Chapter 415: Stick Beat Lingji
Da Lei Yin Temple was originally quiet and peaceful, but because of Chen Li's disrespectful remarks, the Buddhas in the sky immediately exploded.
It's like a pot of hot oil that is boiling red, and suddenly a basin of water is poured into it, how can this pot not boil.
"Splash monkey, what do you mean by that? Look down on me Buddhism? ”
"You naughty monkey, you really don't know what awe is!"
"If you don't want to become a Buddha, what are you doing in Lingshan? It's better to go back early! ”
There are Bodhisattvas who bow their eyebrows and are angry and forbearing, and there are King Kong who points and shouts angrily, three thousand revelations, five hundred Arhats, you say a word to me, this solemn and mighty Da Lei Yin Temple, its noise can be imagined.
Lingji Bodhisattva shook off Chen Li's hairy hand on his shoulder, and looked at him gloomily, but he didn't make any trouble, just waited for the Buddha to fall.
And for some reason, the Buddha saw the noise of the Buddhas in the sky, and he actually put on an attitude of sitting back and watching, and even smiled and was very interested.
It was Chen Li, who estimated that the roots of his ears were noisy, and he only felt that these bald donkeys were like a bunch of flies buzzing in his mouth, and then suddenly shouted with the roar of a green-haired lion: "What is the noise, when this is a vegetable market?" ”
Wow......
This sound was deafening, and although the Buddhas would not be affected in any way, they were still calmed down by this shout.
Everyone glanced at the Buddha and saw that his face was calm and lifeless, and they couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief.
Immediately afterwards, a King Kong stood up angrily, pointing his finger and reprimanding: "Demon monkey, the Great Leiyin Temple is the Pure Land of the West Heaven, my Buddhism is one of the three religions, and the disciples are all over the world, how dare you insult the Buddhism in a slanderous tone?" ”
When Chen Li heard this, he hurriedly waved his hand and smiled: "No, no, no, I'm not insulting Buddhism, I'm just insulting a bald donkey who looks down on people." ”
"You are presumptuous! We all have great compassion for our attainments, and all things are equal in our hearts, so how can you say that we look down on others with the eyes of dogs? "An Arhat drank heavily.
Chen Li grinned at him, "Are you waiting for you, waiting for you?" Peeing in the mirror and looking at your face now, red as a monkey's ass, dare to talk about compassion? ”
"Demon monkey, you are disrespectful to us, how can we be merciful to you?"
"Oh? It turns out that you, the great power of Buddhism, want others to flatter you, so that you will give people a good face? ”
"You!" Naro Chinese Sai.
Lingji Bodhisattva said coldly: "All living beings are stubborn, and it is difficult to educate without reverence, what do you know about a demon monkey?" ”
"Really? Therefore, those of you who are in awe of the world, you have searched more than a dozen countries and have not been able to find a temple of sincerity? On the contrary, it is the Guanyin Bodhisattva, who is truly sympathetic to all living beings and approachable, and it is passed on by word of mouth among the common people. ”
"You! Demon monkey, you are deeply demonic, and staying in the world is also harmful, see me eliminate harm for the world! ”
Lingji Bodhisattva, who was refuted with red faces, finally couldn't suppress the anger in his heart, and raised his hand to fight. A golden light flew out of his hand, and the sound of the Buddha's voice was like thunder, and it was mighty.
However, before this golden light could fall in front of Chen Li, it was smashed by the Guanyin Bodhisattva on the side.
"Master Guanyin, do you really want to shield this demon monkey?"
Lingji Bodhisattva's face was gloomy.
Guanyin Bodhisattva said in a calm tone: "He sits upright, and he is not stealing chickens and touching dogs and mice, how can he cover up?" Why do you need to be protected by poor monks? ”
"You!" Lingji Bodhisattva was speechless, looked at her gloomily, hesitated for a while, and suddenly the corners of his mouth hooked up a sneer, and said: "Master Guanyin has repeatedly helped this monkey, and he even did not hesitate to say that love and love are not guilty, isn't it, you have moved your heart to this monkey?" ”
"You're looking for death!"
Lingji Bodhisattva's words were worthy of his mouth, and Chen Li, who could not tolerate others insulting Guanyin Bodhisattva, had already jumped up with a stick of Optimus Prime, and almost instantly used his fighting trick to smash it down.
Lingji Bodhisattva hurriedly punched out a magic seal and stopped it in front of him, but where could this magic seal stop Chen Li, who used the fighting technique, almost instantly it was like a screen window breaking through, and that stick also fell, he hurriedly raised his arm to resist, but he was still smashed upside down by this stick and flew out, and after falling heavily on the ground, he vomited blood.
The gods and Buddhas in the sky were all stunned.
And in Chen Li's mind, the voice of the system also sounded.
"Ding, congratulations to the host for installing a stick to beat the Bodhisattva's fierce force, and the reward is worth 200 points."
"Ding, congratulations to the host for installing a stick to beat the Bodhisattva's fierce force, and the reward is worth 200 points."
"Ding, congratulations to the host for installing a stick to beat the Bodhisattva's fierce force, and the reward is worth 200 points."
"Ding......
Lingji Bodhisattva got up from the ground, his face full of disbelief.
The gods and Buddhas in the sky also can't believe it, they can't believe that this monkey dares to beat the Bodhisattva in front of the Buddha, is he crazy?
"This stick just gives you a lesson, if you dare to say disrespectful words to Guanyin Bodhisattva, Lao Tzu will let you feel it well, what is not awe, it is not easy to educate!"
Chen Li spoke coldly, condescendingly.
Lingji Bodhisattva trembled with anger.
With his cultivation, of course, he will not be afraid of this monkey, he was smashed out with a stick just now, it was because he was caught off guard, and now that he dared to speak wildly, he directly said sharply: "Evil animal, you give me death!" ”
As he spoke, he pinched his hands to make a move.
However, Master Guanyin stood in front of him at this time, and said in a flat but unquestionable tone: "Lingji Bodhisattva, if you want to fight with the poor monks, you and I might as well go out of Lingshan, and don't disturb the purity of the Great Leiyin Temple, how about it?" ”
"You!" Lingji Bodhisattva gritted his teeth.
Guanyin Bodhisattva stretched out his hand lightly, "Please!" ”
The air was quiet all of a sudden, and the eyes of the gods and Buddhas in the sky were strange, and the Buddha had nothing to do with himself, leaving the embarrassed and indignant Lingji Bodhisattva standing in place, not daring to fight.
Just kidding, who in Lingshan doesn't know that among the many Bodhisattvas, Guanyin Bodhisattva's cultivation is second only to the Jizo King Bodhisattva, and his Lingji is slightly inferior to Manjushri Puxian, let alone compared with Guanyin.
In a battle with her, don't use a few rounds to win or lose, it's more appropriate to describe it by how many rounds you can take.
"Buddha, Guanyin is so protective of the demon monkey, don't you care?"
Lingji, who knew that he was not an opponent, could only look at Rulai for help.
However, the Buddha spread his hands with a smile and said, "Since the two of you have their own opinions and can't argue, then this seat thinks that it may be a good choice to go out and fight." ”
"Poof......
The little white dragon on the side heard the Buddha's remarks, and then looked at Lingji Bodhisattva's face as if he had eaten a dead mouse, and couldn't help laughing.
(End of chapter)