18. Chapter 18: Roommates
Ye Han had a dream, dreaming that he had become a game anchor who was even more famous than Ash, and there were hundreds of thousands of people waiting in his live broadcast room even if there was no live broadcast, he opened his own Taobao store, made his own video series, and had a very beautiful girlfriend, and the two of them went shopping and watching movies together.
After the movie ended, he dragged the girl out of the noisy movie theater, but the noise in the movie theater became louder and louder. The quarrel continued until Ye Han reluctantly left the dream and opened his eyes.
There is no live broadcast room, no Taobao store, no girlfriend and no movie theater, just a noisy dormitory, with the sound of scolding, games, and Japanese...... The already small dormitory seemed to accommodate all the noisy sounds.
"Damn, Shishuo, you're funny. Than, call you Yatuan, you have to go to the single, now you lose! ”
"If you join the group earlier, will we lose? Can you stop being so funny in the future? finally got together to open a handful of five blacks, and the mood was all ruined by you. ”
"I said, let's group early, let's group early, didn't you hear me? Are you still reasonable? Believe it or not, I'll come back and cut you later. ”……
Listening to the scolding tone, as well as the lewd-voice, who else will there be besides the third child in the dormitory, don't think about it, this kid must have been cheated with his brothers again......
"What, Shishuo, do you think that Lao Tzu can't take care of you if he's not at home? Your brother scolds you and still dare to fight back? Fuck you, do you want to die? Believe it or not, I'll take the car back and hack you to death. ”
Lying on the bed, Ye Han looked at the ceiling blankly, listening to his roommate scolding below, and finally he couldn't listen to it anymore, he couldn't help laughing, and said to himself: "Shilong, you kid is scolding your mother again?" ”
Hearing Ye Han's words, Shilong turned his head and glanced at him gratefully, and then continued to scold into the microphone: "Shishuo, you are a joke, you heard Lao Tzu scolding wrong, don't you know how to stop it, how long is your kid's brain, is it all in it, tell me how many plates you have pit me today, don't laugh at the poetry club, you kid can't fight well, if you ......"
"Yezi, I heard Kunzi say that your kid started the live broadcast again last night?" At this time, a low, deep, magnetic voice sounded under Ye Han's body.
Eh, don't think too evilly, no one is under Ye Han, the voice is from the computer desk under Ye Han.
In order to increase the usable area of the dormitory, the beds in Ye Han's dormitory use a multi-functional bed frame, the top of the bed frame is a sleeping place, and the bottom is a computer desk, a bookcase and a wardrobe.
Ye Han poked his head out and looked down, a little fat man sat in front of his computer desk, continued to look, after seeing the picture on his computer screen clearly, Ye Han finally knew where the Japanese he heard came from, he pretended to be angry and shouted: "Wang Xingren, you are using my computer to watch ****!" ”
"Hehe, no, no, it's not ****, it's an art film, an art film!" Hearing Ye Han's question, the little fat man said with a lewd smile.
The little fat man is the second in the dormitory, perhaps because of his family's expectations for him, so he was given the name of Wang Nengren, but in this era when Wang Xingren is popular all over the world, he is tragic and was nicknamed Wang Xingren.
"**** is ****, what kind of art film is pretended, do you think my brother doesn't understand?" Ye Han looked at Wang Nengren with disdain.
I have to say that Ye Han's eyes are still quite lethal, and being looked at by Ye Han's disdainful eyes, Wang Nengren didn't last long before turning off the fast broadcast.
"Yezi, when Kunzi and you came back in the morning, you said that you started to mess with your live broadcast room again?" turned off the fast broadcast, Wang Nengren climbed into his bed and lay down.
"What? Yezi, are you doing the live broadcast room again? Hearing Wang Nengren's words, Shilong asked in surprise, and then said into the microphone: ", I didn't talk to you, who made the live broadcast room what is going on with you, hurry up and choose a hero, don't pit me again." ”
Seeing Ye Han nodded, Wang Nengren continued: "Didn't you get it last year, we still got your anchor level for you, why are you doing that thing now?" Waste time and no money. If you really want to make money, you might as well go to a restaurant outside the school to find a part-time job, or start your own business, think of a good business project, my brother will invest money in you, and you don't want your share, how about it? ”
Wang Nengren's family runs a supermarket chain, and his assets are generally thousands, so he said such things.
"Kunzi didn't tell you how many people there are in my live broadcast room?" Ye Han shook his head lightly and didn't care about what he said, he knew that the reason why Wang Nengren said this was for his sake.
"I didn't say it, he said that you were working on the live broadcast room, and then he went to sleep." Wang Nengren shook his head and said. "And don't I know the popularity of your live broadcast room? When I got it last year, there were less than 100 people with the highest popularity, and they were all soy sauce, and no one gave gifts at all, and now there are very few people who can make money except for those popular anchors in the live broadcast of poisoned milk powder, I think you should not make that anchor. ”
"I didn't get poisoned milk powder last night, live League of Legends."
"Live League of Legends? That's not a good thing. Wang Nengren rubbed his head, and seeing Ye Han's unmoved look, he continued: "Ye Zi, seriously, don't do that thing, you can't do it without money, don't be serious about it, if you are serious, you will lose." ”
At this time, Shilong's game entered the reading interface, he took off his headphones and turned back to Ye Han and said: "Yes, Ye Zi, you must know which channel is not smashing gifts and treasure chests when it opens, otherwise it will basically not be possible, how many anchors are there in your live broadcast room now?" ”
"It's just me, what's wrong?" Ye Han said.
"Just you? That's even more impossible to do, you said that you are a bronze segment to be an anchor, and there is no god in the live broadcast room, how can you do it. Shilon shook his head and said.
"Ye Zi, listen to our advice, don't waste that time to go to the live broadcast room, have you forgotten how much money and energy you spent in the live broadcast room last year, it's not that you haven't done it." Wang Neng is humane.
Ye Han smiled at the words of the two, after a few years of getting along, he knew that the two of them did not say these words to look down on him, but to really care too much about him to say these words.
"Don't persuade the two of you, do you know how many people are in the Yezi live broadcast room now?" Maybe it was because the voices of several people were too noisy and woke Zhang Kun up, and he smiled at the two.
"How many?"
"There can be as many people as there are, and 100 is a lot."
Wang Neng and Shilong shook their heads and said, after talking for so long, they really don't know how many people there are in Ye Han's live broadcast room.
"Thirteen thousand!" Zhang Kun said angrily. "This is still the popularity of Ye Han when he closed the live broadcast room this morning."
"Shhh
Hearing Zhang Kun's words, Wang Neng and Shilong couldn't help but take a breath of cold air, their faces full of shock.
"! Leaves, you are going to become a god! ”
"Ye Zi, hurry up and tell my brother, how does it feel to be a star anchor? Isn't it cool. ”
"Ye Zi, you have to cover your brother well, my brother will be mixed with you in the future."
After a long time, the two of them came back to their senses and gossiped.
"Hehe, look at the two of you like that, weren't you still persuading Ye Zi not to do the live broadcast room just now?" Zhang Kun said with a smile.
"Cut!" Wang Nengren and Shilong stretched out their middle fingers to Zhang Kun in unison.
After despising Zhang Kun, Wang Nengren looked at Ye Han with a look of appreciation and said: "Boy, it's a good mix, there are more than 10,000 people in the live broadcast room, do it well, you will definitely be able to surpass Dong Xiaosa in the future, and look down on Brother Zhi." ”
After speaking, Wang Nengren gave Ye Han a look that I am optimistic about you.
"Well, I want you to help me do the live broadcast room." Ignoring Wang Nengren's eyes, Ye Han said to the three of them seriously.