Recently in Qingdao, I can't access the Internet at any time, so everyone's feedback can't be answered in time, I'm sorry.

The air down there isn't bad, if I can feel it. Looking up, there was chaos, and souls of different colors floated around.

Look, soul plane. Hey, wait, let me take a jerking... The word seems to be very ambiguous, but fortunately it was not shouted.

Today, there is a rotten girl Shu Qingya, YY from heaven to earth.

I decided, I want to be the Yest god of rotten girls in history.

"You're lucky, you have a chance to go back, and some of you can only stay here, like me...... Hey, but for the sake of being a ghost, forget it...... Queue up. "Uncle Kicha, dressed like a prisoner, landed at the back of a long line with me, waiting to be reincarnated.

Looking blankly, a long dragon, everyone fluttered in the air, left, right, right, up and down There are many such long dragons, and my one is quite short.

"It's a long time." I sighed.

"This is short, if you catch up with the natural disaster, the black pressure here is full of heads. You wait slowly. "Uncle Prison Clothes has accented the word slow, will it be very slow?

In front of me was a chubby chick, who jumped from time to time, and then, my feet, in her bouncing again, were trampled flat.

"Hiss"

"Yes, I'm sorry." The chubby chick turned around and sincerely apologized.

I rubbed my feet: "Queue up." ”

"Well, you can't get excited." The chubby girl's eyes are sparkling and she looks kind.

Liangli is a westerly skimmer. What is there to excite about the dead.

"Hehe, it seems that you don't seem to be very excited, but I'm so happy that I can finally be reincarnated."

I wondered, "You...... Aren't you happy to be alive?

The chubby girl pouted: "Yes, being sold to a brothel, what's so happy." ^^^^”

"Uh...... With all due respect, as fat as your sister...... It should be relatively safe. ”

"Yes, I think so too, but that even Mama said that I was a beauty embryo and insisted that I lose weight. Do you know? She said it was too cruel for me not to eat. I lost weight and I can still save food for them in Baihuagong."

Hundred Flower Palace? Even Mama Bahui, this world is really small, and I know people when I bump into them.

"That'...... You don't run away? ”

"Run?" The chubby girl rolled her eyes, "How do you run?" Do you know that there were a total of five girls who were sold to the Hundred Flowers Palace with me, and they all wanted to run except me at that time.

One of them was pulled back with a broken leg and is still lame on his foot; One wanted to commit suicide and was fed an aphrodisiac, but it was opened that night, and life was worse than death; There is also a big official who said that he knew something, and even Mama laughed three times and said that she was the emperor's wife. Throw directly to the big pick-up; Another one who knows martial arts, yes, she's quite powerful, it's a pity. was recovered by the four masters of the Hundred Flowers Palace, and was beaten again.

The last one is me.,I originally thought that my obedient Mama Lian wouldn't poison me.,I'll just be a handyman or something.,Result.。 I don't know how she saw that I was a beauty and asked me to lose weight.

Oh my God, not letting me eat is worse than death for me, I ended up starving and lying in bed, only a maid named Yueyue took pity on me, and often brought me some steamed buns to eat, and on weekdays I was fed water and what kind of weight loss soup the damn doctor prescribed. Xiaobi Xiaoluo often forgets to feed me.

Yesterday, I was hungry for three months, just last night. Xiaobi Xiaoluo was busy watching what was going on, and I heard that it was a waiter of Mrs. Huguo performing in front. They forgot to feed me water, and as a result, I didn't have the strength to breathe it up, so I hung up. == Xiaobi Xiaoluo probably doesn't know yet, and I also want to thank the lady who protects the country. Finally free----"

"......" didn't know whether to admit that she was indirectly "murdering" her benefactor. Raise your eyes. Seeing a ghost dangling past our eyes and plugging in front of us, I pointed to the ghost and changed the subject: "Plug." Insert, cut in line, why"

"Forget it, I'm used to it, at the end of the day, they keep cutting in line, they have this." The chubby girl pinched her fingers, and I was shocked: "How could they possibly come down with money?" "Look at it, you know that you died in vain, and you are generally buried seriously, which family doesn't burn money to buy roads."

"That's how the money used to buy the road"

"Yes, I also came down to find out, but there is no second time for this kind of thing, wait slowly, fortunately, the ghost is not very hungry, let's chat and play time?"

As we spoke, another ghost passed in front of us, oh my God, I interjected one from time to time, and I just felt that I was basically not moving forward, which was too much.

"Fat Girl" A ghost sent to find here, the fat girl was huge, he quickly found the fat girl, he took out a blue book, the fat girl was full of joy: "Are they now that I am dead and burned the money for me to buy the road?" I can finally cut in line," the chubby girl held my hands and bounced.

The ghost is the same as the clothes worn by the uncle in prison clothes, he smashed his mouth, put the blueprint in front of his stomach, and looked at the excited fat girl indifferently: "Fat girl, your life is not over, now I want to take you back." Let's go. ”

The fat girl's happy expression froze instantly, and then, she hugged me and began to slide: "Don't---- I don't want to go back---- I don't want to go back even if I die----"

"Have you made a mistake about this fat girl, and others don't have a chance to return the yang if they want to, now give you free yang and don't walk" The ghost cha grabbed the fat girl's trouser belt, and the fat girl changed from hugging my waist to hugging my legs: "I don't want to go back---- life is better than death---- sister save me---- save me-

"This ...... I'm dead too...... I can't help it......"

"You're dead too, yes, sister, you're still yang, I'll exchange it with you"

"Huh?"

"Ghost handsome guy, can you?" The chubby girl got up from the ground and hooked the ghost's neck, how do I feel that no matter the tone and movements of the chubby girl, it is a bit similar to me.

The ghost raised his eyebrows, glanced at the fat girl from the corner of his drooping eyes, and nodded: "If there is no objection between the two parties, you can." ”

Immediately, the ghosts lining up around us were boiling.

"I do"

No, lewd man? That's not a B anymore.

"I do, too"

No, auntie, haven't you tasted a man? What do prostitutes want to do?

"I do"

"I do, too"

I didn't expect so many people in this world to like to be prostitutes.

"Sister" the fat girl began to hug me and coquettishly, "Please, I'm not ugly for a change, even Mama said that I am a beauty, but I am a little fatter, really, I should lose weight after being hungry for a month, anyway, when I came down, I felt that my arms were as light as cotton, rest assured, the quality is absolutely guaranteed"

It's not a question of quality or not, it's a question of identity.

"Shu Qingya, you are so smart, a small Baihua Palace can't trap you." The prisoner-clothed uncle who picked me up said more lightly than me, "Look at it, you have no money, and you have no way, at least you have to queue for a year, you let the fat girl line, anyway, when you return to your own world, you will be reincarnated." ”

"Not a rebirth?"

"How can there be so many ready-made picks? Your original body was also broken, and now you don't know which fish maw you entered. So you are re-entering reincarnation, and you have to drink Meng Po soup, you think about it, here, this fat girl still has sixty years to live, and when you get there, you are really starting over. ”

"Start over? Forget it, I like to have memories. "Since it is also a reincarnation, why don't I enjoy these sixty years before I die. This world is still full of wonderful, at least most people are more simple than we are, and I still have the 952 plan, don't waste those good resources above.

"Are you both voluntary?"

I looked at the chubby girl and nodded, "Yes"

"Then may I ask the fat girl, in the long waiting in the future, will you regret today's decision, will you appeal to our leaders to change today's decision, will you continue to harass our work, will you be vexatious, will you be hysterical, will you use excuses to spill and other abnormal human behaviors."

"Won't"

"Then may I ask Miss Shu Qingya, in the next sixty years, will you choose to commit suicide because you are dissatisfied with your mortal life, will you burn money to bribe our boss to regret today's decision, will you drag a few martial arts masters to die together to take revenge on us, will you become our boss and remove us after death, of course, the last possibility is almost zero, but I am not afraid of ten thousand, I am afraid of just in case."

"Won't"

"Very good, where are you going back and forth, send ---- line--------"

"Bang" someone kicked me hard, why didn't anyone inform me that I sent it like this

"Remember to go up and burn some money for me to buy the road----" The fat girl's voice kept sending me to the yang world.

PS: Qingdao has been so cold lately.