Chapter 217: Protecting Adults or Children? [3 more]
"Ahhh 100,000 was originally thrown to the ground, but when his stomach touched the ground, he rolled in pain, holding his big belly high as if he was seven or eight months pregnant, holding his big belly in both hands and wailing: "My stomach - it hurts - it hurts - it hurts - "
As if they had consulted with him, the army rolled their front and back feet to the ground, and the wide monk's robes, which he had been concealing, were opened, revealing his big belly, which also seemed to be seven or eight months pregnant.
"Oh, mom hurts—it hurts me—" The army and 100,000 howled with their big bellies and legs like killing pigs, and the barren mountains and mountains seemed to have suddenly become obstetrics and gynecology, and the two old men were like pregnant women waiting to give birth.
"I ...... ......" Murong Kunpeng and his little friends were stunned, it's just that 100,000 has such a big belly, after all, 100,000 was originally a big fat man, when did Dajun get pregnant with his mother?
Wrong! Murong Kunpeng frowned, first of all, the army is the famous Rib Sect Master, they have been vomiting for two days, everyone is skinny and skinny, why would they grow a big belly instead?
Besides, his Hundred Diseases Pill has been tested and effective by Xiao Funi, it is impossible that there will be no effect here when it reaches the army of 100,000, and it will be just that there is no effect, why would the army of 100,000 be hurt like this?
Murong Kunpeng hurriedly squatted down and lifted the monk's robe of the army, and saw a huge belly, the huge belly was lined with ribs, and the strong visual contrast appeared on a big bald head It was really weird!
"Huh?" Xiao Funi jumped on top of Murong Kunpeng's head curiously, of course, not to scratch the brain core with her little paws to eat, but the little paws clung to Murong Kunpeng's hair, and her red eyes stared at the big belly of the army, as if she had found something but was not sure.
Then it was amazing, there seemed to be something squirming in the big belly of the army, not the kind of fetal movement like pregnancy, but a strange rope-like thing drilling around!
Murong Kunpeng's heart moved, and he hurriedly leaned down and put his ear to the big belly of the army and listened carefully.
"Ahhhh......h
"It's a handle!" Murong Kunpeng raised his head and looked at Sima Ji in amusement: "Protect the adult or protect the child?" ”
"Fuck—" The army of 100,000 howled when they heard this, "I'm fucking—of course Bao! ”
Are you really convinced? Murong Kunpeng was also drunk, and stood up with a smile and patted Sima Ji: Don't worry, it's all right!
At this time, the army of 100,000 began to vomit again, but this time there was only retching left, and after vomiting a few times, the army suddenly squirted out a blood-red rope with a "wow", and after spraying, the army's big belly became smaller, and the blood-red rope fell to the ground but writhed desperately!
The 100,000 front and rear feet also spewed out a blood-red rope with a "wow", Murong Kunpeng and Sima Ji fixed their eyes and saw what blood-red rope was, it was clearly two big snakes as thick as eggs!
However, these two big snakes are also strange to say, they are covered in blood and blood, as if they have no scales and no skin, and blood bubbles are constantly popping up and bursting, and the head can't see where the eyes are.
If it weren't for the fact that they opened their bloody mouths, their heads would be a big bloody bump, but after opening their bloody mouths, they did look like snakes, with sharp fangs and a blood-red snake letter!
What the heck? Murong Kunpeng and Sima Ji quickly exchanged glances, and they both saw the confusion in each other's eyes, with their extensive knowledge and knowledge, they didn't even know the existence of this mutant snake!
After the two blood-red snakes were spewed out, they wanted to jump up and bite people, but unfortunately little Funi didn't give them this chance at all.
A blue lightning flashed over their heads and landed on Sima Ji's shoulder.
Immediately, the heads of the two blood-red snakes were opened, and a large amount of blood spurted out of them.
The next scene was incredible, the two blood-red snakes turned into blood in the blink of an eye!
Sima Ji was not shocked that Xiao Funi killed the two blood-red snakes in seconds, the B-level mutant beast was not a vegetarian, but Xiao Funi was very flattered by his shoulder, you must know that this is the first time that Xiao Funi is close to him.
However, to his surprise, after Xiao Funi wiped the little claws that had scratched the blood-red snake on his shoulder with disgust, she abandoned him without hesitation and returned to Murong Kunpeng's body again.
This little Funi is fine! Sima Ji's whole person is not good - even small animals have bullied honest people these days!
"Twitter! Twitter! Xiao Funi chattered in Murong Kunpeng's ear, and her big fluffy tail swept around Murong Kunpeng's face: Come and praise me! Come and praise me!
Murong Kunpeng scratched its scalp, and Xiao Funi suddenly collapsed on Murong Kunpeng's shoulder with satisfaction.
"Oh Mom! What the hell! The 100,000 army was disgusted, and crawled backwards with weak hands and feet.
"Hehe, probably the mutant snake eggs in the stream made you drink, right?" Murong Kunpeng pretended to smile lightly, glanced back at Sima Ji, and Sima Ji's thick eyebrows were twisted together: My lord, there must be something strange about this matter!
Murong Kunpeng bowed slightly, he thought so too, even the mutant snake that he and Sima Ji couldn't recognize, obviously shouldn't appear in this kind of low-risk area, and this mutant snake was very strange, I had never heard of any kind of mutant beast that could parasitize in the human stomach, and it could grow so big in such a short period of time, it felt like it grew up by sucking the blood of a hundred thousand troops, and I don't know if he didn't take the medicine in time, these two mutant snakes would suck the army of one hundred thousand into two dried corpses.
Since the military and the university have conducted this summer military training, they will certainly survey the conditions of the site in advance, and they are doing so in order to temper the actual combat ability of the college students, not to kill the college students.
This summer military training is very colorful...... Murong Kunpeng lit a cigarette and looked at it far-reaching, but he had just taken a puff when Xiao Funi, who was happily slumped on his shoulder, jumped up suddenly.
"Ahem-" Xiao Funi coughed in a thin voice, her eyes were teary-eyed from choking on the smoke, and she pounced on her four little paws to hold the cigarette unreasonably, and pulled the cigarette out of Murong Kunpeng's mouth with a flash of blue light.
Thrown far away, Xiao Funi came back like lightning and lay on Murong Kunpeng's shoulder, begging little eyes looked at Murong Kunpeng, Murong Kunpeng took out a cigarette case and looked at Xiao Funi.
Xiao Funi shook her little head like a rattle, and Murong Kunpeng smiled and threw the cigarette case out casually.
"Tss ”
Little brother is the best!