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"I'm so tired...... Cheng Peng got up from the game cabin, "rubbing" and "rubbing" his shoulders, only feeling sore.

"ET, how long have I been online this time?" He asked.

No one answered.

Only then did he remember that today was the day when ET went to the Black Technology Service Center for maintenance.

The electronic butler has far more force than humans, so it must be made safe and reliable, otherwise once the butler transforms into a killing machine, he will be able to divide the body of his master in an instant—into neat skin, flesh, blood, blood, and armor. Adventure 6

Although this situation has never happened, just as black technology has always been very murderous and reliable, but in order to take care of the feelings of the majority of users, the state has set up a department called "black technology service center", which is responsible for "after-sales service" for various black technology products.

As we all know, the so-called after-sales service is actually meaningless, no matter how many times you check inside and outside, it is impossible to find any loopholes, errors or failures on those murderous things.

The so-called black technology is simply like an irresponsible author, in order to make all kinds of absurd claims in order to be established, and make a crazy setting with no logic at all.

But black technology can be illogical, but people who use black technology cannot.

Sending an electronic butler to overhaul every month can make the owners feel more at ease.

The same goes for Cheng Peng.

Since ET wasn't there, he had to do it himself, first scanning his body with a scanner, and then battling the damn function to figure out all the settings needed for the deep physiotherapy device - usually ET can do it all in a few seconds, but now it takes him almost ten minutes, still with the help of the computer.

The deep physiotherapy device is a dangerous product, and if it is not set up properly, it will cause harm to the body.

For example, when a physiotherapy is performed, the head flies, and the inside of the neck can only keep coming out of the black gas.

All right...... That's a rumor on the internet.

Although someone took a series of "photos" and made various "expressions" to prove that his girlfriend really has no head, Cheng Peng is not one of those guys who is poisoned by deep anime.

No matter how ferocious the black technology is, it can't be so cruel that people can make all kinds of expressions when they have no head!

This time he was tired enough, so he rested for quite a while.

By the time he got up from the physiotherapy device, Et had already returned, along with a large kiwi that was said to be from Mars.

Cheng Peng sat up and first 'touched' and 'touched' the thing on his neck.

Apparently still.

"Master, what are you doing here?" ET felt very "confused" and "confused", "Why do you have to 'touch' your head after coming out of the physiotherapy device?" Is there a problem with the function setting? …… But you didn't set a task for hypnotic breaks for the brain. ”

Cheng Peng smiled awkwardly.

He had talked about this rumor before, and he was really preached by ET. Adventure 6

Something like, "Even if you don't have biological knowledge, you should have visual knowledge, and if you don't have a head, how can you see joy, anger, sorrow, and joy?" Et went on and on for at least ten minutes, without repetition.

Well, Cheng Peng's electronic butler belongs to the kind of special nagging.

Let's say it's nagging right now.

"Master, I know that you are an expert scholar, but you are an expert in history, not in medicine or biology, so there is no need to study your own head; And the act of setting your own physiotherapy device function is very unwise and dangerous, the physiotherapy device itself insurance mechanism is not enough to ensure that you can be absolutely safe in any situation, a small negligence can bring tragic consequences - you don't want to wake up and find that you only have one head floating in the nutrient "solution", the body has been severely damaged and have to give up, and then wait in that embarrassing state for two weeks, queue up for a new body, right? ”

Nagging and chattering, verbose.

Cheng Peng reluctantly raised his hand in surrender, and promised that he would never set up his own physiotherapy device in the future, nor would he play games for too long in one go, let alone drink with suspicious characters who came from unknown sources and even used electronic butlers until they were drunk...... waited for a series of assurances that he couldn't even remember, and ET stopped nagging.

In fact, Cheng Peng enjoys this kind of nagging.

It's really happy to have someone who cares about themselves and keeps nagging.

Even if it's just a robot, the most terrible thing is not death, but forgetting.

No one cares about you anymore, no one remembers you anymore, you are just a tiny fraction of the demographic numbers.

What a sad thing that is!

A hundred years of life - now it is two hundred years - there will eventually be a death, even if the prince and the general, after death can only return to dust, even black technology can not be brought back to life or immortal, can remain in the world, only "traces".

I don't remember when, Cheng Peng came to a war memorial, looked at the shocking number of casualties, and tried to find out who the victims were.

He found less than a tenth of the names.

The vast majority of the dead have left no trace in history, and their lives are only an insignificant part of that terrible number.

Cheng Peng trembled and couldn't sleep all night.

He fidgeted at the thought that sooner or later, too, would turn into dust that no one remembers, merging into that huge number.

So he studied and researched desperately, hoping to become an outstanding scholar and leave the name "Cheng Peng" in history.

He has become the ace of the history department of a well-known university, and he is far more "outstanding" than other students.

But fate played a big joke on him, the world of Datong came, and the murderous black technology even came up with the thing of time traceability.

Immediately the study of history loses its value.

Luckily, he quickly adjusted, reformulated his life goals, and became the best again. Adventure 6

God wouldn't be so cruel as to make a vicious joke twice in a row, just like no matter how bad an author is, he won't bite off the head of a popular horn twice in a row.

Even if you send a bento, you have to send it with new ideas and changes, blindly searching for souls and burning ashes, the author is not tired, and the reader will be tired!

A shock to the tiger's body is the spirit of a king's tyrant, and a lot of shock to the tiger's body is the author's finger cramps; The "confusion" of beautiful eyes is a temptation of "confusion", and the "confusion" of beautiful eyes all day long must be the use of "medicine".

How do you sing an online song?

Use Professor Sheep quickly, huh, hey; Use Professor Sheep quickly, huh, hey.

Cheng Peng hummed "hum, hey, hey" and opened the forum.

Brother Zagu is still serializing the battles in the world of Gundam, but now that the Federation Army has successfully turned the tide of the battle and is now starting a gradual counteroffensive, everyone is paying more attention to the whereabouts of the Merry Mule and Lolicon Duck in the original book.

"We're going to Laracin!"

"We want to love Na!"

Of course, there are remarks like this, but on the forum, love is far more likely to get attention than love.

For example, "clannad", a casual world with the theme of life, love, and family, is not as popular as "Be a Demon King from Today", a world with a base as a selling point.

In this regard, players such as "I Am Immortal" and "Cafe Owner", who came from the world of Clannad, are very dissatisfied, but they can't help it.

Who called them alone?

Even Cheng Peng himself, in the two scandals of "a certain man and a certain woman are in love" and "a certain man and a certain man are in love", he will care more about the latter.

A certain man and a certain woman are in love, what is so rare about this kind of thing!

For example, in the world of "Neon Genesis Evangelion", there are many research players who are pursuing Limbo Rei Asuka Katsuragi Misato or something, for example, a certain Yi Qing, who is always reporting various interesting stories about the city of New Third Tokyo, he claims to be about to catch up.

Cheng Peng is not interested in this at all, even if he can catch it, he can't catch it, no matter who he chases, what does it have to do with him?

However, he was concerned about a player who was said to be close to Shinji Ikari - though the guy claimed to just want to cut a few pieces of the protagonist into a few slices.

All right...... This is because the gang of people in the infrastructure construction group talk about it all day long.

He didn't have time to do that kind of boring thing, what kind of gossip to track down!

There are no technical posts in the forum during this time, and it is said that the data emperor Bumpman wrote it himself, and it is said that he has good grades and is very popular with readers, so he is busy doing Chen Jiachang all day long, and he has no time to calculate the data.

As for making a well-known intelligence person, Cheng Peng emphasized to her before going offline that she should not release the video of herself making a big deal and overturning Rodament, which is related to several of his hole cards and should not be made public.

So after turning around, he only found a few interesting serials.

For example, "The Troubles of a Magical Boy" written by "Sleepless in Despair" - this poor young man suffered a lot in the world of "Magical Apprentice" because of the genetic disease narcolepsy, although his situation improved after he complained to GM - as can be seen from his last two chapter updates - but the nickname "poor bear child" has become synonymous with him.

Another example is a brother who "the strong is to defy the sky", he claimed to have created his own "Archimedes stray spear technique", known as "as long as you give me a fulcrum, the earth will also poke you to see", and wrote a series of "The Strong Man Against the Sky", unfortunately he is constantly complained by players in the know, revealing all kinds of truths that are inconsistent with the facts: in the world of "Rogue Kenshin", he tried to play Infernal Affairs, and was stabbed by the murderer Yushui; In the world of "Heaven and Dragon Slayer", I planned to grab the dragon slayer, and I didn't find the island of ice and fire for half a month on the sea - basically, that story is the product of a young man who failed against the sky to beautify his frustrated story.

What's more interesting is also the "Great Devil Tester" who constantly sells contracts, this guy has gone from being arrogant at the beginning to sighing later, and now it has developed to the point of "as long as you are willing to sign a contract with me, you can agree to any conditions".

The problem is that since the broadcast of an animated work called "Magical Girl Little Round Face", "signing a contract" has become one of the forbidden words often on the lips of young people, and even Cheng Peng knows that "words can be said 'chaotically', but contracts can't be signed 'chaotically'".

For devil players, the main criterion for determining promotion is the number and quality of contracts signed, so the player who walked shit and was lucky enough to become a devil has so far not been able to sell even a contract - well, he is still the lowest level of inferior devil - the kind of cannon fodder-level devils that usually appear in groups, and even players who have not yet reached the star may not be able to beat.

For this poor brother, there is a person whose ID is "Dr. Guan Canghai" commented: "I think there is one thing that goes without saying - any contract must be established on the premise that both parties to the contract are capable of performing. And what can an inferior demon do? I would like to seriously remind you here that the Bad Demon is an extremely low-level devil that it does not even possess intelligence! Even with the intelligence – I thought the cheat was a bit too much, it wouldn't be able to do anything for you! ”

As for how the "Great Devil" cursed angrily at the "Doctor", and how the two sides argued, and finally had to dispatch the administrator of the forum to throw the two of them into the small dark room to calm down, that is one of the joys of everyone watching this series of posts......

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To put it simply, the forum series is setting + complaining + cameo + all kinds of shots.

Oh, I'm not talking about Fukagawa-kun who was shot while lying down, I really didn't give him a shot.

Finally, ask for a red ticket!