I have admired three men, one is Xu Xian, the second is Dong Yong, and the third is Ning Caichen. One dares to sleep snakes, one dares to sleep fairies, and the last one doesn't even let go of ghosts. It wasn't until I saw Hua Qiangu that I knew that Luo Eleven was a real man who dared to sleep with a caterpillar. The most despised is Sun Wukong, stupid B, who fixed the seven fairies, he actually ran to steal peaches, but I have to admire Sun Wukong's father, who can actually get pregnant with stones, and I am also drunk.

Dusk, streetside, commissary.

Humans, men, two men, one old and one young, stood across the counter.

"Is that you?"

"It's me."

"You're here."

"I'm coming."

"You shouldn't have come."

"I'm already here."

"You're here anyway, after all."

"I'm here anyway, after all."

Silence, long silence.

It seems that the two people carved in clay and wood are facing each other, but the sunset is getting more and more oblique.

"What are you doing here?" The old man finally broke the silence.

"Hit the soy sauce." Crisp and neat, word by word, without the slightest hesitation.

The old man groaned for a while, and said slowly: "How much is a pound?" ”

"One piece." Still crisp and clean, without a hint of hesitation.

The man's face had changed, and he said, "You know that I never sell soy sauce for a dollar or a pound here. ”

"I just need a dollar and a pound of soy sauce."

"Really?"

"Seriously!"

The soy sauce seller stared at the person in front of him, he was very young, but his eyes, no one will forget, it was as quiet as the night, as deep as the sea.

He knew that the young man in front of him was definitely not a person, but he also knew that he would never sell soy sauce for a dollar or a pound.

It was still so silent, deathly silent.

The sun was about to set, and he looked at the sunset in the distance and felt an indescribable fear.

He smiled bitterly and said, "Do you have to buy one for a pound?" ”

"Definitely!"

"What if I don't sell it to you?"

"You can try!"

Silence, death-like silence.

After a long time, he raised his eyes to look at the young man, gritted his teeth and said, "Okay, I'll sell you a pound of soy sauce for a dollar, but you don't have to mention it to outsiders!" ”

He took the soy sauce bottle and a dollar from the boy's hand. The bottle is cold, just like the heart of the old man; The coin was slightly hot, like the palm of a young man's hand.

After a few moments, the boy took the soy sauce bottle he handed back and turned to walk towards the door.

In this battle, he won, and he won it completely. A hint of pride crossed the boy's face.

The soy sauce seller stopped him from behind: "Do you think you really beat me?" ”

The young man's body shook slightly, and his steps stopped.

"Obviously, I've already hit the soy sauce at such a low price."

"Not bad."

"Then I have overcome you."

"It's a pity that you missed a little."

The boy turned suddenly, the muscles on his face twitching slightly, he seemed to realize something, but it was too late.

The soy sauce seller only smiled lightly and said, "My soy sauce was originally sold for eight cents a pound." ”