"I really didn't have time to write about the last coordinate problem in math yesterday. The teacher is too perverted, and the college entrance examination won't necessarily be so difficult in the future, right? ”

"What is math, yesterday's essay topic is perverted or not. To write: my ___, also gave an inexplicable quote. I hate this kind of semi-proposition that is free to play.,While letting you play freely.,At the same time, the teacher wants you to cut to the topic.,What is this called! ”

"There is also a science comprehensive, I should not ...... in the future"

As the "worst class of students" in the teacher's mouth, the different questions from the teachers are the same for these students who are not familiar with the routines and have experienced a lot of battles.

The examination room is like a battlefield, like the world, and if you want to survive in this complicated world, you need extraordinary perseverance and great wisdom. And Lu Zhanbo happens to be such a student with both perseverance and wisdom, known as a scholar in the rivers and lakes.

"I saw it, you would never guess what Lu Zhanbo wrote in his essay - my bumblebee. I still remember him writing: Ah, my bumblebee. He bought it for me before my aunt went to Narnia. Its height is 29.507 cm, its width is 12.138 cm, and it weighs 4.12580 kg. It is possible to switch between Cybertron and Sports Car at will. I believe he has magical powers. I can rely on him to receive gossip communicator Bai Qi from ......" before the start of the last English test, and he was joking with his classmates, "Six, six, six, is there any!" I believe that this should be the zero-score essay in the final exam of the first semester of this year's high school. ”

"Isn't Zhanbo going to be at the bottom this time? It was in vain that he did so well in science and math. ”

"Who said that. Didn't you say that Zhanbo is good at science and mathematics? As long as you play English well for a while, it's okay if you don't score Chinese essays. ”

"No, Bai Qi! How do you know so well? Aren't they all covered after the exam? ”

"Ah, this, that, shh......h

Isn't it-_-||, do you have cataracts? There are two people directly behind Lu Zhanbo, and they can still see clearly, this kind of skill is fouled.

Guan Gu, who was seated next to Lu Zhanbo, couldn't help but think of the masterpiece he wrote yesterday - "My Mario Grandpa". Because Guan Gu is really not good at writing, the content of the composition is completed by Mario, and it is said that he and Mr. Yang's writing was taught by Mr. Lu Xun, who took refuge in the Neishan bookstore. For the high school students' exam essays, Mario said that there was no difficulty, and he wrote more than 2,000 words in a row. Sekiya was skeptical that Mario's half-written essay mixed with classical Chinese could be approved by his teacher, so the English test in the afternoon was also crucial for him. Although Guan Gu thinks that his English is not bad, he still ...... if he wants to figure out the question routines of the Huaxia English teacher Alas. Now I still have to interview the scholar who has always been Zhanbo.

"Zhanbo, I just came to China, and I don't understand a lot of things. Can I ask you, why do I always choose the wrong choice when I understand the English cloze and reading? ”

"Guan Gujun, you asked this question very insightfully. English is a language of the Indo-European Germanic language family,......, second only to Chinese and Spanish in terms of the number of native speakers.

English by ...... In the 19th-20th centuries, the British ..... English became an international language. Nowadays, English is used as a medium of communication in many international settings.

English is also the language most closely associated with computers, most programming languages are associated with English, and with the use of the Internet, the use of English is more widespread. English is one of the working languages of the United Nations......"

"Si Guoyi, Zhanbo, you are so strong. Where do you see all this? ”

"Generally average. Didn't you notice that I was telling you the original translation of the English textbook from Unit 1? ”

"Nani-_-||! So what's the use of saying such a lot? ”

"It's useless."

"Keso, people listen so seriously, how can you play with me like this? ..... Believe it or not, I committed suicide by seppuku in minutes?! "Huh? I didn't want to say it, I committed suicide by seppuku in minutes, this sentence - Guan Gu is magical] [In order to cater to your excitement at this time, I will help you say it. - Mario]

"Don't worry, listen to me. Although it is all English, the English we are learning now has a resounding name - Huaxia English. If you want to get a high score in the exam, you need to look at the problem with the thinking of the Chinese people, the thinking and values of the proposition teacher. In short, don't look at the problem with a simple way of thinking, but make the problem deeper and more complex. Do you understand when I say that? ”

"You are so good at Chinese, I forgot that you are a neon person. In short, you try to overcome it, it doesn't matter if you don't understand it now, you will understand it slowly in the future. ”

Although Lu Zhanbo said it clearly and clearly, it was still useless. Guan Gu wanted to tell him that he was a native of China in his last life, but he still wouldn't. Sure enough, Xueba's thinking mode is still very different from that of us "normal people".

After the exam began, Sekiya was still in a state of blindfolding.

Adolescent enter high school with great____25___but soon looking forward to_____26_______________. ）

25. A. courage B. calmness C. confusion D. excitement

26. A. graduation B. independence C. responsibility D. success

Sekiya wants to choose C and B. Teens enter high school with a great deal of confusion, but soon look forward to the independence they are about to have. Sounds right!

The answer given by Zhanbo is D and A. Teens enter high school with great excitement but are soon looking forward to graduation. Combined with the long-term comparison data of the accuracy rate of the two, we can decisively judge that the correct answer is the group of Lu Xueba, who often has full scores in English.

Is the teacher sure that he has studied in high school? Will we be excited when the summer vacation is over? There is a college entrance examination before graduation, what will we look forward to? What's on the mind of the teacher? Guan Gu felt that their brains were half flour and half water, and they were all pulp in a flash, is this a human problem? Now it seems that Lu Xueba is really not a mortal, this kind of thing can get a full score nine times out of ten, is he a roundworm in the teacher's stomach?

The way Zhan Bo looked when he was thinking about it was also very interesting, tilting his head and putting his ears on the bumblebee model in the shape of a car on the table, as if listening to something, and then after thinking about it, he began to write again. Hey, young man, don't get mad, you're not Sam, and your figurines aren't really Cybertrons. What are you going to listen to? It's just an ordinary toy...... It's just an ordinary ...... Toy?!

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"Phew, thank goodness, it's finally over."

"Thank goodness it's finally finished." X2。 In the end, it was Bai Qi's behavior that taught Guan Gu a truth, if you can't think like a scholar, you can still copy it!! Of course, we don't advocate this approach. Not everyone has good eyesight like Bai Qi and Guan Gu Magic.

Knowing that he still couldn't grasp the English teacher's divine thinking, Guan Gu decisively opened the writing wheel and copied Lu Zhanbo's paper. Now the transcript is guaranteed. Whether it's sent home or compared with Nuolan, it shouldn't be ugly on the face. Now all he has to do is get out of the school gate and sit in Sebas's extended Bentley, which has been waiting for him half an hour early, and he can go home comfortably to rest. In today's final exam, Master Nuoyun gave his apprentice a day off, so he didn't have to deal with Nuolan, a little girl.

"Whew." Trapped in Bentley's leather seats, Sekiya let out a long sigh of relief, it felt good to be free.

It's a pity that I should have regrets about what I said, anyway, it is very difficult for each other to accommodate each other. It seems simple for two people to fall in love with each other, and the so-called happiness has to take a few turns. Guan Gu, who wanted to return to the apartment happily and squat at home, received a call from the "little witch" Nuo Lan: "Hey. Sekiya, Dad asked you to come to the store now. There's a crew that shoots food documentaries and is now filming in our shop. Everybody has to come and wait. ”

"What kind of crew, with senior brothers and senior sisters supporting them, it doesn't matter if I don't go to a little shrimp. Just finished the exam, and the bones are about to fall apart. ”

"This documentary is called "A Bite of China 2". I heard my dad say that the documentary channel found a big production to invest in, and you didn't come by yourself, don't regret it in the future. ”

"What kind of big production I'm going to regret? "A Bite of China"? Wait, a bite of the tongue? I'm coming, I'm coming right away! Wait for me! Sebas drive quickly, don't go home, go to the French Concession Lanyatang main store! ”

China, idols, dramas, how can you not go to this kind of opportunity for on-site observation?

Fifteen minutes later, the super long play Sebas drove the car to the main store of Lan Yatang. As soon as the car stopped, Sekiya rushed down. When I entered Lan Yatang, I found that the main store was still full of customers, and the regular customers at the table at the door did not forget to greet Guan Gu: "Mr. Guan Xiao is here?" Today, tell a story? If you tell your uncle, let's go to a private seat on the second floor and listen to it. The only difference is that several people in TV station overalls are carrying long guns and short cannons, and they are recording on the side. Before Guan Gu could speak, a fat man wearing a photographer's multi-pocket vest not far away shouted with a loudspeaker: "Click." ”

"Master Nuoyun, this is your apprentice from the Neon Nation who came to study, right?"

"Okay, people are coming, it's good. Pony, the main character of this episode has arrived, take him to put on makeup. Tidy up, this is a big highlight of this episode of White Case Life. ”

Protagonist? White case life? Nani?

Looking at the master and wife who smiled kindly, and the Nuo Lan who smiled treacherously like a little fox, Guan Gu was stunned. This is about to make its debut in the film and television industry? Can the director give a code? If you broadcast it directly, if you are seen by the person who is now in the United States, something will happen!!

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"It's not the same as northern noodles. South of the Yangtze River, people prefer rice pastries. ”

"It's not something that can be done in a simple workshop. The craftsmanship is precise and the variety is vast, which requires exquisite craftsmanship and a rigorous transmission system. ”

"Glutinous rice rolls."

"Fine processing is present at every step. Glutinous rice is ground with water. The processed glutinous rice flour has a more uniform and delicate texture. ”

"Mixing water-milled glutinous rice flour with japonica rice flour in different proportions to create a varied texture is the basic skill of making Suzhou-style pastries."

"A pastry chef is an expert at using all kinds of weapons. The filling, which changes according to the season, takes the natural color and fragrance. Summer-autumn mint, winter-spring roses. ”

"In Chinese kitchens, the type of work that handles rice, noodles and dim sum is called white case. Exquisite handiwork is the foundation of walking the white case. ”

"Soviet-style small square cake."

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"Guan Gu has just turned fifteen years old, his hometown is Yokohama, Japan, he graduated from junior high school half a year ago, because of his admiration for Chinese cuisine culture, he came to Shanghai alone, and began to learn Chinese cuisine from the white case."

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Guan Gu patted it, and felt that this paragraph was very familiar, and I remember that this paragraph was filmed by a girl named "Ah Miao", right? What does this count as yourself?