"As another example, you play basketball and you meet Curry and Kobe, don't you want to go and play them head-to-head? Therefore, when love reaches the depths, it must be scared. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info"

Su Yang is kind and seductive.

"You're just trying to justify yourself doing things, right?" Zhang Huan had nothing to say, and bluntly exposed Su Yang's lies.

Su Yang didn't have the embarrassment of being exposed, and said seriously: "Are you sure it's not human nature to do things?" ”

"This... How can it be natural to do things? Zhang Huan asked thoughtlessly.

"To be honest, your knowledge is not broad at all, and I will give you a detailed analysis of an important case where doing things is human nature." Su Yang pretended to be an expert and said.

"Do you say Cao Cao is doing things?"

Zhang Huan was stunned... Does Cao Cao have anything to do with doing things? What does it have to do with human nature? He replied: "Cao Cao should be the most famous military strategist and politician in the late Eastern Han Dynasty, and he should... Don't make a lot of trouble, do you? ”

"Wrong!" Su Yang said concisely: "Cao Cao is very involved in things, from the assassination of Dong Zhuo, it can be seen that he likes to make big news very much, but this matter has no scientific significance, so I won't list it." ”

"The most famous case, the Battle of Wancheng, because of some of his own desires, became the sister-in-law of Zhang Xiu, an important military figure in Wancheng, and then Zhang Xiu rebelled and took Cao Cao's son and important general Dian Wei away in a wave."

"And this incident should have been avoided."

"As long as Cao Cao controlled his trouser belt at that time, there would be no rebellion by Zhang Xiu, do you say that Cao Cao did this too much and did a wave of things."

"But what does Cao Cao have to do with us?" Zhang Huan hit the nail on the head and said: "The strength of your example is too low, can you give some ordinary examples." ”

"This, is Huang Xudong counted?" Su Yang touched his nose and said, "He's an ordinary person, right?" ”

"It seems to be counted..."Zhang Huan felt that there was nothing wrong.

"But he's very troublesome, obviously there are some things, it's not good to say it in his mouth, he says it every time, and then it blows up." Su Yang commented.

Who is Huang Xudong?

Esports commentary. Once commented on StarCraft 1, it has now been transformed into StarCraft 2.

World-class commentary.

In addition to a mouthful of poisoned milk, Huang Xudong's explanation is much stronger than Joker's, it can be said that Joker is purely his own blind judgment and mistakes, while Huang Xudong's judgment is mostly following normal people's ideas.

It can even be said that Huang Xudong's judgment can be compared with the judgment of professional players.

But whenever Huang Xudong judges, things will always deviate.

Many netizens laughed and sorted out some brain-made words.

"You people don't talk about poisonous milk all day long!"

"It's all grandma's milk in the e-sports circle now!"

"Let those commentators who don't have the strength fish in troubled waters!"

"As soon as you make a mistake in judgment, you will say that you are poisoned milk and poisoned milk!"

"Labor and management are professional explanations, okay!"

"At that moment, the audience and even the contestants judged the same as me!"

"As a result, the situation changed strangely the moment A went up!"

"A is wrong!"

"Your hands are out of control!"

"Can I be blamed for this?"

"This kind of milk is called milk, do you understand!"

However, Huang Xudong's poisoned milk not only crossed the border, but also went out of the world, whether it was PetroChina or a football game, even the dead gave Huang Xudong milk to life.

"Like, it makes sense." Zhang Huan was silent.

Huang Xudong is an ordinary person, and he is also a commentator, theoretically, commenting on a game, his poisonous milk should not be regarded as a matter, and it is acceptable to lose how to lose a flying dragon riding face.

But everything in his life has to be poisoned.

It's very unscientific.

It's very troublesome.

You know you're so poisonous, it's too much to come out and speak.

For example, stock market forecasting.

Huang Xudong: "Someone asked me about tomorrow's stocks, and I just want to tell you that others have only had a circuit breaker in the United States once in so many years." China has a circuit breaker at the opening, can this kind of stock be speculated? If you should run, run early, you won't be able to fall tomorrow. Bottom-copying? Margin call? Hehe, death is just one word. ”

The stock market closed with only a slight decline on the second day, and the stock rose sharply on the third day.

For example, Huang Xudong chatted with a sailor during the live broadcast of Douyu and talked about three times the salary for overtime during the Spring Festival, and a sailor said that he did not get three times the salary for overtime during the Spring Festival when he worked at Sinopec, and Xudong Laoxian casually said that the older the official, the more afraid he was of being investigated.

A few minutes later, NetEase News reported: Cai XX, director of China Sinochem Corporation, was investigated for violating discipline during his tenure at Sinopec.

There is also a case of predicting the European Cup: "Whoever meets Belgium will shake three times", "Whoever draws England will celebrate".

Result: Wales 3-1 Belgium, England 3:2 Germany.

Always use his poisoned milk skills to do things strongly.

I can't say it, but I want to say it.

Doesn't this prove that it is human nature to do things?

Although Su Yang's crooked reasoning was one set after another, the four people present were too lazy to BB with Su Yang, and if they continued to BB, Su Yang could go further and further.

"Alright, a few more qualifying matches, shall we? By the way, Lao Su, when are you going to play? When the time comes, I will watch your majesty live. Jiang Yifan said after ending such a long conversation.

"The day after tomorrow, the day after tomorrow, you don't come to watch, Lao Jiang, I beg you, you really don't come to watch my game, you see who plays, whose team explodes." Su Yang sighed.

"Am I so poisonous?" Jiang Yifan was hesitant.

"S5 you watch the LGD team game, LGD blew up, S6 you watch the EDG game, EDG blew up, you see who blew up, you didn't watch IEM9's WE game back then, and you fucking won, but you know that WE played to the finals, and after watching the finals all the way, WE lost, which is the most chicken." Su Yang shouted out his heart.

"Then I watched the SKT team game, and I haven't seen them lose a few times..."Jiang Yifan pouted and said vigorously as evidence.

"Hmm... In the mid-season of the S5 season, SKT really 'didn't lose'. Su Yang said.

"It's an example, right? It was just an accident, and the other SKT teams basically won their games. Jiang Yifan explained.

"That's the video you watched, the live game you watched, which team you support, which team you support, which team loses, why did you say why you went to watch the RNG team and the SKT team in the first place, causing them to lose BO5, you know?" Su Yang protested.

(Brothers, this chapter is a little paddling, which can be regarded as giving everyone some important figures in science popularization, and by the way, everyone will smile and be happy.) ）

(Today's state is really not good, this hospital injection... I had two injections, one on each of my left and right arms, and it hurt a little bit, and the side effects were also ... Dizziness, drowsiness. ）

(Constantly changing is my festival!) ）

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