"Yo, my good son, do you miss your father!"

Like a piece of dog skin plaster, the man always appeared in front of Vlad with perseverance, with a bright smile on his face, every time he appeared like a ghost, without the slightest warning, always scaring Vlad enough.

"Say anything quickly, or else,"

Vlad was doing push-ups on his stomach and didn't look at the man, "Otherwise, Brother Katakuri will come in and beat you up later." ”

"Uhahahaha!"

"I'm so impressed! It's so impressive! ”

"Vlad, Vlad cares about me!"

As the man said this, tears burst and flowed down.

"Hey, you don't have to cry like this!"

Vlad's eyes widened, "And who cares about you?" ”

I don't understand, the psychology of people in this world really can't be understood, Vlad thought so, the brain circuit is completely different from the people in the previous life, why can you cry so much just by saying a word?

"Uhahahaha!"

The man opened his arms and hugged Vlad, crying and laughing was really weird: "Dad is so touched, really happy, Vlad actually cares so much about Dad!" ”

"Hey, let me go!"

Vlad struggled hard, but to no avail, the man's strength was far superior to that of the little boy.

"Let go of me! Bastard, let go! ”

Vlad's face flushed.

"It's okay, it's okay, Vlad, you can be as coquettish as you like to your father!"

The man was still immersed in his own world, completely oblivious to the growing redder face of the child in his arms.

"Put... Gasp... But... gas..."

“……”

"Ah!!!!h

"Vlad !!!"

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"Daddy will tell you a story today!"

Looking at Vlad, who was sitting far away and looking at him with a palpitating face, the man scratched his head with some annoyance, and said, "A story about a great navy!" ”

"Navy?"

Vlad was a little surprised, where is this? Torant of all nations, the station of the BIG-MOM Pirates, you want to tell the story of the navy?

"yes, Dad, I'm a navy!"

The man said a little strangely.

"You're in the Navy?"

Vlad was stunned, what does it mean for a navy to be in a pirate den all year round?

"Didn't I say that?"

The man asked, a little surprised.

"When did you say it! Completely unheard of! ”

Vlad said loudly.

"Uhahahaha, that's Dad remembered, but it's okay, it's okay to know now,"

The man said.

"It's okay, it's weird, it's a lot of matter!"

Vlad complained.

"Uha, this won't work, Vlad,"

The man suddenly became serious: "Boys who are too serious are not as popular as girls." ”

"You have to take care of it!"

Vlad was furious.

"Alright, alright, now it's Daddy Storytime!"

The man laughed, "This time it's about a navy, a hero, a real naval legend!" ”

"Heroes? Legend? ”

Vlad looked like he had seen through everything: "I know, it's a naval hero, Iron Fist Karp, right!" ”

Vlad's chin was slightly raised, and he looked very proud.

"Beep, it's not!"

The man crossed his hands and shook his head in veto.

"How is that possible? Speaking of naval heroes, isn't that Iron Fist Karp? ”

Vlad had the look on his face that you weren't kidding me.

"It's not Mr. Karp,"

The man's face was tinged with reverence: "That man's name is Zefa, and he is Dad's teacher!" ”

"Zefa?"

Is that a general a shame? Vlad did not say this sentence for fear of being beaten.

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"Oh no! Mom's eating disorder is doing it again! ”

Screams of terror echoed through the night sky, and rumbling began to echo through the palace.

"Huh? What's wrong? ”

Vlad, who was a little dazed, sat up from the bed with a very confused expression.

"Huh? This is!!! ”

Vlad casually looked out of the window, and was shocked, the fire was spreading, and the buildings were collapsing one after another, which was a rare apocalyptic scene.

"What's going on?"

Vlad muttered to himself, he would love to find someone to ask what was going on, but unfortunately, all the people who were able to go to stop the rampage of the aunt, or go to urgently prepare sweets, and no one had time to answer his questions.

Vlad would love to go out and see what was going on, but there's an old saying? If you don't die, you won't die, so Vlad decided to go back to bed and sleep, or not go out to wave, what if he is dropped by an unknown AOE in seconds?

However, there is also a good saying, people sit at home, and the pot comes from the sky, when Vlad is about to go to bed.

"Bang!"

The wall shattered violently, and a tall figure appeared outside the wall.

"Cake! Where's my cake!! ”

The oozing low female voice is extremely intimidating at night.

"-Mom-Mom?"

The name that was difficult to shout on weekdays was shouted extraordinarily smoothly tonight, and fear, unprecedented fear grabbed Vlad's little heart.

Speechless, unable to move, not to mention resisting in the face of that huge figure, in fact, unable to even act, what a fear it is!

"Whoa!"

The saliva dripped on the ground like acid, and instantly burned a hole in the floor, and the red eyes stared at the small figure in front of him, "Where is my cake!!! ”

"Huh... Ha... Hah..."

The almost roaring shout made the little body fall to the ground instantly, tears were left on his face, the grand ambitions of the past have gradually faded away, Vlad found for the first time that he was nothing more than that, and he could only cry powerlessly in the face of the huge crisis between life and death, it was really too ugly!

"Did you eat my cake!!

Huge palms raised high.

"Is that all?"

Vlad is very unwilling, and that's the end of it? I haven't even started my voyage yet.

"Your cake is here! So! ”

"Just stay away from my precious son!"

"Bang!"

The powerful kick slammed into the aunt's body, even with Charlotte-Lingling's monster-level strength, she couldn't help but stumble.

"You, what kind of dress are you?"

Vlad was dumbfounded.

Standing in front of him was a man wearing a cake puppet coat and looking stupid.

"Uhahahaha, my son, Vlad, it's all right!"

The man didn't look back, still laughing as always.

"Why are you here?"

Vlad muttered.

"What stupid things to say, stupid son, isn't it normal for a father to be able to feel his son's crisis?"

The man said.

"Where's that daddy!"

Vlad complained.

"Listen up, Vlad,"

The man's voice was suddenly low, startling Vlad, "The sea is incomparably vast, one day you will also go to sea, when the time comes, don't be so scared today, don't be a man to shed tears easily!" ”

"Huh?"

Vlad was a little confused.

"Vlad, I'm so sorry, you're so old and your dad didn't accompany you well, I'm really sorry,"

The man walked up to Vlad and smiled.

"What are you talking about?"

Vlad shouted.

Even louder than his shouting was Charlotte Lingling's roar: "My cake!!! ”

"I'm sorry, Vlad,"

The man gently pushed Vlad's body, instantly pushing Vlad into the corner, and turned around to look directly at the aunt's huge body: "Charlotte Lingling, the cake you want is here with me!" ”

The man jumped out of the window.

"Cake!!"

Trailing behind is Charlotte Lingling's obese body, which does not seem slow at all.

"Vlad,"

The man's body stayed in mid-air, his feet were stomping on the air, and through a window, he looked at Vlad, "Remember, Daddy loves you!" ”

“……”

"Cake !!"

The huge body jumped up and grabbed the man's body.

"Kara!"

The tooth-sore sound spreads through the night.

"Uhh

The man made a painful sound.

"Hey !!"

Vlad's originally stiff body instantly regained its flexibility, and he instantly ran to the window, staring at the man without blinking: "What are you doing!! What the hell are you doing!! ”

"Vlad... Father... Father... Is it handsome? ”

Blood flowed from the corners of the man's mouth, but he still had a smile on his face.

"Handsome fart!"

Vlad's face was full of tears again, snot and tears could not be stopped at all, the same tears of fear as before, and they were tears of more fear than before.

"It's handsome! Wouldn't it be inferior to stop here? ”

Vlad roared: "How can you just stop here, it's not handsome at all!" Did you hear me? ”

"It's... This... Is that so? Was he actually disgusted by his son? ”

The man smiled reluctantly: "But... I can't help it, my voyage is here! ”

"Cake !!"

"Vlad, live well, remember, Daddy loves you!"

"Woohaha!!"

"My life is a book of satisfaction!"