In an instant, Zhao Xiaotian was dumbfounded, and his eyes were as wide as copper bells.

swallowed his saliva again, "Huahua, is that mother-in-law blind?" Or is there something wrong with your brain? Your martial arts are not as strong as her, you are not as handsome as Lao Tzu, you don't have a car or a house, can she take a fancy to you? ”

"But I don't know...... "But this deflated calf is also full of innocence," she said, she likes me as a stupid little man with a sense of justice. Saying that I am her favorite model, it is very interesting to stay with me! ”

"He also said that in the future, he will become a biological child with me and protect me! also said that in the future, I can only be bullied by her alone, and if others dare to move me, she will play with whomever she wants......"

"Originally, I thought she was just joking, thinking that as long as she didn't go out and hide in the past two days, she would be fine!"

pouted, pitiful, "But...... But who knew that just now, she actually came to the door, and she forced me to be her boyfriend! ”

"I definitely don't agree, I'd rather die than obey! Outcome...... And here it was, and she beat me up again! And this time, she was so angry that she was very ruthless, and she almost broke up my bones, and the meridians around me were chaotic and rampant, and I was about to go crazy......"

For a while, her eyes were full of tears, and she was about to cry again, "Immediately after, she also sealed my internal strength with acupoints, pressed me to the ground, and helped me open up the two meridians with her strength, and then I broke through the upper layer of the Nirvana realm......"

"Ahem......" The corners of Zhao Xiaotian's mouth twitched again, and he jumped to his feet in anger, "Cultivation has broken through, isn't this a great event worth celebrating?" Are you crying? ”

"But I just feel that this is what she helped me break through, so shameless, so shameful......" I didn't expect that this guy still had nothing to love," she said that I owed her, and she wanted me to make a personal promise! ”

"That's it, she still pressed me against the wall...... her eyes were red, "Little uncle, she ...... She actually kissed me, she took away my first kiss! I really don't want to live anymore......"

Then, she gave me this bottle of wine and this pack of cigarettes, and said that I should drink some wine to suppress my shock. After being kissed by her a few more times, I slowly got used to it......"

"And she threatened me that if she dared not agree to be her boyfriend in the future, she would simply drag me to the wilderness, cook raw rice and rice, and then let her master officiate at the wedding......"

A sob, "Uncle Xiao, although she is quite beautiful, I have just turned twenty years old, and I am still a child, so I don't want to get married yet......"

"I'm so miserable, so sad......"

So, Zhao Xiaotian looked at him in a daze, and he didn't know what to say.

After a long time, I finally held back a sentence, "! This female monster who ran out of the cottage in Nima is not an ordinary fierce! This world is too perverted......"

Then he scolded angrily, "You pig's head, she bullies people so much, you don't know the name of Lao Tzu, you didn't tell her, you are covered by Lao Tzu?" ”

"I said......" However, I didn't expect Zhang Xiaohua to be even more innocent and pitiful, "I told her that my little uncle is Zhao Xiaotian and will help me avenge me!" And she said, she said, ......"

"What did she say?" Zhao Xiaotian's expression tightened and asked.

She said, which green onion is Zhao Xiaotian? dragged it like a twenty-five or eighty-thousand, but as a result, it wasn't her master who was beaten up at any time and urinated all over the ground looking for teeth, and she didn't even dare to let go of a fart after being beaten! ”

"And say, what if you break through the realm? Her master, it's not like she doesn't need to move a finger to play you to death. When she broke through the realm, she was embarrassed to be embarrassed and sent a text message to show off to her master......"

"She also said that you dare to touch and eat her master's tofu, her master will come to Huahai City in two days and beat you to death, and the coffin has been booked for you......"

"Poof......" In an instant, Zhao Xiaotian was completely stunned!

The old face was darkened, black smoke was rising from his forehead, and his mouth was open enough to fit a pig.

His back was cold, and his forehead was sweating.

Slowly crouch down in the corner. Light a soft Chinese stick, pick up the bottle of 60 degrees old white dry, smoke a cigarette, and take a sip of wine!

At this moment, his eyes were full of tears, full of lovelessness.

"Uncle Junior, what's wrong with you?" Zhang Xiaohua was a little anxious and asked stupidly.

"It's fine." Zhao Xiaotian's lips were trembling, and he rubbed his reddened eyes, "It's just that suddenly my legs are a little weak, and I guess it's a little calcium deficient......"

"That's not right, Uncle Xiao, do you know her master?" At this time, Zhang Xiaohua was even more puzzled and asked in a daze.

"I don't want to know ......," Brother Tian's voice was a little choked.

"Are you just like me, so shameful, so cowardly, and beaten in front of her master?" In an instant, Zhang Xiaohua's mouth opened wide, and she was even more surprised, "Who is her master, so powerful?" ”

"Roll the calves!" However, in an instant, Zhao Xiaotian was in a hurry, his old face turned red, and he was so angry that he almost smashed a wine bottle on it, and roared with a dead bite, "Can you speak?" Is Lao Tzu like you? ”

"You are a disgraceful beating! Lao Tzu is fundamentally different from you, Lao Tzu is beaten with style, that is beaten with cultural heritage, and that is beaten about the sublimation of the soul! ”

"Do you understand? If you don't understand, don't talk nonsense! ”

Another big sip of wine poured into his stomach, and it was not until he finished smoking a cigarette that he finally stood up tremblingly.

There is no love in life, he patted Zhang Xiaohua's shoulder, sighed, his face was full of guilt, and his voice was hoarse and trembling, "Huahua, Uncle Xiao can't help you, I can't help you take revenge this time!" ”

"I also know that you are very painful and wronged, but if that chick comes to pester you again, such as forcibly kissing you on the mouth, or wants to drag you to the wilderness and forcibly defile your innocent body, you should call Uncle Xiao immediately."

"Let her come at me something, to defile my innocent body! I don't want you to be wronged, I'm willing to bear these pains for you! ”

"That's all Uncle Xiao can do for you......"

Then he turned around, dragged his heavy steps, and walked forward with a sad face.

"Hmm!" Zhang Xiaohua nodded vigorously. For a while, I was so moved that tears rolled in my eyes, and I choked up and murmured, "Uncle Xiao is so good to me, and he is willing to bear such grievances for me......"

But immediately after, there was another burst of doubt, and he opened his voice and shouted, "But Uncle Xiao, I still don't think it's right!" ”

"I think that when you were beaten by Miss Song, you were quite ashamed and cowardly, and I can't see any style and cultural heritage! And it's worse than me, at least that woman won't slap me in the face......"

"I'll fuck you, uncle! If you talk nonsense again, Lao Tzu will kill you! However, before the words were finished, there was a roar in my ears!

Immediately after, the body "swished" to the ceiling, and before it fell, there was another kick in the abdomen, flying directly out of the distance, and falling into the mouth full of mud!

(End of chapter)