Chapter 6: System Abnormality!
In ancient times, there was a mythical beast, called the river crab! The natural enemies of the top ten divine beasts! Castrated and powerful! A pair of gods can see all the things in the world! A pair of giant pincers can cut off all the evil in the world! Return the world to a bright and prosperous world, so that everyone can live a pure life (they are all castrated and don't think about purity!) Kindness (the bad ones have been checked by the water meter, and the rest are good boys!) Life!
Well, the abnormality that Sui Yu found was that when he hugged Philomena just now, he could clearly feel the softness of Philomena's body, and even because he hugged it too tightly before, Sui Yu even felt that the tips of his fingers had touched an extremely tender place!
"Wasn't it reconciled? How is this possible?! Thinking of this, Sui Yu couldn't help but exclaim in his heart: "Could it be that the damn divine beast of the river crab is finally dead?!" ”
You must know that with the development and improvement of virtual games, in order to prevent and eliminate the occurrence of online violence and Internet pornography, the state stipulates that all virtual games must be equipped with a harmony plug-in designed and perfected by the state on the core program (of course, this plug-in is not free, and it is even said that its price is much higher than the value of similar plug-ins. However, for reasons that everyone knows, all game merchants have to pinch their noses and spend a lot of money to buy this harmony plugin).
In fact, this plug-in does not have much intelligence content (compared to Sui Yu's era), it is nothing more than that when the player's body touches each other, the system will intelligently block some perceptions of both parties according to the situation (for example, when men and women hug each other, except for normal vision, all other perceptions are blocked), and at the same time, when some people maliciously make some obscene actions, the system will also appear next to the opposite sex An invincible defensive wall similar to the AT position to block the groping pig hand (men and women are equal, female hooligans/hooligans don't want to succeed!). At the same time, it is only a warning that the groping pig hand has a very strong pain sensation that does not reduce HP.
In particular, the Harmony plugin is a top priority for the defense of female NPCs (in order to prevent game companies from engaging in certain activities that can make money with just one bed through beautiful female NPCs), and theoretically players can't even feel the warmth and softness of the other person's palm even holding hands with female NPCs. However, Sui Yu did clearly feel the warmth of Philomena's body just now, not to mention the invincible position, and even the perception shield was not activated!
Thinking of this, Sui Yu glanced around and found that although all the NPCs were busy with their own things, most of them inadvertently swept their eyes towards Sui Yu.
"Looks like this isn't the right place to do that experiment!"
Thinking of this, Sui Yu hugged Philomena, who was an ostrich in his arms, tightened a little, and then pretended not to care, waved his hand and said loudly to everyone: "Don't relax, everyone, the enemy's follow-up troops may come at any time!" ”
Hearing Sui Yu say this, Kanami, a female ninja who seemed to have nothing to do and was wearing a very dazzling ninja costume, hurriedly said to Sui Yu as if she had suddenly remembered something: "Report to the Supreme!" Shiyin just ordered me to come and report to the Supreme! By combining the magic of the Dark Canopy with the surrounding exploration, there is no large-scale life reaction within a radius of ten kilometers! At the same time, Shiyin didn't find out that these enemies had just sent any form of contact information to the outside world, that is, the enemy should have no follow-up troops! ”
One of the purposes of arranging the Dark Canopy was to cooperate with Sui Yu's undead legion, so that these skeleton warriors, who numbered close to two thousand, could exert their full combat power in the dark canopy (although they could fight in the sun, but because the souls of the skeleton warriors would be constantly burned by the sun, it would lead to additional casualties).
As for the second purpose of the dark canopy, it is naturally to cooperate with the combination of magic lightning storms to achieve the purpose of long-term battery life.
The third purpose of using the Dark Canopy is to use the barrier formed by the Dark Canopy to block the enemy's communication and vision.
Although the ability to block the enemy's vision due to forgetting to extinguish the perpetual light magic in Avalon City was not useful, the ability to block the enemy's communication was used to the fullest.
At least Shiyin, who stayed in the magic tower near the center of Avalon Castle, did not find any anomalous information by connecting the Dark Sky Enchantment, and was also sure that there were no other enemy forces in the area covered by the Dark Sky Canopy.
"Hmmm! I know! Sui Yu, who was anxious to experiment with a certain guess in his heart, nodded casually and answered Kanami's report, and then said loudly to Angelina who was beside him with envy on her face: "But even so, we can't let up because of this, Angelina, you give an order, asking Avalon to arrange as many magic sentinels around as possible to monitor, in case the enemy sends surprise soldiers to attack!" ”
"Yes!" Angelina looked serious and stood upright.
"Ahem!" With a light cough as if to hide something, Sui Yu reached out and took Philomena's arm and walked towards the woods on the side, and at the same time said loudly to Philomena: "Come with me, I have something important to tell you!" (This is completely because there are no three hundred taels of silver here...... )
Under the suspicious gaze of the large pile of war sister papers at the gate of Avalon City, Sui Yu calmly pulled Philomena into the woods near Avalon.
After confirming that his view was blocked by the dense trees, Sui Yu stopped, and then turned his head to look at Philomena, who was silently following him, with an embarrassed expression.
"That...... Mina, I have a reluctant request, I don't know if I should say it? Subconsciously said the nickname that he had been thinking about for a long time, and then after getting Philomena to nod lightly and shyly signal Sui Yu to continue, Sui Yu took a deep breath and said to Philomena in a voice similar to that of a mosquito: "Mina, can you let me touch your ......?"
The latter words were not spoken, and Sui Yu directly stretched out his hand and pointed to Philomena's chest.
After seeing the target pointed by Sui Yu, Philomena's face turned red with a bang......
In fact, Sui Yu is very pure (strange), and the reason why he made this request was just to find out what the name of the game world he was currently in was with the help of the harmony plugin.
Normally, an online game often installs a double harmony program (no way, the harmony plug-in forced by the state has made special treatment in order to prevent it from being tampered with, resulting in the game company can't do it if it wants to associate some system prompts with the harmony plug-in, and can only add a set of harmony programs by itself). Although the body shielding system seems to be malfunctioning because of an unknown BUG, the reason for the error is still plausible if the harmony plug-in is incompatible with the game company's program, but as a game company's exclusive harmony program, this kind of error should not occur, and Sui Yu intends to find out what the name of the virtual world he is currently in through this system.
Take Sui Yu's "Chaos World" for several years, for example, if Sui Yu dares to make any excessive moves against Zhan Ji in the game, then not only will he be blocked by the harmony plug-in, but he will also receive a cordial greeting from the official in the system information: "Dear player Yu (Sui Yu's game name), here is the official information reminder of "Chaos World": He meows to take care of your groping pig hands, otherwise don't blame us for publishing your indecent video records and your real registration information!" ”
What a reminder of the people......
And now, Sui Yu is trying to verify that the game world he is in is "Chaos World 2" through this kind reminder.
Of course, judging from the fact that the men in this world also seem to have a not weak combat level, the chances of "Chaos World 2" are not great, and the rest is to hope to know the real name of this game world through the system reminder, so that Sui Yu can log in again according to the name of the game after going offline.
Although this game crossing incident is very weird, but according to the provisions of the "Virtual Property Protection Law", the game company has no right to deprive Sui Yu of his property, I believe that as long as Sui Yu can log in normally, then the game, including Avalon City and all the war queens, can not be forcibly deprived by the game company, at most, it only needs to prevent the game company from launching a monster siege and other events to deprive Sui Yu of his property.
Although he expected that the future might be full of thorns, in order for the war queens led by Philomena to accompany him forever, Sui Yu had silently sworn in his heart that even if he paid any price, he would not lose any of the war queens! It's a big deal, let's take a group of sisters to travel around!
After thinking about it a little bit and it seemed that Philomena, who had also experienced a battle between heaven and man in her heart, she also said to Sui Yu with some embarrassment at this time: "Although I also like Yu very much, but ...... But I still want to wait until the time of the wedding, and then dedicate my body to you, so ...... Before that......"
Philomena's voice became lower and lower, and at the same time, she glanced at Sui Yu from time to time with extremely worried eyes, her eyes were full of entanglement and worry.
Sui Yu suddenly realized that his request for the rush to verify the name of the game just now was too abrupt, for so many years, Sui Yu had long known that Philomena was an extremely conservative girl with an extremely conservative mind and a pure and kind heart (the biggest reason for the super tiring epic mission was also because Philomena was too kind and didn't want to hurt Angelina, who was hostile to her).
Just when the atmosphere of the scene was a little dull, a coquettish cheer broke the awkward atmosphere between Sui Yu and Philomena.
"I do! I do! My sister doesn't want to, but you can find me! As she spoke, Angelina, who was wearing a corner cut sexy black armor, jumped out from behind a big tree, and then rushed to Sui Yu's side in three or two steps. Then, the bold Angelina grabbed Sui Yu's hand and pressed it on her chest under Philomena's surprised gaze......
"It's so soft!" Sui Yu was shocked when he thought of this, and quickly shook his head, thinking that now is definitely not the time to think about this kind of thing, and then he couldn't help but look at Angelina and muttered in his heart: "Where did my cloak go when it was lost by this girl?" Your own things won't be seen by outsiders, right? ”
Although in Sui Yu's heart, those captives who surrendered were just NPCs, but after thinking that Angelina in a sexy battle armor was seen by those guys, Sui Yu still felt sour in his heart.
"Hee-hee, you don't have to worry about Yu-sama, the cloak is hanging behind the tree!" Angelina really knows Sui Yu very well, and one sentence made Sui Yu breathe a sigh of relief, and at the same time made Sui Yu give up the thought of "do you want to kill the captive" that just appeared in her heart.
"That's not right! Now is not the time to think about it! With his eyes, he apologized to Philomena, who was a little angry and was reaching out to twist Angelina's soft waist from an angle that Sui Yu's eyes couldn't see, and his free left hand swiped open the system menu, and Sui Yu's eyes aimed at the information column.
"Nope! Why not?! To Sui Yu's disappointment, there was no imaginary warning in the system information bar.
"Why is there no reminder? Is it true that a game world crossing event like mine can be independent of the system, and even the harmonious system as the core program can't be controlled? Why don't you try the next three? Wrong! The harmonious system is a whole, and it is impossible for a part to fail! In other words, now the harmony system really can't control me! But in that case, I don't know the name of the game, what if the game can't be logged in? ”
Sui Yu was meditating......
"Wait! The game helmet has a record of each time I log in and exit, so as long as I quit the game, then extract the last exit record and reverse-locate the port......"
In reality, Sui Yu is a programmer in the end, although he is a half-witted programmer, basically only responsible for completing the rigid program compilation, but he still understands some computer technology.
"Hmmm! Uda-sama...... U-sama! People can't stand it! ”
It seemed that a very painful voice reached the ears of Sui Yu, who was suffering from the technical problem of the iQue Extraterrestrial Death, and it was only then that Sui Yu noticed that his right hand had not been idle during the experiment just now......
"Yu, my sister is tired! I wonder if you can let it go? Well, after discovering that secretly pinching Angelina's soft flesh was fruitless, Philomena finally couldn't help but remind Sui Yu that it was almost time to stop.
Letting go like an electric shock, Sui Yu showed an embarrassed expression, and Philomena stepped forward to block Angelina, who seemed to be determined to go further.
Sui Yu, who felt that the situation was not good, clicked the exit button on the system menu, and said to the two girls at the same time: "That, I'll go offline first!" Be sure to stay safe while I'm away, I'll be back soon! ”
Since I have a draft in my heart, I naturally have to seize the time to experiment, not to mention, staying by the side of the two girls who are secretly jealous, this taste is really too enjoyable......
However, after clicking the Y button on the pop-up prompt box of whether to exit, the imaginary space door used to go offline did not appear, but an error prompt window appeared in front of Sui Yu.
[There is an unknown cause error, and this function cannot be used!] 】
Seeing this prompt, Sui Yu was scared into a cold sweat, and he couldn't go offline?!