Chapter 233: Water Monkey
"I don't know how to swim, if I fall into the river and am washed away by the river, what is wrong, I will see how you two explain to the principal, how to explain to my relatives." Bai Annie said proudly.
Uncle, the principal, and her relatives, this is moving out of her father to press me.
"But I can't swim."
"If you can't swim, you can't catch fish?"
Is it still reasonable! And that makes sense!
"I don't have fishing gear, how can I catch it?"
"You don't need fishing gear, you just go down and touch it, as long as you touch a fish enough for me to eat, it's a big deal that I'll leave a fish eye for you."
Bai Annie pretended to be reluctant to say.
"Pull it down, you know that I don't eat fish, so I don't rarely eat your fish eyes, eat one of your fish eyes, you still don't hate me to death, I don't know how you will use this to blackmail me in the future."
Finally, I looked at the fat man.
I can't swim, but a fat man can.
At this time of day, Bai Annie has a request, and the fat man will definitely take the initiative to be courteous, but the fat man actually retreated today.
The fat man must have realized that there was danger under the river.
But your White Anne, why should I be at such a risk?
I said to the fat man:
"Fatty, don't you know water? The time has come to test you, let a fish represent your heart. ”
The fat man retreated again and again:
"You are talking nonsense, where can I swim, I have been afraid of water since I was a child, I was almost drowned when I was a child, my legs were weak when I saw the water, let alone go down to the river, my love for Anne can be seen by the sun and the moon, and I don't need a fish to show it."
Why is this product so neat all of a sudden?
Then Bai Annie shook her backpack in front of me, the meaning is self-evident, if you don't listen to her, you will cut off my financial route.
Uncle, in the case of Bai Annie's aggressiveness, I reluctantly took off my coat, took off my shoes, threw them aside, and slowly approached the river, ready to go down to the river to fish.
I just fished by the river, and I didn't go deeper, whether he could touch it or not.
But as soon as I reached the river, I suddenly stopped.
I said to Anne White:
"White Anne, fat man, come over here and see what this is?"
As soon as she heard that I had let them pass, Bai Annie thought that I had found something important, and hurriedly ran over, and after a look, Bai Annie said in disappointment:
"What, isn't it just a few broken shoes, what's so nice to look at, it's worth your surprise, coward."
Broken shoes indeed.
In front of my eyes, that is, on the bank of the river, there were a few broken shoes, depending on the size, there were adults, there were children, there were a pair of intact, there were single, some of the shoes had been worn out by the wind and sun, and a few of them were sunk into the mud, and I couldn't see what they looked like.
"How can there be so many shoes on this riverbank? Don't you think it's weird? ”
I pointed to the riverbank not far away, where there were still a few scattered shoes.
The fat man was not surprised, grinned, and said:
"People wear out, don't want it, just throw it here, what's the fuss, you just don't want to go down to catch fish for our family Anne, divert our attention, comb, you're too cunning."
Cunning you sister.
I explained:
"Although these are rotten, you can still see that these shoes are not tattered, and if they were really thrown away, why are there one? If you throw away your shoes, you'll keep one? ”
"That one was picked up."
"That's even weirder, when you have a pair of shoes, would you pick up only one?"
"It was washed away by the river."
I really want to slap the fat man hard, the ghost pill of the lantern ghost grandfather, when the meal is eaten, pull it out, don't move your brain at all.
I can only explain:
"What you say makes sense, it's possible, but if you look at these shoes stuck in the dirt, if the rising water washes away those shoes, why are these shoes still in the mud? If you look at the banks of the river, the soil is loose and dusty, and it is clear that the river has not been flooded for a long time. ”
"Then you say, what's the matter with these shoes?"
I stared at the shoes in front of me, thought for a long time, and said:
"I don't know."
I really don't know, how would I know.
I'm just asking my own questions, and I haven't figured out the answer yet, so I'm calling them to come and think about it.
Who knew that as soon as I said this, Bai Annie's lungs were about to be blown up by me, and a slap actually hit me on the head, and said angrily:
"Shu Ziyang, you have observed the broken shoes for a long time, you have not seen anything, and you have said a lot of nonsense, does this shoe have anything to do with you? If you want, Miss Ben will come back to town later, and give you a lot of them, and now, you still can't touch the fish? ”
If you don't agree with each other, you'll be an adult!
The daughter of the king of the Ten Palaces is really willful.
I touched the head that was hurt by Bai Annie, and said innocently:
"I said, Miss, why are you beating people?"
"What's wrong with me just hitting you? If you don't go down to the river again, believe it or not, I'll kick you down? ”
Believe, I absolutely believe that there is nothing in this Nizi's character that she can't do.
"Okay, I'll go down to the river at once."
As I spoke, I was about to lift my foot and jump into the river.
But before I could settle down, I heard someone on the other side shouting at us:
"Hey, what are you guys doing, don't die!"
I was startled by the sudden sound, hurried back, put on my shoes, and when I looked up, I saw a peasant woman of thirty or forty years of age running from a road on the opposite bank, shouting at us as she ran:
"Whose child is running here to play, don't die?"
Not only me, but even Anne Bai was frightened by the woman, like a child who had made a mistake, and stood by, not daring to look up at the woman.
But the woman ran away again.
What's going on, seeing the wrong person?
It's scared to death.
But as soon as I relaxed, suddenly there was another person behind me, who raised his hand and twisted my ear, and angrily rebuked:
"Look at you two tigers, whose children, your adults? I don't know that there are water monkeys in this water, and they still come to play, is this a place to play? Don't die, get out, if you don't get out, I'll call the village chief to arrest you. ”
The fat man and Bai Annie looked ignorant, and were stupidly frightened by this woman's fierceness, and they didn't dare to move, and I was twisted by this woman's ears, and it hurt terribly, but I didn't dare to resist.
The woman was even more angry when she saw that the three of us did not react at all, and the strength in her hands became even stronger, and I felt that my ears were about to be screwed off by her.
The woman said to me:
"Silly, don't you understand? I can't understand people's words, water monkeys, water monkeys know? What are we going to do if we get you all in there? You kid, you're so fat, you dare to go into the water, hurry up and give me home. ”
I'm even more confused, what a water monkey, isn't it a water ghost?
Where did the water monkeys come from!
But the woman gave me no chance to explain, let go of my ears, and took my arm by the hand, and dragged me back, away from the riverbank, and Anne and the fat man followed us, and did not say a word.
(End of chapter)