A family of three sat in a car outside the airport. The child was a fifteen-year-old little girl carved in pink and jade. They seem to be waiting to pick them up.

The mother of a family of three spoke: "Nu En (NV EN Shanghainese Daughter), the pen pal that Nong said hasn't arrived yet?" I (I) JUST TOLD YOU (GANG) THAT THERE ARE A LOT OF PITS (LIARS) NOW. Was Nong deceived? ”

This mother is a typical Shanghai aunt phenomenon, dressed very decently, with big wavy hair, carrying a small bag, while wiping her lady's watch, while admonishing her daughter, her words reveal the shrewdness (or stinginess) of a Shanghai woman, for fear that her daughter will suffer. Although she has lost her appearance, looking at the contours of her eyebrows and eyes, as well as the pink-carved daughter next to her, she must have been a role pursued by thousands of people when she was young.

"NIANG MOM, XIAO DE KNOWS. Alaai hungry pen pal activities are all formal, and there will be no ah-ri only mash-making. (Mom, I know.) Our pen pal activities are all formal, and no one will mess around. The daughter explained to her mother in Shanghainese, then turned to her father and said, "Dad has also read the recipe sent by my friend, and it is really very innovative, right?" Even the master who made dim sum for the state banquet in his father's hometown said that it was good. This sentence has a standard childish pronunciation, the taste of authentic old Beijing. It's a bit of an announcer. It seems that this father is a chef, and he is still a chef from the north.

"Not bad, indeed. But, after all, it's a neon man, so you have to be a little guarded. The father sitting in the driver's seat responded.

"What happened to the Neon Man? Hello Dad, Mom has been so weird lately. Guan Gu is very good, and his Mandarin is also very standard, he himself doesn't say that you can't guess that he is a neon person. "The daughter of the pink carved jade is a little unhappy, how can there be a person who has not met to let the family guard against his friends, and he is not an important object," others want to learn the essence of Chinese cuisine systematically, so I introduced to him that my father is a master of the white case who is also the head of the two families of northern dim sum and southern dim sum, and can introduce some people to him. Others are here to study with an open mind, and I would have known that you would not introduce you to Dad. ”

"What's wrong with you dad and me? It's not good to take apprentices in the store on the big weekend, drive here, and pick up people with your mother and you? If it weren't for the fact that kid still has a little talent, he wouldn't be able to see him! Little Red Guy! This lean middle-aged man in a moon-white tunic combed his head, his face was angular, and he shouted Beijing dialect and Shanghai dialect together.

"Thank you, Nga Gamen. Then why are you still arguing? It's all like this now, in the future, the girl wants to find a blue friend and marry someone else, so isn't it a white face (play)? Mom spoke.

"Humph!" ×2。 Adolescent daughters and menopausal fathers don't want to pay attention to anyone. The local mother in Shanghai, the father who came to Shanghai from the north, and the daughter of the intersection of the north and the south, is really an interesting family.

The sharp-eyed mother looked up and saw another plane about to land at Shanghai Hongqiao International Airport, and patted her husband and daughter: "Is the warm stomach (boy) of Allah and others taking this plane?" ”

"HA QI BA DE (HA QI BA DE NONSENSE), THIS IS A GULFSTREAM G550 PRIVATE AIRLINER. The customers who came to our store couldn't make up a game of poker even if they sat together. You and your daughter know, how can it be this kind of golden beetle son-in-law? The master of the white case, who is more knowledgeable, gave a "pertinent" evaluation.

"It's rare, Ala Niang's family is also the Du family, one of the four major families in Shanghai. This kind of small plane, Allah can buy it if he wants to, Allah is low-key, I don't know. Mrs. Du said with some resentment, "If I hadn't married Nong Hao, I would have been able to pinch the laundry and cooking that Ali would have now!" (If I hadn't married you, where would I be doing laundry and cooking day and night now!) ）”

"Yes, yes. Mother, Ai is hungry and the divorce is too much? (That's it, Mom, are you divorced?) ）”

"Ha seven, yes. Which girl's family has nothing to do with her parents getting divorced? Besides, marrying your father was begged by Nong Niang and your grandfather on their knees. He didn't open eighteen Lanya Halls according to Grandpa Nong's plan, I divorced him, didn't I suffer all the hardships of 20 years in vain? Mrs. Du unrelentingly beat her own silly girl.

"Then can I also talk to the poor boy?"

"Nong talks. But if Nong wants to marry a poor boy, if he doesn't have a suite of 100 square meters in the outer ring, a car, a diamond ring the size of a pigeon's egg, and 20 tables of wine in Songhe Tower, you dare to bring it back, and Nong Niang will dare to break his legs! ”

"You have double standards, you are unreasonable!"

"Okay, okay, your mom doesn't have a double standard. Back then, your father couldn't take these things out, but now he doesn't blink when he takes them out. We're also doing it for your good. It was because your father and I were in such poor conditions that your mother and I suffered so much. We don't want you to suffer what we've endured again, you know. Besides, why do you always think about poor boys? Maybe the children of rich families are good, for example, your uncle's neighbor's Richard, I think it's very good. ”

"Daddy, what do you know? That Richard was a bastard. The fifteen-year-old girl was furious, and seemed to remember the evil form of the bastard named Richard.

"Okay, okay, you're still young, it's best not to fall in love. We'll talk about that again when we get to college. The father, who hadn't introduced his last name yet, stopped the topic in time, "Maybe your little pen pal is really good." I've seen the picture, it's that kid. ”

"Awesome, VIP channel, it's really the Gulfstream that just came down!" Mrs. Du's eyes were full of stars, and she looked at the young man who was dragging his luggage towards them with the eyes of his son-in-law.

I saw this young man, tall and elegant. The clothes were of fine ice-blue silk, and the snow-white piping embroidered with the elegant bamboo leaf pattern and the mutton fat jade hairpin on his head complemented each other. cleverly sets off the extraordinary figure of a gorgeous nobleman. He wore an inky satin robe with silver openwork hibiscus trim exposed. He wears a jade belt around his waist and holds an ivory folding fan. Ahem, it's on the stage, it's on the stage, this is what Mrs. Du looks like in the eyes of the golden beetle. Here's the truth.

I saw this young man, tall and elegant, chocolate-colored textured perm crisp short hair, silver rimless glasses, handsome face, navy blue tweed twill bow tie, white shirt, navy blue suit trousers, moderation and elegant two-color adherence to highlight the fashion atmosphere, the combination of navy blue and white gives people a neat impression. Grey stockings and black John Ropp British shoes. This whole set, ugly people wear it, it will give people a mean and rigid feeling, and handsome people wear the classics, gentlemen, traditions of old-school gentlemen such as Steve McQueen, Paul Newman and James Dean. The overall feeling is a challenging spirit, incorporating an exclusive philosophy that can be found everywhere. It is matched with the gentlemanly style of the new era. Even at Shanghai Hongqiao International Airport, the gateway to the country, this young man is so eye-catching, like a crane independent of the flock.

Unexpectedly, this crane was actually captured alive! A ten-year-old girl who wasn't very beautiful stopped him.

"Big brother, can you take a picture with me and sign with me?"

"Kid, you're mistaken. Big brother, I'm not in the entertainment industry, you don't have to ...... with me" The young gentleman's words were forced to terminate before he finished speaking, and the little girl who was about to cry when she looked at it reluctantly took a photo with the other party with her mobile phone, and signed her name "Guan Gu Magic" on the autograph book. Bidding farewell to the little girl who seemed to have opened the door to a new world, the gentleman made a phone call, and under the guidance of the phone, he looked for the person who came to pick him up.

Going around and around, this gentleman of the new era did come to the front of Mrs. Du's family under the guidance of the phone. Mrs. Du's eyes seemed to be a moving golden beetle son-in-law, and she even forgot to get out of the car in her imagination of her daughter's bright future. The father and daughter of the family got out of the car. The daughter who was still holding the mobile phone in her hand and the young gentleman who was also holding the mobile phone looked at each other.

"Hi, first time we met, I'm Nuolan. Thank you for your kind attention. This girl, with brown hair, tied with a purple polka dot hairband, combed with bangs, slightly curly temples naturally reveal the breath of youth, the mainstream color of aqua blue on the T-shirt is matched with pure white, a few stars surround the Western Zhou, with tight khaki jeans to highlight the girl's delicate figure to the fullest, highlighting the unique temperament of the girl, the smart eyes contain a blurry confession, and the expression of wanting to talk about it is exciting.

"First time we met, I'm Guan Gu Magic, please take care of me." The boy was a handsome young gentleman. He really is a gentleman. We can't help but feel Xiongji's strong quote from "Funny Manga Nihyori": "I'm not a pervert; Even if he is a pervert, he is just a gentleman with the name of pervert! "(変态じゃないよ、仮に変态だとしても変态という名の绅士だよ! ）。

He's really a pervert. In this situation, we all thought that something would happen (romantic things), but he turned around and said to the girl's father: "This must be Teacher Nuoyun, please allow me to worship you as a teacher and follow you to learn the white case craft in Lan Yatang." As he spoke, he bowed deeply and leaned down.

Looking at this young man with a sincere attitude, where is the championship of Master Nuoyun strange. On the other side, the romantic atmosphere that felt full of it faded like opening the floodgates, and the fifteen-year-old beautiful girl named Nuo Lan only felt that she was messy in the wind......

Guan Gujun, do you have any negative feelings about girls? Perverted??