Chapter 19: Hell
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The aunt and teacher next door talked eloquently for nearly three hours without stopping, without dry mouth, dry tongue, panting, waist pain, and legs.
In this realm, I wonder how many teachers can compare.
With this kind of professionalism, it is also worthy of our praise in our hearts.
After the last sentence of the aunt next door, she was still smiling, still speaking in that unusual Mandarin and asked:
"Baby, do you understand?"
But before we could speak, she was answered by a deafening snoring.
Fatty, actually asleep!
And it seems that he slept quite soundly, saliva was flowing on the ground, snoring and humming, it was really the same, forgive me for using this word to describe it, it was really the same as a pig sleeping and humming.
I really admire his big belly and brainlessness.
There are ghost stories on it, and he can fall asleep.
I once woke up the fat man in the middle and asked him to listen carefully, but the fat man was still not convinced, in his words, is it useful to talk about these, is it useful, she has the ability to make a ghost for me to see, there is no ghost, learn these theories and dry yarn, I want to kill demons and become a person like the ancestor master, my existence is to maintain world peace, I need technology, Maoshan technique, do you understand technology?
After saying that, the fat man shook his head at me, sighed, and left a sentence of "The Bird's Ambition of the Bird", and then fell into a deep sleep.
The fat man's virtue seems to be saying, brother's ambition, you don't understand!
I continued to listen to my class, and no longer bothered with the fat man, but I never thought about it, and made a disturbance just now.
I hurriedly slapped the fat man on the back, but the fat man was still indifferent.
The aunt next door waved her hand at me and motioned for me to stop.
Then the aunt next door stepped off the podium, still smiling, and stretched out the fingers of her right hand.
I saw that a black mist flew out of the fingers of the aunt teacher next door and flew directly into the fat
In his nostrils, two or three seconds later, the fat man suddenly woke up with an "ah".
The fat man looked at the aunt next door in front of him with a confused expression, and then turned to look at me, not knowing what happened, I don't know why he suddenly woke up.
But I believe that not only me, but Bai Zhehua and the others also saw the black gas.
Like me, they opened their mouths wide and were stunned, but they didn't have a trace of fear, but they were a little excited, even inexplicably excited.
I don't know if they understood it, but I knew it very well:
That black qi is definitely not Maoshan Technique.
And I've vaguely guessed that it's ghostcraft!
That's right, it's ghostcraft.
What does it mean to use ghostcraft?
Meaning, this aunt next door teacher in front of me......
I can't imagine that......
"Little chubby baby, are you awake? Do you understand what I'm saying? ”
The aunt next door asked with a smile.
Only then did the fat man realize the problem, shook his head, felt that something was wrong, and nodded again.
"Okay, now that you understand, let me ask you, what is a ghost?"
The fat man turned to me and asked me for help, and I shrugged my shoulders and said I couldn't help it.
The fat man gritted his teeth, had the momentum to go out, and said:
"Lang Lang Qiankun, in this world, there are no ghosts at all!"
"There are no ghosts, so what do I do with those? If there are no ghosts, then what is the use of this world, what do you need Maoshan disciples? Without ghosts, what is the significance of the existence of this Maoshan Academy? ”
"Master Zu said it was for ...... In order to subdue demons and eliminate demons? The fat man replied.
"Then you mean that you would rather believe that there are demons than that there are ghosts in this world?"
The fat man then went on to say his wise saying:
"I'd rather believe a woman's mouth than believe that there are ghosts in this world."
"Little fat baby, don't you be afraid when you say this, if there really is?"
The fat man stood up, patted his round belly with confidence, and said loudly:
"Teacher, do you know what my ancestors did?"
I know, the fat man is going to start again......
Not only me, but Yang Bin and Wen Jie also began to laugh.
"I don't know."
"Then let me tell you, teacher, my ancestor is the heir of the dog, our family's buns, that is very delicious, now what kind of dog in Tianjin, and my family is far away, teacher, you have a mouthful, I came this time, brought a lot of buns that I personally packed, I will bring you one after class, no, bring a few more, let you taste."
The aunt next door was obviously stunned and asked:
"Chubby baby, does this have anything to do with my problem?"
I saw that the fat man straightened up and said proudly:
"My ancestor is the heir of the dog who ignores the authentic sect, the ancestor blesses, even if there is a ghost, what can I do!"
After listening to the fat man's words, I saw that the smile on the face of the aunt next door who was smiling disappeared instantly, his face was flushed, his hair was about to stand up, his eyes were wide, his eyebrows were raised, and the green tendons on his forehead seemed to be trying his best to suppress his anger with the rough breath, and for a long time, he still said to the fat man gently:
"Little fat baby, you don't have a ghost in your eyes!"
As soon as the words fell, the aunt next door suddenly raised her right hand and slapped it at the fat man's face.
We were stunned for a few moments.
That's too exciting, isn't it?
This aunt and teacher next door seem to be kind and kind, but I didn't expect that after provoking her, she would be so strict and do it directly.
The fat man reacted instinctively and raised his hand to cover his face, but before he could do so, the teacher of the aunt next door slapped him, and he could only close his eyes.
But in the next second, all of us were shocked again, which confirmed that my guess was correct.
I saw the right hand of the aunt next door, under the gaze of our eyes, actually passed through the fat man's face.
"Oh......"
I don't know who couldn't help but let out an exclamation.
The fat man closed his eyes, waiting for a slap from the aunt and teacher next door, but after waiting for a long time, he didn't see the call, and he opened his eyes to see what was going on.
But as soon as the fat man opened his eyes, the aunt and teacher next door raised her left hand again and slapped it against the fat man's right cheek.
This time, the fat man didn't have time to close his eyes, but clearly saw the left hand of the aunt next door and the teacher, and forced it through his face.
But the fat man still subconsciously covered his face, stared at the hand of the aunt and teacher next door in disbelief, and shouted:
"This ...... This...... This ......"
Before the fat man could react, the aunt next door and the teacher slowly exhaled at the fat man.
I thought that the aunt next door was going to use ghost magic again, blowing out a cloud of black gas, but I didn't expect that a white mist-like breath came out of the mouth of the aunt next door, and the fairy mist was entangled, shrouding the fat man's surroundings.
Then the white mist gathered behind the fat man, and gradually a figure flashed out, standing behind the fat man.
Although it was not the first time I had seen a ghost, I was still shocked when I saw the appearance of the female ghost.
And Yang Bin, Wen Jie, and the two rich second generations covered their eyes and didn't dare to look.
What surprised me was that Bai Zhehua was still looking at the female ghost expressionlessly, as calm as ever.
But the female ghost is not the terrifying appearance we imagined, with a hideous face, missing arms and legs, covered in blood, spitting out a long tongue or something, but wearing a plain long skirt, a slender body, long hair fluttering, but a little resentful glaring at the fat man in front of her.
But the horror of this female ghost is not in her voice and appearance, but in her thinness.
Excessively thin, to be precise.
Seeing the appearance of the female ghost, I realized what the real "skin and bones" are.
The female ghost has no flesh on her body, her skin is attached to the bones, and the outline of her skeleton can be clearly seen, the blood vessels are shriveled, and there is no blood, if it is not covered by her long skirt, the whole person looks like a dried corpse.
But even though she was wearing a long dress, we still saw her excessively thin appearance.
That's when I realized.
Hungry ghosts!
The aunt next door showed her kind smile again, and said to the fat man:
"Little fat baby, look behind you."
The fat man was still stuck in the incredible slap just now, and when he turned around sluggishly, he saw the female ghost.
I heard the faint voice of the female ghost complain:
"Fatty, it's okay if I was starved to death when I was alive, but I'm like this, you still grab food from me, what do you want?"
As he spoke, he deliberately grimaced at the fat man, stuck out his tongue, and licked his lips:
"Fatty, you're so fat, it's best to be food for me."
The fat man was still sluggish, not knowing if he was scared silly or something.
I felt bad and wanted to invite two little suns to rescue the fat man.
But at this moment, the fat man suddenly "snorted" and fell to the ground in an instant, motionless.
The female ghost was startled by the fat man's sudden voice, and her body trembled and almost fell to the ground, and disappeared in an instant.
I went, and the ghosts were scared away.
The fat man is mighty!
However, I was still a little worried about the fat man's situation, so I stood up and looked at it, but was stopped by the aunt and teacher next door.
I saw that the aunt and teacher next door also stretched out a finger, and a cloud of ghost qi shot out and entered the fat man's body.
The moment the ghost qi entered the fat man's body, the fat man's fat body shook twice as if it had been shocked.
I thought the fat man would wake up, but after waiting for almost a minute, the fat man was still indifferent and unconscious.
This time, even the aunt and teacher next door were a little surprised and panicked.
The aunt next door and teacher hurriedly squatted down, stretched out her right hand and touched the fat man's snort before relaxing.
Then he got up, walked to the podium, and said to us:
"At noon today, the principal will cook a big meal for you, braised pork, braised pork ribs, braised pig's trotters, etc., etc., you can hurry up and eat after class, there will be no more when you are done."
As soon as the words fell, I saw a fat man lying on the ground, a fat fish, rolling over, standing up suddenly, without looking at it, and walking out with a dull head.
But halfway through, before I left the classroom, I felt that something was wrong, looked up at all of us, and came back to sit in my place, motionless.
"Hahahaha......" Yin Mo and Wang Zhihe, the two rich second generations, finally couldn't help it and laughed.
The fat man's face turned red, but he had no choice but to stare dryly.
The aunt next door looked at the fat man, glanced at the entire school again, and asked slowly:
"Now, believe it?"
……
No one answered.
"Convinced?" The aunt next door teacher raised her voice and asked again.
"Believe, I believe!" The fat man shouted at the top of his voice.
"Faith."
We all went back together......
(End of chapter)