating buns.

Before I could scold, the fat man took a bowl of five-red porridge and drank it.

I was horrified and hurriedly stopped:

"Fatty, no......

But the fat man had already drunk the bowl of five-red porridge, and he didn't understand what I meant, so he touched his mouth without caring and said with a smile:

"Choke me, this porridge is so delicious."

Then he pinched a red square cake and stuffed it into his mouth, chewed it twice, and was about to swallow it in his stomach.

I saw that something was wrong, and quickly hammered my fist into the fat man's back.

With a hard blow, the fat man spat out the unchewed square cake.

The fat man was in a hurry with me all of a sudden:

"Comb, your uncle, what are you doing......

Halfway through his words, the fat man felt that something was wrong, and suddenly retched:

"What is this? Why is it so unpalatable......"

You idiot, you dare to swallow it in your stomach before you taste it.

If I'm not mistaken, these colorful square cakes are not made of rice flour at all, but are made of candles and clay, so you can imagine what it tastes like.

"You dead fat man, eat without asking, this is not for you......"

"Why, I still have to ask when I eat, and it's not a good thing, so I can't eat it yet." The fat man said unconvinced.

"You know a fart, quick, spit it out for me......"

The fat man was even more puzzled:

"Comb, are you crazy, eat the contents of your stomach, how can you spit it out!"

"If you don't vomit, you'll regret it, don't say I didn't remind you when the time comes......"

The fat man pretended to be relaxed and said:

"How could I ......"

Before he finished speaking, the fat man's face suddenly changed, his eyes were sunken, just like the late stage of opium smoking, and then he foamed at the mouth and rolled his eyelids.

I knew that it was the bowl of five-red porridge that the fat man had just drunk in his stomach and some square cakes that he had swallowed in his stomach that had taken effect, and I immediately panicked.

"Teacher, teacher, come on, come on, Bao Renzhi has eaten ghost food......

When the teacher next door heard my words, she also realized the seriousness of the matter, her smiling face suddenly became serious, and she hurriedly threw away her spoon and ran out of the back hall.

Seeing the appearance of the fat man, the aunt and teacher next door quickly pinched the fat man's middle man, picked up his arm, and slapped the fat man's face a few times.

I was stunned, is this saving people or killing people?

I ran to the principal's window, as the principal of Maoshan Academy, and also the head of Maoshan Zhengdao, he must have the strongest spells, and there must be a way to save the fat man.

But I shouted a few words to the window, but there was no one to be seen, and the headmaster had already left.

I returned to the fat man, and the aunt and teacher next door were still slapping the fat man, beads of sweat appeared on his forehead, and his face was full of worried expressions.

I knew that the fat man's situation was not optimistic, but I didn't know what to do, so I could only stand and watch.

Suddenly, my aunt next door said to me:

"Baby, come here, and then slap this fat baby's face."

I was stunned for a moment.

"What are you doing in a daze, hurry, if you don't want this fat baby to lose her life, come quickly."

As soon as I heard this, the fat man's life was in danger, and when I walked over, I jerked at the fat man.

The aunt next door ran out of the dining room and ordered a little black dog:

"Go and ask Mr. Liu!"

The little black dog took the order and ran away.

And at this time, the fat man has already begun to babble nonsense, his mouth squeaks and he doesn't know what to say, and he vomits as he speaks.

I kept pumping the fat man, and the aunt next door and the teacher walked up behind the fat man and beat the fat man on the back, trying to make him spit out what he was eating.

It lasted like this for a few minutes, and I saw Mr. Liu hurrying over, although his eyes were flustered, he still looked tired, his hair was messy, he still looked like Einstein, and his face didn't have time to wash, as if he had just woken up and rushed over.

When the aunt next door saw Teacher Liu coming, she finally breathed a sigh of relief and motioned for me to stop and stand aside.

"Fetch a bowl of water."

Teacher Liu commanded.

The aunt next door and the teacher quickly took a bowl of water.

Teacher Liu took out a yellow paper talisman and read it in his mouth:

"The god of heavenly fire and thunder, the god of earth fire and thunder,

Yin Fire Thunder God, Yang Fire Thunder God,

Middle-earth Thor,

Thunder from all directions, search the intestines and cleanse the stomach,

Catch the evil spirits,

The evil spirits go quickly, and the sick are at peace!

Blessed with my emperor's order, there is no mercy,

Taishang Laojun, anxious as a law! ”

At the sound of an order, the yellow paper talisman suddenly burst into flames and instantly turned into ashes in Mr. Liu's hands.

Teacher Liu threw the paper ashes into the water, broke the fat man's mouth, and poured it in.

It's also amazing, as soon as the fat man swallowed the bowl of water into his stomach, he stopped talking nonsense, the white foam in his mouth gradually decreased, and his complexion slowly recovered, and he became conscious.

I finally breathed a sigh of relief.

At this moment, the fat man's sudden throat frightened me and the aunt next door, and Mr. Liu was still expressionless, as if all this was expected by him.

The fat man jumped up and ran out of the restaurant, and before he could squat down, he vomited violently.

The fat man vomited for more than ten minutes, and I am afraid that the dozen or so buns and the bowl of five-red porridge he had just eaten were all vomited, and he almost vomited out his gall.

I also came out and wanted to go over and see how the fat man was.

Before I could get closer, a strong, pungent fishy smell wafted over, and I caught a glimpse of the filth that the fat man had spit out.

What kind of steamed bun five red porridge, but it is pitch black, with a hint of blood red.

I suddenly retched, I couldn't imagine that this ghost food, ordinary people would eat it, and there would be such a big backlash.

When he was almost vomited, Mr. Liu came out and admonished:

"Okay, no problem, don't eat anything for three days, only drink water, so that you can clean up the residual poison in your body."

After saying that, he left.

The fat man stared at the back of Teacher Liu leaving with a resentful expression, which seemed to say, if you don't let me eat, you might as well kill me altogether.

"Comb, what happened to me just now?"

The fat man apparently didn't understand what was going on yet.

"You just ate it......

"Fat baby, you are poisoned, the things I have here are not eaten by ordinary people, you can't eat them indiscriminately in the future."

I wanted to tell him about the fat man's accidental eating of ghost food, but I was interrupted by the aunt next door.

The aunt and teacher next door may not be afraid of the fat man and it will be difficult to accept it for a while, so I won't say more.

The fat man looked disdainful:

"What kind of expensive food, it's not eaten by ordinary people, can it be compared to our Bao family's dogs."

However, thinking of what happened to him just now, he was still timid in his heart, and muttered in his mouth:

"If you don't eat, you won't eat."

After such a fuss, I didn't have the heart to eat, so I went to the classroom with the fat man led by the little black dog.

Attracted by the lesson of getting lost last time, the fat man and I followed behind the little black dog, silently remembering the way to the classroom.

We walked through Tai Chi Square and walked directly towards the row of tiled houses with the word "魍".

When I passed by the square, I saw that this gossip array had changed again, and it was arranged in the same order as yesterday's daytime, and it seemed that this gossip array was the same during the day and another at night.

It is also strange to say that when we entered this area of the word "Dragon", the weather that was still shining in the sun just now suddenly became gray, cold, gloomy, as if we had entered another space, eerie and terrifying, suffocating, and did not dare to pant loudly.

But looking back, looking at Tai Chi Square again, it is still sunny and radiant.

The word "魍" is by no means so simple a Chinese character.

Finally, we stopped in front of a blue brick house with a "Ghost School" sign written on it.

"I'm rubbing, what are people's classrooms called, what are they called Shakespeare Room, Paul Kochakin Room, at least get a Lu Xun Hall, how elegant, how tall, how level, you look at our classroom, what a broken name is this, and the ghost school, is there really a ghost, I still don't believe it."

The fat man also saw the door number and said unashamedly.

I didn't bother to pay attention to the fat man's gibberish, and stepped into the classroom.

As soon as I entered the classroom, I was greeted with laughter in the classroom.

"I robbed the ghost for food, and I didn't know what it was in my previous life, and I was really bold enough to even dare to eat ghost food."

It is the voice of Wang Zhihe's rich second generation.

Then there was a burst of laughter.

I took a quick glance and found two empty seats in the back, so I walked straight to the back and sat down.

And the fat man actually stopped in the middle of the classroom, looking left and right, not realizing that Wang Zhihe was laughing at him, looking like he wanted to see the excitement.

It's no wonder that the fat man didn't know that he had eaten ghost food so far, and naturally he didn't understand what Wang Zhihe's words meant.

I quickly waved my hand at the fat man and motioned for him to come over.

The fat man sat down in front of me, turned around randomly, and asked:

"Comb, what is ghost food? What are they talking about? ”

"It's okay, it's okay."

But I didn't expect the fat man, a foodie, to refuse to give up when he heard that he was eating:

"What is this ghost food? Is it tasty? How does it compare to ignoring our dogs? ”

I was hesitating to tell the fat man the truth when I heard a hearty laugh.

Needless to say, the aunt next door and the teacher came.

Unexpectedly, the first class was her.

Taking advantage of this time, I also hurriedly observed our classroom, this "ghost school".

Not to mention, it really has the flavor of an ancient school.

In the school, plus the teacher's lectern, there are a total of eight tables, lined up, each table is different from the study table we usually use, but like a case, more than a meter long, the table is not so high, about half a meter high, and there are no chairs and stools, only a puff pad, we sit cross-legged on the puff pad, just enough to reach the table.

On the table, the four treasures of paper, ink, pen, and inkstone are neatly placed on the table.

I wondered, even if we imitated the ancients and decorated this place like a school, it would not be possible to put pens, ink, paper, and inkstones on the table, where would we children who grew up under the red flag use it?

Looking at the walls on both sides, the wall on the left is written with the eight characters "Good and evil, fight for life", which is naturally our school motto.

There are five portraits hanging on the wall on the right, and the people on the portraits are all hideous and terrifying, with teeth and claws, and angry eyes, no matter from that angle, they feel that the eyes of the five of them are focused on you, which makes people shudder and creepy.

I have vaguely guessed that the people on these five portraits should be the legendary five ghosts of Maoshan that my old man told me, the guardian of the righteous path of Maoshan Dharma, just like the four great Dharma kings of Mingjiao in "Heaven and Dragon Slayer".

(End of chapter)