Chapter 11 Punching Bag

Suddenly, the sky darkened, and then Dong Zhanyun felt a palpitation, and a powerful tension appeared in the sky. An old face appeared and looked at Xu Jing embarrassedly. Xu Jing was so angry that she couldn't hold back, and pointed directly at the old face and said: "Old Ancestor, why do you want to interfere with me?" The old face smiled and said: "Xiao Jingjing, the old ancestor thinks this kid is good, so don't embarrass others...... Xu Jing said unceremoniously: "I want you to take care of it~! It's not you who marry this kid." Old Zu Tian said shamelessly: "If I were a woman, I would not hesitate to marry him~!"

Xu Jing was so angry that she said lightly: "Then Ancestor, it's better to marry Dong Zhanyun yourself, don't find me~!" Ancestor smiled: "

Na, this is what you said, the ancestor will arrange a girl to marry Dong Zhanyun~!" Xu Jing said angrily: "You dare, if my marriage is in vain."

, I'll turn the Ghost God Palace upside down~!" Old Ancestor smiled awkwardly and said, "Hehe, I'm just talking." You don't have to take it too seriously~!"

Xu Jing was satisfied and said: "This is about the same, this is the ancestor I know~!" Dong Zhanyun: "...... , how can an ancestor still be afraid of his granddaughter?" Hearing this, the ancestor was embarrassed and said: "What do you know, this is called love and spoiling~! Dong Zhanyun was speechless and said, "Okay, okay, I'll take care of it." Xu Jingyi pulled Dong Zhanyun and said: "Hehe, let's go, let's get married~!"

Dong Zhanyun followed Xu Jing to the wedding scene in a daze, and everyone began to get busy, preparing the objects for the wedding.

The crowd dispersed, and Dong Zhanyun began to wear the big red flower groom dress worn by the groom. And Xu Jing obviously didn't want to let Dong Zhanyun go so much, so the ghost idea began to go around again. Xu Jing asked someone to set a long string of firecrackers next to Dong Zhanyun's horse, and when Dong Zhanyun rode on the horse, they immediately lit it. And Xu Jing ordered someone to do hands and feet on the saddle, stained mucus on it, and waited until Dong Zhanyun took the bait.

But Xu Jing never expected that Dong Zhanyun's daughter Dong Qiuyu secretly rode Dong Zhanyun's horse at this time, and the person behind him who lit the cannon didn't know whether it was Dong Zhanyun or not, so he directly lit the cannonball. "Papapa~!" only heard a burst of cannonade, and the horse under Dong Qiuyu immediately became frightened and began to pull Dong Qiuyu to run around! Dong Zhanyun, who had just come out at this time, happened to see this scene, and immediately grabbed the horse and shouted: "Hurry up and get off the horse~!" Dong Qiuyu cried: "No, my ass seems to have some mucus sticking~......!

Hearing this, Dong Zhanyun flew forward and pulled off the saddle. At this time, the subordinates who were guarding the side couldn't help but be secretly annoyed

, I didn't expect that Dong Zhanyun, who wanted to be rectified in the end, didn't get on the horse, but Dong Qiuyu did. At this time, when everyone's hands were numb, the horses finally stopped. Dong Zhanyun sent Dong Qiuyu to the little girl, and he also communicated with his subordinates, so he knew that this was originally used by Dong Zhanyun. didn't expect to trap Dong Qiuyu instead. Dong Qiuyu cried and complained along the way: "Daddy is a big villain, it's not okay to marry so many mothers, and marry this fox spirit~!" Dong Zhanyun said angrily: "Who told you that she is a fox spirit?" People are willing to sacrifice their lives for me in order to make me have a chance~! Can I live up to her affection?" Dong Qiuyu pointed to the saddle under him and said: "I looked at things that were originally used to fix you, but now they are used to fix me...... Woo......"

Dong Zhanyun said embarrassedly: "Okay, okay, when I go back, my father will make you something delicious and fun." I'll give it to you when the time comes~!" Dong Qiuyu cried even more when she heard this: "Daddy is lying to me again...... Seeing that you are definitely coaxing a child like this~!" Dong Zhanyun had no choice but to compromise and said: "Then I will hook up with you, and I will make a decision." Dong Qiuyu finally stopped crying and said, "That's good...... The hook will not change for a hundred years~!"

Dong Zhanyun slowly tore off the saddle under Dong Qiuyu's buttocks, and then changed Dong Qiuyu into a pair of pants. Then he handed Dong Qiuyu to the little girl. The little girl said dissatisfiedly: "Next time, if you let the child suffer for you, I will punish you for kneeling durian~!" Dong Zhanyun had no choice but to swear: "I, Dong Zhanyun, will never let my child suffer for me again......" The little girl kicked over and said: "Come on, you still go and accompany your Xiaojing." Don't take it as an example~!" Dong Zhanyun happily agreed: "Okay, thank you to my second lady~!"

Xu Jing thought of a plan to rectify Dong Zhanyun again, so she gave instructions to everyone. When Dong Zhanyun came back, everyone carried the sedan chair and followed Dong Zhanyun's horse. But the old men who were walking and carrying the sedan chair suddenly felt that the sedan chair was getting heavier and heavier!

"Uncle in the future, a few of us seem to think that the sedan chair is getting heavier and heavier, otherwise you will help carry one?" Dong Zhanyun secretly said carefully: "Okay, I'll try it." After speaking, Dong Zhanyun lifted the sedan chair from under the ground. I don't feel heavy at all when I walk.

After a long while, Dong Zhanyun suddenly felt that this sedan chair was a little too light. So he put it down and lifted the sedan chair. Xu Jing in the sedan chair was in the middle of the heart and said: "What are you peeking at? Do you want to go to the church with me behind your back?" Dong Zhanyun had an ominous premonition, but Xu Jing didn't say too much, so he agreed. After walking for more than ten miles, Dong Zhanyun suddenly felt a little hot, so he stopped to rest

。 But I didn't expect to take off my clothes, and it felt hotter and hotter. Xu Jing sneered: "You better go to the river to wash first." ”

Dong Zhanyun reacted immediately, and said recklessly: "I think it's better to forget it, I'll just drink some water~!" Xu Jing was secretly annoyed, thinking that this kid was really good. Sure enough, Dong Zhanyun didn't feel hot after drinking a few sips of water, so he continued to walk forward with Xu Jing on his back. Suddenly, dark clouds began to fall in the sky, and a light rain began to fall. Originally, Dong Zhanyun thought it was not big. But it didn't take long for Dong Zhanyun to feel that the rain was significantly increasing, so he had to stop and hide from the rain. Not long after, the weather cleared, and Dong Zhanyun happily picked up Xu Jing and went on the road.

But Dong Zhanyun didn't take a few steps before he felt something itchy with a foreign body on his body. At first, I didn't pay attention to it, thinking that Xu Jing was joking with herself, but Dong Zhanyun was stung and realized that it was a bee burrowing into his body! No way, Dong Zhanyun had to turn on the protection of thousands of dragons, but seeing more and more bees, Dong Zhanyun was also a little panicked! Xu Jing looked at a small river channel at his feet: "You better put me down, and then jump into this small river, bees are people who don't sting and diving~! You go to the water to avoid it." As soon as the words fell, Dong Zhanyun couldn't wait to run towards the river. jumped into the river, Dong Zhanyun really didn't have any bees on him, but suddenly a fish sprang out of the river and swallowed Dong Zhanyun's dick in one bite...... Dong Zhanyun couldn't help screaming, and ran ashore: "Quickly take down this fish~!

Everyone stepped forward to help, and finally caught this fish in their hands, but this fish just didn't let go! At this time, Xu Jing rushed over and said directly: "Kill this fish first, and then roast it over fire, and then it will naturally loosen its mouth~!" Everyone heard that this idea was good, so they began to do it. Xu Jing had already laughed on the side and said, "If you stinky boy don't pay attention to me, it's too late to please me now~!"

The crowd was busy from noon until the afternoon. About half an hour later, everyone finally rescued Dong Zhanyun's second child. Dong Zhanyun spent a little mana to make the wound heal. At this time, Dong Zhanyun's clothes had already been dried, and suddenly Dong Zhanyun touched his clothes and found that they had become stinky and hard! Dong Zhanyun realized that this was all Xu Jing's ghost, although there was no direct evidence, but Dong Zhanyun saw Xu Jing with a wicked smile

。 Immediately, Dong Zhanyun had no choice but to admit it, walked up to Xu Jing and said, "I'm sorry, my eldest lady." I shouldn't have treated you like this before~!"

Xu Jing didn't expect Dong Zhanyun to be so sincere to say sorry to herself, so she skinned and said: "What nonsense are you talking about, I didn't marry you~! Besides, why did you wear such a stinky and hard groom's dress?" Dong Zhanyun pleaded: "Please also raise your noble hand, although I know that you are not enough for my punishment, but why don't you give me some face today?"

Xu Jing glanced at Dong Zhanyun's serious face, and saw the embarrassed expressions of the people around her, so she had to give Dong Zhanyun a step down and said: "Okay, this is what you said, in the future, the old lady will do whatever she wants to do to you~!" After speaking, he ordered someone to bring soft powder and deodorant powder and sprinkle it on Dong Zhanyun's body, and in less than a while, Dong Zhanyun's clothes returned to their original state. I become flexible softly.

Xu Jing looked at Dong Zhanyun helplessly and said, "Look at you like that, it's true, people think you will hold on for a while." I didn't expect to surrender so soon, it's really useless~!" Dong Zhanyun cried and laughed: "This is called a person who knows the times as a junjie, I just recognize the form~!"

Xu Jing said angrily: "Then in your future life, won't you be led by my nose?

Dong Zhanyun said with a doting face: "I want to be a man you like, you love and a little hate~!I revolve around you every day, make some pastries and desserts for you every day, and be happy for you~!" Xu Jing thought about it: "What are you going around?

Dong Zhanyun sneered: "How dare you, I'm trying to make you laugh around the way~!" Xu Jing said sweetly with satisfaction: "It's almost the same, count yourself as acquaintances."

, Dead Xiao Zhanzhan, go to the cave room with my sister~!" Dong Zhanyun kissed Xu Jing's forehead and said: "Then I will carry you on my back, if you are unhappy in the future, you will fix me like just now~!I am your punching bag~!"