"Ahhhh Big things are not good!! ”

As soon as it was dawn, Akuya's roar resounded through the villa, his voice full of anxiety and anger.

"Mentally retarded goddess, what kind of disease are you guilty of?"

"Akuya, lack of sleep is a woman's natural enemy."

"With me, the Red Devil's premier magician, even if the sky falls, I can blast it back with burst magic."

Sato and Shin and the others complained as they walked out of their respective rooms, all looking at Akuya who was yelling in the hall with disgruntled faces.

"Tinder!"

Wood, on the other hand, calmly burned the crumpled paper ball to ashes, then opened the window and left his room.

Unconsciously......

He is used to this kind of dog-like life, as for controlling the succubus physique that often haunts at night, Wood is too lazy to care about this kind of thing, anyway, no matter how he vents, it is not his current body that is tired.

But just a few steps out of the room, Wood turned back to the bed, and burned the stack of books that 'he' had hidden from him under the bed to ashes.

"Humph!"

Feeling the restlessness of a part of his soul, the corners of Wood's mouth hooked.

The whole person was suddenly refreshed.

When she went downstairs, she saw Akuya begging for something with a few teammates with an anxious face, and her eyes lit up when she saw Wood.

"Wood, you must help me this time!"

Before the words fell, the mentally handicapped goddess knelt on Wood's side, hugged Wood's thighs tightly with both hands, and had a feeling of 'you won't let go if you don't help me'.

“…… What nerves do you have? ”

Wood frowned, and raised his leg to shake it, but Akua didn't let go, and the whole person was swung up and down by the wheel.

"Please... Come with me on a trip to Alcanretia. ”

Alcanretia?

Wood was slightly stunned, feeling that the name was a little familiar, and after thinking about it carefully, he remembered that Alcanretia seemed to be the base camp of the Axis Order.

"What are you going to do there?"

"That's ......"

Kazuma Sato stepped forward and handed Wood a copy of the newspaper.

Wood took the newspaper and took a cursory glance at it, spotting the news that Kazuma Sato wanted him to read......

[Will Alcanretia, the capital of water and hot springs, disappear from this?] 】

This is?

Wood looked at the plate from top to bottom and nodded knowingly.

Alcanretia!

It was a town on a large hill with hot springs, and almost half of the entire town, except for the tourists, were followers of the Order of Akussis, that is, Akuya.

The town is most famous for its variety of hot springs of all sizes.

So the hot springs there can be said to be the most important source of income for Alcanretia, and the reason why Akua is so anxious is because there is a problem with the hot springs in Alcanretia, and it is a big problem!

The hot springs throughout the town are polluted.

At first, it was just a simple water pollution, and people didn't care about it.

But just yesterday, the hot spring water in the hot spring baths of Alcanretia turned black, and the toxins were so alarming that they could even cause death if they were touched.

The sudden convulsion caused many tourists to die because of this, and those who did not die were also eroded by the toxin and fell into a coma, and no cure has been found.

"My lovely Christians." Akuya's pretty face was full of sadness and anxiety.

Wood looked at Akua and knew that this stupid goddess was not pretending, although she was usually brainless, willful, arrogant, never brainy, liked to put on a stand as a goddess, didn't look at the atmosphere at all, liked to cry, and would go to sleep directly when she was tired of crying......

Well......

Although there is not even the slightest advantage......

The corners of Wood's mouth moved slightly, and the more he understood, the more he felt that this goddess was useless.

It should be said...... It's actually quite sad to know this product, and it's even sadder to be familiar with it.

Straight to the point.

Although she has no merit, Akua values her followers very much and is willing to do all kinds of hard work for them.

That's probably why ...... There are so many people who are willing to believe in her, and continue to sell the benefits of the Order of Axis to the outside world, although Wood feels that it is more like a gathering of things and a group of people!

Wood looked at Akuya's pitiful pretty face, and couldn't help but be a little soft-hearted, the influence of the succubus's physique still couldn't be avoided after all.

Sighing slightly, Wood said: "You can't go to purify the water by yourself, anyway, it's just a piece of cake for you, if you don't have the money to hire a carriage, I'll get it for you...... Of course, when you come back, make me the equivalent of holy water. ”

Akuya's face did not improve when she heard this, but she tightened her hands that hugged Wood's thighs: "No, this time things are definitely not that simple, if it is just ordinary pollution, it is absolutely impossible to have that kind of poison that kills when touched." ”

"And even if someone poisons it, it won't last that long, although I'm a bit of a boast myself, but Alcanretia is the town I am protected, and if it's only a temporary water pollution, it will be purified even if it is left untreated."

Is this Akua?

Is it really Akua who can say such things?

Wood looked at Akuya, who was eloquent, organized, and articulate, and only felt an inexplicable sense of disobedience.

"So someone must have polluted the source of the hot springs in the whole of Alcanretia, and it's not a toxin in general, I have a feeling that it must be ...... The Demon King Army, who regard our Axis Order as a threat, is unwilling to challenge us head-on, so they want to cut off Axis's most important source of wealth, which is Hot Springs. ”

"That's terrible!"

Sato Kazuma said in an extremely perfunctory tone, it's just a water pollution, and this mentally retarded goddess can also blame the demon king's army.

Maybe it's the Axis Order with their own brains.

As for why?

Where did the person with a problem with his head come from, why!! He deeply understands this, such as the mentally retarded goddess in front of him.

"Isn't that an exaggeration? Although this kind of poison that kills you to the touch is quite scary, it has nothing to do with the Demon King Army, let alone ...... If the Demon King Army wants to do something against the Axis Order, there is no need to beat around the bush so much, right? Daknis Road.

"No, it's not impossible for Akua to say it."

Wood shook his head slightly, making everyone present stunned.

Megumi couldn't help but roll her eyes: "Your guy's intelligence level has finally been pulled to the same level as Akuya by that group of perverted believers?" ”

"The complaint is so sharp, does your mother know?"

Wood glared at Megumi and then explained, "The people in this world who will scare most people are often people with abnormal brains, such as Megumi and Akuya. ”

"Who are you talking about having a problem with your brain!!" Hui Hui suddenly became angry, and raised the staff in his hand to give Wood a shot, but was stopped by Daknis on the side.

And Sato Kazuma on the side groaned for a moment and nodded very seriously, which he deeply agreed.

"And the overly broad liberal doctrine of the Aksis Order would have attracted all kinds of people with problematic heads, because that doctrine embraced almost everything as long as it did not break the law, which reflected the freedom and spiritual nobility of the world advocated by the Akusis Order, which made the Aksis almost unconcerned."

Akua nodded triumphantly, clearly proud of the teachings she had introduced.

Wood glanced at Akua a little strangely: "In short, because a certain mentally handicapped goddess indiscriminately instilled wrong knowledge, so that those believers feel that they are not at fault, and that there is a fault in the world, the environment, and the genetics, and they never blame themselves, and believe that it is ......good to pass the blame on others."

Speaking of this, the corners of Wood's mouth couldn't help but twitch.

It should be said that he is indeed worthy of being a disciple of Akuya.

“……”

The corners of Sato Kazuma's mouth twitched and looked at Akuya, this kind of doctrine is really perfectly in line with the goddess of intellectual retardation.

"And it's because of ...... Sacrificing intelligence, fanatical faith, and wandering between reason and madness, they are even more creepy. Wood pouted: "What's more, such a group of guys with brain problems are not only united and tacit, but also extremely strong in combat, and extremely good at dealing with demons, undead and the like." ”

"All kinds of factors add up, the Demon King Army is unwilling to confront them head-on, but it is not difficult to understand that they cut off their economic sources in a roundabout way, and no one wants to be entangled by a group of people with problems in their heads."

Sato and Mawenyan glanced at Megumi beside him, thinking about the hardships that had been repeatedly affected; He looked at Daknis again, and thought about his plummeting reputation; Looking at Akua again, she thought about the huge debt she and the others were carrying.

Really!

A great god is a great god.

What is the ...... What a point!!

If there is no Wood......

My own life, just thinking about it makes people shudder.

Daknis, though inherently incurable, is barely decent; All of Hui Hui's financial resources were the tuition fees he received from Wood, and he was caught up for the time he had caused the devastation; As for Akua...... In addition to losing money, this bastard is losing money with the whole team......

Akua frowned as she pondered Wood's words, a little confused as to whether she was praising her own believers or belittling her own followers. In the end, he simply shook his head, and stopped thinking: "You must help me this time, Wood, I want those demon kings to firmly remember the price of bullying my lovely believers!" ”

Wood couldn't help but be a little amused when he saw the rare seriousness on Akua's face.

There aren't many things that Akua cares about.

"Let's go, then."

Wood smiled and tugged at Akua by the neck.

Even if you don't want to admit it......

This retarded is also one of the few friends he has in this world, and everyone else is more or less afraid or in awe of Wood, and only this heartless retarded person is tireless to cause him all kinds of chaos every day......

Although it is not a happy thing, the ending can often make people laugh.

"Really?"

Akua jumped up immediately, then turned her head and looked at Wood suspiciously: "You guys agreed so easily?" It's not like you're playing with me, I'm telling you I'm serious this time!! ”

“……”

The corners of Wood's mouth twitched: "No need, forget it." ”

"Don't... Mistress Wood, I was wrong...... I shouldn't have doubted you, I was really wrong, you're going to help me this time anyway......"

Wood clasped one hand on Akuya's face to stop the retarded from taking him into his arms, and then wiped snot and tears on his hair...... Akua is extremely good at this kind of thing......

"Since we have decided to do it, we must set off as soon as possible, and we must solve the incident in Alcanretia before the kingdom makes a decision."

"Before the kingdom makes a decision?"

The crowd was stunned and didn't understand what this had to do with the kingdom.

"The death of tourists is not something that can be solved by just purifying the water pollution, and if I guessed correctly, the people above may already be deciding whether to lock down Alcanretia completely, after all, it is a virus that kills by touch, and if you don't want to add more casualties, Alcanretia must be closed."

"And the Axis Order, which has no home at that time, will also be in an extremely passive situation, they are known to have problems with their heads, and the casualties caused by the hot spring problem are likely to be blamed on them."

Akuya's face changed: "Then what to do?" ”

"Rush to Alcanretia as soon as possible, our task is twofold, the first is to solve the hot spring problem, and the second is to catch the culprit......"

Wood paused for a moment and continued: "And this culprit must be someone from the Demon King Army, so if the culprit is someone from the Demon King Army, it is naturally good, if not...... Let's find a way to slaughter a Demon King Army cadre and push it out; This will not only allow Alcanretia to clear the suspicion from this incident, but also report the news of the elimination of the Demon King's Army cadres to the Adventurers' Guild, so that Alcanretia's hot spring business will not be affected by this incident and fall into a downturn. ”

"Then let's go now!" Akua didn't understand, but she could vaguely sense that something was wrong.

"How are you going to go?"

The corners of Wood's mouth moved slightly: "It will take several days to take the carriage, and we will already be late when we get the news, if we waste time on the road, the cucumber dishes will be cold when we pass." ”

"What then?"

Wood ignored her, but looked at Megumi to the side and said, "I heard that when you and Yoyo came to Axel, you directly teleported to the teleporter?" ”

Hui Hui shook her head when she heard this: "The remote teleportation location must be recorded there in advance, and Axel is not a popular teleportation point, so Yoyo and I first teleported to Alcanretia, the nearest city from here, and then came by carriage. ”

Megumi hesitated for a moment and continued: "Although Alcanretia is a popular teleportation point, teleporters will not come to a novice town like Axel, after all, even the shortest distance costs 300,000 Eris, which is far from what a rookie adventurer can afford. ”

That's a bit of a problem.

If there were no teleporters, only Wiz and himself would be the only ones in the entire town who could teleport magic, but Wood's waypoints were all set up with major vendors, and this was the same for Wiz, because Wood's waypoints were all brought to him by Wiz.

It took two days and one night to get from here to Alcanretia by carriage, and they simply did not have this time to consume when they got the news a big step late.

"So what do we do now?"

Kazuma Sato was also a little anxious, although Akuya was usually always causing trouble, but it was also a few of their teammates, and several of them couldn't sit still when they heard Wood say this: "Even if you want to fly over, there is no helicopter in this world." ”

Fly over?

Wood was stunned and flew over with them... It doesn't seem impossible.

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Well, there are probably a few more chapters left in this volume.