Chapter 1096: Five Beautiful and Six Ugly
Time flies, and as the carriage moves by, it whizzes like an oncoming wind, like a road driven by wheels, and falls behind in the blink of an eye.
Richard sat on the wooden shaft in front of the carriage, holding a horsewhip in his hand, leaning on the door of the carriage behind him with a bitter and bitter face.
From the Tsing Yi Building to today, he has been driving the carriage for more than half a month, and most of the time spent every day in the past half a month is spent on this wooden shaft.
"Squeak."
I only heard a soft sound, and Wisdom poked his head out of the carriage, yawned and asked with sleepy eyes, "Ximengua, where are you?" ”
Richard said angrily: "Wilderness." ”
Wisdom pouted, "Ah... So how far are we from Tongshuiguan? In the past few days, I have been lying in the car every day, and my back hurts. ”
Lying down with a sore back???
Richard was stuffed in his heart, and he was suddenly angry, I sat in this fart place every day and drove with a horsewhip without saying that I had back pain, why do you say that you have back pain when you lie in a carriage all day long! Don't want a little B face, and is there a little bit of heavenly reason!
Wisdom seemed to realize that he had lost his words, and he smiled and hid in the carriage again, closing the door of the carriage and saying, "Ximen melon, hurry up!" We have to hurry to Tongshui Pass! ”
"Got it."
Richard replied helplessly, flicked the horsewhip in his hand, and made a crisp sound in mid-air, and a thought couldn't help but flash in his heart.
"I knew that when the Son of Heaven and Wisdom came to me, I should have promised her, but if I didn't promise first, I promised again, and after I got the promise, this girl refused to let me go separately from her, so I had to set off together. Lao Tzu could have used the post station to arrive in minutes, but he ended up being a coachman for half a month, which was really a premature life..."
At night, Richard found an open place on the side of the road to stop the carriage, bent down to pick up a branch and swung it towards the forest in front of him, and a sword qi flew out, easily cutting the branches of the tree in two.
Limbo walked over to pick up the branches, and Richard turned and walked back to the clearing, picking up some dead leaves as fire primers on the way, and making a fire next to the carriage.
Wisdom came out of the carriage, holding two steamed buns in his hands, and raised his hand towards Richard, "Do you eat?" ”
Richard shook his head and instead took out a roast chicken rack and placed it on the fire. Under the scorching flame, the roast chicken quickly emits an enticing aroma.
Wisdom looked at the steamed bun in his hand, and then looked at the roast chicken on the fire, swallowed his saliva and couldn't help but say: "Ximen melon, is the meat delicious?" ”
Richard took off the roast chicken, tore a chicken leg and handed it over, "It's delicious, do you want to eat it?" ”
Wisdom hurriedly shook his head and said, "If you don't eat, don't eat, don't try to trick me into breaking the vows." Last time, the eldest sister and they accidentally drank alcohol, and they closed it for a long time after they went back. ”
Richard was stunned for a moment, and then reflected that it was the time when Wu Yazi and Lu Miaozi fought in Pegasus Ranch, and couldn't help but laugh dumbly, and said softly: "I don't know how Jiaxiang is now." ”
Zhizhi smiled and said, "You don't need to worry, she should have lost her strength by now and re-practiced the Kurong Zen Gong." When she recovers her strength, maybe even the eldest sister won't be able to beat her. ”
As she spoke, she took a bite of the steamed bun in her hand, and then looked at Richard, who was eating meat with a mouth full of oil, swallowed her saliva again, stood up and said, "It's hot by the fire, I... I'll go back to the car and eat. ”
Richard glanced at her, smiled and didn't dismantle her. For most of the past half a month, every night when he rested at night, he would tease her with all kinds of delicious food that his wisdom could not eat, which was also one of the few pleasures in a boring day's journey.
After the wisdom got back to the carriage, Richard untied the gourd on his waist, this gourd was different from the previous wine gourd, it was given to him by Qin Lie after sending Ai Mengmeng back to Drum Mountain before going to Tsing Yi Lou, saying that it was the gourd planted by Tianshan Tong's grandmother herself. This gourd was the best gourd of the year.
The gourd was filled with the wine that Ai Mengmeng secretly went to the wine cellar to scoop out for him, and at that time, Su Xinghe was playing chess with Wuyazi, so he stood on the side and watched in the clouds, while caring about how Ai Mengmeng was doing.
The name of the wine gourd is the drum, and the wine in it is the wine of the drum mountain, and every time he unravels the gourd, Richard also thinks of the drum mountain.
As soon as the gourd was opened, an enticing aroma of wine wafted out of the gourd. After taking two sips, Richard was about to plug the gourd stopper when he heard a voice coming from the side.
"It smells like wine, which brother is drinking?"
I saw two figures walking out of the forest, one tall and one short, both wearing gray monk's robes, the tall one was nearly eight feet tall, his head was shiny like a light bulb, but his face was unshaven. The lower man, who looked to be twelve or thirteen years old at most, tugged at the corner of his companion's coat and looked at Richard timidly.
The big man's eyes fell directly on the wine gourd in Richard's hand, his eyes lit up, he took the young man's hand and walked towards Richard, and said with a smile to Richard: "Donor, the two of us are from the White Horse Temple, and we are heading towards the Tongshui Pass, which happens to be passing by here." Can I ask the donor to drink it? ”
Richard nodded, stuffed the stopper of the wine gourd, walked to the carriage and took a water bag and handed it to him, saying, "Drink." ”
Seeing this, the big man's face was a little deflated, and after thanking him, he first gave the water bag to the young man beside him, and said to Richard with an unwilling face: "I don't know what the young man is called, my name is Liuu, and I am a lay disciple of the White Horse Temple." ”
Liuchou especially emphasized the four words of lay disciples, lay disciples are able to drink wine and eat meat, and do not have to abide by the rules and precepts of Buddhism, and the meaning of his words could not be more obvious - to drink!
Richard pretended not to understand, nodded and said, "In the lower Ximen melon." ”
The six ugly were even more deflated, hugged their fists and said: "It turned out to be Ximen Shaoxia, who has been looking up for a long time." ”
Listening to the tone of his words, he didn't mean to look up for a long time at all. Richard didn't mind, as he approached Tongshui Pass, he could meet monks from various temples from time to time, and he had long been used to it.
The six clowns took the boy to a slightly farther place and sat down, took out a large piece of bread from the package on his back, tore off a piece and handed it to the boy.
The boy took it and took a bite, chewing as he stared at the half-eaten roast chicken on the fire. Seeing this, the six ugly smiled and said: "Wuliang, don't look at it, you are a Buddhist disciple of the Eight Classics, and you can't eat meat." Like Senior Brother I, I'm much smarter, I'm just a lay disciple, so I drink wine, eat meat, and play with women... What, being a brother means that marrying a daughter-in-law is not in the way. ”
Richard laughed dumbly, and Wu Liang... Five beautiful, the names of this pair of brothers are also interesting, one is ugly and the other is beautiful.
Wu Liang glanced at the six ugly and said: "But the master said that you are an elm head, and rotten wood cannot be carved, and often says that you will be expelled from the White Horse Temple." ”
The six ugly faces showed a look of ridicule, and said: "That's all the old bald head talking casually, do you think senior brother I haven't stayed well in the White Horse Temple?" Eat quickly, go to bed after eating, and have to hurry tomorrow morning. ”
Wu Liang nodded, and after taking a bite of bread, he suddenly looked at the carriage and said, "Senior brother, there is a very powerful person in that carriage." ”
(End of chapter)