Chapter 032: It's All Dirty Thoughts
After introducing each other, the people on Chen He's side were extremely calm.
In terms of Lu Shouheng and Wang Fu's net worth, the performance of the two after meeting the professional team members is predictable, but even Yuzu is just immersed in counting the dishes on the table.
Chen He couldn't help but remind him out loud, "Yuzu, Lin Yi is the captain of Xinghuo, the kind that is very powerful. β
"Ah, why hasn't my hairy belly come yet!" Yuzu sighed.
Wei Du said disgustedly, "I don't like to eat offal." β
"The great god doesn't like it? Then don't. These are all retired after a while. Yuzu immediately sat up straight and looked at Wei Du with blank eyes.
Chen He finally understood that in the world of grapefruit, there are only two things.
Eat, and Wei Du.
Lin Yi and Li Xiangfei lowered their heads to exchange something, Wang Fu grabbed the grapefruit, and painstakingly told him that the hairy belly was more important than the great god, and Lu Shouheng stared at Chen He motionlessly, looking like he was bound to win.
Chen He straightened his back and glared back at Lu Shouheng.
She tried her best to make herself look fierce, so that Lu Shouheng couldn't help but hook her lips.
Why did he miss such a Chen He in the past......
Wei Du quietly watched the interaction between the two, he leaned into Chen He's ear with his geographical advantage, and asked in a low voice, "Do you play cards?" β
"What to play?" Chen He's attention quickly moved away from Lu Shouheng.
"Let's play with the turtle." Wei Du proposed.
Chen He thought for a while, "Okay." β
"Say yes first, if you lose, you'll have to put a sticker." Wei Du took the card out of the cardboard box.
Chen He didn't have any objections, she was quite good at playing cards, and when she thought of the way she pasted Wei Du with a note all over her face, she was eager to try.
"Retractor." Wei Du looked like he didn't trust Chen He.
Chen He patiently stretched out his hand and hooked him quickly, disgusted, "Can you be more naΓ―ve." β
"Okay." Wei Du blinked his eyes and said, "Little sister, if you lose, you have to kiss you." β
"......" Chen He couldn't bear to look directly and pushed away Wei Du's head that was almost on his face, "Don't speak." β
Wei Du then began to deal cards.
After a round, the first person to lose was Chen He.
Wei Du smiled brightly.
"If you lose, you have to be close." Wang Fu gloated.
Chen He's face darkened, but after sweeping around the table, he was relieved.
After a pause, she deliberately showed a look of embarrassment, "There is no note here." β
"Don't worry, it's on me." Wei Du decisively picked up the menu on the table and tore it into thumb-wide strips of paper.
Chen He involuntarily moved his body away from Wei Du, "There's no glue either." β
"That's just as well." Wei Du was suddenly lost.
He looked around, his eyes fell on the waiter on the side, beckoned to the waiter, grabbed the badge on his chest, took off the pin on it, and said to Chen He, "Try this." β
Chen He looked at the silver dangling pin, and his scalp was a little numb, "Are you mentally retarded, the pin can't be pinned to a person!" β
Wei Du stared at her smooth forehead for a long time, and sighed, "It seems that too, real leather is always very valuable." β
Chen He breathed a sigh of relief.
Before she could speak, Wei Du suddenly spat on the note quickly, and then pressed it on her eyebrows with a quick "snap", and the action was so fast that people didn't have time to react at all.
The sticky touch on his forehead made Chen He stunned.
Wang Fu and Yuzu on the side fell to the ground laughing directly.
Even Lin Yi and the others raised their heads and looked over.
Wei Du looked at Chen He as if he didn't realize what he had done at all, "Are you still coming?" β
Chen He gritted his teeth, "Come on!" β
The corners of Wei Du's mouth hooked, rolled up his sleeves and began to shuffle.
I don't know if it's bad luck, Chen He has been losing today.
Notes were soon plastered all over her face.
"It's fortunate that it's you, otherwise I wouldn't have been able to post so many notes. After all, the face is round. Wei Du said with emotion.
"Get out." Chen He glared at Wei Du irritably, and finally, when Chen He's face was about to be overwhelmed, she finally won once.
Chen He was relieved, the whole person relaxed, took the menu on the table, and with great interest, he tore a piece of paper and was about to paste it on Wei Du's face, when he saw that he had already started to shuffle the cards again.
"Wait." Chen He hurriedly stopped her.
Wei Du was at a loss, "What's wrong?" β
"How did you start shuffling, I haven't punished you yet." Chen He reminded.
"What punishment?" Wei Du's expression was extremely innocent.
Chen He frowned, always feeling that something was wrong, but he still replied patiently, "Didn't you say that a good loser wants a sticker?" β
"yes." Wei Du nodded, "But we only said before that you would have to stick a note if you lost, not what if I lost." β
Chen He's face suddenly became colorful.
Li Xiangfei excitedly asked to join the battlefield.
It's a pity that after a while, Li Xiangfei's face was covered with notes.
"How can I have the illusion of one enemy against two...... Li Xiangfei suddenly reacted when Chen He pressed a note between his eyebrows.
"You're thinking too much." After Chen He finished posting, he also took a photo to commemorate it by the way, "This is the suppression of IQ." β
"The number of people! It's the number of people! Li Xiangfei emphasized, "Don't think that your husband and wife are invincible in the world, you wait, I will call my wife over and teach you to be a good man." β
Li Xiangfei said that he was about to call his girlfriend.
Lin Yi, who had not spoken out all the time, said coldly, "A few of our team members are eating, what do you ask others to do?" β
Li Xiangfei was stunned, "Xiaoyan is not someone else." β
Lin Yi stopped talking, he buried his head again, and peeled peanuts with an expressionless face.
No matter how sluggish Li Xiangfei was, he also saw that something was wrong, he smiled and put his hand on Lin Yi's shoulder, "Captain, you...... Are you angry? β
"Nope." Lin Yi replied quickly.
Li Xiangfei blinked, "Why are you angry?" β
"Why am I not angry?" Lin Yi asked rhetorically.
"......" Chen He really couldn't bear to face Lin Yi's IQ.
Li Xiangfei looked at Lin Yi silently, "So...... Are you really angry? β
Lin Yi pushed Li Xiangfei's hand away, grabbed it with his left hand, and then raised it, and the neat plate of melon seeds on the table and the surrounding melon seed shells were overturned on the ground by him, mixed together in a mess, and he couldn't tell which ones had been eaten and which ones had not been eaten.
Li Xiangfei opened his mouth wide.
Lin Yibo withdrew his hand calmly, rearranged the messed sleeves, and said calmly, "Look, I'm calm, I'm not angry at all, not at all." β
"This is the same reason that neuropathy always doesn't admit that he is neurotic?" Chen He whispered in Wei Du's ear.
Wei Du subconsciously turned his head, his lips brushed Chen He's black hair, but seeing that Chen He didn't react at all, Wei Du didn't remind him if the distance between the two was too close.
He smiled, his cheek rubbing against Chen He's hairline, "I think this is the same as the fact that you always don't admit that you have a round face." β
"At least I'm tall." Chen He fought back.
Wei Du glanced at Chen He meaningfully, "Some things are not determined by height. β
"Wei Du, you are too lewd, what kind of mess is going on in your mind all day long!" Chen He couldn't help but blush, and scolded in a low voice.
"What the hell are you thinking?" Wei Du showed a helpless expression, "I mean IQ, what do you think?" β
"I ...... I'm talking about IQ, too. Chen He subconsciously raised his hand and rubbed his somewhat hot ears, but it became even hotter.
Wei Du was a little farther away from Chen He, squinting his eyes, and looked at Chen He quietly, "Oh......"