Chapter 270: The "Golden Bracelet" That Can't Be Worn
After a short time, the two brothers Hongwei and Hongyu returned.
However, it was only the two of them who returned, and they did not bring their sons and daughters with them.
"What's going on? What about the kids? ”
The principal asked, puzzled.
Hongwei replied:
"Uncle, the children are too young, it will scare them if they see Grandpa's body."
When the principal heard this, he was immediately annoyed and angry, and he jumped like thunder, and said angrily:
"Confused!"
In a word, Hongwei and Hongyu were so frightened that they couldn't speak.
But the chief did not order Hongwei and Hongyu to call their sons and daughters, and it took a long time to say:
"Forget it, let your daughter-in-law replace you."
Hongwei and Hongyu seemed to have committed the death penalty and received amnesty, and they immediately breathed a sigh of relief, and hurriedly called their respective daughters-in-law from the back room.
The two daughters-in-law were reluctant at first, and as soon as they came in, they didn't care about the relatives in the house, muttering:
"Why us? The money is out, what else do we want? Yes? We're all outsiders, so it's not our turn. ”
"That is, that is, when we are alive, nothing good will happen to us, and when we die, we will be served."
The faces of Hongwei and Hongyu were extremely ugly, and they hurriedly walked over and falsely explained to them that they were replacing their sons and daughters, and the two daughters-in-law reluctantly agreed.
I was annoyed when I saw the snarky faces of these two women.
It is said that after marrying a daughter-in-law and forgetting his mother, his son became a white-eyed wolf.
Hongwei and Hongyu have become famous unfilial people in the village, and a large part of the reason is that these two women only have money in their eyes.
Obviously, these two daughters-in-law very much disagree with Hongyu and Hongwei to hold a funeral for Guoxian's grandfather, but for some reason, they had to compromise, but they all held their breath in their hearts.
But what exactly this reason is, it is unknown.
The principal asked Hongwei, Hongyu and his two daughters-in-law to stand in a row.
The chief took the shroud that had just been put on, stretched it out, brought it to Hongwei and Hongyu, and said to them:
"Go inside, exhale!"
Hongwei and Hongyu didn't know why, but they still did it, and spat softly into their clothes.
Then Hongwei and Hongyu's daughters-in-law also spat on the shroud one by one.
Anne Bai quietly poked me in the arm and asked:
"What is this for?"
"How do I know!"
I didn't have the heart to say, this Nizi, it's really not a little eye-catching, how can I say that people have just died and are wearing shrouds, such a serious scene, she still has the heart to pursue this.
But I thought about it again, who is Bai Annie, the daughter of the Ten Palaces Hades, I haven't seen the world, so I don't know it, why doesn't Bai Annie even know this?
Ignore her, I made a silent gesture to Anne Bai, motioning for her to stop talking.
The chief wrapped the shroud tightly, as if he was afraid that the air that would blow in would leak out, and commanded Hongwei and Hongyu to take off the clothes of Guoxian's grandfather.
Hongwei and Hongyu lifted the quilt covering Guoxian's grandfather, and suddenly a more pungent smell of feces came out, and everyone hurriedly retreated, and someone opened the window, and after a long while, the smell in the house was not so serious.
At this time, the most embarrassing ones were the two brothers Hongwei and Hongyu.
Needless to say, the two daughters-in-law snorted at the moment they lifted the quilt, covered their noses, and fled the house first, running away from the house, even after opening the window to dissipate the smell, they also hid far away and refused to come in.
But Hongwei and Hongyu stood still in embarrassment.
But through the expressions of the two people, you can see how much they want to run out.
Hongwei and Hongyu naturally couldn't leave because of their identities, but the smell was really pungent, and the two of them held their breath after that, so that their faces turned red, and they didn't gasp until the window opened.
However, I saw that among us, the principal was fine, but what surprised me even more was that Bai Annie, a girl with such beauty and purity, did not react at all.
A goddess-level super beauty, is it so heavy?
But thinking about Bai Annie's identity, maybe a ghost can't smell these scents in the world at all.
The windows were opened and ventilated, so when Hongwei and Hongyu took off Guoxian's grandfather's clothes and were naked, it didn't stink.
At this time, we all turned our backs, and according to the law, we, outsiders, can't see the body of Guoxian's grandfather.
After Hongwei, Hongyu and the person in charge changed the shroud for Guoxian's grandfather, we turned around.
After changing into a shroud, the next step is to wear jewelry for Guoxian's grandfather.
The principal took out the gold and silver jewelry made of plastic, and asked Hongwei and Hongyu to wear it for Guoxian's grandfather.
No one expected that at this time, an accident happened.
Hongwei put a plastic "gold bracelet" on the wrist of Guoxian's grandfather, and when he was about to put a ring on Guoxian's grandfather again, the "gold bracelet", for no reason, fell off from Guoxian's grandfather's wrist and fell to the ground.
This is an extremely normal thing, the bracelet is big, and it will naturally fall off the wearer's hand.
However, Guoxian's grandfather, at this moment, is a dead corpse.
To put it irreverently, he's a dead man.
How can something fall from a dead person? What's more, Guoxian's grandfather has been lying on the bed, and his arms are flat on the bed.
The chief suddenly sweated out.
The people in the back, seeing this situation, were also frightened and retreated.
The main accident was calmed, picked up the bracelet that had fallen on the ground, let Hongwei retreat, and put it back on for Guoxian's grandfather.
But no matter how the principal wears it, the bracelet is like rejecting the hand of the country's grandfather, and he can't wear it.
It is said that Guoxian's grandfather is now a dead corpse, skinny as wood, and his arms are already very thin, but the bracelet just can't be worn.
The principal said to himself:
"It may be that there is no moisture, the skin is dry, and it is not easy to wear."
After that, let Hongwei fetch a basin of water and a bar of soap.
After a while, Hongwei came over with a basin of water and handed the soap to the chief.
The principal soaked the soap in water for a few seconds, then took it out and beat it in his hand a few times until the inside of his hand foamed, and applied the foam to the neck of Grandpa Guoxian's hand.
After applying it several times in a row, Grandpa Guoxian's hands finally became wet and lubricated.
The principal was very relaxed, and put the bracelet on the hand of Guoxian's grandfather.
But as soon as the principal turned around, there was a "dang chang" sound, and the bracelet fell down again.
The principal was suddenly shocked, his eyes stared at the bracelet that fell to the ground, and he didn't speak for a long time.
The master did not dare to speak, and everyone did not dare to speak out, and they all stared at the bracelets on the ground.
Suddenly, the principal turned around and hurried out.
(End of chapter)