Chapter 157: I'm Telling the Truth, But I'm Talking About Slander
In the crisp slap one after another, the unruly princess finally couldn't hold it back, and the river burst into tears.
The hot pain in her ass is real, but what makes her cry the most is because she has never suffered such a grievance in the past twenty years since she was born.
There were obviously a group of soldiers behind him, but under the momentum that the dead fat pig invisibly exuded, no one dared to come forward to help.
"Okay, twenty slaps, it's a little lesson for you, if you dare to be disrespectful to me along the way, it's not as simple as spanking."
After the last blow, Chen Li reached out and threw the princess back, and threw it back on the back of her own horse.
The princess was still whimpering, her smart eyes were full of tears, her face was full of tears, and she cried so badly.
Chen Li ignored her, smoothed the mane on the little white dragon's neck, and walked forward slowly.
Zhu Bajie rode over on his horse, glanced back at the princess, and said with a smile: "Brother Monkey, this doesn't look like your style, although the princess is a little annoying, but she is also a little beauty, you actually hit a few times and it's over?" ”
Chen Li knew what Zhu Bajie was thinking, so he didn't respond, but suddenly stretched out his hand, and then flew out with a lot of energy, piercing a crow hidden in the treetops on the side of the road.
Then he lay on his back on the horse and said: "I have no interest in rouge horses, don't look at her face is not bad, but a woman who rides a horse all the year round is destined to be as smooth as a woman in the boudoir with red sleeves." ”
"That's right, hehe." Zhu Bajie nodded in agreement.
Behind, the princess, who had finally held back her tears, heard two bastards discussing in front of her without scruples whether her ass was smooth or not, and one face was so ashamed and angry that she forgot the scene of being cut by a monkey just now, and said angrily: "Who said my ass is not smooth? ”
"I said, what's wrong?" Chen Li didn't look back, lying on his back on horseback, enough to see the person behind him.
The young princess looked at him with each other, and couldn't help but be a little more cowardly, shrunk her head, and pouted: "Stinky monkey, you have a rough ass, you think everyone is like you?" ”
Although she said this quietly, it still didn't leak into Chen Li's ears.
"For a woman like you who likes to run on horseback, you still want to have a smooth ass? If you don't grind out a few poxes and sores, thank God. ”
Chen Li had an extremely knowing expression on his face.
When the young princess heard this, she said angrily: "I like to ride horses, but I don't ride them every day, besides, there are many good things in the palace, so I can't maintain them?" ”
"Maintenance?" Chen Li sneered, tilted his head and looked at the princess's chest, and said, "You better take care of your breasts, you are not young, and you wear armor all day long, how can your breasts grow big?" ”
"You, you ......"
Chen Li's words really hit the heart of the young princess, on weekdays, what she is most afraid of is that others ridicule her for her small breasts, although compared with men, her two taels of meat are still a bit heavy, compared with the sisters in the palace, it is really a small thing.
For this reason, she was secretly laughed at by those sisters.
"What are you, what I said is the truth, not to mention compared to women, even our pig general is much bigger than yours, right?"
Chen Li's eyes glanced at Zhu Bajie, Zhu Bajie smiled, his body shook, and he saw his big chest and big belly rolling.
"Phew, he's fat, ugly." The young princess looked at Zhu Bajie's fat and snorted with a frown.
Seeing this, Chen Li sneered: "You are still suspicious, worry about yourself, your breasts are small and your buttocks are rough." ”
After saying that, he put his head on his hands and whistled while absent-mindedly looking at the forest beside the avenue.
The young princess was very angry with him, although she was different from ordinary women, she didn't like women and loved bow horses, but in the end, she was still a real daughter, as long as she was a woman, she still cared more or less about what others thought of her.
But this monkey is good, and he thinks his ass is rough and his chest is small.
While the young princess kept cursing the monkey in her heart for falling off the horse, she also whispered sarcastically: "I only know that this princess is so small and that she is small, and this princess also says that your tool for inheritance is small." ”
As soon as she said this, she regretted it.
Because she clearly felt that the wind around her was quieter, and the monkey's whistle stopped.
The fat-headed, big-eared guy turned around and gave her a meaningful smile, and before she could think about the meaning of that smile, she felt her body lighten and her whole body fly.
"Ah, hey, what are you doing? Where are you taking me? ”
The princess was alarmed, and at once she found that the monkey had lifted herself up and was speeding into the woods beside the avenue.
When the soldiers behind him saw this scene, they were all unclear why, a lieutenant general's mouth opened and closed slightly, and he was about to say something, but he heard Zhu Bajie say: "Don't look at it, the princess and the general are asking for advice, we continue to march, and they will catch up." ”
"Oh."
When the soldiers heard this, they knew that this fat pig was a person with magical powers, so they didn't dare to ask more, so they could only follow him honestly and continue to move forward.
And Chen Li held the young princess and entered the depths of the woods in three or two steps.
It is the autumn solstice, the summer heat has long passed, the breeze in the forest is slightly cool, many unseasonable flowers have withered, and the tall trees have gradually begun to fall leaves.
The ground was more or less covered with yellowed dead leaves.
Chen Li didn't ink either, and after coming here, he threw the young princess on the ground covered with dead leaves.
"Y-What are you going to do?"
The young princess looked at the monkey who was undressing and undressing, and her face was quite beautiful, and she turned white with fright.
Chen Li's gaze swept up and down the princess before he sneered, "What do you think?" ”
"No, no, you can't mess around!"
The princess wanted to run when she got up, but as soon as Chen Li's heart moved, her body was frozen in place.
"Didn't you say I'm small, I'll let you see it." Chen Li said with a smile.
When the princess heard this, she said with a sad face: "I didn't mean it, you said that I was small first." ”
"I'm telling the truth, but you're slandering."
"I said you slandered me." The princess looked aggrieved.
When Chen Li heard this, he sneered: "Okay, since you said that I slandered you, then I'll come and see if it's really slandered." ”
So saying, he walked forward and came to the princess.
"Don't?"
The princess immediately exclaimed, and her pretty face was full of shyness.
Just when she thought that the monkey was going to come here, she saw the monkey sneering and turning his head, and with a wave of his hand, several rays of light visible to the naked eye flew out.
I only heard the sound of a few things popping to the ground not far away.
(End of chapter)